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"The problem with guns that are hidden is you
can't see their smoke.
We know for a fact that there are weapons there."
Ari, I can solve this.
Just have Poppy Bush and Whistle Dick Cheney show us the Carlyle and
Halliburton invoices that have Saddam's signature and we'll believe he has them.
Since Bush became president...
The economy has gone to hell
Millions of people have lost their jobs
Millions of families lost half of their life savings
Millions of about-to-retire seniors have had to keep working
The stock market has gone down like Paula Jones
We donated a spy plane from the future to China, and begged their forgiveness
saying we were "sorry," "very sorry," then "very, very sorry," for getting shot down.
Meanwhile, President Weak & Stupid wondered if those fighting men had Bibles...
Enron fat cats were driving one of our submarines and murdered nine Japanese kids
Bush declared a war against "terra," that will last until the Treasury is completely empty
Bush said we have to invade Iraq and topple Saddam, but can't explain why
You can't get on an airplane these days without a Federal reach-around
The US Constitution says whatever Ashcroft and the alcoholic says it says
There's a secret, shadow government in place that we're not allowed to ask about
The press has turned into full-time Bush glorificators
Clinton continues to be blamed for everything from Pearl Harbor to the Pompeii eruption.
Democratic Senators keep falling out of the sky
September 11th happened after Dim Son took another month-long vacation
India and Pakistan almost got into a nuclear exchange
North Korea is threatening us with nuclear blackmail
...and we have the stupidest president in history.
...and the only thing Bush's paid-for whores in the American media
want to focus on is,
"Who was that mystery blonde caught talking to Bill Clinton at that party in Manhattan?"
Bush team blames Clinton for N. Korea crisis
If it's bad, blame Clinton. If it's good Reagan or Dubya did it
A senior Bush administration official suggested Saturday that the nuclear crisis with North Korea
was the predictable result of a flawed 1994 agreement signed by the Clinton administration with
Pyongyang that "frontloaded all the benefits and left the difficult things to the end" -- for the next president.
The comments marked a sharp change of direction
from the administration's insistence that
only North Korea was to blame for the crisis. Last week, Colin Powell gave "great credit" to
Clinton for freezing North Korea's plutonium enrichment program with the 1994 Framework.
"Bush team blames Clinton?"
That ain't no headline.
"Bush takes responsibility"-
now that's a headline.
I wanna kill BartCop!
He's too close to the truth!
Stirring up trouble, ...asking questions...
I wanna kill!
I wanna kill!
I wanna kill!
"One thing in Pickering's long career is quite
clear: He left the Democratic Party to
join the Republicans in 1964 in protest against the Democrats' support for civil rights."
----Joe Conason, salon.com.,01/09/03
Bart, you wanted proof the media is biased to the left?
Subject: Ask and you shall recive....
More David Stockman
I think the quote you're talking about came
out of the fine financial writer William Greider
who got the quote on record originally, in an interview with Stockman when Stockman
was still in the Reagan White House as the Director of OMB, in the Atlantic Magazine
(the piece was called 'The Education of David Stockman.'
Stockman said that the 25% reduction in
the lower rates was a Trojan Horse, nothing
they believed in or originally wanted to do, but that they decided to do as a smoke
screen cover, to get the higher rates cut. A sop to the people worth very little,
but something to sell them on the plan overall.
Stockman's telling the truth wasn't well
received by the White House. They had
'the velvet hammer' bully boy James A. Baker III bring him in to dress him down,
which he did with some colorful Texan swearing, and told him to go along with the
story that Reagan 'took him out to the woodshed' and act contrite
(Stockman tells the story in his book. "The Education of David Stockman" (Dec 1981)
So why aren't the Democrats saying this before every camera they
Cutting taxes for the rich is a scam and it's "inventor" says so in his own book.
Think how many Democrats would've won their races last November if they had
pounded home the message, "They're stealing your Social Security money!"
...but no, our side doesn't want to win.
Bart, I saw this headline:
GOP Touts Tax Cuts to Cure Budget Woes
WASHINGTON (AP) - The only way to close
a growing federal deficit is to
jump-start the economy with another dose of tax cuts prescribed by Bush, GOP says.
