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Volume 880 - Buckethead


Sun-Mon   Sept 1-2, 2002.................................... .............................................. 


"Under Clinton, spending on counterterrorism more than doubled; the 1993 WTC bombers
 were caught; and the largest counterterrorism operation in U.S. history thwarted the planned
 millenium attacks. After the 1998 attack on our embassies in Africa, Clinton authorized
 Tomahawk missle strikes against Bin Laden. It is also worth noting reports that the current
 Bush Administration backed away from some of the more aggressive measures for dealing
 with Al Qaeda which Clinton had passed on."
   --William Danvers, a Clinton adviser on national security, in The New Yorker, May 13, 02

 Does the Big Dog read  bartcop.com?

"If he knew for sure we were coming, he might have maximum incentive to
 use (weapons of mass destruction) and to give them to other people,"
          -- Bill Clinton, at the New York State Fair

 from  Clinton Questions Attacking Iraq

  Full Story

 Firefighter Mag Raps 9/11 Probe

  Click  Here

 A respected firefighting trade magazine with ties to the city Fire Department is calling for
 a "full-throttle, fully resourced" investigation into the collapse of the World Trade Center.

 A signed editorial in the January issue of Fire Engineering magazine says the current investigation
 is "a half-baked farce."

 A growing number of fire protection engineers have theorized that "the structural damage from the
 planes and the explosive ignition of jet fuel in themselves were not enough to bring down the towers..."

 I guess that would make Firefighter Magazine an extension of Al Qaeda?

 Bombs in WTC Towers?

  Click  Here

"We were the first ones in the second tower after the plane struck. I was taking firefighters
  up in the elevator to the 24th floor to get in position to evacuate workers. On the last trip up
  a bomb went off. We think there was (sic) bombs set in the building."

 Also, don't write and call me a "conspiracy nut." This is a quote from a firefighter
 INSIDE the towers AFTER the plane hit, saying he thinks he felt a bomb go off.
 If you have a problem with the firefighter's opinion, talk to him, not me.

Thanks to American Stranger

 Ten minute video of the Battle of Portland

 Independent media activists in Portland OR did not rely on the corporate media to lie about their
 August 22 (A22) protest. Instead, they created their OWN coverage, including interviews with
 participants who explain why they were protesting Bush, and witnesses who saw the police attack
 innocent protesters, including spraying pepper spray at small children. Experience the energy and
 creativity of Portland's anti-Bush protesters by watching this video.


 ...worth your time, see what our government has become.
 This is the government we pledge allegiance to, and pay taxes to support.

 You'll cry, and it won't be from the pepper spray.

 One of the best Doonesbury toons ever.

 Click  Here

 Monday Update - the toon changed, so check RB Hamm's site.
                               He has the killer Doonesbury posted.

 From: Steve Stark

 Subject: Your "good friend" Jonathan Turley

 Whenever I ve seen you use the term good friend I ve always taken it to mean that
 the person was someone you like and with whom you were at least an acquaintance.
 That's why it surprised me when I saw you call Jonathan Turley your good friend.

 That man was unmerciful in his siding with those seeking Clinton's cock.
 I mean, the only persons who were in front of him, from my perspective, were the House managers.
 What gives?


 Steve, one of us made a mistake and it's me.
 I get Turley mixed up with my good friend Jeffery Toobin, .
 Toobin wrote once asking for help with a Rush quote.

 bartcop.com  regrets the error.

 A Heaping Helping of Hypocrisy
        by Molly Ivins

  Click  Here

 The media have achieved such a perfect "he said/she said" knot of confusion
 on the story of Mr. Bush and Harken Energy Corp., it would be a wonder if
 the public ever gets any of it straight.

 All I can say is, if Slick Willie Clinton had ever eeled out from under
 information like this, Rush Limbaugh would've had a heart attack.


