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Volume 886 - All alone again


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Monday   Sept 9, 2002.................................... .............................................. 

 Quotes

"As after the pretzel emergency, my feeling remains that it would be impossible,
  given the leakiness of modern politics, to conceal a lapsed alcoholic in the White House.
  But, with a president contemplating pre-emptive war in the world's least stable region,
  it's fair that there should be scrutiny and scepticism. A self-cured drinker at the
  highest level of politics must be regarded as a big risk."
    -- Mark Lawson, The Guardian


 Bushes Angry Over Report that Jenna and Barbara
 are Too Wild for the Secret Service to Handle
   by Howard Kurtz, Bush's Boy at the Washington Post

  Click  Here
 

 Look for a spate of whoesale lies about Chelsea Clinton, now.
 Whenever the Bush girls are caught breaking the law, Bush's good puppy press fabricates lies
 about Chelsea - and the networks, cable whores and Rush follow with 24/7 dittoes about it.



 O.J. -True Hollywood Story
 
 Lying bastards.
 O.J. didn't say a word about how he did it.
 They spent more time on his Heisman Trophy than the double murders.

 Sometimes, the E! Network lies as much as the New York Whore Times.


 It was a good weekend, but not perfect.

 Oklahoma won, that's good.
 The Rams lost, that's bad.

 The Cowboys lost, and that's excellent!


 From: Angel P in London

 Bartcop,

 When the village idiot stole the election, I was so pissed off, I took a job overseas, cause I didn't want
 to wait around for the storm troopers to kick my door down. Thank goodness for people like you who
 stayed back and are fighting, I am sending you a donation and hope to do likewsie in the future.
 (I sent you one while I was still in the country, last year).

 If the Nazis ever get to the stage where they are setting up camps for people like you, be secure in
 knowing that you (and Mrs. Bartcop) always have a place in London, where you can hide out........
 Keep annoying the shit out of those bastards....
 

 Angel, thanks.
 Let's hope it doesn't get to that.



 Quotes

"September 11th has given the president a special mission, a special opportunity
  that has come to few presidents. You can compare Bush to poor Bill Clinton,
  who hungered for a legacy more than any other but never got an opportunity."
       -- Stephen Hess, Republican historical revisionist, 9-8-02 AP story

  Click  Here

 What the hell kind of monkey-talk is this?
 Clinton had plenty of chances to screw up America - he just didn't use them.
 You're saying Bush was lucky enough to be given an "opportunity" like September 11th?
 And now he has a mission that "poor" Bill Clinton wished he had?

 Clinton inherited deficits and turned them into hueueueuge surpluses.
 Clinton inherited a recession and turned it into incredible prosperity.
 Clinton inherited a terrorist world and prevented every attack after
 the 1993 WTC scumbag bombers were sent to prison.

 Reminder: The GOP likes to whine about the USS Cole and the Kobar Towers.
 Why do they think the Navy and Marines needed Bill Clinton to hold their hand for protection?
 If our fighting men can't handle themselves without Bill Clinton micro-managing their safety,
 we should stop funding them and bring every damn one of them home.

 This is the same ditto-monkey logic that says Bill Clinton killed 20 Rangers in Somalia,
 but we must give Saint Reagan a pass for killing 240 Marines in Lebanon.

 Jesus Christ, the USS Cole is a warship.
 It ought to be able to handle itself in a fight, don't you think?
 And the Kobar Towers were full of well-trained fighting machines.
 Did Bill Clinton personally order them to stand down their defenses,
 the way Saint Reagan did in Lebanon?  No, of course he didn't.

 Bush inherited surpluses and turned them into deficits.
 Bush inherited prosperity and turned it into recession.
 Bush inherited peace and turned it into a never-ending war.
 Bush inherited a democracy and turned into his personal sandbox.

 What has the idiot Bush boy given us, besides a new skyline in New York?

 "Poor" Bill Clinton, indeed.

 You'd have to be a religiously-insane, knuckle-dragging ditto-monkey
 to prefer Bush's war and recession to Bill Clinton's peace and prosperity.


 Subject: I saw the Julie tape

 Morning Bart
 Saw the tape it was Great!!!!!
 Saw you, James, Marc and Julie etc

 That one guy looked like James and I got a kick out of the Bart people.
 Sure was nice to see so many cool people, have to get a new DVD
 so I can watch it at home again and again.

 Adios
 Joe
 

 Joe is a pillar of  bartcop.com



 How did Iraq get its weapons? We sold them

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  Excerpt:
  The US and Britain sold sold Saddam Hussein the technology and materials

  Iraq needed to develop nuclear, chemical and biological weapons of mass destrestruction.
 
 The shipments to Iraq went on even after Saddam ordered the gassing of the Kurdish town
 of Halabja, in which at least 5000 men, women and children died. The atrocity, which shocked
 the world, took place in March 1988, but a month later the components and materials of
 weapons of mass destruction were continuing to arrive in Baghdad from the US.
 

