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Rush IS doing a show today
Can he get away with
Sure he can - he's the vulgar Pigboy.
Myth of the Lib Media
Caution: May cause deafness in baboons
Richard L Fricker
Talking Points Memo
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"I have behaved badly sometimes. I have done
things that were not right
which I thought then was playful but now I recognize that I have offended people.
-- The oversexed, muscleheaded Governor of Cali-fornia..
Hey Arnold, I think your wife is somewhat attractive.
Would it be "playful" if I ran my hands up her skirt?
Would you mind if I put my hands on her breasts and her ass?
...I didn't think so.
You didn't know it was inappropriate to put your hands
down a woman's blouse?
You don't have the brains to be a public official - not even dead animal pickup specialist.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was forced on Thursday to deny comments he made 25 years ago
that he admired Adolf Hitler and wished he too could enjoy a stadium full of screaming fans.
Asked about his heroes, the young Schwarzenegger was quoted as saying; "I admired Hitler,
for instance, because he came from being a little man with almost no formal education,
up to power. I admire him for being such a good public speaker and for what he did with it."
What he did with it?
You mean killing 6,000,000 Jews?
Cali-fornia, you want this man in charge
of your future?
"I wish I was Mrs. Gray Davis"
I hope you watched the last half hour of
the Today Show this morning.
Michael Stipe the lead singer for the band REM was talking about their
new single "Bad Day", he then proceeded to say.
"Well it is a bad day for Limbaugh..it's
a bad day for Schwarzenegger,
....it's a bad day for Rove and Bush."
This was met by applause from the live audience.
But Katie tried to get him away from the comments.
I loved it, a singer not afraid to speak the truth.
Keep on hammering
Maria (not Shriver)
"Does REM fly a small plane?"
Cline told the Enquirer she wore a wire and gave the tapes to authorities.
She also gave the Enquirer a ledger documenting how many pills she
claimed to have bought for him - 4,350 in one 47-day period.
In one missive, Limbaugh pushed Cline to
get more "little blues" - code for
OxyContin, the powerful narcotic nicknamed hillbilly heroin, she said.
I guess we've been looking for wild parties in the wrong place.
If you want illegal narcotics, invite the vulgar Pigboy.
If you want to abuse some women, invite Arnold.
If you want high stakes gambling, invite Bill Bennett.
If you want a whore in her fifties, invite Dr. Laura.
If you want to sell out America, invite Karl Rove.
Judge: Student Can Wear Bush 'Terrorist' Shirt
A high school student has the right to wear a T-shirt to school with the Bush's face
and the words "International Terrorist" on the front, a federal judge ruled.
is Rush Limbaugh going deaf?
ABC News had him pegged two years ago.
Hearing specialists say this type of loss can be brought on by medications.
Limbaugh claims he is taking medication, but will not disclose the specific type.
"In Watergate, Woodward and Bernstein were
dogged political reporters who diligently
sniffed out a huge political scandal despite all of the risks involved, and the opposition
of the Preisdent of the United States. In Leak-gate, the reporters are the ones who are
clamming up and not telling anyone who in the White House committed the crimes.
A perfect metaphor for how far journalism has fallen."
Subject: Bartcop Hits Quatrofecta
You have hit the Quatrofecta, My Fine Friend!
Rush on Drugs
Swartznegger on Breasts
Bush has a Traitorous Felon on his staff
Rush's Racism on National TV!
I can't get this Huuuuuuugggggggggeeeeee
Grin off of my face.
Your Years of Work is Paying Big Dividends this week.
Ha ha (as you would say)
You Rock, Bart!
Bob in Oklahoma.
ps: Howard Dean will be in Norman this Saturday.
I was so excited Thursday, I ran Fr. Mushroom's Friday football column a day early.
Thursday's events couldn't have happened to a more deserving Nazi.
so far - and no end in sight
plus 1400 missing arms, eyes and legs - thanks, George.
Thanks to pipe
The newspaper says that Limbaugh has been implicated by his former housekeeper, Wilma Cline,
who says she was his pill supplier for years. Cline stated that Limbaugh, who has railed against "welfare
queens, feminazi's and chickenheads, played the theme from the television show "The Jefferson's" at the
mention of Senator Carol Mosley Braun's name, says that all police sketches of wanted men resemble
the Reverend Jesse Jackson" for years on his nationally syndicated daily radio program was hooked on
the prescription drugs OxyContin, Lorcet and hydrocodone.
