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Volume 643 - When Character & Terror Teamed Up

 November 17-18, 2001                                                                                                 Required Reading

 "What's your favorite independent media outlet?"  If you E-mail The Nation letters@thenation.com,
 with the subject line "Favorite Media Outlet,"and vote for  bartcop.com  you get a weekend in a suite at
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 VCR Alert -  You'd have to be crazy (or 15) to watch Britney Spears's Live from the MGM in
  fabulous Las Vegas tonight, but since video tape is now 66 cents, it'll cost me 22 cents, so what the hell.
  If you haven't seen her in her little Lady Elvis costume, that's reason enough to tune in. (Picture below) 
  Also, Alias, The Practice X-Files Pt 2 (Scully birthed a space monkey) and I don't know about you,
  but UC: Undercover has been winning the hour at BartCop Manor. Did you see the three shows
  guest starring Ving Rhames? Ving rules in pretty much everything he's ever done, save that horrid Cruise movie.
  There's more, check BartCop E! for details.


 "If the Supreme Court had refused to grant the stay and Bush had gotten more votes, his election
  would not have been tainted by doubt, and the Supreme Court's credibility would not have been
  tarnished by partisanship. Apparently the justices were so determined to ensure a Republican victory
  that they engineered a short-term resolution locking in that victory -- at the risk of considerable
  long-term costs to the Bush presidency and the credibility of the Supreme Court."
     -- Alan M. Dershowitz, Supreme Injustice

 Osama bin Laden says he would prefer death to being captured by American forces.
 I'm pretty sure the Air Force agrees with that.

 I suggest they work together as a team to help bin Laden's reach his stated goal.

 ...and all praise to Allah.

From: dogfolks@cape.com

Subject: Men & Doctors


About your friend Vic who won't go to the doctor despite having a probable heart attack,

Thanks for reminding me of another thing to be grateful for this Thanksgiving.
Like you, my dear husband of (almost) 20 years has NO problem going to the doctor.
It's a small thing, but it's one more thing I love about him.


So, next time one of your male medicine-phobic readers is trying to think of a way to show
the wife he cares, he should make an appointment to see his doctor for a check up.
She'll be thrilled!

Yes, and you should always tell your doctor everything.
And unless you're Bill Clinton, always tell your lawyer everything, too.

 Bush going too far curtailing our rights
  by Helen Thomas

  Click  Here

 Even before the horrific terrorist bombings of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, Ashcroft had
 edged around the U.S. Constitution by holding prayer meetings every morning in his Justice Department office.
 With the clear approval of President Bush, Ashcroft is moving aggressively against civil liberties in the hunt
 for terrorists. But in his headlong rush to ignore the Constitution, he should remember the words of
 Benjamin  Franklin: "If we give up our essential rights for some security, we are in danger of losing both."

From: krazy@hehe.com

Subject: Pigboy

Bartcop, have you noticed that we have dropped so many food packages in Afganistan,
but we have yet to hear the Pigboy sqeel "meeeells on wheeeeels" when describing our military?


Vlad, excellent point, I should've thought of it myself.

Not only is it a massive "Meels on Wheels" operation,
but we're involved in the dreaded "nation building,"
we have no clear goals and we don't have any exit strategery.

Just to make things worse, (it always gets worse for Rush and the Smirk)
one of the president's primary duties in these matters is to give the American people
a clear-cut case for why we're risking lives, but Weak & Stupid says we don't deserve to know.

The Failure in Thief says "Trust your unelected leaders!"
But how can we, Smirk, after you stole your way into power
with the help of the crooked supreme court.

   Don't let Harry Potter steal the souls of your children
 Witchcraft fears keep Fargo kids from Harry Potter

  Click  Here

 The fact that some consider witchcraft a religion, the protesters said, meant that the school-led trip to the
 movie theater would constitute a violation of the separation of church and state and possibly lead to legal action.

