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"He said what he said. ... I'm sure he's not the only one that feels that way,
 but it's somewhat shocking to actually hear that on national TV.
 An apology would do no good because he obviously thought about it before he said it."

 He said Limbaugh's comments about his race were out of bounds
 and added that someone on the show should have taken him on.

"I'm not pointing at anyone, but someone should have said it.
  I wouldn't have cared if it was the cameraman."
    -- Donovan McNabb, responding to the racist filth the vulgar Pigboy spewed last Sunday.
 
 

 That underlined part?
 Clearly, that's aimed right at Michael Irvin, who, years ago, had a little fire in him.
 Is Michael Irvin so rich that he's a Rush Limbaugh ditto-monkey?

 That remark, "I wouldn't have cared if it was the cameraman..."
 He's saying "I can't believe they'd just sit there and not respond to that racist filth."

 This is exactly what ABC/ESPN wanted.
 They wanted controversy, so they can make more money selling ads.
 They want people to tune in next Sunday to see what the racist bastard will say next.

  "This isn't my fault - Clinton made me take illegal drugs"
 

  Click  Here

  Excerpt::
 Republican race-baiter Rush Limbaugh resigned from ESPN on Wednesday night,
 three days after he told black quarterback Donovan McNabb to take the bone out of his nose.

"Therefore, I have decided to resign. I appreciate the opportunity to be
  a part of the show and wish all the best to those who make it happen."

 Horseshit!
 He's been a hueueuege (pun intended) NFL fan for decades.
 He said doing pro football commentary was his life's dream!
 Trust me, Rush isn't political at all.  He never voted for Reagan - that's how political he is.
 The only reason he got into politics is because he saw, rather adroitly I might add,
 how easily the stupid and naive knuckledragging conservative cavemen could be misled
 Every time Rush said, "Hillary is a cold-blooded murderer," the money flood swamped him,
 so he kept fabricating crap like that and eventually, he started to believe his own bullshit-cum-hype.

 Pigboy - fired for being a Nazi, racist SOB.

 ha ha

 What's the difference between Hitler and Rush?
 Hitler never even heard of McNabb!

 First that vulgar Weiner person was fired, and now the vulgar Pigboy.
 Is the world starting to wake up?
 Are we taking our first steps back towards sanity?

 Pigboy, that was a really, really stupid thing you did.
 You thought you could bring your racist hatred into the spotlight?
 You thought the nation would buy your race baiting like your listeners do?

 ha ha

 Looks like somebody's been reading  bartcop.com:
"ESPN knew what it was getting when they hired Rush Limbaugh,"  league VP Joe Browne said.

 I can't swear I said it first, but I said it before I heard anyone else say it.
 Hey Pigboy, you know what?
 No matter what happens, the first paragraph of your obituary will always and forever be,
"The vulgar Pigboy, who was fired at ESPN for being a nasty Nazi prick, died today."

 ha ha

 Right now, the vulgar Pigboy is at his mansion, crying.
"They all hate me, Marta - they ALL do... Boo, hoo, hoo...  You're all I've got left,"
 to which Marta replies, "Who is "we?" You got a mouse in your pocket, Pigboy?
 I can't stay married to a Nazi pig - You're moving out, and take the Luger with you."

 ha ha
 
 

 Pigboy, it could only have been better if it happened sooner, or on my birthday.

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"There's a lot of us who'd like to see him campaign.
  Dennis Miller is at the cutting edge of biting political commentary."
   --Rob Stutzman, spokesman for Musclehead Attribution

  Problem is, Miller doesn't know the facts.
 

 "Smarts isn't everything..."

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Given the obvious conflict of interest, however, it should be an independent counsel,
  and not you, who exercises such discretion."
    -- Orrin Hatch (R-Kinky Sex) to Janet Reno

"The preliminary investigation of Gore represents progress, however slight. Appointment of an
  independent counsel to investigate both the president and the vice president is inevitable.
  The longer her delay in doing this, the longer it will take to get answers the American people deserve."
    -- Henry Hyde, with another man's wife sitting on his lap

"At some point questions must be answered, if only to build confidence that a rigorous investigation
  is underway and that Justice isn't merely circling the wagons to defend the White House."
   -- Trent  Lott (R-Racist Pig)
 

 They KNEW their witchhunt would come back to haunt them, but they hated Clinton so much, they framed him.

