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 Wed-Thurs    January 15-16, 2003 


"Time is running out for Mister Saddam Hussein."
    -- Smirk the Wonder Chicken, all day yesterday.

 Wait a minute...
 On Monday, every newscast was blaring, "Bush is willing to be patient."
 On Tuesday, the message is "Time is running out."
 Do they have any idea what they're doing?

 Geez, if America had a Free Press, they'd call this rudderless crap, "rudderless crap,"
 but since the media is entirely owned big pro-Bush BIG business, we can't get the truth.

 It's enough to make you want to start your own web page.

 The United States of America has gone mad
         by John le Carré

  Click  Here

 The reaction to 9/11 is beyond anything Osama bin Laden could have hoped for
 in his nastiest dreams.  The imminent war was planned years before bin Laden struck,
 but it was he who made it possible. Without bin Laden, the Bush junta would still be
 trying to explain such tricky matters as how it came to be elected in the first place;
 Enron; its shameless favouring of the already-too-rich; its reckless disregard for the
 world’s poor, the ecology and a raft of unilaterally abrogated international treaties.

 How Bush and his junta succeeded in deflecting America’s anger from bin Laden
 to Saddam Hussein is one of the great public relations conjuring tricks of history.
 But they swung it. A recent poll tells us that one in two Americans now believe
 Saddam was responsible for the attack on the World Trade Centre. But the
 American public is not merely being misled. It is being browbeaten and kept in
 a state of ignorance and fear. The carefully orchestrated neurosis should carry
 Bush and his fellow conspirators nicely into the next election.


"Politics are hurting a good man like Pickering... The controversy has "run his
  name into the ground. He was sworn to be honest and fair when he took office,
  and that's what he was, honest and fair."
    -- Daniel Swan, the Mississippi cross-burner who got a much-reduced sentence
        after Pickering intervened with prosecutors.

 Anybody want to bet the Democrats can't pull off a successful filibuster?

 Reagan's hand-picked biographer says...

 White House Unveils McDuck Initiative
     by Gene Lyons

  Click  Here

 Bush took office expressing contempt for international treaties, then used 9/11 to vent the
 kind of whup ass threats against the blameless North Koreans normally limited to bad
 country songs. (Blameless in 9/11, that is.) If Junior had acted that belligerent back in his
 drinking days, he'd have no teeth left.

 ha ha

 Remember when a very drunk Dubya screamed, "You dirty, lying mother-effer!"
 to Al Hunt when Hunt was dining in a Dallas restaurant with his wife and little girl?

 Hunt should've made Smirk donate some teeth for that, right then, right there.

Never surrender


 "I refuse to negotiate with North Korea, but I am willing to offer them
   food and energy assistance if they stop their nuke-u-ler program."
     -- President Doesn't-know-the-meaning-of-the-word "negotiate"

 I wonder how many abortions Laura Schlessinger has had?



 ...more than three?

The GOP chose New York
for their 2004 Nazi-Con

 What's That Smell?
   by Party_like_its_1984

  Click  Here

 Yesterday, I heard the biggest, smelliest, steamiest pile of crap that I have heard in my whole life,
 and it all came out of White House speachwriter David Frum while he was being interviewed on
 my local NPR station. It was really something, readers. You're in for a treat. As Fat Bastard
 would say, "Ach, I'm not kiddin. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey."


“I'm absolutely confident that everybody has been put to death has
  two things -- one, they were guilty of the crime charged, and secondly
  they had full access to our courts, both state and federal."
    --President Lying-thru-his-teeth

 Bush's staffers say he never even read the sentencing reports, so he has no idea if the
 people he had executed were guilty or not. The lazy bastard would ask the staffer who
 wrote the report if the guy was guilty and the staffer always answered, "Yes," so Bush
 had them murdered rather than stop playing Play Station Baseball and read it himself.

 He not only the stupidest president in history - he's the laziest, too.
 What do we expect?

 The snot-nosed rich boy never worked a day in his pampered life.

 Kill him!  Kill BartCop right now!
 He's too close to the truth!
 Stirring up trouble, ...asking questions...
 I wanna kill!
 Attacking me is helping AlQaeda!
 I wanna kill!
 For the "safety of America"
 I wanna kill!

 You want to see an Okie beat up GE?

  Click  Here

 The book describes the David and Goliath struggle between the largest corporation in
 the world, GE, and one of the most controversial religions in the world, Christian Science.
 This saga pits General Electric and Christian Scientists against one another in a battle
 complicated by corporate greed, broken promises and unanswered questions. The result:
 a travesty riddled with unclean motives and a group of trusting people left out in the cold.


