Seriously, I need to sell this ASAP.
Some say it's a Rembrandt, some say it a Reubens.
I don't care if it's a Paul Reubens, I need cash and I need
it right now.
I need it to be appraised by three experts (in Oklahoma?)
so I can show the paperwork to a judge and get permission to sell it.
If you know any art dealers, call them right now.
Expect a nice finders fee if you can find me a buyer.
Oh, and the camera makes those flaws look worse than they are.
A Q-Tip and some club soda and that'll come right out :)
We have an entire art collection that we need to convert to cash.
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