Subject: reality TV sucks
Bart, doesn't the grind of meeting people's expectations
ever get to you?
My bank account tells me I ain't meeting shit.
I tried to blog, but couldn't drag myself into
writing every day.
Writing is a lot of fun, unless you're not in
It's like Bartcop Radio... I have to be in the
mood to do it,
but once I'm there, I prattle on like Kathie
Lee Griford on her period.
And why the hell do you want writer commentary
on reality shows?
They blow. Hard.
All of them except the ones with cool crashes
Steve in MT
I don't know about the cool crashes on TruTV, but when it comes to Survivor,
you can't heardly get more real. In the last two seasons (my wild guess)
people had to be evacuated because of medical hardship and that ain't
On Survivor, they dump 20 people on an island and say,
a shelter, look for food,
elect a leader and learn how to create fire
because you can't drink water without fire."
You ever been under that kind of pressure, Steve?
They have no shelter. Sometimes it's 50 degrees and raining and they
can't even stay dry.
And you can't drink water until it things dry out and you can't drink
water until you can
build fire and you can't build a fire until things dry out.
We like to watch this show from our La-Z-Boys while eating delivered
That pizza tastes extra good when you're watching a pretty girl eat
a rat because she's starving..
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