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"Clinton said he didn't go after terrorists
because there was no legal
way to do so. When Bush got in there, that wasn't a problem."
-- Rush, explaining how it's easier to get things done when you don't follow the law.
Minutes later, he AGAIN told those gullible sheep that Clinton
and Reno were responsible
for the Davidian deaths in Waco, even tho he's previously admitted it on his show.
Says he regrets "something that happened
on his TV show years ago,"
but, of course, he wasn't man enough to take responsibility for it, the pig.
Just like Laura the Unloved and her spread-legged pictures, he's
responsibility for making that horrible personal slur against an innocent 12-year old girl,
choosing to instead blame an unknown "staffer" for putting up Chelsea's picture after
Rush set the joke up with a story about a mythical dog that was living in the White House
since Bill Clinton won (legally, unlike President Moron) the election in 1992.
But Your Vulgarness
- if you weren't planning the crude punchline,
...why did you set up the joke?
Just like Laura, your lies and clumsy coverup continues to this
Just like Trent Lott, you deny the very fabric of your being, that which makes you
the most vulgar piece of crap to ever sit behind your little yellow microphone.
It would be great to have a tape of his apology - the humbled
Pigboy, fraud and charlatan,
begging forgiveness from the most powerful woman on the planet.
is doing one of their phoney "best political site" polls, which is just
a way for them to pad their clicks so they can raise their ad rates.
Oddly, they don't have bartcop.com listed under "comedy."
It's listed under "Best place for partisan warfare," which the Freepers are winning.
(Good for them - they need another rigged victory.)
Just for grins I tried to vote for bartcop.com
and both times there was a glitch in the software.
The lefty site can't get a vote registered, and the right-wing loons are winning.
What are the oods?
I have no interest in competing in their click-jack, but funny
how the votes don't count right.
I wonder if Diebold is handling their software?
Bad week for the GOP - first Lott, and now this
Ex-Klan Leader David Duke Pleads Guilty to Mail and Tax Fraud
Republican David Duke, the former Ku Klux Klan leader pleaded guilty Wednesday
to bilking his supporters and cheating on his taxes. Duke, 52, could get up to 15 months
in prison and $10,000 in fines under a plea bargain reached with federal prosecutors.
The plea disqualifies Duke from running for public office again. (the GOP loves that)
"A gentlemen never tells..."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, using good manners as an excuse for not divulging
details to his easily-led flock of sheep about his apology to Hillary.
by Gene Lyons
Lott's longtime affiliation with the Council of Conservative Citizens, a lineal descendant
of the White Citizens Council, was given a thorough airing in the Washington Post in 1999.
He was clearly lying then when he said he didn't know about its stridently segregationist views.
His uncle was one of the CCC's grand poobahs. Back then, however, the vigilant Washington
press was too preoccupied with Bill Clinton's sexual adventures to bother with anything so trivial
as the Senate majority leader's buddying up to a bunch of segregationist sheetheads.
...he said "sheetheads..."
My niece Ezmarelda in St Louis is moving to Las Vegas!
That's gotta be good news...
"It's time to accept Trent Lott's apology and
--Mitch McConnell (R-hungry for Clinton's zipper)
Hey, Mitch the Bitch!
We rarely go here, but a solid "fuck you" to your idea that we move on.
It that what you sons of bitches did with Clinton and Monica?
"Accept his apology and move on?"
Nooooooooooooo, you sucked
on that teat for years trying to hurt him.
You tried for years to get inside Clinton's zipper to see what you could find.
You put the country on hold, you and your pack of horny jackals, directing
over 200 FBI agents that could've been tracking terrorists like bin Laden.
Remember - YOU said bin Laden's guilt was
obvious and that Clinton failed to
go after him, yet YOUR party directed over 200 FBI agents to comb thru
Arkansas trailer parks asking if any trashy women wanted to be famous.
Instead of protecting America, YOUR party
put our law enforcement resources
into combing thru Clinton's pubic hair for possible clues that would help your side
solve this "important constitutional question" of Clinton's cock, you prick!
Your zeal to screw Clinton HELPED bin
While you and your friends were foaming at the mouth at the possibility of reversing the
1996 elections, bin Laden's cockroaches were working with flight simulators and the FBI
didn't notice because YOUR party gave them a job which distracted them from important work.
So go to hell, Mitch McConnell.