Subject: What's next?
So, it turns out that Rush is a racist bigot junkie. Somehow this is sort of anticlimactic, I mean, it's not like
Dr Laura giving up the practice of her religion, or that the good Dr. hadn't spoken with her mother for years,
or high roller and morals blow hard Bill Bennett blowing $9,000,000.00 in the casinos of Atlantic City.
I mean it was sort of a given that Rush was a bigot, he had made many off color racially oriented remarks
on his radio show over the years, His "homeless updates" theme song, referring to Jessie Jackson as
REEVEERAAND JAACKSOOON, and calling Louis Farrakhan "Calypso Lewie" were but a few of
the racist slurs listeners of his radio program could expect on a regular basis.
Which brings us to the Junkie part.
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The only thing missing from this exercise in racial retro was Limbaugh delivering the speech in blackface.
After all, how many years has it been since anyone has made an issue about a "black quarterback?"
While Limbaugh was again showing he's
a two-bit bigot, and displaying his lack of knowledge concerning
the NFL, Mark Shapiro, ESPN executive VP and Limbaugh's personal spin doctor who rushed to
Limbaugh's defense in USA Today, could've called on a band to play "Mammy."
Hey, if you are selling race-baiting as a way to juice ratings, why not go all the way?
Subject: Rush the moron
Rush was whining in Philadelphia today that
we "supposedly" have a 1st Amendment,
but expressed dismay that we really can't say anything at any time.
This is par for the course for Limbaugh.
Know nothing. Talk loud.
The 1st Amendment, like all of the first
ten amendments, are not absolute guaranties.
Not only in their interpretation, but in their actual language.
You can't shout "fire" in a crowded theatre.
You can't incite a riot.
There are always reasonable restraints on any Constitutional right.
Aside from that, getting your racist mouth
canned by a private corporation does not
implicate the Constitution, anyway. The government didn't shut you up. A private corporation did.
I would think that would be something near and dear to Rush's heart. The Bill of Rights is not a
constraint against private actors. It's a laundry list of prohibited government activities.
Last time I checked, ESPN was not the federal government.
Again, with such a keen understanding of
our government, no wonder the ditto heads think
Clinton should have been impeached. No wonder they're so angry at the Federal government.
They don't understand how the government works, so they think it doesn't.
Rush illegally takes hydrocodone
for stress, not weak-ass "Stresstabs."
He doesn't even support his advertisers.
"He has that main responsibility to see this
through and see it through quickly, and that would
include, if I was president, sitting down with my vice president and asking what he knows about it."
--Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Diebold), Attribution
"Kill this Nagel guy! Kill his kids! Kill his ...what?
We need his crooked voting machines?"
We can win without Nagel's help?
Nevermind, then... We can always kill him later..."
Bartcop.com Executive Producer Marc Perkel will be on the CBS Evening News tonight
Apparently, he's a got a beef with MCI and
CBS was intrested enough to fly a camera crew
from Los Angeles to San Francisco to film a three minute segment with him.
I assume they're going to talk about http://www.ctyme.com/mci
If you go to that page, he has recordings of calls he's made to
MCI. Marc Perkel has twenty times
more patience than I do. On these tapes, they bounce him from department to department,
all the time giving him the Nancy Grace guarantee that he didn't have an account with them,
even though he'd been paying them for three years.
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FOX News, "the people's watchdog," playing footsie with Der Furhrer
Bush: Hussein 'A Danger to the World'
President Bush said Friday that the fact there he can't find any WMD in Iraq is proof
that Saddam had deceived the international community and was "a danger to the world."
Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., told reporters that
"it was clear to me that there was no imminence
of a threat for weapons of mass destruction," as the White House had claimed.
"Kill that lying bitch.
Nobody calls me stupid..."
"This is purely dirty politics in my opinion.
The disclosure that the ambassador's wife was a CIA
operative was a cheap shot made because Wilson picked a hole in that pack of lies justifying the war."
