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"Everyone knew this election would come out
like this, didn't they?
The party of the elected president always loses out in the midterm right?
I don't see what's so shocking about all this.
-- chris in law skool florida
Oklahoma outlawed cockfighting Tuesday - accidentally
How did that happen?
There was a slot for "yes" and a slot for
"no" and the subject was cockfighting.
The actual question on the ballot read, "Should cockfighting be outlawed?"
but I think Oklahoma saw "cockfighting" and clicked on "yes."
Oh, they loooove their cocks in Oklahoma.
If I had a radio show, I would've taped and played the pro-cock commercials.
"Are we gonna let some 'California liberals' come to Oklahoma and tell us our traditions are bad?"
Then they said that the "California liberals" wanted to outlaw fishing, hunting and rodeos.
...and it showed some typical braindead Okie redneck rubbing his 5-year old kid's hair.
Dadgummit, those California liberals just don't want a man to
bond with his son, I guess.
That's how life is in Oklahoma.
Here, the priorities are football, then God, then cockfighting, then the KKK, then families.
Oklahoma is a sick-ass place to raise children.
Oklahoma is so retarded, they sent Jim Inhofe (R-Pissquik) to the senate.
Under the new law, any man caught with a cock would be subject
(Larry Klayman would be the only guy who was certain to be arrest-free.)
Canadian Citizenship Application Forms
House 'Bonesman' leads nation into the dark
by Alexandra Robbins
"My senior year (at Yale University) I joined Skull and Bones, a secret society,"
President Bush wrote in his autobiography, "so secret, I can't say anything more."
He doesn't have to. He's practically turning
the government into a secret society
- an old-boy, throwback establishment that even holds its secret spy-court proceedings
in an elaborately locked, windowless room that sounds similar to the Bones' elaborately
locked, practically windowless "tomb," or campus clubhouse.
"Last week, Jesse Ventura said the Democrats
everywhere should lower their heads in
response to PaulWellstone's memorial service. And this week I'd like to say the same thing
to supporters of Ventura. He used Wellstone's death to further the cause of the Independent
party and his appointment of an independent to Wellstone's seat is a disgrace."
--Letter to Crossfire, 11/04/02
Subject: DFL is...
DFL stands for Democrat-Farmer's-Labor Party.
It is the Democratic party in Minnesota.
state of American politics, 2002
by Pat Buchanan
"In Y2K, George W. Bush became the first man in more than a century to win the White House
with fewer votes than his rival. Since his victory, 1.7 million workers have lost their jobs and a
bear market has ravaged the savings accounts and pensions of millions of families.
Thus, Tuesday night should have been a blowout for the Democrats."
"Mattel is going to make a Barbie-type Shakira
They're also making a blow-up doll that looks like Christina Aguilera."
I'm visiting some friends in DC and we're
supposed to go to Crossfire tonight.
Any suggestions on questions in case I get to ask anything ;-)
How about, "If the Dems are just going to rubber-stamp Bush ideas,
how can they justify cashing their paychecks? And if they're just going
to agree with everything Bush wants, why do they need an office or a staff?"
Question of Character
by Gene Lyons
So Miss Randi (Hutchison) gives a speech to a bunch of church ladies saying nobody should hold
her husband's "personal life" against him, and I'm supposed to pretend she's talking about stamp
collecting or model airplanes? Only Mr. Anonymous could fail to see how ridiculous he looks
invoking tastefulness and decorum after spending a decade focused on Bill Clinton's zipper like
a laser beam. Sen. Hutchinson and his editorial page chums went out crusading for a showdown
on the "character" issue. Now they're shocked and horrified that they got one.
- The face of modern ballot tampering
by Faun Otter
You can't vote them out if....
You never voted them in.
The lack of any exit polling on November
5 has been oddly ignored by the media. Those pesky tracking polls
leading up to the elections have been explained away by a ‘late surge to the Republicans’ caused by.... hmmmm,
how about sun spot activity? With no exit polls, there was no other feedback to conflict with the "official" results,
this allowed the Diebold touch screen machines to change the way election fraud is carried out.
Why does President Bartlet have better speech writers than Al
Can Sorkin loan his writers to the Demo nominee for a few days in 2004?
"Jesse Ventura is a charming guy, but he's
done a lot of flaky things.
The guy has more flakes than a box of Post Toasties."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire, 11/04/02
Crowd Needs Pitt to Stay Put
by Joe Conason, written before the Tuesday massacre
The letter warned all Harken directors not to sell if they had "significant negative information
about the company’s prospects." But with suspiciously perfect timing, Bush attorney Robert
W. Jordan didn’t turn that critical document over to the S.E.C. until the day after the agency’s
staff determined that the then-President’s eldest son should not be prosecuted for insider trading.
(Mr. Jordan now serves as the U.S. Ambassador to Saudi Arabia.) The Harken law firm’s
opinion, according to a securities-law expert quoted in The Washington Post, was "the most
important piece of evidence."
Geez, to this crowd, can there be a more important ambassador than to the Saudis?
The No Party System
“The president now has a clear mandate...to expand
the greatest nation on earth, to its next logical level where
even more people just plain don't bother to vote,” Mr. Fleischer said.
Why was Ronald Reagan famous?
No, not for being president.
He became president because he was famous.
No, not for being governor of California.
He became governor because he was famous.
No, not for hosting Death Valley Days.
He hosted that show because he was famous.
No, not for Bedtime with Bonzo.
He starred in that because he was famous.
He became famous playing George Gipp in the Knute Rocke story.
...and what was his most famous line?
"Some time, Rock, when the team is up
against it, when things are wrong
and the breaks are beating the boys - tell them to go in there with all they've got
...and win just one for the Gipper."