Your boy Trent's getting rolled, and he's going to go down in history as a racist bastard
who lost his important job because he slipped and spoke the truth a few too many times.
The party line on the reason they have to dump Trent Lott is that
he has disavowed many GOP
staples such as their strong and never-wavering oppostion to all affirmative action quotas.
So, let's talk about how Clarnce "Slappy" Thomas (R-White) got his job.
Every job the unqualified Slapster ever got was due to affirmative
action, the most glaring
of which was his lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court.
Just think of all the more qualified white judges that were passed
over for this job because
Bush Senior (R-Arms Sales to terrorists) wanted to appoint a black man who would vote
against his own people on every single issue - guaranteed.
With Slappy, they didn't scrape the bottom of the barrel, they
scrpaed underneath the barrel
until they found a Nazi in black skin so Bush could make the phony claim that race wasn't a
factor when he went looking for a judge.
So if the head of the GOP's political dynasty practiced affirmative
why is Trent Lott being drummed out of the party for agreeing with him?
The 9-11 lunacy continues
"How can they jump on Lott when they're out
there repressing, trying to run black voters
away from the polls and running under the Confederate flag in Georgia and South Carolina.
He just embarrassed them by saying in Washington what they do on the backroads every day."
-- Big Dog, kicking the liars in the crotch like they deserve
From: David Coyle
Subject: bin Laden comment
> I have no problem with the CIA killing terrorists. I've
said it before, I'll say it again: I'd do it myself.
> If I was sure it was bin Laden, I'd have to trouble pumping a few into his head.
> I'm sorry if that upsets you doves, but bin Laden needs to be made dead as soon as possible.
I can't make out how you think you are the least
bit ahead of the republicans.
No thought of objective investigation? No thought of the well-known American due process?
You wail on about assassination on the basis of greed or suspicion and then endorse the same thing
- sorry to say it, but this is just the usual US hypocrisy. If the rest of the world adopted your standards
there would be WTCs by the dozen.
Grow up! If you are going to mock the demented
you should try for something better yourself.
Tell you what: A $5, no even $10 donation (jeez
do I have enough rice to last the month?) if you can
come up with even one way in which the world would not be better off if the US were not one large,
uninhabited nature preserve.
I really like your stuff, but you were a whacko
on this one
David, I'm not sure what you're upset about.
Are you saying bin Laden is innocent?
I've never heard anybody say that before, at least nobody sane or reliable.
Are you saying bin Laden and "a suspected terrorist" are the same thing?
That doesn't make sense.
I see a difference between "due process" for bin Laden and all other people.
the entire planet agrees bin Laden did it, I say we smoke him.
He certainly doesn't have the protection of our Constitution.
Let me throw a question back at you - If
your only two choices were to murder
Hitler or do nothing and watch 6 million Jews die, what would you decide?
I'd decide that those 5,999,999 lives were worth it.
Get back to me on that question, would you?
I'm assuming your last paragraph was typed in frustration or
after you had consumed many
liters of pure alcohol. You seem to be suggesting the US has never made a positive contribution
to the planet. That is a wild, wild, wild, wild statement by someone without a memory.
I see you're from Canada.
I suggest to you that if the US was merely "a large, uninhabited nature preserve,"
that e-mail you wrote would've been written in German.
...I think you owe me $10.
Subject: Are we all oil swallowers?
Seems I have found a good argument against
the war... As you know, almost all of existing enignes
are based on oil, so the war in Iraq and Iraqi oil access for US/lowering prices for oil that could result
from this, corresponds to the interests of oil companies and GWB and Co; while development of
alternative engines would be delayed by oil prices lowering. Under the latter I mean advanced
non-oil engines that were and are being developed.
Whether oil companies keep in mind alternative
engines when doing what they do, or not, they de facto
hinder the progress. If the war in Iraq is not stopped then we shall swallow oil during next 50 years,
as sad as it may sound (unless a clever ruler and his government understand that Iraqi oil should be
sold at the price not lower than today's low prices)... BTW, if Iran provides more support to Iraq
then it will be harder to win this war, even with Turkey's support (today's NATO second-best army)
since Iran showed it is able to fight not counting the losses, almost like Soviet Union in WW2.