Isn't that like touting leaches as a cure
for a bloody gash?
Cabinet warns Blair:
You're losing the party over Iraq
"The stark message was delivered to the Prime Minister last week by three of his most
intimate allies in the Cabinet. Their warning over the scale of the revolt facing Mr Blair was
supported by a Telegraph survey of Labour Party constituency chairmen which suggests that
thousands of members will quit the party if Britain invades Iraq without a specific UN mandate.
Tony's not worried.
His future is secure - when he's pulled from power, he's joining The Carlyle Group.
He'll make hundreds of millions from the B.F.E.E.,...unless they decide it's cheaper to whack him.
lies and statistics
by Molly Ivins
"According to the Urban-Brookings Tax Policy Center, the effect of eliminating dividend
taxation is that the average benefit for those making less than $10,000 would be $6, and
average benefit for those making more than $1 million would be $45,098. Quick, high-schoolers,
let's practice up for the those SATs by figuring out by what percentage $45,098 is bigger than $6."
It's all we need to know
Look at Bush's plan for America.
The super-poor get a whopping one percent from Christian Bush, while the super rich got 17 percent
To the super-poor, who spend the stimulus money, the Dems offer 13 percent to the GOP's 1 percent..
There's no argument here.
Bush and Rush are proud of the fact that the super-rich got the biggest checks.
But what did it do for the economy?
Enemy of the Police State
We now have a band of ruthless, tyrannical warmongers in the White House. For those who haven't
yet woken up and smelled the coffee, we have a de facto dictatorship. President G.W. Bush does not
even RECOGNIZE the Constitution, much less has he kept his sacred oath to DEFEND it against all
enemies foreign and domestic, so help him God. And I seriously doubt that God will help him, since he
and his cabal of cronies and minions are among the most spiritually and morally bankrupt people in
the course of human history. Bush calls himself a Christian. Say what?! A Christian, my ass...
By the way,
Wanda Sykes's comedy special was spec-tacular
This is exactly my kind of humor.
She started hot and got hotter as the hour went on, covering topics like:
How Bush turned from clown to
smart on September 11th
Condi Rice - "Cain't no black woman keep a secret."
Enron vs regular muggers "I cut thru the projects to avoid the Arthur Anderson Bldg"
Martha Stewart, Catholics and insider trading
Going to a strip club with the guys.
Sports and why a man's head is usually empty
Equality in the kitchen and in the bedroom
Wanda does characters more like Richard Pryor than Chris Rock,
It was a damn funny hour, and only time will tell how it'll stack up against Pryor's
best and Rock's best, plus she was censored on The Comedy Channel.
HBO, how about a Wanda Christmas Special?
Catch the repeat.
The Republican ticket is a lock. Bush has matured into a masterful and commanding leader,
and Dick Cheney is a widely respected policy heavyweight who has become the most active
VP history. Combine this with high approval ratings, an untouchable war chest, a friendly
Congress and an upcoming romp to victory in Iraq, and you've got an unbeatable
combination for four more years ... and beyond!
Or do you?
Stupid's not a passing thing. Stupid's not
some phase in life, like when you were really into
MC Hammer or when you abused alcohol and cocaine for twenty years, which you suddenly
recover from and no one is supposed to talk about anymore. Stupid's forever, my friend,
and you can't get away from it. Stupid sticks. Stupid shows.
Who said it?
"Hawaii is a unique state.
It is a small state.
It is a state that is by itself.
It is a --it is different from the other 49 states.
Well, all states are different,
...but it's got a particularly unique situation."
Visit the all-new
Magic Government Beans
You plant them, water them, pamper them
and pretty soon, you have enough money for
prescription drugs for seniors, enough for education, and enough to fund two wars and
balance the budget and still have a tax cut for the richest one percent of Americans.
I traded Clinton's stupid surplus for the magic war beans.
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Send him whatever details you want published.
"The 1928 Republican Convention opened with
a prayer. If the Lord
can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been
carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking."
