American Idol has officially jumped the shark.
Mentor = Myley Cyrus = WTF?
With the sole exception of Crystal, this was Karaoke
And Simon Cowell was the only one watching the
same show I was.
Lee Dewyze - Joe Cocker’s note-for-note version
of The Letter = Karaoke. (40 years
And they failed to mention that Alex Chilton,
the guy who sang The Letter, died last week.
Paige Miles - Train wreck version of Against
All Odds that was unwatchable. (25
Drunk karaoke singers and dogs everywhere were
crying. ha ha
Tim Urban- (had no right EVER to sing) Queen’s
Little Thing Called Love, (35
hoping to be Elvis I suppose…..
time I will never get back.
Andrew Garcia was broken by Myley who made him
put down his guitar and do a completely
off-the-rails K-A-R-A-O-K-E version
of Heard it Through the Grapevine – (40
a song he should have been able to slay in his
sleep – had he had his acoustic guitar.
Mike Lynch – karaoke version of When A Man
Loves a Woman. Predictable. (45
Aaron Kelly – sang something….. oh yeah, Don’t
Want To Miss A Thing, very well, (Orig
sung by 55 year old)
considering he was ill butzzzzzzzzzzz.
He just bores me stupid.
Didi Benami – Slowed down You’re No Good.
If that was possible. (40 years old)
Casey James – Power of KARAOKE than Hughie
Lewis did it. (25 years old))
Katie Stevens – The judges have officially turned
her into Myley Cyrus and now she sucks.
(She did a song from 2 years ago - Fergie's Big
Girls Don't Cry)
Crystal – GO MAKE AN ALBUM AND GO ON TOUR – I
WILL BUY TICKETS.
(She did Bobby McGee, from 45 years ago)
Casey and Katie were the only ones to pick songs from their lifetime
I could care less who leaves tonight. Even if
it’s Crystal, it just means that most people have already bailed,
and she can go make money and not have to deal
with a soul sucking tour. You can see Simon counting the minutes
until he doesn’t have to think about chewing
his own arm off to get off that set.
Vote for the Worst.com
is telling people to vote for cute loser Tim Urban.
How long can VFTW keep the non-singer around?
Idol is down 10% this season while Dancing with the Stars
was up 10% for their premier.
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