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Quotes
I am going to support Gov. Bush during
this crisis and I will stand behind Gov. Bush until this war has ended.
And if he does a good job we may even
elect him for the first time in 2004.
-- George Carlin
Yasmine Bleeth Could Face Eight Years in Jail
Yasmine Bleeth is about to become the sexiest convict in cellblock D.
She's facing eight years in jail if she is convicted on drug charges.
The 33-year-old star was caught with four syringes containing liquid
cocaine, in September.
She has also been charged with operating a vehicle under the influence
of drugs.
The day after her arrest, her hotel room was searched and police say,
more cocaine and narcotic paraphernalia were found in the room.
Bleeth pleaded innocent of the charges in a court appearance in Romulus, Michigan last Friday.
I'm back in court again today.
Lots of good stuff over at 
today.
Michael Dare tears Weak & Stupid a new one, there's
some Pickles-speak,
the Elizabeth Hurley story will shock you.
and be sure to check out The Vidiot's hueueueueueuge page on
all things TV.
Plus
Don't forget Michele's Thanksgiving Special at 
As Ed McMahon used to say, everything you ever wanted
to know about having a great
Thanksgiving meal is on her page - check it out.
If you haven't seen the Doonesbury
that's so goddamn funny (and true) that it made
the vulgar Pigboy call for a boycott against all papers who run
Doonesbury,
From: Jffwelch@netscape.net
Subject: vcr spurt
Bartcop.
On one hand you ask your readers whether or not
they are happy that sweeps week is almost over.
Then on the other hand you have a vcr alert,
urging I assume, that your readers tape the weakest link, regis,
deion sanders and jlo -- some of the most brain
dead and IQ destroying television ever to hit the airwaves.
Come to think of it, you urge your readers to
not only watch, but tape damn near everything.
WTF?
Considering the nice pics you post at the top,
why not have a hiking trail alert, or a good book alert?
May I recommend anything by Kurt Vonnegut?
Again, WTF?
That sweep weeks remark was about fundraising.
I hate playing the whore.
...and books?
What are they?
The site that set out to bring the media to their knees
- but found they were already there.
Quotes
"The national government will maintain and
defend the foundations on which the power of our nation rests.
It will offer strong protection to
Christianity as the very basis of our collective morality. Today
Christians
stand at the head of our country. We
want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit. We want
to
burn out all the recent immoral developments
in literature, in the theatre, and in the press - in short,
we want to burn out the poison of immorality
which has entered into our whole life and culture
as a result of liberal excess during
the past few years."
Who said that?
It was either John Ashcroft or Adolph Hitler
From: bcarter@moorefans.com
Subject: Since bart asked about this
"The director kept the camera rolling and I
did a strip-tease for the crew members...
No one will see it. But I'll know it's
there"
-- West Wing's Allison Janney, on last week's "I'm Too
Sexy" dance
Terrorist
acts in America took place
after
unsuccessful negotiations with Kabul
This is what the Russians are saying.
Excerpt:
“Only a month before the terror attack
the American government had active contacts with the Taliban.
America wishes to get hold of Kazakhstan’s
rich oil reserves and it hoped to build an oil pipeline for
that via Afghanistan, which is a neighbouring
country to the republic of Kazakhstan. The failure of
negotiations is directly connected with
the attacks on the WTC and the Pentagon.”
Is that why we can't see the evidence?
Because this is another Bush Family Evil Empire bumgle?
Bush's greed for more oil killed those all those people?
And then he shreds the constitution to hide his involvement?
The
ballot that altered U.S. history
by Randy Schultz, Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
Excerpt:
The wrong man became president of the United
States in January.
That isn't an opinion. It's a fact.
History will draw its conclusions as to
whether the country benefited from the mistake.
We can't forget what happened that night.
After the networks called the election for Gore, Weak & Connected
called reporters
to his hotel room and said, "I will
NOT lose Florida, you watch and see."
Bush knew the fix was in, and there was no way he could lose in his brother's state.
...it was Hitler.
From: jhess@smithtown.k12.ny.us
Subject: Do THEY read BartCop? Example MXXIII
Dear BartCop,
You suggested offering the Afghans $1 billion
for Bin Laden's juevos.
Rumsfeld is only putting up $25 million, probably
some change that fell out of the Cheney's couch.
War Spin Theory/Prediction from Left Field:
Bin Laden is already captured and/or dead.
After a month of Smirk and Rummy and Ari avoiding saying
his name like the plague, yesterday it was if
they were having a contest to see who could mention him more.
If the GOP knows one thing, it's how to stack
the deck in their favor and reap the political benefits.
Not that I don't want the f*cker to buy it, I
just hate when Karl Rove has a good idea.
JH
I don't want to get all droopy on you,
but today is the 25th anniversary of my marriage to the best
lady I've ever met.
On November 20, 1976, she formally agreed to spent her life with
me.
That's the biggest ego-boost I've ever had.
I got real lucky.
Funny, she said it was my humor that won her over, not
my good looks...
(cough)
I'm not trying to screw with the minds of those who haven't had
my good luck,
I just couldn't let this day pass and not mention it.
Media Whores in Tom Jefferson's time
Honor and dignitude?
More Proof
US
planned war in Afghanistan long before September 11
Excerpt:
The American media has conducted a systematic
cover-up of the real
economic and strategic interests that underlie
the war against Afghanistan,
in order to sustain the pretense that the
war emerged overnight,
full-blown, in response to the terrorist
attacks of September 11.
Remember how they screamed, "Where's the outrage?" when
Clinton had sex?