 Now the shoe's on the other foot and they claim there's "no need" to have serious felony investigated, but when it was
 Clinton's sex life, they said that was the most important thing in the world.  The GOP pulled FBI agents off the hunt
 for Osama to chase Arkansas girls all the way to fucking Japan because they HAD to get Clinton.

 Thank you, Orrin Hatch, for sending those FBI agents to Akansas.

 Thank you, Henry Hyde, for looking for me inside Clinton's zipper.

 Thank you, Trent Lott, for keeping America's attention on Monica, not terrorism.

  Thank you, Newt Gingrich, for keeping impeaching Clinton while you were banging your secretary.

  Thank you, Tom Delay, for the partisan bickering that gave us our chance to attack.

  Thank you, Supreme Court, for installing a lazy and stupid president that we could outwit

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“Let’s just say that this was a war just for oil. Why not go to war for oil? We need oil.
  What do Hollywood celebrities think fuels their jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered?
  Now that we have liberated Iraq and uncovered the torture chambers, the rape rooms...
  the world has seen this was never a war for oil.”
    --Ann Coulter, infecting the Boy Scout Rally at Berkmar High School, Attribution
 

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Six women who came into contact with Arnold Schwarzenegger on movie sets, in studio offices
 and in other settings over the last three decades say he touched them in a sexual manner without their consent.

 In interviews with the Los Angeles Times, three of the women described their surprise and discomfort
 when Schwarzenegger grabbed their breasts. A fourth said he reached under her skirt and grabbed her buttocks.

 A fifth woman said Schwarzenegger groped her and tried to remove her bathing suit in a hotel elevator.
 A sixth said Schwarzenegger pulled her onto his lap and asked whether a certain sexual act had ever been performed on her.
 

 ha ha

 Just my damn luck.
 You wait YEARS for stuff this good to fall into your lap, then, in one 24 hour period,
the vulgar Pigboy gets fired,
the vulgar Pigboy fingered in drug ring,
Musclehead's near-rapes are clearly put on the record by the LA Times
and the Unelected Pinhead has a traitor on his payroll.

 ha ha

 Fuck it - I'll be gracious and accept it.

 Seen on last night's #bartcop live chat room
"I hear Peggy Noonan used to date Scott Peterson."

 Is this true?
 Can anybody confirm?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush's detractors despise him viscerally, as a man. Where working-class populists see him as a smug,
 effeminate frat boy who wouldn't recognize a hard day's work if it kicked him in his self-satisfied ass,
 intellectuals see a simian-faced idiot unqualified to mow his own lawn, much less lead the free world.
 Another group, which includes me, is more patronizing than spiteful. I feel sorry for the dude; he looks
 so pathetic, so out of his depth, out there under the klieg lights, squinting, searching for nouns and verbs,
 looking like he's been snatched from his bed and beamed in, and is still half asleep, not sure where he is.
 Each speech looks as if Bush had been beamed from his bed fast asleep. And he's willfully ignorant.
 On Fox News, Bush admits that he doesn't even read the newspaper: "I glance at the headlines just to
 kind of [sic] a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are
 probably read [sic] the news themselves." All these takes on Bush boil down to the same thing:
 The guy who holds the launch codes isn't smart enough to know that's he's stupid. And that's scary.

 Bush is guilty of a single irredeemable act so heinous and anti-American that Nixon's corruption and
 Reagan's intellectual inferiority pale by comparison. No matter what he does, Democrats and
 Republicans who love their country more than their party will never forgive him for it.

 Bush stole the presidency.
 
 

 If you only read one column this week, read this one.

