"Even for a man who has made some of the stupidest,
most ill-advised, poorly thought out and badly
constructed off the cuff comments ever uttered
by a high ranking government official, this was way
over the line. For George Bush to declare that "we
have sufficient forces" in place to handle any
armed threat from Iraqi insurrectionists so "bring
them on" is so lacking in common sense, so
of compassion for those effected by the statement,
so willful a display of ignorance of how such a
comment will be interpreted by both foe and
friend alike that it can be considered nothing but indisputable
evidence that he is by temperament and intellect
grotesquely unsuited for the office. For a man who has
never heard a shot fired in anger to stand
in a public forum and deliberately goad others to take violent
action against the men and women he is directly
responsible for is an abomination. How dare he be so callous?
How dare he be so hypocritical? How dare he
be so stupid?"
--Mike Shannon Mr
President, how dare you?
I appreciate Mr Shannon's comments, but
how can he be surprised that
the stupidest politician in American history would
say something really stupid?
a decorated war hero, and I'm smart, ...not stupid, ...not like they
Said to Be Saddam Airs on Arab TV
CIA does their usual, "might be him, might not be..."
A man claiming to be Saddam said in a tape aired
on Al-Jazeera on Friday that he is
in Iraq directing attacks on Americans and he urged
Iraqis to help the resistance.
"They aim to destroy Iraq, and what they called the
WMD was just a cover for their plans,"
said the man claiming to be Saddam. "I ask the
invaders, where are these WMDs?"
This is really, really bad news for Bush.
If Saddam was half the torturing, maiming monster Bush claimed that he
was, the country will
stay in shambles if there's a chance Saddam is coming back to continue
his reign of terror.
Remember, Poppy Bush asked them to rise up against Saddam, but Schwarztkopf
allowed Saddam the use of his helicopter gunships, which allowed him to
murder crowds at will.
Even though Bush can't seem to master this complicated phrase,
I'll bet even the Iraqis know what "Fool me twice,
shame on me," means.
How can the B.F.E.E. steal Iraq's oil when...
Palm Bay man
has eye for detail
On May 25, while scanning the Air Force Defense
Meteorological Satellite Program images
pipelined into his desktop from 450 miles in orbit,
Hank Brandli skidded at a nighttime photo
of Iraq. It looked familiar. But not exactly.
Brandli retrieved another DMSP image he'd archived
from May 3. He compared the two.
The most recent photo showed a blazing corridor
of light running the length of Kuwait,
south to north, all the way to the Iraqi border.
The image wasn't there on May 3.
"It's going right up to Iraq's oil fields," says
the retired Air Force colonel from his home in Palm Bay.
"I think we're in bed with Kuwait. I think we're pumping
oil out of Iraq to pay for this war."
Is this what it seems to be?
build a secret pipeline in record time so
the B.F.E.E. could skim millions of barrels?
Would evil men kill innocent women and children
for uncountable billions of stolen oil dollars?
as hot as it seems at first glance?
Has the BFEE
press turn their heads and help Bush
oil, ...if that's what this is?
The newswires aren't running this story.
They continue to protect the Oil Thief.
Of War and
the Bush Family Wars
by Christian Dewar
During World War 11, Americans had been blind-sided
at Pearl Harbor and fascism threatened our way of life.
We were united against our common foe. Correspondents
like Ernie Pyle lived in the trenches and foxholes
alongside our troops. Pyle was beloved by our nation
because he risked his life and lived with the same deprivations
in the field as the soldiers. Citizens relied on
his reports to understand what life was like for their loved ones. It was said
that he covered a "democracy at war". He was killed
by a Japanese sniper in the South Pacific. Aging veterans still make
the pilgrimage to his home to pay homage to the man
who told their stories.
"ABC has permanently removed conservative talk-show
host Michael Weiner-Savage from its New York
flagship station WABC-AM after Savage failed
to come to an agreement with KSFO, the ABC-owned
talk-radio station in San Francisco. Mark Masters,
CEO of Talk Radio Network, which syndicates Savage's
radio show, accused "ABC senior management
-- not WABC management" of attempting to use the New York
outlet as leverage in the San Francisco negotiations.