 This is how the B.F.E.E. makes most of their money.
 They prop up a dictator with billion-dollar sales of secret weapons, then they call him "Hitler,"
 and make another billion selling weapons and support to take them down, and if America
 loses a few hundred of their bravest men, that's a price the B.F.E.E. is willing to pay..

 This is how they handled bin Laden, Noriega, Saddam, the Ayatollah, Hezzbollah and Hitler.
 Of course, the American press never allows those facts to see the light of day.



 Hurry up and war already! 
    by Prodigal Son

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush, Inc. the current administration full of ex-Enron executives
 and Ford/Bush the Elder/Reagan retreads is feverishly beating
 the blood-chilling drum of war. Or not.  Ok, maybe a little.
 Nope havenít made up their minds.


 Quotes

"Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him `forever'
  when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks."
    ó Helen Rowland, American writer, journalist and humorist (1876-1950)
 

   ...or hours.


From: Chubib

I thought I had seen and heard the idiots before, but you are the King Idiot.
Do you really believe this rot or are you just promoting yourself?

Many of us voted for Bush to get that other idiot Clinton out of the White House.
"I did not have sex with that woman". That says it all.

When you are forced to bow toward Mecca five times a day, then you and all the
rest of your idiot liberal friends can say "You know, we were really wrong this time".
 

Chub, what time is it on Planet Stupid?

Bush did business with bin Laden and Saddam, now they must die?
Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper not to arm them in the first place?
I'll bet a lot of people in New York City think so.

I can tell you're a Repub because you see sex as a crime and you see
arming terrorists as a good and patriotic thing for the Bush's to do.


 From Tiger to Pussycat: America's Press Defanged

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Either way the Pentagon must surely have been pleased to learn that whenever

 its planes killed the wrong Afghans, CNN would quickly provide PR damage control."

 More recently, a senior intelligence officer with the state department accused the media
 of "treason" because warning stories had been run on vulnerable future terrorist targets:
 chemical plants, the trucking industry and the food supply.

 "This type of reporting must be stopped or censored," he wrote in the Washington Post.
 (Warnings work both ways: If anybody had written about the possibility of terrorists
   taking flying lessons, that alone might have put a wrench into 9/11.) "


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 Quotes

"Saddam Hussein sat on a wall, Saddam Hussein had a great fall,
  but all the U.S. soldiers and money we send, couldn't put Iraq together again."
            --Jesse L. Jackson, Jr.



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 A Bright September Morning
         by William Rivers Pitt  September 11, 2002

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The sky above me today is as hard and bright and blue as it was one year ago. The air carries that same
 hint of crisp autumn that lies in wait within the yellow becomings on the green leaves shivering in the breeze
 outside my window. It seems, somehow, utterly terrifying that the weather today is a mirror image of what
 it was a year ago. I might not be so afraid if it were cloudy and raining. Bad things happen on sunny days.
 This is one of the superstitions that has taken root inside me over the last twelve months.


 I scream, you scream, Bush screams for ice cream

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 A friend said not to worry about George W. Bush ordering an invasion of Iraq.
"He's like a child who wants ice cream," she said.
"He'll be satisfied with something smaller, like a cookie."

 My friend has never had children.


 Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf
    by George Carlin

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Naturally, you can forget all that entertaining fiction about having to defend the model democracy
 those lucky Kuwaitis get to live under. And for the moment you can also put aside the very real,
 periodic need Americans have for testing their new weapons on human flesh. And also, just for the
 fun of it, let's ignore George Bush Sr.'s obligation to protect the oil interests of his family and friends.
 There was another, much more important, consideration at work. Here's what really happened.



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Subject: Class Wars, Part I - I'm Scared...

Hi bartcop.
 
So I realize you're flooded with messages and probably won't ever read this, but I feel compelled
to get it out of my system, so I'm sending this off to you for purely selfish reasons.  I feel better already.
 
My job as a bartender is so damned interesting.  First of all, I realize we liberals all love to claim we each live in the most conservative, repressive city in America, for x and y reasons, so I'd just like to throw my $.29 in (inflation, you know, Bush-presidency) by saying that Cincinnati, Ohio is like fucking Nuremburg 1937, I'm not kidding.  Yes, Cincinnati, the home of the Mapplethorpe scandal, Marge Schott, Pete Rose, Larry Flynt, Simon Leis, Bill Cunningham, the racial riots, I could go on and on, but then I might consider actually moving...  Anyhow, Cincinnati is whack, yo, and tonight just sort of proves it.
 