-- Will Rogers
Our Broken Courts
Governor Ryan of Illinois - a supporter of the
death penalty made an honest and honorable
decision by commuting the death penalty of Illinois death row inmates to life in prison.
This act however was not a statement against the death penalty - but a statement about
our broken an highly corrupt courts.
We Americans like to believe that our courts are
honest and just and that we don't knowingly
kill innocent people. But the fact is - we do. We take the lives - and not by mistake - of people
who the judges, prosecutors, and police know are innocent. People who are tortured by police
into confessing to crimes they didn't commit should not be put to death in order to conceal
misconduct of police, prosecutors, and judges. This problem is not limited to this one state
but all states across America. Are court systems are evil and scary - so much so that it is an
abuse of the word "justice" for them to use that term.
I support the death penalty. I cheered the day
they recycled Timothy McVeigh. I believe mass
murderers should be put to death for their crimes. But innocent people should not. The problem
is that our courts can not distinguish between the innocent and the guilty and they are far too
comfortable executing the innocent - even when they know they are innocent. I am not however
advocating that all states follow Governor Ryan's lead. I am advocating that we no longer allow
crooked cops, prosecutors, and judges to go unpunished.
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And how many people did ENRON hire?
Instead, they screwed thousands out of their life's savings
and went bankrupt.
Look at that again - Those Enron bastards paid negative taxes.
Don't you wish you could pay negative taxes?
...and Bush says energy companies need a tax break so they can
hire more people?
Enron made almost as much in tax breaks as they did gouging American families.
Enron made $500 million dollars in one day raping California families,
and Bush and Cheney refused to step in because they got a cut!
Why do you stand for this, America?
And where is Tom Daschle?
"But Bart, Bush is a good president, please don't
accuse him of any wrongdoing. He's my president!"
Bill Clinton's approval ratings during impeachment
were higher than King George's approval numbers are right now.
is now a valid address.
That's what I need - another mailbox to check!
Please send all BCR stuff to that address.
Bush's Wartime Tax Cut
Old question: What did you do in the war, Daddy?
New answer: I pocketed a large tax cut, honey. And then I passed the bill for the war onto you.
Does The Guardian read bartcop.com?
The worldwide turmoil caused by President Bush's policies goes not exactly unreported,
but entirely de-emphasised. Guardian writers are inundated by emails from Americans
asking plaintively why their own papers never print what is in these columns.
In the American press, day after day, the White House controls the agenda.
The supposedly liberal American press has become a dog that never bites,
hardly barks but really loves rolling over and having its tummy tickled.
Someone finally called Bush's good puppy press "the dog that never bites."
They aren't reporters, they are lapdogs doing their jobs for the B.F.E.E.
There is no price the B.F.E.E. could pay to get bartcop.com to roll over.
Should we give up?
Or should we resist?
I say we fight back!
If we had BartCop Radio, supported by pennies-per-day subscriptions,
couldn't shut us up.
Let's take the fight to them. Pardon my French, but fuck a bunch of defense.
Let's go on offense and make their heads spin until they're too dizzy to lie to us again.
Somewhere, a rich liberal telling themselves,
"This BartCop Radio thing just might be a hoot.
I should send him a check for $50K just to see what happens."
We're ready Mr Sorkin, Mr Sheen, Mr Baldwin, Mr Williams,
Of course, you'd have no editorial control, but I think you'll really like the results.
Is bartcop.com worth $5
Is the freedom to say anything we want worth five or ten dollars?
They own the TV networks, the major papers and talk radio.
The Internet Resistance is all we have.
Click Here to get BartCop Radio sooner rather than later
Subject: Thank *you*
...for running such an awesome website! :)
I was watching the Wanda Sykes special
last night, and laughing my ass off, as soon as it was over, and I went to make my
donation to your site. I'm sick of the lies and the bullshit from the Bush administration.
I'm sick of the corporate media feeding us lies
and misinformation and not asking the
hard questions. It's nice to have a website to go to such as yours where I can find out
what's going on and read what the mainstream media is afraid to say.
Use this portal and they'll throw bartcop.com a nickel.
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