 Subject: The Secrets Clark Kept

 The point of this article was simply that clark's interview statements during the war as
 a commentator prior to running for president and after are different and that it is some
 cause for concern.  (Which i do believe is, as it speaks to the character of a man.)

 However (as a Bartcop reader, a M.W.O. reader, and a freaking zillion others) I don't
 doubt the statements by Clark that the author at the Village Voice highlighted which were,

"As I went back through the Pentagon in November 2001, one of the senior military staff
 officers had time for a chat. Yes, we were still on track for going against Iraq, he said.
 But there was more. This was being discussed as part of a five-year campaign plan, he said,
 and there were a total of seven countries, beginning with Iraq, then Syria, Lebanon, Libya,
 Iran, Somalia, and Sudan." Clark adds, "I left the Pentagon that afternoon deeply concerned."

 Keep up the good work, bro.

 Ryan
 

 Ryan, I'm ineffective at making my point.
 What I meant was - this is old news.
 Bush has been screaming "Line them up, we'll take them all on," since 9-11.
 Hell, they went to Clinton with this plan in 1995 - he told them, "No."

 Clark could probably learn more about what the BFEE is up to by reading  bartcop.com
 than dropping by the Pentagon, then spilling the beans to Wolf Blitzer about rumors he heard.

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"The Republican party has gone through a desperate search to find someone who is remotely credible
  -- they've looked at everybody and everything and they couldn't find anybody, so they're looking at
  bringing in the circus. I think the public has always registered how they feel about Dennis Miller,
  and that's why he got booted off 'Monday Night Football.'"
    --Roy Behr, a spokesman for Barbara Boxer Attribution
 

 "We have football in Texas..."

 Rush Limbaugh Tuesday said, regarding the outing of Valery Plame as a CIA agent:

"There are a lot of Clinton people around in various departments of the administration.
  It's not inconceivable that Bill and Hillary can push a couple of buttons or pull a couple
  of strings and get this leaked. You just never know."

 The "Blame Clinton" movement reaches it's logical extreme.
 Next up:
How Clinton pushed through Bush's massive and irresponsible tax cuts against Bush's will!
Irrefutable evidence that Clinton hung the "Mission Accomplished" banner on the Abraham Lincoln!
And finally, the pretzel that nearly choked Bush to death?  Left behind in Clinton's snack drawer!

 Ricky Z

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"Retribution is their method.
  They go after the people they don't like.
  Wilson's a good example of it."
    --Jay Rockefeller, Senate Intelligence ranking Democrat,  Attribution
 
 

 "Kill that son of a bitch..."

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Talk-radio titan Rush Limbaugh is being investigated for allegedly buying thousands
 of addictive painkillers from a black-market drug ring. The moralizing motormouth was
 turned in by his former housekeeper - who says she was Limbaugh's pill supplier for four years.

 Wilma Cline, 42, says Limbaugh was hooked on the potent prescription drugs OxyContin,
 Lorcet and hydrocodone - and went through detox twice.

"There were times when I worried," Cline told the National Enquirer, which broke the story
 in an edition being published today. "All these pills are enough to kill an elephant - never mind a man."

 ha ha

 Make them stop!
 Are we going to set an all-time record for hits today?

 ha ha

 Vulgar Pigboy going to prison?

 Wilma Cline, Pigboy's servant, said she wore a wire during her last two
 deliveries to the conservative commentator and gave the tapes to authorities.

 Oh, just f-ing pinch me, this couldn't BE any better,
 This is more fun than a private concert by Jimmy Page, Bono and Shirley.
 Well, maybe it's almost as good as that.

 In June 2002, Limbaugh told her he was going to New York for detox a second time.

 After he returned, "I went to talk to him, and he cried a little bit," she said.
 "He told me that if it ever got out, he would be ruined."

 She claimed that a lawyer for Limbaugh gave her a payoff - $80,000 he owed her,
 plus another $120,000 - and asked her to destroy the computer that contained the E-mail records.

 ha ha

 CNN reports Rush was taking up to 100 pills per day.  Unless he was sending Wilma to the dealer every day,
 he must have been buying hundreds or thousands of pills at a time, and that's a major felony in Florida.

