Subject: NFL to Rush: Take a
Again, we're giving this stupid mouth-breathing
craphole too much attention and too much credit.
(I mean, please. This puke-breath dodged
the draft by going without wiping his rear hole for a month.
Now he's portraying his lip-flapping from his
lazy-boy chair -- actually, probably a sofa -- as "pioneering"?!?
Anyone who isn't laughing themselves sick right
now, well, re-read that sentence.)
Limpdick was never in the running for buying
into a sports franchise at all.
Unlike low-band radio advertising, you have to
PAY MONEY UP FRONT. As in, to the stadium, the players, the insurance
And Limpdick simply DOES NOT HAVE THE MONEY HE
CLAIMS TO HAVE.
"What I can borrow" and "What I can give advertising
time to" does not in any way equal "What I actually have in the bank."
"Controversial?" There is nothing "controversial"
about El Pigbo's lying and treason and hatred and greed.
Any GOOD parent would have stood snivelling little
rushie hudson limp-lip the third with his nose to the corner,
back when he was five, for trying to get away
with such bratty scuzziness.
What the not-aging-well facelift queen is getting
now is a slightly more adult version of "what's coming to you,"
and it is not, in reality, only about his well-documented
disgusting divisiveness and phony pandering.
Limpdick wants to make it "all about race," because
the only audience he has left are two-tooth trailer-trash dorkobigots.
His butt-buddies are reduced to whining about
"race" being an issue because, well, tough shit, little boys, but OBAMA
WON FAIR AND SQUARE, AND WITHOUT RIGGING THE
BALLOT BOXES, THE WAY YOUR HERO,
CHICKENSHIT GEORGE AND COMPANY, DID.
The dorkobigot lowlifes always have to have something
to wail and sob and blame anyone except themselves about,
but face facts. The NFL would sell a team
to Osama bin Laden if he ponied up the cash.
Loser Limpdick was pulling a publicity stunt,
nothing more. With even his pathetic audience of idiots shrinking
by the day,
his owners backpedalling from him and going after
a slightly higher class of people, and the vast majority of Americans
having proven that we are overwhelmingly not
buying his brand of BS any more, he's desperate.
So he tries to shoehorn in on an industry which,
while not recession-proof, is at least still paying dividends.
And the NFL said "show us your latest bank statement."
written by TheDieHard
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