20th season: I'm looking for a HERO
by Jane Stillwater
Well it's Day 2 on the latest season of Survivor
-- Heroes Vs. Villains -- and so far no one
seems to be making their move, not even Russell.
And what the freak does Sugar think that
she's up to in the middle of the night, waking
everybody up? Heroes? Villains? So far it's just Losers....
But that's only what has happened so far.
We're now at the mid-point of tonight's show -- at the
Kay Jewelers commercial, that point where I run
out to the kitchen and do dishes like crazy before
the show starts again. Maybe the second
half will be better. "Which chicken should we eat for dinner tonight?"
seems to be the biggest challenge so far.
Colby: "It's the little things like the
chickens that get you fired up." Yeah right.
Who do I like best on the show so far? Boston
Rob. Coach is just plain annoying.
As usual. And I hate to say this but the
Immunity Idol looks just like Rupert.
Oh crap. The Heroes are losing their lead
in the immunity challenge.
"Villains win first immunity challenge!"
Ah. Here come more commercials. Sears
Presidents' Day sale. Shutter Island. Charles Schwab.
"At Charles Schwab, investors rule. Are
you ready to rule?" Sure. Russell's safe. Whew.
But Sugar and Rupert are in trouble.
It's the Disneyland commercial next. "If
we stay for two nights, we can get one night for free."
I wanna go play "Survivor" at Disneyland!
PS: I'm going to apply for the next season
of Survivor. I survived almost getting blown up in
the Green Zone in Iraq. I survived being
chased across the Yalu River by the North Korean
border patrol on one side and the Red Army on
the other. I survived being almost trampled
to death at the Jamarat in Mecca, being chased
by beggars on Chicken Street in Kabul and
giving birth to four children. Surely I
will be able to survive "Survivor" too.
PPS: The tribe just voted off Sugar.
That's just wrong. That's like pulling the wings off of a butterfly.
But she did seem sort of glad to go. Next
time on "Survivor"? "Rob! Something's happened to Rob!"
How could anyone not love this show?
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