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Quotes
"Under Clinton, spending on counterterrorism
more than doubled; the 1993 WTC bombers
were caught; and the largest counterterrorism
operation in U.S. history thwarted the planned
millenium attacks. After the 1998 attack
on our embassies in Africa, Clinton authorized
Tomahawk missle strikes against Bin
Laden. It is also worth noting reports that the current
Bush Administration backed away from
some of the more aggressive measures for dealing
with Al Qaeda which Clinton had passed
on."
--William Danvers, a Clinton adviser on national security, in The New Yorker,
May 13, 02
Does the Big Dog read bartcop.com?
"If he knew for sure we were coming, he might
have maximum incentive to
use (weapons of mass destruction) and
to give them to other people,"
-- Bill Clinton,
at the New York State Fair
from Clinton Questions Attacking Iraq
Firefighter Mag Raps 9/11 Probe
Excerpt:
A respected firefighting trade magazine
with ties to the city Fire Department is calling for
a "full-throttle, fully resourced" investigation
into the collapse of the World Trade Center.
A signed editorial in the January issue
of Fire Engineering magazine says the current investigation
is "a half-baked farce."
A growing number of fire protection engineers
have theorized that "the structural damage from the
planes and the explosive ignition of jet
fuel in themselves were not enough to bring down the towers..."
I guess that would make Firefighter Magazine an extension of Al Qaeda?
Bombs in WTC Towers?
Excerpt:
"We were the first ones in the second tower after
the plane struck. I was taking firefighters
up in the elevator to the 24th floor to
get in position to evacuate workers. On the last trip up
a bomb went off. We think there was (sic)
bombs set in the building."
Also, don't write and call me a "conspiracy nut." This is a quote
from a firefighter
INSIDE the towers AFTER the plane hit, saying he thinks he felt
a bomb go off.
If you have a problem with the firefighter's opinion, talk to
him, not me.
Thanks to American Stranger
Ten minute video of the Battle of Portland
Independent media activists in Portland
OR did not rely on the corporate media to lie about their
August 22 (A22) protest. Instead, they
created their OWN coverage, including interviews with
participants who explain why they were
protesting Bush, and witnesses who saw the police attack
innocent protesters, including spraying
pepper spray at small children. Experience the energy and
creativity of Portland's anti-Bush protesters
by watching this video.
http://www.sf.indymedia.org/uploads/bushpdx.ram
...worth your time, see what our government has become.
This is the government we pledge allegiance to, and pay taxes
to support.
You'll cry, and it won't be from the pepper spray.
One of the best Doonesbury toons ever.
Monday Update - the toon changed, so check RB Hamm's site.
He has the killer Doonesbury posted.
From: Steve Stark
Subject: Your "good friend" Jonathan Turley
Whenever I ve seen you use the term good
friend I ve always taken it to mean that
the person was someone you like and with
whom you were at least an acquaintance.
That's why it surprised me when I saw you
call Jonathan Turley your good friend.
That man was unmerciful in his siding with
those seeking Clinton's cock.
I mean, the only persons who were in front
of him, from my perspective, were the House managers.
What gives?
Steve
Steve, one of us made a mistake and it's me.
I get Turley mixed up with my good friend Jeffery Toobin,
.
Toobin wrote once asking for help with a Rush quote.
bartcop.com regrets the error.
A
Heaping Helping of Hypocrisy
by Molly Ivins
Excerpt:
The media have achieved such a perfect
"he said/she said" knot of confusion
on the story of Mr. Bush and Harken Energy
Corp., it would be a wonder if
the public ever gets any of it straight.
All I can say is, if Slick Willie Clinton
had ever eeled out from under
information like this, Rush Limbaugh would've
had a heart attack.
Quotes
"It comes down to a head-heart thing for this
Yellow Dog. My heart says Reno. It's time this state
was run by a woman. Especially a grown-up,
brave, decent woman who took responsibility for
the mess at Waco and for sending Elian
Gonzalez back where he belonged without whining.
Especially since Jeb Bush chose a man
to head the Department of Children and Families with
mind-bogglingly backward opinions on
the place of women in society. I'd pay cash money to
hear Jerry Regier quote Scripture on
womanly submissiveness to Janet Reno."
