Subject: BCR 99 Pt 1 (review)
10:38 PM 11/16/2006
BCR Show 99 is out of the can! Just a few days
after my birthday and what a gift!
Bush Bashing right out of the gate! YES!
Keep reminding people that Bush constantly said
'A vote for the Dems is a vote for the terrists'
and 'you're either with us or against us'. Apparently
a LOT of people are indeed against him,
but why should he care? Bush is a divider, not
Listening to you channel Eddie Murphy's 'Ice Cream'
bit from way back made
me look it up online -
Please allow me to quote you...
"That's one of my favorite arguments. When they
say 'You republicans are racist', they say
'Well, we freed the slaves'.
What have you done the last 160 years, son of a bitch?
If the first thing that pops into your head about
what you've done for black people,
you've got to go back to the Civil War. Yeah,
I've got a feeling you haven't done
anything for us lately. There's a Janet Jackson
song in there somewhere.
Your teardown of Bush's day-after press conference
is one of the best things I've ever heard you do.
Bush :I also congratulated Congresswoman Pelosi
and Congressman Hoyer. They ran a disciplined campaign.
Their candidates were well-organized and did
a superb job of turning out their votes.
Bart: You don't mean that for one second. As
soon as you get behind closed doors you are gonna start
screaming about Pelosi, the fag lover and how
she's gonna bring fag values to New York and all that
fag business and did I mention that she's a fag
from fag-land? Yeah That's the REAL Bush.
Bush: As the majority party in the House of Representatives,
they recognize that in their new role they now
have greater responsibilities.
Bart:....but Monkey. I think they understand
their primary responsibility is oversight of you
and your nazi, fascist crimes. Your worldwide
raping and bungling and thievery and violence.
Bush: The election has changed many things in
Washington, but it has not changed my fundamental
responsibility, and that is to protect the American
people from attack. As the Commander-in-Chief,
I take these responsibilities seriously.
Bart: Almost serious enough to cut short your
vacation. Remember Katrina? Remember the great job
you did protecting New Orleans when you stayed
on vacation. You flew to Arizona to play golf and
play guitar. You just jacked off for several
days while those people were in their attics unable to breathe,
unable to drink or eat. And you just went and
played golf and had a good time. raised some money
and hang around. "Hey lookie me Pickles, cause
I play geetar" FUCK YOU GEORGE!
I get better service at a lemonade stand.
Bush: Our military has experienced an enormous
amount of change and reform during the last five years
while fighting the war on terror, one of the
most consequential wars in our nation's history.
Bart: You got time to go on vacation, Condi's
got time to go buy shoes in New York while Katrina's
drowning New Orleans, Rumsfailed is over there
shaking Saddam's hand, Cheney is out shooting
his friend in the face. Everybody got
something else to do besides their damn job.
Things would be very different if I was in charge.
I would make you eat it live on TV in front of everybody.
I'd get you crying and once you were breaking
down, sobbing like my little BITCH on your knees, then I would
say 'OK George,now that we've seen the real you,
come on and stand back up. I'll let you shine my shoes,
I'll let you sweep my bathroom and I might let
you clean my toilet, but that's all you are good for George.'
This was a VERY entertaining hour of Bartcop
I transcribed some of it so that more people
might listen to it.
QUALITY, QUALITY, QUALITY.
Amazing with all of the other stuff going on
recently, you really brought it on this show.
People, listen to 99. It's well worth it.
Tony in Louisiana
PS. Bart, I've been out of work for a while but
those new long sleeve WPE shirts
look way too cool to pass up! I'll be ordering
Tony - thanks.
Tell me where to send your check :)
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