I am aware of a similar story that took
place in the end of 19th century. Then, a scientist reportedly
developed an effective non-oil engine, but soon his device disappeared and all patents were bought
outright and frozen, supposedly because an intervention of oil companies. As you understand, they
know much about oil, but not about all other things and the least about alternative engines, so, from
their point of view, this was just a method to improve their business. But are we members of their
corporations, or are we all oil swallowers?
We need to add Conseco - the 3rd largest bankruptcy in history.
Drinky McDumbass is bankrupting America faster than the cartoonists can draw.
The attack on Lott may not be a victory
for a left, but a looming defeat. First of all, it is yet
another distraction from the B.F.E.E.'s plunder of the treasury and sponsorship of ludicrous,
overpriced and incompetent programs, such as the "missile defense shield" (a concept that is
so old that no one even supports it anymore except for the manufacturer), which was "approved"
behind the screen of the screaming and yelling about Lott.
Frankly, I could give a rat's arse whether
Lott is a racist or not. I have no doubt that he is,
but as long as he is front and center we can keep an eye on him. It is the movement behind
the screen that we have to watch out for. Rove's administration is a master of deception: like
any magician act, NEVER LOOK AT WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE DOING.
You have to watch for what they are NOT doing to catch them in the act.
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bartcop.com cause Powell to speak out?
Powell, pretending to be black, scolds Lott for the first time
Forced to make a statement by the bartcop.com website, Powell told reporters,
"There was nothing about the 1948 election or the Dixiecrat agenda that should have
been acceptable in any way to any American at that time or any American now,"
before retreating back into his master's big white house.
If you voted for Bush...
Subject: reader inquiry
can you explain to me why black Dem. Congressman John Lewis is getting so cozy with Trent Lott?
what kind of deal is in the cards? any idea?
and keep up the good work..
member, Foreign Press Association
Don, the Republicans want him to step down as leader, but the
want him to remain leader so they can continue to point out that the GOP
is a racist organization and that's why people should vote for the Democrats.
"Blind conservative ideology is driving the
Bush administration to pursue tax cuts
for wealthy Americans while vetoing billions of dollars for domestic defense.
How they can prefer tax cuts for the most fortunate 1 percent of Americans over
domestic defense for 100 percent of Americans is beyond me, but they do."
-- John Edwards, running for president, at the Brookings Institution
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Subject: I just finished McDougal's book
Man, that book reads like a novel; what
a page-turner. I read it in two sittings.
What amazed me is the way she spoke of Starr, Ewing, and the rest of the goon squad.
So calm and reserved; reflective. I didn't see the words 'hate' or 'despise' -- as applied
to the OIC -- until almost the end of the book.
The big surprise to me, though, was how
much I was interested in McDougal's relationships
and her descriptions of her fellow women prisoners. I've never met the woman but after reading
her book, I like her a lot. She cares about people. She's what my Dad would call a Good Egg.
Susan McDougal's book!
You gotta get this book!
Not sure why (I need a staff) but many people are getting 30%
Maybe if you order two books you get 30% off?
So consider buying two books, or buy the McDougal book and...
On Dec. 15, in the apartment of Sally
Minard, Hillary Clinton rose to address a crowd
of about 50 supporters. Mrs. Clinton began with an anecdote about a meeting with her
longtime nemesis, Rush Limbaugh.
Mrs. Clinton said that she had been at
a wedding where she was introduced to Mr. Limbaugh.
Mr. Limbaugh informed her that he owed her an apology. Where, she wondered, would he begin?
apology, it turned out, was for talking about Chelsea, on his TV show.
She accepted .
from a story by Josh Benson, observer.com
Marty's E! have today?
Jesse Ventura and Warren Zevon
Sorkin drug charges dismissed
Lott boosts BET ratings 84%
Senate TV airs porn
Spielberg buys Oscar
Film shows Taliban POW massacre
Arsenio hosts new Star Search
Pee-wee gets $2500 fine, loses career
Beyonce tarting for Pepsi
Disney buys Deuce Bigelow II
"There is something ludicrous about Fleischer
having to say at his press
briefing Tuesday, "The message that the White House is sending is,
'No comment' means no comment." The hints and the feints and the
background quotes are getting tiresome. Isn't Republican honor in
danger of turning into dust? And, if the evasions continue until Jan. 6,
won't the lusty exuberance of the president's remarkable Nov. 5
election triumph be reduced to ashes?"
--William Kristol, less Nazi than some
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