Savage abruptly halted the negotiations in the Bay Area by
jumping to a rival station, KNEW, where he
began broadcasting on Monday. The brouhaha has occurred while
Savage is launching a new talk show on MSNBC,
which airs on Saturdays, and fends off mounting attacks by
black and gay-rights activists who have accused
him of fostering hate crimes and who have demanded that the
MSNBC show be canceled."
--Movie/TV News, http://us.imdb.com/StudioBrief/
Y'know, this Weiner dude is such a piece of immoral shit, you have to
wonder if Rush
hired him to make it seem like the vulgar Pigboy wasn't the most vile bastard
in all of radio.
Saw it on
"But what is the fuss with bartcop anyways?
Everyone seems to worship this site, and
I do even link it from my own.
But find something there?
Not on your life.
He may appeal to others, but I rarely go there.
There is just too much Garbage there
for me to invest my efforts.
There are so many blogs that offer real content
from line one.
Why should I hunt around among a page that
is 90% blank space?"
Illegal Mining Operation in Liberia
Rev. Robertson is not troubled or concerned at
all about doing business with President Taylor, a man
widely known for "fueling the violence in Sierra
Leone" and "actively supporting the RUF at all levels."
Taylor is a known menace to his people as well
as a danger to his neighbors in the West African sub-region.
The heinous atrocities he inflicted upon the Liberian
people are well documented, yet Pat Robertson claims
to "have no knowledge of the activities in Liberia
during its bitter civil war."
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"The people who are regarded as moral luminaries
are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves
and find compensation in interfering with the
pleasures of others."
--Bertrand Russell, Attribution
"I told you,
just a few times to get in to Skull and Bones, so stop asking..."
Nancy Grace, (part Rush, part Doctor Laura,) has given her personal
guarantee for many months
that Mark Geragos is certainly mentally unhinged because, "he's
so desperate to free this obviously
guilty madman and murderer, that he's crazily
trying to use the Satanic cult defense."
Nevermind that Colorado and Utah are both having
Both states say they are finding dead cats that
have had organs surgically removed.
I don't know much about cats and cults, but if
I was Nancy Grace, I'd dial back
the personal guarantees until I had a shred
of evidence on which to base them.
So I'm watching Greta last night, the fairest star on FOX News, and
she said this Satanic cult
business was in police notes that were handed over to Geragos when
he took the case.
This isn't Mark's theory - it's a police theory, and always has been.
So, for months, Nancy the Unloved has been screaming "liar and fraud" at
when it turns out the facts (Nancy is unfamiliar with those) are that the
cops came up
with the Satanic cult theory, and handed it to Geragos, who then said, "...Satanic
THAT has been Geragos's involvement in satanic cults. Just like
Rush, just like Laura the Hag,
wild theories were fabricated and broadcast that haven't even the slimmest
of basis in fact,
but when did that ever stop a whore from making big money by fabricating
that the willing-to-be-lied-to public wants to hear?
The cops are unable to come up with a cause of death for Laci.
The idiot cops, who have already announced they want Scott Peterson
put to death,
because of the "mountain of evidence" they
have proving his guilt, can't even come up
with a cause of death, they have no murder weapon and they
don't even have a crime scene.
The poor bastards can't even come up with a motive, because Scott
had no record of
ever hitting or harassing Laci, as a murdering spouse almost always does.
I've never done a murder trial, and I'm not even an attorney, but I
think I could get
Peterson off now that Mark has shined some light on these bungling Keystone
In the old days, you had to have a shred of evidence to convict a white
man, and the
Modesto cops are ready to inject Peterson for being a callous cheater that
screwed this case long, deep, wide and repeatedly.
Geragos has proven to my satisfaction (and maybe the judge's) that the
listened in on Scott's calls to his attorneys, which tells me they could've
exclupatory evidence that could free him because, "...we
all know he's guilty."
Just ask Nancy Grace.
plus the ones we missed because
Bush Sr. pardoned his partners
before they had a chance to
tell their stories in court
The original pilot for Charlie's Angel was produced in 1976.
The story for the pilot was a cheating second wife who schemed with
the winemaster of her husband's
winery to murder him and hide his body in the swamp on the back 40, always
a smooth move.
