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Subject: the new Tiger
I think Tiger just needs to own it.
Clearly the “real” Tiger is the whore banging
scumbag that we’ve all just been introduced to.
He’s not coming back from that and now that his
cover’s been blown there’s no way he’s going
to be able to get it under wraps again.
So don’t. Show up at the next tournament with a
hot-ass blond decked out in platforms and fishnet-stockings
under each arm and just own that shit.
Who sponsors him would shift (Budweiser, MGM Grand,
Spike TV instead of Wheaties and the
Disney Channel) but as long as he’s winning the
game (uh, golf) they’ll still be there.
Be the Charles Barkley of Golf – he was anyway,
his public persona was just a complete lie/fiction.
RJ in Asheville
Let's not be too tough on Eldrick.
(Did I just say that?)
His problem isn't that he likes to bang tons
o' broads.
His problem is he swore he wouldn't.
If he can't be faithful he should stop lying to himself and his wife.
He should give her a divorce (seems to be in the works) and let her
find a man
who will be willing to keep his wedding vows and then they can all
be happy.