He's Dick would-you-like-to-fuck-my-wife
He's the disgraced, former Dole for President
who got caught advertising for somebody to screw
You thought I made that whole bit up, didn't
Text of sex ad placed by Dole aide Dick Stone in DC paper:
We are HOT, athletic
and very fit.
We are seeking similar
couples or exceptional, muscular, well-hung men!
She is 40DD - 24 - 36
She loves to fuck hard
He's 195 pounds, trim,
muscular and 6 ft.
She prefers jocks, miliary
men and body builders.
No fat people or smokers.
(ha ha - Pigboy need not apply)
Send photo and phone.
No photo, no response.
We are interested in
DC, VA, MD, NYC, Miami and LA.
"She loves to fuck, hard and deep!" was
how he billed the lovely Mrs. Stone.
...and this was right after Bob Dole attacked
Clinton on the Dick Morris issue, claiming,
"You can take the measure of a man by the company
I miss Bob Dole.
May he rest in peace.
Anyway, Dick was on Crossfire last
Like Marv Albert, he's figured it's time to get
back to work.
He was arguing the conservative point of view,
He used the name Roger Stone instead of Dick
I guess he only uses Dick when he wants
you to screw his wife.
He was billed as "Republican
spokesman Roger Stone,"
but he currently works for possible presidential
candidate Donald Trump.
Dick Stone, speaking for The Donald?
Is Trump broke?
Why would Trump hire Dick would-you-like-to-fuck-my-wife
I'm all for giving a guy a second chance, but
when you put a goddamn ad
in the paper, with a goddamn picture of your
wife and your bad-self,
inviting the public at large to screw your wife,
I'm not sure he should
be speaking for Penny's Lemonade Stand, much
less a casino-owning
billionaire who's considering a run for the White
Keep an eye out for this guy.
If you ever hear the Trump candidacy being talked
look for Dick would-you-like-to-fuck-my-wife
He's a Republican.
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