--Diane Roberts, What's a 'Yellow Dog' to do this
election year?, sptimes.com
Viper
with Implants get Fired
GOP's top spokesman tossed again
Excerpt:
But, Ann, you're mean -- vicious, really.
On a late summer morning almost a year
ago, all of us -- Republicans, Democrats and everyone else
-- witnessed what hate is capable of. Sice
that day, Americans have tried to remember that they are
on the same side, regardless of differences
in skin color, nation of origin, religion or political viewpoint.
And, Ann, you're not helping.
From: rds1
Hey Bart,
Please post this so that people will be
able to e-mail the Portland city managers without
being pepper sprayed, shot with rubber
bullets or beaten and choked with billy clubs.
http://www.ci.portland.or.us/mayor/contactstaff.html
September 11 - US Government accused
Excerpts:
Captain Hill maintained that the four airliners
must have been choreographed by an AWACS.
This system can engage several aircraft
simultaneously by knocking out their on-board flight controls.
If our jets can do this, why didn't they?
They had all the time in the world.
None of the suspects named by the FBI appeared on any of the official passenger lists.
Is this true?
Can anyone confirm?
So far the mainstream American news media
has failed to publish or broadcast
any details regarding the independent
inquiry.
Well, that's to be expected for Bush's good puppy press - they protect him - but why?
Five weeks after Pearl Harbor, the report was on FDR's deak.
Almost a year later, and the press and Democrats dare not ask
any questions - why?
click for details
Friends and allies wonder:
What's
happened to the United States?
Excerpt:
Our friends and allies are wondering what
has happened to the great America
they once knew. To many of them, we have
lost the moral high ground.
There is a growing perception that with
its solo superpower status,
the Bush administration is saying to the
rest of the world: Who cares what you think?
Pillars with Pages
Avedon has a page...
http://www.sideshow.idps.co.uk
It's a lot like bartcop.com but with fewer
scanti-clads.
Also, check out the page run by Atrios
From: Withheld - the writer is a pillar of bartcop.com
Subject: 09/01/02 Re: Nuns 'raped orphans'
> NUNS at a Brisbane orphanage allegedly raped children and forced them
to
> eat feces, rotting food and their own vomit, a magazine has reported.
bc,
I'm sitting here sooo sick to my stomach
after reading this story. At the orphanage
where I grew up, I saw a nun force a girl
to eat vomit. I was 5yrs. old and was seated
in the cafeteria right beside a girl who
had thrown up into a bowl of cottage cheese.
She wasn't allowed to leave the cafeteria
until she ate it. This happened 50 years ago
but to this day I still can't look at cottage
cheese without becoming nauseated.
I was beaten so badly once that I was in
the hospital for two weeks and I remember
when it was happening that this crazy,
violent bitch who was hitting me kept saying
that she was 'beating the devil out of
me' and that she had to save my soul for "Christ".
Do you think that if there is a "Christ",
he'll understand why I hate his fucking guts?
I've never been believed (except by you)
when I talk about what happened at St. Paul's
so there are some experiences that I've
held back and haven't told anyone.
Most of those are in this story.
YB
YB, your story reads like a mule kick in the stomach.
I wish I had some wise or clever words to say...
I have a little experience, but nothing like what you've been
thru.
When I was 8 or so, I had to kneel on concrete while holding
geography books
in my extended arms. I could only last 20-30 seconds at a time.
My next door neighbor Barbara M. had her head run into the blackboard
again and again,
and my cousin Tommy H. was slapped in the face - hard - a dozen
times in front of 400 witnesses.
My crime, and my neighbor's crime? Talking during class.
My cousin's crime was refusing to speak to the nun beating him.
She'd scream "Answer me!"
and he wouldn't, so she slapped him.
She'd scream "Answer me!" again,
and he wouldn't, so she slapped him harder.
This went on f-o-r-e-v-e-r.
Me? I would've answered her, cause I'm no Julie Hiatt
Steele or Susan McDougal.
Does this still happen in today's Catholic schools?
Dunno, I have no kids, and if I did, they damn sure wouldn't
be in Catholic school.