The hunk next store was played by Tommy Lee Jones
The Angels get involved when the daughter from the first marriage was
a week away from possibly inheriting
ownership of the winery, and the burial place of her "missing" father.
To trick them into moving the body
and therefore incriminating themselves, Bosley the Eunuch dropped by and
said he represented a crooked
energy company called, "Exxo Oil," and
they wanted to buy the land before the end of the week.
Shortening a 2-hour pilot, they put a gun to Bosley's head and said
to get lost, and Bosley told the kidnappers,
"You don't know who you're dealing with - these
Exxo guys. They're very powerful - they topple governments."
Just to make it sweeter, they brought in a fourth buyer, some Iranian
oil mobsters who worked closely with "Exxo."
I thought I was gonna die!
while secretly and illegally making deals with powerful Iranian mobsters.
...and it was directed by William
It wasn't as on-the-mark as this year's 24 but
this was filmed four years before Bush toppled America's
legal government by making a secret and illegal deal with Iranian mobsters
Who said Charlie's Angels was all T & A?
There are a lot of strange people out there.
As you may remember, I went to the doctor Thursday, and I ran into
some unexpected pain that
caused an unexpected physical reaction, so I wrote about it because it
seemed like a good story.
(Plus, I got to use my O'Reilly spin joke)
It was not meant as my personal challenge to create the International
Contest of Excruciating Pain.
I'm getting the weirdest letters from the strangest people.
"So, Mr Smart Ass sees himself as the 'King of Pain?' What
you went through was nothing!
Nothing, do you hear me? You big
pussy! You went through nothing, you big baby!
Back in college, my body started growing an
extra head twice a week, and each time they cut
the extra head off my shoulders, they did it
without any sissy-ass pain shots and I had to hear
the head scream each time they cut it off, ...it,
...it had ...my voice, which creeped me out,
so why don't you take your puny-ass, low-threshold
for pain and take it straight to hell?"
Remember, this is fan mail...
I went back and reread the story, and Koresh as my witness, I couldn't
find the line where I said I was the
baddest mother-effer on the planet, and that nobody has ever or could ever
be the man I was when I hit my
pain high bar last Thursday, because I'm so much better than anyone in
60 countries who might be reading this..
So we've set up a new hot line at 1-800-GIV-AFUK.
If you have a medical horror story, that proves you're better than me,
call 1-800-GIV-AFUK. and we'll
compile the 25 ugliest "I'm better than Bart" entries
and have a Pain Off on BartCop Radio.
WMD scandal lead to Impeachment?
by Ted Rall
Bush lied about the weapons of mass destruction.
He lied to us, the United Nations, and the soldiers
he sent to die in Iraq. Bush's apologists
defend his attempts to sell this obscene war as mere spin,
but claiming certain knowledge of something that
doesn't exist is hardly a question of emphasis.
It's time to stop wondering where the WMDs are.
Even if nukes and gases and anthrax turn up in
prodigious quantities, it won't matter. Proof of
Bush's perfidy, unlike his accusations that Saddam
had something to do with 9/11, is irrefutable.
Before he ordered U.S. forces to kill and maim
tens of thousands of innocent Iraqi soldiers and civilians,
Bush and Co. repeatedly maintained that they had
absolute proof that Saddam Hussein still possessed WMDs.
"There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons
of mass destruction," Dick Cheney said in August.
In January, Ari Fleisher said: "We know for a fact
that there are weapons there." WMDs; not a "WMD program"
as they now refer to it.WMDs--not just indications
of possible, or probable, WMDs.
Channel pissed me off
She loves the Travel Channel.
That's how we started watching poker games - go figure.
For the Fourth, the Travel Channel was doing Top Ten this & thats.
For supper they ran their Top Ten American Patriotic Places.
They had the usual, Mount Rushmore, The Liberty Bell, Arlington Cemetary, where
GOP once accused Clinton of presiding over "the
selling of the graves at Arlington, our most
sacred hallowed ground," for
massive campaign contributions, and like with everything, it was
just another example of the right-wing media monopoly yanking their press
But the Number One Most Patriotic Place in America is now, ...Ground
Zero in downtown New York,
where the World Trade Centers once stood when the Unelected Idiot went
on another month-long vacation.
