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"If you listen to the Democrats, it seems that
it's your moral obligation to buy and
smoke cigarettes because tobacco tax money goes towards children's health care."
-- The vulgar Pigboy, today, second hour.
But Pigboy, what kind of Republican horseshit
logic are you selling your ditto-monkeys this time?
Is that creation logic?
Using that line of thinking, since DWI fines go towards highway
is it our moral obligation to get in our cars and drive drunk, Pigboy?
Rush, seriously - when was the last time you made any goddamn sense at all?
I'm invited to a wedding!
Frances Pillsbury and John H. Fund announced their engagement
to friends and family January 1, 2001. Mr. Fund has been associated with
the editorial staff of the Wall St. Journal for many years and is now on leave
to write a book. The couple will be married in Santa Barbara from the home
of Morgan's mother, Melinda Pillsbury-Foster on March 3rd.
This is confusing. John Fund has been telling his drinking
buddies that he's playing
hide the hamster with a lady named "Gail Harriet" from San Diego.
If he's currently hiding the hampster with Gail from San Diego,
why is he marrying this Morgan Pillsbury lady?
Could it be so Morgan cannot testify against him?
What crimes, if any, has John Fund of the Whore Street Journal committed?
What does Morgan know that she can testify to?
Regular readers know how lucky this Fund son of a bitch is.
He was one of Clinton's biggest critics, calling him "immoral" and all that.
Fund was dating some lady, and then started cheating on her with her daughter.
When he was confronted with this blatant immorality, he said,
"Sometimes what I say isn't the same thing as what I do in my personal life."
John, I think that's the definition of a hypocrite.
The lucky part?
His illicit/incestuous affair came to light September 10, 2001.
It was in the bartcop.com report for September
11th, but something else came up that day and the
"John Fund is an adulterous scumbag bastard and a whore" story got buried.
And who is this Morgan, John?
Does Morgan know the truth about you?
Does she know you're an immoral scumbag bastard and a hipocrite, John?
I guess I can always tell her at the wedding.
When the preacher says, "Does anyone know why these two should not be joined together?"
I'll stand up and say, "Yeah, because John Fund is an adulterous scaumbag bastard and a whore."
See you March 3, John.
by Cliff Downing
“All the justice you can afford to buy!”
"Clinton got his dog Buddy because he
should have at least one loyal friend in Washington."
-- Mike McCurry, who later stabbed his old friend and employer in the back.
Altered in Anti-Terror Effort
Arab countries wonder - if this photo was doctored by the CIA,
how can they believe the bin Laden video? Was it doctored, too?
vulgar Pigboy is doing the first hour on Clinton's
dog that was killed,
and how that adds to the Clinton Body Count.
...amazing how the ditto-monkeys worship this fraud.
Who was the last recession-free Republican president?
Let's take a look:
The Unelected Fraud got us into our
current recession by insisting on a tax cut for the super-rich.
This came as the economy started to slow as a jittery Wall Street saw the Return of Economic Voodoo*
His Daddy was fired because he didn't have a clue how to handle his multiple mini-recessions.
Saint Reagan dragged us into a hueueueueuege recession that almost bankrupted the country.
Gerald Ford and Tricky Dick the
co-conspirator had those goofy "Whip Inflation
as tho wearing a damn button on your lapel was a good substitute for sound economic policy.
They're the buffoons who brought us runaway inflation and double-digit interest rates at the same time,
even tho the GOP would have you blame all that on Jimmy Carter.
Eisenhower had two recessions, back in the fifties.
That makes SIX Republican presidents in a row who bungled the economy into a recession.
Of course, if we keep going back, we'd find
that Republican Herbert Hoover didn't have a recession - no.
He had a full-blown depression and it took a Democrat to pull us out of it.
Remember how FRD did it?
With government spending!
So what is the Unelected Fraud doing to
get us out of the Bush Recession?
Keeping in mind that the government is American industry's best customer,
he wants to reduce government spending, guaranteeing a further spiral into the ground.
Clinton showed us how to stoke the fires of America's great economic
but Clinton's way didn't line the pockets of the super-rich, ...so Bush won't go there.
Bush will never take any action that doesn't enrich the Bush Family Evil Empire.
Oh, God, what did we do to anger you so?
Why, God, did you send Weak & Stupid to destroy the Clinton Miracle?
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The rant goes something like this:
"I predict if Bush wins, the economy will go straight to hell."
It's probably in the summer of 2000, and
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There are doubtless similar rants posted over the last two years,
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From: The Last Honest Reporter
Subject: From Jack Welch's Book
Jack Welch is the CEO of GE which owns NBC.
He's the guy that pressured the NBC newsroom to declare Bush the Winner, then lied about it.
If you wanted to become Executive Producer of NBC news would you do any negative stories about Bush?
He's also Tim Russert's boss. Tim got an 11-year contract by promising to lie for the GOP.
From Page 382
"The organization takes its cue from the person
on the top.
I always told our business leaders their personal intensity determined their organizations intensity.
How hard they worked and how many people they touched would be emulated thousands of times over. ...
I wanted them to feel my presence every day."
Is this why we had a massive intelligence failure
while Bush was on another month long vacation?
Is the government as lazy as its leader?
Maybe if Bush spent more time on the job and less time playing with his Game Boy and
talking to the goddamn cows in Crawford we wouldn't have had the New York catastrophe.
And what kind of hypocrite is Jack Welch?
Clinton was the hardest working president we've
ever had (just look at the results he got)
but Jack Welch pressured his paid-for whores in the NBC news department to call the election
for the stupidest and laziest candidate anybody can remember.