 Will Florida give him a pass, like they gave Job's daughter?
 Will Job sign a law saying illegal pills are legal at The Pigboy mansion?

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 According to the numbers I've seen, the projected budget deficitsfor this year is
 $416 billion, excluding Social Security. That's a loss of at least $1 billion dollars a day.

 In just over two years in office, Bush has done more damage to the United States
 than all presidents before him. Our country is being looted, and we stand here
 waving our flags.  We are a nation in deep denial.
     Marc Perkel, as quoted in the new Playboy Magazine

"I am unaware of any investigation by any authorities involving me.
 No governmental representative has contacted me directly or indirectly.
 If my assistance is required in the future, I will, of course, cooperate fully."
   -Rush Limbaugh
 

 So, Rush isn't aware of an investigation?
 I guess not, since they tend to not tell you - lest you destroy evidence.
 Now, check out what that statement didn't say:

"I am unaware of any drug use of any kind. I have never taken any drug
  that wasn't prescribed by my doctor.  I have never purchased illegal drugs
  or have I ever asked anybody to purchase illegal drugs for me."

 Boy, the vulgar Pigboy's having some kind of bad day, eh?

 Subject: Hey, Mr. Shapiro, what if it was a Jew?

 Let's  recast Rush's comment slightly:

"I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous
  that a Jewish quarterback do well," Limbaugh said. "There is a little hope invested in Fiedler, and he
  got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve. The defense carried this team."

 Limbaugh didn't back down from his comments during his syndicated radio talk show Wednesday.

"All this has become the tempest that it is because I must have been right about something," Limbaugh said.
"If I wasn't right, there wouldn't be this cacophony of outrage that has sprung up in the sports writer community."

 ESPN executive vice president Mark Shapiro came to the conservative Limbaugh's defense.
 Mr. Shapiro, would you really still defend him if he'd made this comment about Jewish quarterbacks?
 Dump the jerk!

 John F

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Fed up with his constant 'stepping out' on her, the gorgeous ebony Oscar winner
 decided to see what was behind Curtain Number Three," her spokesman said.

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"Sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself.
  He is a very vengeful God. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago.
  He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes.
  Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad...
  God gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry,
  so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears that give God his great power."
    -- Struck dead by lightning before he could give his name

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"Spike, if you're going to do that, let's complete the education experience.
  You should tell them that they should loot the theater, and then blow it up on their way out."
    -- the vulgar racist Pigboy, attacking Spike Lee in 1992, on his now-defunct TV show, expressing
        his ire when Spike Lee urged that black schoolchildren get off from school to see his film Malcolm X:

 Subject: A drop in the ocean

 I'm glad bush might finally be exposed but, what's really sad is that the Plame outing is being
 called "the Presidents biggest scandal."   It's a drop in the ocean compared to the War in Iraq
 where thousands have been killed and our country's reputation has been tarnished.

 Hopefully this is the straw that breaks the camels back (or maybe the tip of the iceberg that
 just broke off of the ice shelf due to the global warming that bush denies?) and the main stream
 media will finally have the balls to expose the rest of the atrocities.
 Keep up the good work guys.

 Mike
 

 Mike, excellent point.
 Potentially endangering the life of one person is nothing next to getting 313 men killed.

 Man Behind the Furor
 Wilson: Envoy With an Independent Streak

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Even though the White House has said Rove wasn't involved, Wilson made clear yesterday that
  he has no intention of backing off from his assertion that Rove at least condoned someone's making
 telephone calls to reporters about his wife. He said he took a call from a reporter who quoted Rove
 as saying: "Joe Wilson's wife is fair game."

 Wilson said he and his wife have attended the same Episcopal church as Rove. Wilson quoted Valerie
 as saying, "Perhaps the next time we are taking communion I should introduce myself so he can see
 that I have a face and a name other than 'fair game.' "
 

 Yeah, it figures thsat Rove is a good, church going man.