The CIA and FBI told Bush something BIG was coming, but the lazy bastard
instead of doing the job he spent $400,000,000 to steal - and the press
forgives him so people aren't reminded.
They tried that shit on Clinton, too.
Remember the bombing at the LA Airport?
Remember the horrific bombings as the millenium turned?
Remember the bombing of the tunnels in New York?
No, you don't, because they didn't f-ing happen!
Clinton did his job abd stopped terrorism on American soil, where he had
Clinton was smart and earned his job and worked 80 hour weeks at it.
The most patriotic place in America is the wound we suffered when Stole-his-way-to-power
let it happen?
That makes me sick.
If only there was an opposition party to the Republicans, we might find
out why those 3,000 people died,
but it's just not worth it to the Democrats to come to work.
for sign from God, gets a big one
A member of the First Baptist Church said a guest
evangelist was preaching
repentance and seeking a sign from God when lightning
struck the steeple.
Ronnie Cheney called the incident "awesome,
Cheney said the lightning traveled through the
microphone, blew out the
sound system and enveloped the preacher, who wasn't
Subject: sexual harassment
What are your views on sexual harassment, obstructing
justice, and asking people to lie in court---
Oh, I mean other than when Clinton did it.
Since you know that Clinton was not impeached for
sexual harassment, dont you see your feeling about
it as being nothing more than dishonest.
Dude, if those are questions, ever consider using these? --> ?????
Clinton wasn't sued for sexual harassment.
He was sued because he was a wildly popular Democrat and the GOP hates
Don't you know anything about The Arkansas Project?
Or Ken Starr preparing Paula's affidavits?
Or Ken Starr being David Hale's lawyer?
Or Susan Carp McMillian refusing to let Paula settle?
This was never about justice, or sexual assault or any of that.
This was strictly politics - from start to finish.
The entire reason Clinton was harrassed is so they could put him under
and ask 100,000 questions about his penis, and hope to Christ something
You sure should, because how else would you take
that vantage point. Your not dumb, right?
So, you do know that, according to the law, Clinton
commited crimes against Paula Jones--
misuse of power, fraud, sexual harassment.
No, the exact opposite is true.
The courts ruled that Paula's suit was without merit - completely.
Think for yourself and stop going to Carville.
Yeah, that's right. Me and James are tighter than twin bothers.
I call him when I get stuck and he tells me what to say.
Your site is starting to look like you never went
past eighth grade for god sakes!
Damn, you're talking like a man who wants a piece of me in the debate
Am I reading your false bravado right?
I will at least tell you, your miscreant, retread
followers surely wont ever bother--they will tune out.
I predict that will start happening soon if you
dont start being a hell of a lot more honest in your supposed proclamations.
Dude, if I ever try to mislead anyone, I expect you to point that out.
So far, you've got nothing.
Hey, everybody. It's Steve, the resident BartCop sports geek.
Slow sports month? Only if you're an isolationist.
There's Wimbledon, soccer, and some bicycle race about to start
Check out BartCopSports for analysis of the Tour de France.
Oh, and I used Wimbledon as an excuse to post pictures
of the Russian tennis babes. I'm not above that.
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Declaration of Independence for 2003
Ourselves in the Flag: Slideshow
Thanks to Joe Citizen
After 9-11, Americans wouldn't use the flag to sell, ...detergent,
Thanks to the Supreme Court,
Paul Harvey can come out of the closet.
11:30 the morning of July 4th, I saw Bush give a speech in Ohio where
credit for the Wright Brother's first flight and then blamed all plane
crashes on Clinton.
The camera puppets Rove set up behind Bush were squeeling with delight
at every applause line.
President Bloody: "All
of the people of the world deserve to have freedom."
Camera Puppets: "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He's
the best president America ever had!"
Pam Anderson came in second, plus ...sex in a canoe
Clinton lied about sex, and the media created entire
television networks to supply gasoline
to keep that "important story" burning for years
and years, finally leading to that fake impeachment.
Bush lied, and 200 brave men lost their lives
for no discernable reason, and the networks all agree
that Bush is the "greatest president in history," and
the elected Democrats agree and support him 100%.