How could he support Bush when his statements clearly describing Bill Clinton's work ethic?
and Censorship at Free Republic
by Barbara Hartwell
"The only wholly owned subsidiary of Enron
not to go bankrupt is the Republican Party,"
-- Robert Gibbs, Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.
Rudy the Quitter
If Hillary wasn't such a great campaigner,
if Hillary wasn't so beloved by the people of New York,
if Rudy hadn't been such a Nazi shit for 7 3/4 years,
if Rudy wasn't so hateful towards New York minorities,
he might've won that senate race against Hillary and somebody else
would've been mayor when those planes took down the towers.
Rudy claimed he had to quit because he was so sick,
but when his popularity spiked after 9-11, he suddenly felt healthy enough
to have his staff look into changing the laws so he could run again for mayor.
Rudy the Quitter lied when he said he wasn't healthy enough to
run for the senate.
He lied because Hillary was stomping him like a kitty at an Ozzy concert.
Don't get me wrong - Rudy was great when New York needed him most,
and thank Koresh for that because Weak and Stupid was running scared all day,
but Rudy was still mayor because he couldn't stand the stomping Hillary was giving him.
Subject: cave doors
Last week, I believe, I was in the car with my
daughters and we heard a clip from Bush.
"We don't know if he (bin laden) is in a cave with the door open or the door closed."
I swear he said it!
My 8 year old laughed so hard and said, "Caves don't have doors."
Isn't our president the biggest dummy in the world?
I bet Harvard and Yale are EMBARRASSED. I sure would be.
And how about Barbara Bush's literacy campaign.
She really should have started it at home.
--or maybe she did and this was the result.
It all would be funny, except it's so sad.
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"Those who adhere to biblical Christianity
are remarkably similar to those who adhere to the Taliban
- the brutal fundamentalist Islamic militia that enacted the age of terrorism in America. That's the message
being heralded by Democrats in the aftermath of the September 11 suicide attacks that rocked our nation."
-- The "reverend" Jerry Falwell
Hey, don't forget bartcop.com
I was the first to say it, because it's true.
The religio-crazies want to subjugate their women,
they want to force others to worship their particular God,
they scare you into donating money or eternal damnation is the punishment
and both promise a paradise after you're dead.
Can any of you right-wingers reading this show me
a difference between the Taliban and the Falwells/Robertsons?
Subject: Here's an answer
Name one thing about Clinton that isn't true.
Gee, Yandros, I just can't think of anything
that you guys said about Clinton that wasn't true.
Clinton is news because he was the president of
the United States.
He's also news because he is/was so morally bankrupt.
Compared to who?
The Bush Family Evil Empire?
A morally bankrupt president of the United States
If Clinton was still a stupid Congressman he wouldn't even garner
the press that Condit got, because his intern didn't disappear.
True - there's a difference between sex and murder.
You're pretty sharp for a Republican.
Because of those facts, we see massive coverage of Clinton and his exploits.
Gee, you don't think selling books and TV ads has anything to
do with it?
You don't think the Christian-right's insatiable appetite for any wild story about
Clinton's cock has anything to do with the number of books being written?
It's not like there isn't positive press about
Slick Willie...every time he dedicates a section
of his library or shows up at a junket, he is always reported upon whether he's relevant or not.
The American people love him.
He's mobbed wherever he goes.
He was our last elected president.
I don't see what you're so upset about.
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adviser named US representative to Afghanistan
The Bush Pipeline is closer to reality
President Bush has appointed a former aide to the American oil company Unocal, Afghan-born Zalmay Khalilzad,
as special envoy to Afghanistan. The nomination was announced December 31, nine days after the US-backed
interim government of Hamid Karzai took office in Kabul.
The nomination underscores the real economic
and financial interests at stake in the US military intervention in
Central Asia. Khalilzad is intimately involved in the long-running US efforts to obtain direct access to the oil and
gas resources of the region, largely unexploited but believed to be the second largest in the world after the Persian Gulf.
Remember the theory:
bin Laden launched a last-minute desperate strike to hurt America because he knew
the Bush family Evil Empire was coming for Afghanistan's oil and nothing could stop them
Perhaps if the Bush Family Evil Empire wasn't do damn greedy
we wouldn't have had the New York nightmare.
Things are not always what they seem
What do YOU see?
The crooked symbol of a corporate energy titan... or something
ARTHUR ANDERSEN: How many prongs does this fork have?
EXTRA CREDIT: In which prong might you find the lost retirement hopes of former Enron employees?
There's so much stuff on BartCop Entertainment page I can't keep up.
Lord of the Rings, Michael Dare, talk about Thieves,
a good show ABC axed so
they could order another 14 episodes of Kim Delaney crying herself to sleep,
an interview with the "Boondocks," man, Charlie Manson, Pamela Anderson,
talk about the AMA with Britney, Mick, Kid Rock and P Diddy
- it's all there - it's all on BartCop E!
Better click and see.
Happy Birthday to...
Julia Ormond is 36 Dyan Cannon is 64
Also, Michael Stipe is 41 and Spock's first wife is 87
There may be more, but the birthday page is down...
= Enron stock holders
Keep this list - it's killer!
Wondering how many Bush appointees owned stock in Enron?
Or how much they owned?
Or what business relationships they had with the company?
Well, hey, all you gotta do it click on the link Bush doesn't want you to see.
terrorists again, BartCop?
You're either with us or you're against us.
Maybe it's time we made an example out of you.
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