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Volume 1174 - "I am a nasty-ass junkie"

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 Weekend    October 11-12, 2003


"I'm disgusted by the large number of congressional Republicans who support this
  massive new government-run entitlement, the prescription drug bill, and I've said so
  in the past.  The whole thing makes me mad."
   -- the vulgar hillbilly heroin junkie, 10/09/03,    Attribution

 Islamic Nations Call for U.S. Out of Iraq 
  But we can't leave - Bush isn't done stealing Iraq's oil

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 The world's Islamic nations opened their biggest meeting in three years Saturday with a call
 for the eviction of U.S. troops from Iraq and the rapid restoration of its sovereignty.

 The gathering of the 57 countries of the Organization of the Islamic Conference, the world's biggest
 Muslim political group, was split until recently over whether the Iraqi Governing Council should assume
 the seat held by Saddam Hussein's ousted government. But delegates said Saturday a resolution would
 be adopted welcoming the council.

 Divisions over Iraq threatened to prevent Islamic leaders from finding a unified voice to address a
 widespread feeling that the war against terrorism has turned into a war against Muslims.

 There are almost 2 billion Muslims.
 If just one percent of them are willing to die for their faith, that's 20 million suicide bombers.
 Way to go, Pinhead.

 "More bombs are the answer..."


 Rush "wins" Bill Bennett Hypocrisy Award 
  Vulgar drug addict unmasked as a hippo-crit

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“He’s another dead drug addict.”
     - vulgar junkie on Jerry Garcia, 8/11/95

"I know every expert in the world will disagree with me, but I don’t buy into the disease part of it.
 The first time you reach for a substance you are making a choice. Every time you go back,
 you are making a personal choice. I feel very strongly about that.’...
    - vulgar junkie, 9/23/93

 Year after year after year, he was abusing illegal narcotics.
 He likes to call it "pain medication," because that sounds more respectable
 than "I'm a helpless junkie who got my nasty-ass hooked on hillbilly heroin."

 US newspapers getting identical (phony) letters from soldiers

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 Letters from hometown soldiers describing their successes rebuilding Iraq have been appearing in newspapers
 across the country as U.S. public opinion on the mission sours.  And all the letters are the same.

 More B.F.E.E. trickery to make the stupid think the war is going well.


"I first started taking prescription painkillers five, six years ago when my doctor prescribed them
  to treat post-surgical pain following spinal surgery. Unfortunately, the surgery was unsuccessful,
  and I continued to have severe pain in my lower back and also in my neck now, due to two herniated
  disks, pain which I'm still experiencing because of that."
    -- the vulgar junkie,  10/10/03,   Attribution

 Pigboy, you blame everything on your infected ass or Bill Clinton.
 Why don't you take responsibility for becoming a hillbilly heroin junkie?

 Vatican: U.S. Catholic Sex Scandal Was Overstated
  You victims need to "knock it off," Vatican says

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 The media has exaggerated a sex scandal that has shaken the Catholic Church and unfairly
 tainted thousands of priests with overzealous coverage, the Pope's top aide said Friday.

"The scandals in the United States received disproportionate attention from the media,"
 Secretary of State Cardinal Angelo Sodano told Reuters in an interview.

 Sodano, who is second only to the pope in the Vatican hierarchy, said there were more than 48,000 U.S. priests.

"The vast majority are generous pastors," said Sodano, 75.
"Why should there be so much aggressiveness toward them, and so many unjust generalizations?" .

 Wow - how long has it been since somebody has been this wrong?

 Excuse me, Cardinal, but this story has been under-reported for decades or centuries.
 Each time YOU found out one of your priests was raping children, YOU drove the getaway car
 and YOU helped re-locate the rapist bastard to a different, unsuspecting parish so he could rape again and again.

 You seem to find solace in the fact that a majority of priests aren't rapists.
 If the Catholic Church had handled this severe problem like men of God, there would be no problem.
 You were so afraid that you might lose a few priests, so you let these monsters attack again and again.
 That's a sickness that I can't even fathom.

 Jesus, even if you were hell-bent on having as many raped children as possible, it would have been
 a thousand times cheaper to cut lose the perverted priests than pay these hundred-million dollar settlements.
 You're not even smart enough to protect the Church pocketbook.

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 Subject: the drug addict

 I heard Rush Limbaugh announce that he IS addicted to pain medication.
 Rush said he wanted to be honest with his listeners.

