What's Richard Jewell's problem?
He's whining and whining about how the FBI and the media destroyed his "good name." What a crock!
You know what ol' BartCop would've done if I were him? I'd say,
"Hey, CBS, c'mon in and play some poker with me.
Hey, NBC, let's go play some pool, let's ride horses.
Hey, ABC, I'll give you an interview if you give me
Hey, CNN, send Catherine Crier over. I'll talk to her!
Pretty soon, they'd be so goddamn sick of me and my
But when he hid under his mommies skirt,
"You know my name, but you don't really know
who I am,"
If he had put a lawnchair on his front porch and talked to the media,
It's that easy.