The Egg Farmer
John was in the egg business. He had several hundred
young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny
bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone,
John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine
specimen, but this morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all!
To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way
to do it without work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else
but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always