 Meanwhile in Memphis at least two Catholic schools said they were keeping the series of ``Harry Potter''
 books out of their libraries because of the witches and wizardry content.

 From: Garbage fan

 Subject: Found a deal on Chinaco Añejo

 Hey Bart,

 I was in the Washington State Likker Store today and asked them to stock Chinaco Añejo.
 The last time I asked, the kid said they didn't carry it.  Today the woman directed me to the
 CLEARANCE section.  Apparently they had it all along and now are discontinuing it because it didn't sell.

 They had 5 bottles until I bought one for 44.95.
 I told her I'd wait to get the rest when they dropped the price to 34.95.  Now I have 1-9/10 bottles.
 I'm hoarding God's Sunshine in case Abdullah attacks Mexico and kills all the blue agave, hahahaha.

 Don't worry, I'm sipping it.  One shot lasts 2-3 hours.

 Please send me your street address and the best time for me to drop by...

“The O’Sama Factor”
  Bin Laden Mimics Fox's Bill O’Reilly

  Click  Here

 Remember, the people of any country are ultimately responsible for the government they have.
 The Germans were responsible for Hitler. The Afghans are responsible for the Taliban.
 We should not target civilians. But if they don’t rise up against this criminal government, they starve, period.”
   -- Bill O'Reilly

 If I'm not mistaken,
 that shit O'Reilly just called on citizens of the United States to rise up against the criminal regime of
 the Bush Family Evil Empire - because "we are ultimately responsible" for allowing Bush to stay in power.

From: robjefdad@earthlink.net

Subject: courage

I'm sorry if I offend some of you with my "sailor" language at times, but that's just part of me
and I can't seem to appropriately express myself without it many times.
(Maybe that's an intellectual exercise I need to not shy away from.)
With that said, I must say that what we must do as Dems and libs (in my opinion) is follow the lead
of Ron Silver's character on West Wing on last Wednesday's show.

 You all need some therapy, because somebody came along and said liberal means soft on crime,
 soft on drugs, soft on communism, soft on defense and we're going to tax you back to the stone age
 because people shouldn't have to go to work if they don't want to.

 And instead of saying 'Well excuse me you right wing, reactionary, xenophobic, homophobic,
 anti-education, anti-choice, pro-gun, leave it to beaver trip back to the fifties,'
 we cowered in the corner and said, 'Please, don't hurt me.' "

 Don't you wish real Democrats talked that way?

It's all about having the guts (balls) to get up off it and take back the power.
We're surrounded by people who voted for Gore praising the work of an unelected fraud.
We can be patriots which I know we all are and still call this CHIMP for what he truly is.
I know that most all of us on this list do that, but we gotta step it up or else,
as Patriot 451 so correctly put it, we can thank the myth of bin Laden for
giving GW Bush his first legally elected term in 2004.
preaching to the choir
chuck dubya


 Are they blaming the tail fin in the latest New York plane wreck because Jack Welch
 is too powerful to anger with talk of defective General Electric engines?

ha ha,  I'm getting away with it..
Unka Dick was right - they all fell in line,
...especially the press.

Go Fly a Kite, Taliban
  by Maureen Dowd
 She hates everybody.     This time, ...it's the Northern Alliance.

 Click  Here

 Even as President Bush was saying yesterday that "We continue to work with the Northern Alliance
 commanders to make sure they respect the human rights of the people that they're liberating," there were
 more reports of alliance soldiers lynching and stoning Taliban soldiers and dancing on their corpses.


 "Geraldo is leaving CNBC to go to Afghanistan to work for Fox News, which raises
   an interesting ethical question.  Do we have to act sad if Geraldo dies?"
      -- Tina Fey, Weekend Update

 If she has any talent, it's her ability to wear clothes.


 This is the best I could find.
 The color picture is suitable for framing.

 The Economist has run a correction:

 In the issues of December 16th 2000 to November 10th 2001, we may have given the impression
 that George Bush had been legally and duly elected president of the United States. We now understand
 that this may have been incorrect, and that the election result is still too close to call.
 The Economist apologises for any inconvenience


 Have you had "un-Christian" sex lately?