Now, the Bush Family Evil Empire is raping the country
like crazy, but the press isn't interested.
From: dsc999@webtv.net
Subject: Patrick Leahy
I have to say this about Senator Leahy.
He is chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
He has been moving Judges very slowly.
He also is one of the few civil libritarians in the Senate.
He also is pro gun which I don't like but you
do. He is by no means perfect but I think
you are way off base to call him worthless.
Dave Conroy
Dave, it appears as tho we have different opinions of Senator Rubber
Stamp.
How can you like the guy who said, "John Ashcroft
will make an excellent Attorney General?"
Leahy was the Democrat who stood between religious insanity having the
force of law or not.
...and he chose to let the religiously-insane bastard become the top
cop in America.
Teri the ghost chaser's newest report
Larry Flynt Sues Defense Department
Larry Flynt has sued the Defense Department for the right to send reporters to the front lines in Afghanistan.
Flynt asked a federal court in Washington to force the agency to loosen its restrictions on media coverage.
"The actions of American soldiers on the ground in Afghanistan are of
great interest and concern to American citizens,"
his attorney said in the lawsuit filed last week.
The Pentagon turned down Flynt's request to allow writers to accompany
troops on combat missions because of
"the highly dangerous and unique nature" of the operations, according
to a letter Flynt said he received this month
from Pentagon spokeswoman Victoria Clarke.
From: Whamo42@Altavista.com
Subject: Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
BC
Can anyone explain to me why the President did
not lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier this year.
This is more than just a ceremonial duty for
the nation's first citizen, it's an obligation to all of us who served
and
paid the ultimate price and in ways that didn't
leave enough of them recognize. We don't know who they are for
what they did. Is it too much to ask for
our President to honor them each year? Even if that President ran
and hid
when he was called to serve?
Personally, I think it would have been the least
he could do, especially because he did not serve.
It seems to me, somebody paid the price for him,
and he don't think a thing of it.
Love your stuff. Keep it up.
Whamo
Whamo,
Paying tribute to the Unknown Soldier won't put a single dollar in
the pockets of the Bush Family Evil Empire,
and it won't produce any oil and it won't result in a tax cut for the
super-rich.
In the Christian
fundamentalist mind, sex in the missionary position
with the
intent of procreation, is the only sex that God approves of.
Are you mocking God by enjoying sex?
He's watching... and you'd better not forget it.
It wouldn't hurt to check out http://www.mikejasper.com
From: DENNISC@iadb.org
Subject: First bartcop.com, now ABC
BC,
First bartcop.com drops pictures of babes
and now ABC is being investigated
for showing The Victoria's Secret Fashion
Show. This thing is getting out of hand.
Dennis
Excerpt:
Of course, one program that probably won't
be showing up alongside Disney's list of "core values"
anytime soon was last Thursday's lingerie
babefest, The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
While the spectacle seemed like a harmless
(but skimpy) November sweeps stunt, the FCC now says it will look into
whether ABC broke broadcast indecency standards
by airing all those G-strings on prime-time television.
(Investigators will no doubt need to oh-so-closely
examine that footage to determine if any flesh-baring rules were broken.)
FCC commissioner Michael Copps told reporters
Friday he received 50 emailed complaints from viewers,
and asked the FCC's enforcement bureau
to look into the highly important matter.
Dennis, the only reason I'm not running Birthday Greetings to
fine looking women
is it takes time to look them up and time is such a thief these
days.
However, today's Bo Derek's birthday.
She looks pretty good for 55.
One of the finest asses you'll ever see on a Nazi.
From: zachor@easystreet.com
Subject: Shut Up and Let Me Be King
From your page:
>"We're looking like a third world country with
military tribunals and holding people without charges.
> It doesn't sound like America, and a year or
two from now, we'll be saying, 'Why did we let this happen?' "
> --James Zogby, president of the Arab American
Institute.
> Hey, James, some of us are asking that question
right now,
> but our hammers are so small that nobody notices.
I don't know when I've been so frustrated. The
Resident puts all Presidential Papers after Carter under wraps
so no one who doesn't already know can make connections,
directs Ashcroft to nullify our Death With Dignity act
here in Oregon against the wishes of a State
that twice voted for it, is setting up a military kangaroo court and
giving himself sweeping powers - all without
any senate discussion or approval and against the will of much of
the population AND WE CAN'T EVEN WRITE TO
OUR LEGISLATORS BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN
HOLDING THE DAMNED SENATE MAIL SINCE OCTOBER
TO "DECONTAMINATE" IT.
It's too bad we don't have two political parties, anymore.
We have the Republicans and the rubber-stamp Democrats.
Anybody know how that contest came out at The Nation?
I wonder if we came in 286th or 287th...
From: JONL309@yahoo.com
Subject:Bart's turkey recipe
One turkey, salt, pepper, one bottle Chinaco.
Directions: Put salt and pepper on turkey.
Put in the damn oven.
Drink the chinaco.
Try to remember to get the turkey out
Pete Hisey
Saw it in the bartcop.com chat room
Peegy:
what's weird is that the people of kabul
are now enjoying their freedom,
while our freedoms are going down the toilet
From: abowen@jackelec.com
For some reason or other, I can not pull up "Bartcop"
beyond November 9.
Any idea as to why??
Feel that I might missing some good info.
Nick, perhaps Mr. Ashcroft thinks bartcop.com is too subversive...
I wish my IQ was higher than 64.
I wish I didn't have a sordid past.
I wish I didn't have the attention span of a ferret on coffee.
I wish I had a budget to push my "funny" ideas.
Don't let the bastards win.
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