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"Journalists should apply a civil disobedience test: Does the public good outweigh the wrong
  that you're doing? In a case where you are risking someone's life, potentially, or putting
  someone in danger, you have to decide what is the public good you are accomplishing.
  Because you have the freedom to publish doesn't mean it's necessarily the right thing to do."
       --Tom Rosenstiel, upset that Rove (R-Going to Jail?) wanted this leaked   Attribution

 Heard a myth about Wesley Clark?

 http://clarkmyths.com/

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 A high school student has the right to wear a T-shirt to school with the Bush's face
 and the words "International Terrorist" on the front, a federal judge ruled.

 Quotes
"The NAACP should have riot  rehearsal.
  They should get a liquor store and practice robberies."
  -- the vulgar racist Pigboy, attacking the NAACP for associating with black Americans

 Subject:  Lazy blacks

 Dear ESPN,

 Hey, do you guys think Dante Culpepper is really hurt or just another lazy black guy?
 What about Vick?

 I think a white QB, with a good white work ethic, would play with broken bones.
 It seems like the black guys just want to sit around on the sidelines all the time.

 Of course, the liberal media will never address it.
 Maybe Rush can address it on Sunday?

(withheld)
 

 ha ha

 Quotes

"What Bush and friends are out to do is turn America into a 3rd world country.
  Its got nothing to do with business at all really, except in that you need a front, preferably a
  corporation that could have existed in the 19th century (guns, construction, metals, railroads,
  more weapons, oil, etc). Once you have the front business, then you get to work, its all about
  who you know and who slips you the cash. Free Iraqi money is the way to go nowadays. The
  government borrows the cash in the name of the American people, then slips it to your firm
  for consulting on rebuilding the country we just tore apart. Nice work if you can get it."
     --William Blaze,  http://www.abstractdynamics.org

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"We've had leaks out of:
the administrative branch,
had leaks out of the legislative branch,
and out of the executive branch and
the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently
    against them, and I want to know who the leakers are."
       - Too Stupid to be President, Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003

 Quotes

 "Many of the accusations against me about titty squeezing are not true.
  There were many women I did not molest."
     -- Musclehead, demonstrating his clarity of language and tact.

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
There are efforts this morning to take down two of the most popular men
 in entertainment -- one of whom is on the verge of becoming California's governor.

 Horseshit - they got caught.
 Nobody put race-baiting word or illegal pills in Rush's mouth, and nobody
 foirced Arnold to run his hands up the skirts of women who he had run into.

 You have to wonder whether their enemies are out to get them.

 No, Howie, you have to wonder why they did such foolish and illegal things.
 Why do you apologize for a racist druggie and a grabby, muscleheaded lout?

 The hardcore Dittoheads will undoubtedly see this as an attempt by the
 liberal establishment to take down a conservative icon.

 Horseshit - he got caught.

 The liberal establishment didn't make Rush take illegal drugs!
 Howie Kurtz should lose his job for trying to excuse Rush's illegal behavior.

 Ashcroft Is Unprintable, and Glad of It

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Ashcroft wants to explain "key facts directly to the American people" and not have to subject
 himself to "as much of a filter from people who are already invested in having a different view of it."

 Of course he does. What public official wouldn't prefer a stenographer to an interlocutor?
 Ashcroft, like the president he serves, wishes to conduct the public's business in an echo chamber.
 With aplomb and no hint of bad conscience, they practice the politics of no-politics, the politics of l'etat, c'est moi.

 Like president, like attorney general. For example, on March 6, in a rare press conference on the verge
 of war in Iraq, George W. Bush joked that the choice of which reporters would be permitted to question
 him was scripted in advance. But he did put some of the tougher-minded reporters in their place, passing
 them over as if they were overeager sixth-graders."

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 When ESPN hired Rush Limbaugh to play football analyst on their
 NFL pre-game show Countdown,many people questioned their judgment.

 ESPN said they hired Limbaugh to "... be the voice of the fan."
 And that fan is David Duke.

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
* Schwarzenegger said he would not accept special interest money, then raised millions from big business.

