Subject: I'm going to sew you, Bart
Thank you for printing my email , not sure why
you found it necasary
Dude, in the last few months, I've printed a dozen
Unles you want to hear from my atorny in the mornig...
F-ing quit it!
Is that you, Artie?
Dude, I could use some publicity - care
to be my tool?
You will take my name off your site.
You will blow me!
Dude, you either have brain damage or you're used
to dealing with East Coast liberals,
You have mispesented my statement by charging
Is this the challenge I've been
waiting for after all these years?
Dude, let's f-ing rock!