Subject: Hack, hack, hack
You know after watching and reading for days on end,
I can only come to the conclusion that you're a sad party hack.
Nope, I'm the most cheerful guy you'd ever meet.
Nobody has more fun than ol' Bart - nobody.
Democrap party hack.
It's better than being a Republicunt.
Yeah yeah, you berate the demos which is deserved by them.
But golly Bart, how long you gonna beat on that dead mule?
Until they learn how to fight back.
Anyway, Democraps better days are long long gone.
Isn't it about time you look somewhere else?
Last big election we had, we won everything.
And even the Rethugs figure Obama will win a second term.
Why? Because you bastards got nobody but McCain's swimsuit model.
Cause you know, the Democraps only get worse by the minute.
By the hour and by the day. Stuck you are Bart.
True, I've got nowhere else to go but at least
I'm not a proud, anti-science Teabagger Republicunt.
Hmmm, maybe that should be quagmired.
Sort of like Amerika in the Afghaniscam.
You mean that war Bush started?