I know you've run a club before so you know how strange the mood is in a hot bar around last call.  So, it's last call, and I overhear a few of my regulars, nice guys really, talking about Iraq and what-not.  I throw my opinion on the war down, and the next thing you know, I'm in a full-on debate with one of the two.  He Clinton-bashes, I Dubya-bash, I'm totally winning, he backpedals into Election 2000, says we can't get over it, yadda yadda.  I give the standard, "Well, we won, we got more votes, you can't disprove it even if you weren't brainwashed by Limbaugh and Fox News, so how's about YOU getting over it, your boy has no fucking mandate" argument, and he proceeds to call the Palm Beach County voters stupid, old, ignorant Jews who don't even deserve the right to vote anyway.  This customer, by the way, is a relatively well-to-do, educated guy who was just laid off, two weeks ago.  So I'm pretty sickened and try to defend the WW II generation, leaving his anti-Semitism out of it entirely, trying to appeal to his sense of pride and patriotism, and guess what happens next?
 
He calls me SUBVERSIVE.  That's right, subversive.  And he's truly upset, and storms out of the bar,
and is telling his friends, quite loudly actually, how SUBVERSIVE I am.
 
I've truly never been more offended, or frightened, in my life.  Just for stating that "Gore Won" makes me a political subvervise.  Is that what it's come to?  Because I can assure you, Bartcop, not a single soul came to my defense, regular customer or not.  They all just sort of shuffled out quietly, leaving me a little freaked out and paranoid.  I'm peeking through the blinds right now, looking for Ashcroft... (not really, but, ya know??!!??)
 
Shocked, and tired, and just sayin',
Jennifer in Cincinnati
 

Jenn,
The B.F.E.E. can make more money if we get distracted and take our eyes off the ball.
Somehow, their profits increase if we're at each others' throats.
They are tricky bastards.

(PS. I think the bartender is supposed to agree
  with the customer, even if he's a ditto-monkey.)


 Republicans would have you think terrorism started in 1993 under Bill Clinton

 Reminder:

 April 1983: 17 dead at the U.S. embassy in Beirut.
 October 1983: 241 dead at the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut.
 December 1983: five dead at the U.S. embassy in Kuwait.
 January 1984: the president of the American University of Beirut killed.
 April 1984: 18 dead near a U.S. airbase in Spain.
 September 1984: 16 dead at the U.S. embassy in Beirut (again).
 December 1984: Two dead on a plane hijacked to Tehran.
 June 1985: One dead on a plane hijacked to Beirut.

 And what was the Reagan/Bush response?

 They sold them sophisticated Stinger missles, then lied about it,
 then perjured themselves under oath, (it wasn't about sex, either)
 then finally used a presidential pardon to escape when justice was closing in.
 



by The Pieman


Subject: Re: Cipro, the WH and 9/11

Hey Bart.  No physician in their right mind would prescribe Cipro without good reason.
Cipro is the H-bomb of antibiotics and would never be prescribed as a "just in case" measure
against the effects of Anthrax, partly because of the side effects (I had to take Cipro a few
years back and, it made me nauseous for days), but mostly because taking it unnecessarily
can actually negate its effectiveness against Anthrax.

So, for the WH to start taking it "just in case" might've actually reduced its ability to fight
an Anthrax infection when exposure to it was confirmed.  One would assume the WH
physicians knew this (since every other physician knows).  In other words, the WH must
have known that the Anthrax was on its way, yet didn't tell us what they knew.

Take care,
Al G from Albany


Subject: Sam Waterson???

The guy looks like Martin Sheen to me.....but I have
a feeling you were being sardonic....wouldn't suprise me.
Jason.  

Subject: gahhh...

Prehaps I should read the entire issue before mailing you.....(smacks head in a Homerian way)
I got it right though, also pretty cool seeing Sheen with your sticker I bet.
 

Dude, I'm glad you wrote.
Nobody mentioned it but you.
Thanks


Subject: Cheney Interview

To: mtp@nbc.com

Tim:

You had Cheney on for another puff piece interview of a Bush official, which  you are getting regrettably good at.

Yet in all the time you had Cheney on, you failed to pin him down on what  exact evidence they have of Iraqi
complicity in 9/11 and an accelerated nuclear weapons program.  This is especially relevant after it came out that
the President misrepresented alleged photo evidence of an Iraqi nuclear plant  construction project over the weekend.

You also failed to ask Cheney why Mr. Rumsfeld began talking to his staff about finding a way to pin 9/11 on Iraq
five hours after the attacks on the WTC (per CBS News).  In fact, this attack on Iraq has been premeditated by
this administration since before 9/11.

And finally, you failed to ask Cheney if Iraq is such a threat now, why did he as CEO of Haliburton
sell Hussein $23 million of goods in 1998.

But then, if you had asked Mr. Cheney these questions and held out for straightforward responses,
you would have then been a journalist, rather than an extension of Ari Fleischer's office.

Steve Soto
 

Steve, you can't blame Tim the Whore.
He had more important matters on his mind.


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