--Former CIA agent Philip Agee, whose actions in the 1970s inspired a law criminalizing the
exposure of covert U.S. operatives, Ex-CIA Agent Discusses Leak of Name
A shout out to Philip Agee, who reads bartcop.com
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Robin Williams on Letterman tonight
The 'Groper' & the 'Doper' vs. the 'Leaker' & the 'Liar'
John Mellencamp & the Woody Guthrie Award
J. Garcia wines
'Macbeth' & the Pentagon
Kristi Yamaguchi's a mom
Xena & Hercules are suing Universal
Hemingway family feud settled
Hate Radio - parts 1 & 2
And, it rained frogs in Connecticut
The President “elected” by a decision of the nation’s highest court rather than a mandate from the voters
was relatively unpopular until the catastrophe of 11 September, when the terrorist attack on the WTCenter
mobilized the American public to support its commander-in-chief. There was widespread US and international
support for a military action against Afghanistan, where Al-Qaida, the force behind the 11 September attacks,
was based. Bush’s domestic popularity ratings soared toward an unheard-of 90 per cent.
So, a year later, Bush’s political advisors
told him that the best way to sustain his popularity – which he used to
push through massive cuts in taxes for his wealthy supporters, and to pass legislation seriously curtailing civil
liberties – would be to fight and win another war. In victory, there is always a flush of political benefit. The image
of a strong president, his advisors believed, would enable him to cruise to reelection in the 2004 presidential contest.
Another problem is that Bush never wanted this job.
All he wants out of life is to play golf, take naps and smile for the cameras.
There's a great (and true) Bush quote from years ago that is often forgotten by his good puppy media.
"I could never run for higher office because I'm basically just a media creation."
The little, smart-ass rich punk who can't handle his liquor once
knew his limitations,
but the B.F.E.E. needed another Reagan to front their worldwide takeover scheme,
so a tyrant was born and we're stuck with him until the Diebold regime is overthrown.
Subject: Hypocrite Day
I think today deserves a donation.
I mean, I remember when your site was called Rush Limba, Lying Nazi Whore. :-)
So, it's only appropriate.
October 2nd should be a holiday on bartcop.com :-)
Don, thanks for the alms.
I like that Oct 2 idea - unless Limba kills himself on the air today.
Then Oct 3 will be the holiday :)
Where can he go?
What can he say?
CBS News quoted Rush last night saying,
"All the druggies should move to London or Zurich so we can be rid of them,"
and now he begs forgiveness from this super-straight, hypocritical Nazi worshippers?
I expect the ditto-monkeys to forgive Rush with open arms, but
not the homeless Vietnam Vet addicts,
who can still feel shrapnel in their back and legs. They can rot in hell for all Rush's crowd cares.
Yes, after a decade of screaming insults at the "long-haired,
dope smoking, maggot-infested FM types,"
we finally find out the vulgar Pigboy is infested with more maggots than Courney Love.
Courtney Love Arrested, Hospitalized
Police and paramedics in Beverly Hills responded to an emergency call and took a woman
to a hospital for treatment, according to a story in Friday's editions of the Los Angeles Times.
Law enforcement sources told the newspaper
that the woman was Courtney Love and that she had overdosed.
It was not immediately known what her condition was.
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Poll Shows Increased Doubts About Iraq, Bush
Most Americans now believe the Iraq war was not worth it, according to a new poll.
Confidence in Bush to handle foreign and economic policy issues died and went to hell.
The poll found new lows for Bush's foreign
policy performance - just 44 percent approval.
50 percent lacked confidence in his ability to handle an international crisis and 53 percent
said they now believed the Iraq war was not worth it.
"Unka Dick, is it time to play 9-11 again?
You want me to go to Florida and wait, like last time?"
Republican Donors Reap Billions from Bush's Iraq War
The mainstream media sloooooooooooooooooooooowly catches up to bartcop.com
September 30, 2003, Summary: President George Bush and his staff must face the public
over the shocking allegation that top Bush campaign donors are directly profiting from Bush's
unilateral invasion and occupation of Iraq. We're not talking mere millions of dollars, but tens
of BILLIONS of dollars of US taxpayer money ...
Only if you get your news from Bush's good puppy networks.
"Bush is a great war hero, and he's smart, and honest, too!"