"It comes down to a head-heart thing for this Yellow Dog. My heart says Reno. It's time this state
 was run by a woman. Especially a grown-up, brave, decent woman who took responsibility for
 the mess at Waco and for sending Elian Gonzalez back where he belonged without whining.
 Especially since Jeb Bush chose a man to head the Department of Children and Families with
 mind-bogglingly backward opinions on the place of women in society. I'd pay cash money to
 hear Jerry Regier quote Scripture on womanly submissiveness to Janet Reno."
    --Diane Roberts, What's a 'Yellow Dog' to do this election year?, sptimes.com

 Viper with Implants get Fired
 GOP's top spokesman tossed again

 Click  Here

 But, Ann, you're mean -- vicious, really.
 On a late summer morning almost a year ago, all of us -- Republicans, Democrats and everyone else
 -- witnessed what hate is capable of. Sice that day, Americans have tried to remember that they are
 on the same side, regardless of differences in skin color, nation of origin, religion or political viewpoint.

 And, Ann, you're not helping.

 From: rds1

 Hey Bart,

 Please post this so that people will be able to e-mail the Portland city managers without
 being pepper sprayed, shot with rubber bullets or beaten and choked with billy clubs.


 September 11 - US Government accused

  Click  Here 

 Captain Hill maintained that the four airliners must have been choreographed by an AWACS.
 This system can engage several aircraft simultaneously by knocking out their on-board flight controls.

 If our jets can do this, why didn't they?
 They had all the time in the world.

 None of the suspects named by the FBI appeared on any of the official passenger lists.

 Is this true?
 Can anyone confirm?

 So far the mainstream American news media has failed to publish or broadcast
 any details regarding the independent inquiry.

 Well, that's to be expected for Bush's good puppy press - they protect him - but why?

 Five weeks after Pearl Harbor, the report was on FDR's deak.
 Almost a year later, and the press and Democrats dare not ask any questions - why?

click for details

 Friends and allies wonder:
 What's happened to the United States?

  Click  Here

 Our friends and allies are wondering what has happened to the great America
 they once knew. To many of them, we have lost the moral high ground.
 There is a growing perception that with its solo superpower status,
 the Bush administration is saying to the rest of the world:   Who cares what you think?

 Pillars with Pages

 Avedon has a page...

 It's a lot like  bartcop.com  but with fewer scanti-clads.

 Also, check out the page run by Atrios


From: Withheld - the writer is a pillar of bartcop.com

Subject: 09/01/02  Re: Nuns 'raped orphans'

> NUNS at a Brisbane orphanage allegedly raped children and forced them to
> eat feces, rotting food and their own vomit, a magazine has reported.


 I'm sitting here sooo sick to my stomach after reading this story. At the orphanage
 where I grew up, I saw a nun force a girl to eat vomit.  I was 5yrs. old and was seated
 in the cafeteria right beside a girl who had thrown up into a bowl of cottage cheese.
 She wasn't allowed to leave the cafeteria until she ate it.  This happened 50 years ago
 but to this day I still can't look at cottage cheese without becoming nauseated.

 I was beaten so badly once that I was in the hospital for two weeks and I remember
 when it was happening that this crazy, violent bitch who was hitting me kept saying
 that she was 'beating the devil out of me' and that she had to save my soul for "Christ".
 Do you think that if there is a "Christ", he'll understand why I hate his fucking guts?

 I've never been believed (except by you) when I talk about what happened at St. Paul's
 so there are some experiences that I've held back and haven't told anyone.
 Most of those are in this story.


 YB, your story reads like a mule kick in the stomach.
 I wish I had some wise or clever words to say...

 I have a little experience, but nothing like what you've been thru.
 When I was 8 or so, I had to kneel on concrete while holding geography books
 in my extended arms. I could only last 20-30 seconds at a time.

 My next door neighbor Barbara M. had her head run into the blackboard again and again,
 and my cousin Tommy H. was slapped in the face - hard - a dozen times in front of 400 witnesses.

 My crime, and my neighbor's crime?  Talking during class.
 My cousin's crime was refusing to speak to the nun beating him.
 She'd scream "Answer me!" and he wouldn't, so she slapped him.
 She'd scream "Answer me!" again, and he wouldn't, so she slapped him harder.
 This went on  f-o-r-e-v-e-r.
 Me?   I would've answered her, cause I'm no Julie Hiatt Steele or Susan McDougal.