 He's watching... and you'd better not forget it.

 Just a reminder:

 U.S. Policy Towards Taliban Influenced by Oil - Say Authors

 PARIS - Under the influence of U.S. oil companies, the government of George W. Bush initially blocked
 U.S. secret service investigations on terrorism, while it bargained with the Taliban the delivery of bin Laden
 in exchange for political recognition and economic aid, two French intelligence analysts claim.

 Click  Here

 Playing games with the World Trade Center attack?
 Playing fast & loose with the lives of our military men?
 Playing games with terrorists - just like his Daddy & Saint Reagan.
 ..and what did it get them, besides the White House?


 ...the son of a bitch.

 Lots of good stuff over at today.
 U2 playing Rodney Dangerfield's birthday on TV Thanksgiving night?

 ha ha

 It's a must-read.
 Click on the BartCop E! logo.

 There's a really good article in the new Rolling Stone about how the whore press
 turned Gore into a delusional serial liar using laziness and pack whore journalism.
 They also mentioned what an ignorant twit Gore was for letting them do it.

 Remember the famous water release that Gore requested for his photo op?
 Remember that?
 It was four billions gallons of fresh water in New Hampshire and cost taxpayers about
 $7,000,000 and it proved Gore was no friend of the environment if he would throw away
 four billions gallons (and the 7 mil) just so a phony photo op picture could be taken.

 But there's something wrong with that - it never happened.

 The Gore campaign never asked anybody to release any water - the Secret Service did.
 Somehow, Gore was more secure with a faster moving current, something like that.
 And it wasn't four billion gallons of water, it was half a billion, and it wasn't wasted water.
 They release it every day but they did it a few hours earlier than usual at the request of the SS.

 The whore press knew it, too, the sons of bitches, but they jumped on the vulgar Pigboy's bandwagon
 (as did Fox Whore News and every whore network) and beat it to death as tho it was true.
 Vice President Gore, betrayer of the environment and serial liar on every other goddamn thing.

 ...and Gore laid there like a raped date and let them do it.


 I guarantee, if I was running Gore's campaign that bogus horseshit would've been blown apart in minutes,
 but Gore just took a nap and trusted the voters to be intelligent and that's always a recipe for disaster.

 Koresh, If I didn't know the truth about that day till now, what are the odds Joe Six Pack knew?
 If his opponent was anybody else in the history of politics,
 I'd say Gore wasn't the sharpest guy in this race.

 But Gore's ex-campaign chairman Tony Coelho praised the Bush advisors:
 "Karl Rove and Karen Hughes outmaneuvered and out strategized us.
   We weren't even in the same league."

 That is so wrong it borders on heinous horseshit!

 I, BartCop, could beat up Iron Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis (congrats, Lennox) at the same time if
 they refused to fight back.  It might take me 200 punches each, but at some point, if they refused to fight back,
 I would whip them like I was their Daddy and knock both of them out - guaranteed.

 When I was done kicking their ass, would Lennon & Iron Mike praise me for my strategery?
 No, someone would ask them, "Hey, you dumbasses, why didn't you fight back?"
 Tony Coelho, (if that's a real quote) shouldn't be allowed near another campaign.
 Christ, Gore could've won with Ron Silver - the new actor from the West Wing.
 At least he can PRETEND like he's fighting back.

 In the Rolling Stone article, they listed more examples, but how many do you need?
 Gore, co-architect of the most peaceful and prosperous times in America's history,
 was defeated by the weakest link in the Bush Family Evil Empire.

 Please - for 2004 - we need anybody but Al Gore on the ticket.

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 The leader of the Taliban, Mullah Omar, has challenged President Bush to a duel,
 and Bush said, "OK, as long as we can have it in Florida."
   -- Dave

 Sweep weeks are almost over - aren't you glad?

 Don't let the bastards win.

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