The drugs Rush Limbaugh is accused of
abusing are legal only with a doctor's prescription.
All are habit-forming. The small print tells the story of Rush.
Anti-cough agent and painkiller similar
Side effects include poor mental performance, emotional dependence and mood changes
Prescribed for moderate to severe pain.
Side effects include vomiting, decreased appetite, sweating and itching.
Potent time-release medication for pain,
known as hillbilly heroin
Side effects include dizziness, muscle twitches and decreased sex drive.
A large dose can be fatal. (We should be so lucky)
Thanks to Roland
quagmire: U.S. general says Iraqi rebels getting stronger
Saw it on smirkingchimp.com
Three uniformed Americans were killed in attacks Wednesday.
The general added that the resistance was showing signs of improved organization.
Though most attacks against U.S. forces are being carried out by small, locally based groups
apparently acting on their own, there are indications that the resistance is beginning to operate
under a broader, more regional control, Sanchez said.
Subject: We've already seen Bush's best
It occurred to me today when I was listening
to some commentators talking about Bush's re-election chances and
his current standing in the polls, that he's already given us the "best" he has to offer. Face it, his high approval
ratings were based on his "leadership" as a leader on the international scene. Think about that for a moment...
I think we've seen the best he has to offer
and it certainly isn't on the national or local scene, it's on the international
front and he's turning out to be a failure and fraud there also. The only thing he can do to shore up his standing is to
invade another country or to create another international crisis. Be afraid.
America is a strange place.
The never-elected fraud went to sleep (after another month-long vacation) on the job and after we had taken
our worst hit in 224 years, his popularity went to 90 because he failed to do his job before, during or after 9-11.
"I told 'em, ...ha ha, ...I told 'em, ...ha ha, ...I told 'em
the president's firstjob is to protect America, ...ha ha
and I'll be goddamned if they didn't buy it, ...ha ha...
..just like Karl Rove said they would, ...ha ha.."
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"A government that cannot catch bin Laden or
Saddam is probably not
going to catch the person who leaked the name of a CIA agent."
--Richard Cohen, Oozing Hypocrisy Over a Leak
The office of U.S. Sen. Christopher "Kit" Bond, R-Mo., said Thursday that Bond's chief spokesman,
Ernie Blazar, was responsible for setting up the anti-Democrat website named N8354N, the number
on the tail of the plane that crashed killing former Gov. Mel Carnahan, his son, Randy, and a campaign aid.
Bond's office said Blazar was no longer
on the staff as of Thursday, but would not describe the circumstances
of his departure. Shana Stribling, who had worked for Blazar and was acting as Bond's spokeswoman,
said a statement about the incident would be released later Thursday.
"There will be no place in my office, or in
my campaign, for this type of attack.
The person responsible will no longer be a member of my staff."
Senator, what does it say about your judgment that you'd hire a staff like this?
These sons of bitches don't know the meaning
of "callous" or "going too far."
They are dancing and pissing on Carnahan's grave, the heartless bastards.
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"Bush expressed support for Limbaugh in conversations
with top staff on Thursday.
"Rush is a great American," the president said of the pill-popping Nazi liar.
I am confident he can overcome any obstacles he faces right now." L
--Matt Drudge Attribution
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Did Larry Flynt save Clinton's presidency?
Joe Conason's Journal
Now that Rush Limbaugh has walked (or been pushed off) the plank at ESPN, this review of his
racial attitudes by his old antagonists at Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting is at least momentarily
relevant again. Placed in that context, the nastiness of Limbaugh's "color" commentary is hardly shocking.
What is surprising is that he couldn't restrain his bigotry toward black athletes for a little longer than four weeks.
(I guess he didn't get the memo from the right-wing central office about the new sanctimonious "civility" campaign.)
Tonight I will be signing books at the Borders on School Street in
downtown Boston at 12:30 p.m., and then again at the Harvard Coop
in Cambridge at 7 p.m. I am scheduled to appear on CNN's "Reliable Sources" on Sunday.
Subject: 200 words max? still quaking in your boots
What a loss of respect. I saw your little "website" and "chatroom" challenge to people for debate,
and actually thought there might be honesty behind it. 200 words max per letter? And here I thought
you were just being amusingly self-deprecating when you said you had an I.Q. of 68.