"Joe Lieberman announced yesterday he is running for President.
 You can just feel the excitement in the room. If you don’t remember him,
 he’s the one that looks like the little guy from Penn & Teller. They keep
 saying if he wins, Joe Lieberman will not be the first Jewish American to
 hold the presidency in his hands. That, of course, was Monica Lewinsky."
     --Jay Leno

 Iraq: The Best of Enemies
 Reagan's Ally is George II's Megalomaniac
 US businesses built up Saddam Hussein, they'll profit again from taking him down

  Click  Here

 President Reagan legalized conventional military sales to Iraq in 1982, and resulting sales amounted
 to more than a billion dollars' worth of exports with military use in the same year. Along with direct
 military-use products and even more "dual-use" exports, however, the Reagan and Bush administrations
 furnished more indirect potencies: with the assistance in intelligence -- if you call it that -- and money and
 arms, the United States also furnished Saddam with biological and chemical capabilities.

 The B.F.E.E. got rich arming Islamic Jihad, Saddam, Osama and the others.
 They'll get even richer (spilling brave American blood) taking them down.


"Bush supporters point out the president is sometimes forced to pursue two
  widely divergent strategies at the same time. They say our president can walk
  and chew gum at the same time. This ignores the fact that Mr. Bush can't even
  eat a pretzel and watch a football game at the same time. It's too much for him.."
        --Paul Begala, Crossfire, 01/14/03

 Monsters, Inc.
 The Pentagon plan to create mutant "super-soldiers"
    by my good friend Chris Floyd

  Click  Here

 The great wizard, leader of the Wise, once known to all the world as a force for good, has turned bitter,
 fearful--and ambitious. Aping the ways of the evil he once fought--brutality, dominance, greed, terror--he
 descends to his secret laboratory, where, with black arts of alchemy and fiendish technology, he breeds a
 race of mutant warriors, "iron bodied and iron willed":  fierce fighters who can attack day and night, without
 rest, their combat spirit kept soaring by spikes of  lightning from the wizard's wand.

 A scene from Tolkein's Lord of the Rings, where the corrupted wizard Saruman fashions his monstrous
 Uruk-Hai to wage a relentless, remorseless war for dominion? No; unfortunately it's a very real scheme
 now being pursued by the Pentagon, whose dope wizards and gene splicers are working on the creation
 of the "Extended Performance War Fighter," the Daily Telegraph and Christian Science Monitor report.

 Has Bush been good for tech stocks?

 Clinton's 5000 has turned into Bush's 1400.
 Bush's wild bungling and power-grab for the super-rich wiped out millions of us, financially.
 The never-elected Fraud is a disgrace to America and should resign the pResidency today.

"Reaching out" to prevent blacks from getting an education
 Bush to Oppose Race-Based Admissions
  Somewhere, Ward Connerly has wood

  Click  Here

 Bush plans to declare his opposition to University of Michigan admissions policies
 that give preference to black and Hispanic students, injecting the White House into
 the Supreme Court's most far-reaching affirmative action case in a generation.

 Bush plans to pay tribute to the value of racial diversity in higher education.
 But he plans to argue that Michigan's approach is flawed.

 I have a question:
 How did Clarence Thomas get his lifetime appointment?
 Wasn't it thru race-based admissions?

 You bet your ass, it was.

 Vic the Racist isn't working tomorrow, so he's unknowingly shutting down
 the most insightful and entertaining tequila treehouse on the www.

 Please God, deliver me from this nutty and unfair situation.

 New issue Friday.

Traditional American values...

 Lucky mail day

 The postman hit a home run yesterday.
 He delivered the long-awaited comp package from The Rio, which concludes our negotiations.
 He also delivered a free round-trip-to-anywhere coupon from Southwest Airlines.

 I figured this frequent-flyer thing out, after all these years.

 1. We went to Vegas for the BartFest in September. (4 pts)
 2. We went to Galveston in November to see her folks. (4 pts)
 3. We qualified for a SWA VISA card (2 pts)

 ...and then we started charging everything on the card.

 Groceries, liquor, gas, car repairs, car insurance - hell, I've been making my BartCop Manor
 mortgage payment and utilities thru the SWA card, and after a couple of months, we qualified
 for another 6 pts so now we have a round-trip ticket for 2 anywhere.

 Wait, it gets better.

 Remember my ne'er-do well buddy?
 He's got it down to an art.
 He's so totally broke all the time (can't hold a job) yet he's always flying someplace.

 Here's what he does (and you can do it, too).
 Sign up for SWA e-mail list.   Every Tuesday, they send you a list of cheapie fares.
 By cheapie, I mean Dallas $34, Kansas City $37, St Louis $38, etc.

 He takes a bunch of those, then when he free trip comes up, he flies to San Fransisco,
 or LA or Orlando or Providence, RI - somewhere really far away.
 To make it better, SWA is going 2-for-1 on miles until summer.

 So the question is, why did I discover this at age 49? If I was smarter, I could've discovered
 this at 19 and spent the last 30 years traveling the globe like my name was Abagnale.

 Republicans scrap old vows as media naps
   by Joe Conason

  Click  Here

 That old Contract with America—the document signed in September 1994 by nearly
 every House Republican, including the present leadership—has been relegated to the
 dustbin of history, along with its author, Newt Gingrich. The "contract" turns out to
 have been the same kind of reliable guarantee that comes with a TV mail-order
 potato-peeler or an Internet investment scam.