Bush's Iraq talking points center on human rights,
African flyover shows his rhetoric has no meaning.
By Arianna Huffington July
With Saddam's WMD as difficult to find as Saddam
himself, Bush's Iraq talking points now center on the
humanitarian upside of having ousted the Butcher
of Baghdad. His speeches are liberally peppered with
mentions of "mass graves" and "torture chambers" and
encomiums to "freeing the people of Iraq." He has
all but doused himself in the sweet-smelling scent
of human rights and put on an Amnesty International T-shirt.
If we buy his new argument that ending humanitarian
crises through military force is good foreign policy, then how
can he justify embarking on his first trip to sub-Saharan
Africa next week without including on his itinerary Congo
and Liberia? His five-day visit will include Senegal,
Botswana, Uganda, Nigeria and South Africa -- but not the
absurdly named Democratic Republic of Congo, site
of what one African expert has labeled "the worst
humanitarian situation on the entire face of the
I would think that a president who was willing
to send 200,000 U.S. troops to Iraq because of Hussein's
mass graves might want to check out firsthand the
20 mass graves recently unearthed in Congo, freshly filled
with close to 1,000 victims of genocidal massacres.
There's your casus belli right there. That is, if there is any
substance to this new Bush doctrine that evil dictators
who abuse their own people must be deposed, by force
if necessary, even if they pose no imminent threat
to the U.S.
If you're a Salon subscriber, there's more at Click Here.
"The only wish for the people now is the return of
Saddam. The people
here love Saddam because from the time we opened
our eyes, he was
doing good to us. He never harmed us like the
-- Faik Madina, 50 miles north of Baghdad, Attacks
By Iraqis Growing Bolder
Have you ever seen a fuckup like George W Bush in your whole life?.
Lies and Drugs and Videos
"After two months in Iraq, how many of these weapons
have been found? ...maybe Bush was and is lying.
These people have been lying to the UN, lying to
its partners in the international community, lying to the Russian Federation,
lying to its institutions, lying to its people.
These people have been lying through their teeth, because the regime knew that
Saddam constituted a danger neither to the USA,
nor to the UK, nor to their allies, nor to anyone else.
This attack was ...a violation of the norms of
This attack was a set-up, a frame-up, right from
...while Democrats hide
BartCop Radio now works for me.
The first couple were kinds lame, but they got
I think you got the hang of it now.
Keep it up.
Deficit mugs and shirts!
Give to your snotty GOP brother in law.
Show him what a genius Clinton
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"This Fourth of July, 9.4 million unemployed
Americans don't need to see
any more political fireworks from the
administration. They need to see real job creation."
-- Charlie Rangel, (D-New York) GOP
warns against 'praying for failure'"
Hey, GOP, ...warn this.
video exposing the Carlyle Group
Note: first 90 seconds in Dutch, the rest is in English
Marty's E! page
Michael 'Savage' Weiner has been dropped from WABC in NYC
The hot dog king didn't break a record this year
J. Lo wants a former employee to repay 5 years of wages plus 10%
Arnold bad-mouthing Gray Davis in Iraq
And, something new on Sunday. .
quid pro quo
Poland, which has sent troops to support the
US-led forces in Iraq,
has acknowledged its "ultimate objective" is to
acquire supplies of Iraqi oil.
The Polish Foreign Minister, Wlodzimierz Cimoszewicz,
said his country had
never disguised the fact that it sought direct
access to the oilfields.
He was speaking as a group of Polish firms signed
a deal with Halliburton.
So, that's how Bush got Poland on board the "Coalition
of the bribed?"
He guaranteed them - "Either
sign with Halliburton or no fucking oil for you dumb pollocks!"
We spent years chasing Clinton
over a failed land deal,
while the B.F.E.E. is raking
in billions over the 9-11 attacks
that wiped out 3,000 people,
that wiped out our economy,
that wiped out our life savings,
that wiped out our rights?
"Me and Osama
we're actually never all that close..."
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"Our nation is still at war."
-- Cowboy "President," Wright-Patterson AFB, July
No, no, no, no, no...
The Cowboy Monkey declared, "Mission Accomplished" on
He's been lying to us and killing our men in uniform to boost his sagging
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