People think I'm kidding when I say I grew up in a Catholic POW
camp.
When I saw my chance to get out - I was fucking gone.
From: Richard G
Hey Bart,
At last I put up my money to support you.
I have been a faithful reader
for many years now. Since the days of Rush
Limba - Lying Nazi Whore.
I found you originally back around 97 or
so, by a search of Rush Limbaugh criticism, on yahoo.
I spent almost a week reading your past
newsletters at that time and was VERY impressed by your use
of humor and sarcasm in dealing with that
big fat idiot as well as the coterie of right wing a-holes capitalizing
on his popularity. I was even on your mailing
list at that time before ya became famous LOL.
I'd put up more money in a one shot deal,
but I didn't find that sort of option,
so sorry I can only commit to the 10 bucks
a month at this time.
Rich, I'll fix that :)
And don't feel bad about sending $10.
If three percent of bartcop.com readers
did that,
I could quit my day job and we'd have BartCop
Radio, and it would totally rock.
I guess I'm the reason you put the link
to Poker at Al's on the main page, though the reason I brought it up
was because it was something I wished you'd
bring back as a way of expressing OUR frustration with what
is going on NOW. I couldn't
believe it when I got Robert Ludlum's book "The Road to Omaha" and saw
a script almost identical in tone to your
"Poker at Al's". I wonder who borrowed from who in that case.
Whoa!
Robert Ludlum stole something from bartcop.com?
...cause I guarantee I didn't steal anything from him.
Anyhow I'd love to join y'all in Vegas,
but I don't think I can make it.
BTW the helcopter ride by the people south
of the strip is very hot....
took it this last time and he flew us through
the spotlight over the pyramid, Too Cool ;-).
Keep the hammer pounding
Rich
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Quotes
"Freedom is not something to be secured in
any one moment in time,
we must struggle to preserve it everyday.
Freedom is never more
than one generation away from extinction."
--Ronald Reagan
I'm so old, I remember when people like Goldwater and Reagan was considered "too conservative."
Compared to the Chimp who stole the Constitution,
Goldwater and Reagan are Louie Farrakhan and Al Sharpton..
From: Dan Mark, of the Catholic Underground
Subject: Poor Taste: Catholic Bashing Post (Bartcop)
You don't want to miss this one.
read by dozens
How Stupid is our "president?"
It's Bush speaking on an instant sound file - MP3.
Owned
by the Saudis
by Jeff Jacoby
Excerpt:
"If sucking up to the House of Saud were an Olympic
event,
George W. Bush would be a contender for
the gold.
Bush cannot honestly believe that there
is "eternal friendship" between
the United States and the country that
supplied 15 of the 19 Sept. 11 hijackers."
Sidebar: It's fun to see total ditto-monkey scumbags like Jeff Jacoby turn on Pres. Pinhead
By the way, we have history with Jeff Jacoby.
When we were a small newsletter, we sent each issue to Jacoby.
At the time, to unsubscribe, you had to send an e-mail with "Nancy
Reagan." in the header.
Jacoby didn't like the truth cluttering up his mailbox, so he sent me this e-mail: "Nancy Reagan."
ha ha
I should've made him say, "I am for
sale."
Anyway, Jacoby printed 40 vicious lies about the Clinton, and
just begged to be set straight.
I was available.
Click Here to read RL-LNW Volume 61 - You're One out of Forty, Jeff
Warning - this was from my blue period.
New World Anschluss
click
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Subject: 911 timeline
You better not go to www.pornolize.com
Now with working link!
(especially not this one) because two things would happen:
1. You'd be offended.
2. You'd laugh so hard you'll break a stitch.
Woo Hoo!
An
often heated debate with 'Aaron'
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From: Carol B
Subject: BartFestCon del Las Vegas
Bart,
I had more fun than two barrels of Commander-in-Chimps
at Julie Fest in D.C.
I've been sitting on the fence too long.
Hope to see you in Sin City!
Carol
Carol, we''re there, Dudette!
Note: Carol is from Texas.
The last four ticket orders? Texas, Pennsylvania, Arkansas,
and ...California!
Why can't we get more Californians interested in the Party of
the Year?
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