Karash, you make a really bad first impression.
(I was in a bad mood when I wrote this - forgive the frank reply.)
On Ebay, Man offers to shave head
When Karl Rove is "frog-marched" from White House
When Karl Rove goes down, I'll go bald, and you can be witness to this momentous and historic occasion.
You can see from the photos that I tend to be a hairy guy, so Karl Rove's amphibious arrest will no doubt
generate copious quantities of coiffe on my kitchen floor. I'll sweep it up and put it in a bag, and you're
welcome to that as well if you want it shipped with the video tape.
If the bidding goes over $500, in addition
to my scalp and beard, I will also shave my eyebrows and
part of my chest, perhaps in a relief of a Peace symbol or something like that.
If the bidding goes over $1000, I will also
shave the head of my buddy Little Ricky (shown in last photo),
even if I have to chase him down and hog-tie him to do it.
The more people who bid, the more likely
Rove is to go down and go down hard, so do the patriotic thing:
bid early and bid often. It may be just the thing to finally get our economy kick started again!
"Seventy Million to investigate a stained dress,
the meaning of "is" and a blowjob.
How much will the 1600 Crew and Congress spend to find out who blew Valerie Plame's cover?
Right now, not a plugged nickel apparently."
--Jo Fish, Attribution
Also, no need to investigate 9-11,
because Bush says knowing the truth would help bin Laden.
from the Heartland
by Richard L. Fricker
Where the President of the United States tells the CIA they can execute our citizens without warrant or
trial if they "suspect" they associate with people the CIA "believes" to be associated with acts of terrorism,
as long as the killing takes place outside the U.S. and not too many civilians are killed in the process.
Where we flaunt the Constitution while inprisoning people indefinitely without access to lawyers or
being charged with a crime solely because we want to.
Where we establish our own gulag in a foreign country in order to avoid our own laws.
Where the President lies to the American people, admits he lies and there is no hue and cry for his removal.
La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz
He Who Lives By The Loudmouth ...
Am I delighted to see Rush Limbaugh attacked, ridiculed and forced out of his ESPN gig?
Absolutely. Justice is being served.
Limbaugh routinely insults those he disagrees
with. He gives them nasty nicknames;
he mocks them, besmirches them and makes fun of them far more adeptly than his current attackers.
This is how he makes his millions. It is ludicrous for him, and for his defenders, to claim he is being
treated unfairly. Others are simply doing unto him what he does unto others. That’s justice in my book.
Limbaugh’s public shtick for years and years
has had a constant hum of low-grade racism and race baiting.
When he talks about black people on his radio show, he often uses "ax" instead of "ask," apparently to be funny.
When the topic is Carol Moseley Braun, his producers play the theme song from "The Jeffersons."
This is how he entertains his audience. This is how he makes his millions.
This is exactly what Limbaugh does for a
living – he humiliates those who he thinks don’t have their minds
right and he takes stabs at their reputations. He calls opponents of the Iraq war unpatriotic, for one very mild example.
This doesn’t deprive anyone of his or her free speech rights. Nor is Limbaugh being denied his rights now.
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VCR Alert - Queer Eye for the Straight Guy marathon tonight.
I mention it because Mrs. Bart will be taking over the living room to watch all eight hours.
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American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was
....this issue it's 318
They got TWO of our boys, just since yesterday.
Soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600?
How long before we hit 1000?
Total deaths since President Frog-blaster said, "Bring
1,400 wounded - with many missing arms, legs and eyes.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
Something on your mind?
You have two minutes to speak your peace.
For years, Christian Livemore has been my trusted Chief
o' Staff, publicist and Senior Political Advisor,
but lately she has become further involved in running her newspaper on a more than full-time basis.
There are times when she works 70-80 hours a week. She works
weekends, and sometimes she works
until midnight and then comes home to try to get some sleep before her 8 AM shift starts.
I tease her that this is good training if she ever wants to work in an ER or the White House.
So, Sam Dent has agreed to take over the day-to-day duties
of forwarding important mail,
helping those locked out of the members section to get in, and various dealings with the media.
Christian will stay on as Senior Political Advisor.
So if you have something important, something, that can't
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She has my phone numbers and can reach me right away.
Can't get in the members section?
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