* Schwarzenegger painted himself as an outsider, but then he surrounded himself with insiders.

* Schwarzenegger went on Oprah to appeal to women, but he didn't include a single woman on his econ team.

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"I have to ask why the Bush administration expects the US taxpayers to finance an open-ended
  financial and military commitment to nation-building in a country that turns around and votes
  with OPEC to shake down the American consumer with higher oil prices."
     --Ed Markey, (D-MA), after an Iraqi Council member voted to cut OPEC production  Attribution

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"The president today expressed some mild curiosity as to who this felonious, treasonous leaker might be.
 Yet, he was notified of this in Bob's column on July 14.  Today is September 30. What decisive, bold actions
 did this president take on July the 15th to see that this treasonous, felonious person who had released the name
 of an undercover CIA agent in violation of the laws of the United States of America was brought to justice?"
    -- James Carville, Crossfire 9/30   (Saw it on mediawhoresonline)
 

 Isn't this prima facia proof that Bush KNOWS who the traitorous felon is and is protecting him?
 At the B.F.E.E. loyalty and secrecy is Job One, and whoever leaked this info must have done it
 with Cheney/Rove's permission - if not - why hasn't Bush been rooting out this traitor before now?
 What president does business as usual with a traitorous felon in his midst?

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"The separation between religion and politics," he has observed on many occasions, "is what Satan likes most." His gospel:
 Jesus failed because he never attained worldly power. Moon will succeed, he says, by purifying our sex-corrupted culture,
 and that includes cleaning up gays ("dung-eating dogs," as he calls them) and American women ("a line of prostitutes").
 Jews had better repent, too. (Moon claims that the Holocaust was payback for the crucifixion of Christ: "Through the
 principle of indemnity, Hitler killed 6 million Jews.") His solution is a world theocracy that will enforce proper sexual
 habits in order to bring about heaven on earth."

 What sort of proper sexual habits? According to Moon, in order to restore blood purity, very specific practices are prescribed.
 Sex before marriage is out of the question, and when sexual consummation does happen, it must adhere to very specific instructions.
 First, a photograph of Moon must be nearby, so that everything occurs under the reverend's watchful eye. After two nights of
 woman-on-top sex, the couple reverse positions, whereupon the man, according to Moon, restores dominion over Eve, via the
 proper missionary position. Then, according to the instructions attributed to the U.C.'s American Blessed Family Department,
 "after the act of love, both spouses should wipe their sexual areas with the Holy Handkerchief" --referring to the church-supplied
 washcloth -- which must "be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered or mixed up."
 

 This is the guy the B.F.E.E. is in bed with?
 This is "traditional values" Dubya?
 This is so kinky, I don't think larry Flynt would want to be involved.
 The Moonies have been paying the Bush family millions over the years to give them legitimacy,
 but they (and Bush's good puppy media) want you to think Clinton's the sex weirdo.

 Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
 Last issue it was  313,  ....this issue it's  316 They got THREE of our boys, just since yesterday.

 Soon, we'll be at 400.
 How long before we hit 600?
 How long before we hit 1000?

 Total deaths since President Frog-blaster said, "Bring 'em On":  109 112
 

Over 1,400 wounded - with many missing arms, legs and eyes.
 How much more are we willing to tolerate?

 From http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx

 Subject: some people make it too easy

 According to Limbaugh's housekeeper,
"All these pills are enough to kill an elephant - never mind a man."

 dave from joliet
 

 ha ha

 Pigboy, you deserve every bit of this.

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The creation of the Rush Limbaugh era was a move of astonishing cynicism by ESPN, a race down
 the low road in search of a buck or two, middle finger extended out the driver's side window at its best
 customers, hardcore sports fans. Knowing that any publicity is good publicity and that hiring Limbaugh
 would have tongues wagging, the network hired him knowing he'd add nothing to viewers' enjoyment
 of the games but plenty to the bottom line as the curious tuned in to see how Rush would try to shape
 the events on the field to fit his know-nothing political agenda.

 Have a good time today - that's just a suggestion...

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