 Does this still happen in today's Catholic schools?
 Dunno, I have no kids, and if I did, they damn sure wouldn't be in Catholic school.

 People think I'm kidding when I say I grew up in a Catholic POW camp.
 When I saw my chance to get out - I was fucking gone.

 From: Richard G

 Hey Bart,

 At last I put up my money to support you. I have been a faithful reader
 for many years now. Since the days of Rush Limba - Lying Nazi Whore.
 I found you originally back around 97 or so, by a search of Rush Limbaugh criticism, on yahoo.
 I spent almost a week reading your past newsletters at that time and was VERY impressed by your use
 of humor and sarcasm in dealing with that big fat idiot as well as the coterie of right wing a-holes capitalizing
 on his popularity. I was even on your mailing list at that time before ya became famous LOL.

 I'd put up more money in a one shot deal, but I didn't find that sort of option,
 so sorry I can only commit to the 10 bucks a month at this time.

 Rich, I'll fix that :)
 And don't feel bad about sending $10.
 If three percent of  bartcop.com  readers did that,
 I could quit my day job and we'd have BartCop Radio, and it would totally rock.

 I guess I'm the reason you put the link to Poker at Al's on the main page, though the reason I brought it up
 was because it was something I wished you'd bring back as a way of expressing OUR frustration with what
 is going on NOW.   I couldn't believe it when I got Robert Ludlum's book "The Road to Omaha" and saw
 a script almost identical in tone to your "Poker at Al's".   I wonder who borrowed from who in that case.

 Robert Ludlum stole something from  bartcop.com?
 ...cause I guarantee I didn't steal anything from him.

 Anyhow I'd love to join y'all in Vegas, but I don't think I can make it.
 BTW the helcopter ride by the people south of the strip is very hot....
 took it this last time and he flew us through the spotlight over the pyramid, Too Cool ;-).

 Keep the hammer pounding

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"Freedom is not something to be secured in any one moment in time,
  we must struggle to preserve it everyday. Freedom is never more
  than one generation away from extinction."
     --Ronald Reagan

 I'm so old, I remember when people like Goldwater and Reagan was considered "too conservative."

 Compared to the Chimp who stole the Constitution,
 Goldwater and Reagan are Louie Farrakhan and Al Sharpton..

 From: Dan Mark, of the Catholic Underground

 Subject: Poor Taste: Catholic Bashing Post (Bartcop)

  Click  Here

 You don't want to miss this one.

read by dozens

 How Stupid is our "president?"

 Click  Here

 It's Bush speaking on an instant sound file - MP3.

 Owned by the Saudis
    by Jeff Jacoby

   Click  Here

"If sucking up to the House of Saud were an Olympic event,
 George W. Bush would be a contender for the gold.

 Bush cannot honestly believe that there is "eternal friendship" between
 the United States and the country that supplied 15 of the 19 Sept. 11 hijackers."

 Sidebar: It's fun to see total ditto-monkey scumbags like Jeff Jacoby turn on Pres. Pinhead

 By the way, we have history with Jeff Jacoby.
 When we were a small newsletter, we sent each issue to Jacoby.
 At the time, to unsubscribe, you had to send an e-mail with "Nancy Reagan." in the header.

 Jacoby didn't like the truth cluttering up his mailbox, so he sent me this e-mail:  "Nancy Reagan."

 ha ha
 I should've made him say, "I am for sale."

 Anyway, Jacoby printed 40 vicious lies about the Clinton, and just begged to be set straight.
 I was available.

 Click  Here  to read RL-LNW Volume 61 - You're One out of Forty, Jeff

 Warning - this was from my blue period.

 New World Anschluss



Subject: 911 timeline


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 (especially not this one)  because two things would happen:

 1. You'd be offended.
 2. You'd laugh so hard you'll break a stitch.

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