So, Saint Reagan became famous for urging his team to win by quoting
a dead guy
so Notre Dame could beat Army in some meaningless, bullshit football game.
...if you quote a dead guy urging your team to win so the poor
can have a safety net,
...if you quote a dead guy urging your team to win so the middle class has health care,
...if you quote a dead guy urging your team to win so the people can have a voice in their government,
the GOP and the good puppy press will make the accusation (a thousand
times, from sea to shining sea)
that you are a spineless, uncaring, manipulative whore - but only if you're a Democrat.
Funny, the most sainted man in the Republican Party got famous
doing exactly what they did at the Wellstone
memorial, but that wasn't about some damn football game. Wellstone fought his heart out so the little guy could
get a break, and it was the crime of the century to use his memorial to spread his message a little further.
I wonder if Rush would agree?
That's not fair to Reagan!
Everything Bart says is a lie!
Seen on Salon.com
Why did the Democrats lose so badly? Is it because they...
1. Agree that we must fight terrorism, but delay intervention in Iraq through obfuscation.
What does Bush's lust for oil have to do with terrorism?
Even the CIA admits they can't link Saddam to September 11th.
2. Call for an end to dependence on foreign oil, but vote against drilling in Alaska.
Why not drill in Oklahoma, Texas and Louisiana, instead?
3. Point out that workers deserve a higher standard of living, but vote against tax cuts.
Tax cuts for the super rich gives workers nothing.
I recently asked how many new jobs BIG OIL created with their billions in tax releif.
Did they hire new workers? No, they took that money and bought companies that Bushonomics
bankrupted, cut them up, sold the pieces for cash and told the employees to go to hell.
4. Warm the cockles of retirees' hearts by assuring
them you're for retirement security,
but campaign against Social Security reform.
Bush-style Social Security reform means "fuck the poor."
5. Agree that our kids deserve better education, but don't permit even the mildest test of school vouchers.
How does bankrupting the public school system educate anyone?
I wrote that before I saw that the sender, Jeff, answered them, too.
Click Here to read Jeff's answers
"Iraq says they want to boost tourism. They
say Iraq gets 50,000 tourists a month.
Next month there will be about a half a million Americans visiting Iraq, carrying M-16’s."
Subject: Johnny Boy Ashcroft
I read with great interest where Johnny Boy Ashcroft has a file on you, keeping tabs on your site.
How nice. I feel so much safer knowing
that the DOJ is keeping tabs on you,
a private citizen, rather than on Coke Head Boy.
Here's a message for John: Go fuck yourself...sideways!
D in Philly
Yeah, no reason for him to be concentrating on Al Qaeda.
All they did was murder 3000 people and rearrange New York's skyline.
He's too busy busting working girls in New Orleans, California
cancer patients with pot,
over-riding Oregon state laws and tracking internet comedians he doesn't like.
Keep it up, Funnyboy!
I got a cattleprod with
your name on it!
Subject: what now?
Who are you going to blame now?
Are you going to blame the Greens for your pathetic, corrupt, dumbocrat party disaster this time, too?
C'mon, Bartcop, let's hear you whine about the Greens "handing the election to the Bushies" some more.
You flatter yourself.
The Greens were a factor in 2000, not the factor.
This time I blame the Democrats for giving Bush Monica and running Gore-like campaigns.
Or are you going to see the light and join a GROWING
Your dumbocrats are dead, Bartcop. Oh, they'll nibble around the edges for a few more years,
making little peeping noises and caving in on everything important, taking money from their enemies,
and stealing votes from the Greens, but that dog has had it's day, man.
I don't mind Democrats taking money, I just want them to fight the fascist
Will it finally penetrate the thick skulls of
the dumbocrat faithful that when the dumbocrats take money
from rich guys and corporations that they are being paid off by the very people and organizations they
are supposed to be fighting? Hello?
Name a successful candidate who didn't accept big money - go ahead.
For the left and the progressives, like it or
not, the Green Party is the future.
Face the facts, Bartcop.
PS. Please do me a favor and hide my name?
Sure, I'll do that - cause you're such a good friend.
The Green Party peaked in 2000 with three f-ing percent.
If that's our future, we're screwed worse than I thought.
His real name is Bill Bailey.
What's his stage name?
Subject: Dennis Miller sucks!
Miller: What are the democrats going to do, send in Macguyver to solve the energy crunch?
No, you fucking moron, you're going to send in the B.F.E.E. to show us what a real energy "crunch" looks like!
Thanks, I feel better now.
It's still hard to believe "we" voted for war, Alaskan oil drilling,
$3 a gallon gas,
another California energy rape, tax cuts for the super-rich, screw-the-poor programs etc.
The Four Horsemen of the Republican Party
"Jeb Bush won re-election in Florida.
President Bush is so happy, he’s drinking again."
Subject: The real GOP agenda
Well at least there's one RethugliKlan who
is honest about what that party is all about.
Was listening to Howard Stern - one of his guests was Klu Klux Klan leader Daniel Carver.
He was delighted to note that "white people
were finally waking open
and voting for more Republicans so that they could get behind homeland security
and "throw all the niggers and the rest of them" out...
God how I fear for the republic..
ha ha - love that name
The KKK guy is my favorite Stern guest.
He's always saying "niggers are animals," yet Robin sits there with at least
a hundred IQ points on the stupid Republican - laughing her ass off at his ignorance.
But I agree - GOP fascism is no laughing matter.
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Bush promised to get bin Laden.
He vowed "to bring him to justice or bring justice to him."
That's why his approval numbers went to the high eighties.
That was 410 days ago ...and counting
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