"After two years of beating up rhetorically on North Korea and beating our chest
 and announcing we're not going to put up with this, we're not going to stand for this,
 and calling the president of North Korea names, not that the guy was that well rooted
 to begin with, we now have the new Bush policy, which is talk to them. And you know
 what that is? That's also called the old Clinton policy. "
       --Ann Lewis of the DNC, Crossfire, 01/14/03

Visit the all-new 

 ha ha

 Who's more stupid?
 Red-Ink Reagan or George HappyCrack?

 Have a job opening?   Need a job?

  Over 30 resumes, but since we're under illegal occupation, nobody is hiring.

  Visit the resume page

  Click  Here  to e-mail your resume to Ed.
  Send him whatever details you want published.


"The Bush administration brought a change in relationship with both Koreas.
 Rejection of the "sunshine policy," which had earned the Nobel Peace Prize
 for South Korean President Kim Dae Jung; announcements that North Korea,
 like Iraq and Iran, was part of an "axis of evil"; public statements that the new
 "Great Leader" was loathed as a "pygmy" who deliberately starved his own people,
 that America was prepared to fight two wars at the same time, and that our missile
 defense system was a shield against North Korea -- all this helped cause many in
 that country to assume that they were next on America's hit list after Iraq."
       --Jimmy Carter, Back to the Framework, washingtonpost.com

 Bush will create as many wars as he can. It keeps voter's minds off his domestic failure,
 and it gives the polls a chance to call him " great at foreign policy," but most of all it
 makes the Carlyle Group and the B.F.E.E. richer than Bill Gates.

 There he goes again...
 American Stranger's newest movie

Check Marty's E! page
Michael Dare
West Wing inks deal
Cock kills it's handler
Michael Powell (FCC) concerned with whore media
Jerry Lee Lewis' sister suing Van Morrison
Diana Ross video will be released with no audio.
...and a ghost ship
Marty's page today is hueueueuge


 Subject:  24

 Bart, you wrote,

<<You won't believe this, but tonight on 24, Kimberly gets kidnapped again!>>

 What, pray tell, do you have against blondes?
 Oh, because she's Canadian? HaHa!

 Lawrence of Cali

 That girl is as dumb as the man some call "Mr. President"

     Somehow, she looks less-stupid off-camera.

 Why is America going bankrupt?
 Bush gave OUR Social Security surplus to his richest contributors


 Look at that again - IBM made 11 billion!
 So President Crooked gave them 2.5 billion more of our Social Security money?
 What about Mom & Pop's Hardware store?
 What did they get from Bush?

 F-ing Zero

 And how many people did IBM hire with Bush's $2.5B "stimulus package?"

 F-ing Zero

 So why did they get all those billions?
 Whose money is that, HappyCrack?
 Why do the super-rich get our Social Security money?
 To prop up the Illegal Oil Puppet for another four years?

 bartcopradio@yahoo.com  is now a valid address.
 That's what I need - another mailbox to check!
 Please send all BCR stuff to that address.

 Moon Shadow
 The Rev, Bush & North Korea
  by Wayne Masden

  Click  Here

 For twenty years, Sun Myung Moon's main policy laundering enterprise for his incessant
 influence-peddling has been The Washington Times, the money-losing newspaper he owns
 outright through New World Communications, Inc., the paper's parent publishing company.

 Moon launched The Washington Times in 1982, just a few years after one of Moon's associates,
 Tongsun Park, was indicted for paying bribes to a number of U.S. politicians. The paper, which
 has a dearth of advertising revenue, has lost more than $1 billion dollars since its inception.
 Nevertheless, it has become a powerful conservative voice throughout Republican ranks.
 In 1996, former President Bush, who has taken millions of dollars in speaking fees from Moon,
 spoke before a Moon audience in Argentina and declared Moon to be a "man of vision."
 Bush 41, who could never really grasp the "vision thing," decided Moon had it.

 The Moonies have been in bed with the B.F.E.E. for years.
 I don't think the Moonies should be writing America's foreign policy - do you?


“The UN thinks Clinton is the smartest guy alive on the planet today.
  They have such respect for his intellect and brain, they think he’s a Mensa member.
  They don't think that, of course, of Bush.”
   --Rush Limbaugh, finally getting one right

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“When liberals make fun of us, it's not for what we believe.
  They’ll say Reagan is senile, Bush is stupid, or I'm fat,
   but that's the best they have.”
    -- The vulgar Pigboy, back to lying again.

 Rush, what about October Surprise?
 Reagan and Bush illegally made a secret deal with terrorists to win the 1980 election.
 What about Iran-Contra, stealing missles and then selling them to Islamic Jihad?
 What about Bush's secret number of arrests?
 What about Bush hiding Reagan's presidential papers?
 Bush said, "I trust the American people, Gore doesn't"
 What about the pardon Bush used to bury the truth about his presidential crimes?
 What about the fifteen year old who got an abortion paid for by Bush?
 What about Saint Reagan being a rapist?

 We have LOTS more than Bush is stupid, Pigboy.

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