 Rush Limbaugh could have been honest years ago and told people about his drug addiction.
 What happened between the time he was trying to buy thousands of pills and now?
 The ONLY reason Rush Limbaugh came out was because he was named in a drug investigation.
 There is no guts involved in this one, no courage at all. It's simply Rush trying to tell you before
 he was led away in handcuffs and it hit the public like a ton of bricks. Rush is now using his celebrity
 to avoid jail and get sympathy. Rush is not a role model for courage and integrity. Rush is doing this to
 save his ass and nothing more.

 If there was no investigation, Rush Limbaugh would be popping pills and lambasting drug addicts and
 liberals as usual. Rush Limbaugh shows that he is the ultimate when it comes to lies, hypocrisy and
 the politics of personal destruction. He built his career on being a character assassin and now his
 character is being assassinated and rightly so. Turn about is fair play I guess.



"Here’s the problem with this big talk-show host who turns out to be a prescription- drug junkie.
  You have a guy who finally stops spinning and fesses up for his actions. Fine. He says he won’t
  play the victim. Good. He’s off to rehab. God bless. But what he and his apologists want you to
  forget is that he broke the law—yes, the L-A-W.  Some of us around here still have respect for it.
  Folks, this guy didn’t just use drugs, he put another person in harm’s way to feed his own habit.
  He repeatedly sent his maid out into a parking lot to score thousands of pills. Talk about cowardly.
        --Jonathan Alter,  Attribution

 It's a Fine Fall Irony Fest
   by Molly Ivins

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 Rush Limbaugh is apparently facing drug charges.
 John Ashcroft demanded that federal prosecutors seek the maximum penalty in every case

 They'll bend the rules for the vulgar junkie, or Bush will pardon him.

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 America's favorite bully admits his tragic weakness

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 He said nothing about his innocence or guilt, stressing only that the stories in the press have contained
 "inaccuracies and distortions." He said nothing about Cline and her allegations, such as that the drug
 he was addicted to was OxyContin, hydrocodone and Lorcet. He also said nothing about speculation
 that his recent, highly publicized hearing loss may have been caused by his addiction. He said he had to
 wait until the investigation was over to correct the record once and for all.

 When the vulgar junkie gets back, he'll still be a lying, Nazi whore,
 attacking blacks, the poor, Liberals, gays, teachers, intellectuals and 13 year-old girls.
 Fuck him.
 I refuse to feel sorry for the son of a bitch.

 The Mission
  by William Rivers Pitt

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 I am writing this essay from an internet cafe in Berlin, Germany. I have been, in the last week, to Amsterdam, Antwerp
 and The Hague. I will go from here to London, Oxford and Paris. I have been giving talks to ex-pat American groups and
 large crowds of confused Europeans. The Europeans are not confused because they are ill-informed; they are, in fact, far more
 aware of what is happening in America than most Americans are back home. These Europeans know all about the Project for
 The New American Century, they know all about the Office of Special Plans, they know all about the lies that have been
 spoon-fed to America and the world. They know all of this, simply, because the news media in Europe is not owned and
 operated as an advertising wing for General Electric, AOL/TimeWarner, Viacom, Disney or Ruppert Murdoch.

 What these Europeans don't understand, and what they keep asking me, is why. "America had everything going for it,"
 said noted Dutch author Karel von Wolfen to me the other day. "America had the respect of just about the whole world.
 No one here can possibly fathom why they would so quickly and so brazenly throw that all away."

        America's problem

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"With Condi Rice in her new position, will feminists grant her a round of applause? Probably not, since
  she has received from them no honorable recognition as National Security Adviser. In fact, it is as if
  this female leader doesn’t exist.   She’s invisible.   She’s simply NOT.   How prejudicial is NOW and
  like feminist organizations! They pride themselves on being a part of the intelligentsia, state of the
  art in-the-know, but they are woefully biased. They, if truly supportive of women in leadership, would
  give acclaim to one of their own gender who plays such a significant role in today’s political world.
  However, they are silent.  Quiet does it.  Not a peep."
   --J. Grant Swank, Jr Condoleezza Rice: Will Feminists Take Note?

 What has she done that deserves our respect?
 Getting her name painted on an oil tanker?
 She's doing a terrible job at an appointed position.
 Her purpose in life is so Bush can point to her when they rightly call him a racist.

 If they gave out awards for a black person selling out to a crooked white man,
 Condi would have to build another room at her mansion to hold all of them.

 My good friend (and business manager) Zendaba is in France this week.
 He's wearing his "apology" t-shirt, that says 

 Go to  to get yours.

Marty's Entertainment Page
Salma Hayek on US citizenship
Anastacia, 'Women Rock!' & Lifetime network
Billboard's top 10 & history
Bono's artwork
4 new Crayola colors
And a bunch of links

  Rush belongs in prison, not rehab


   Florida Statute 893.13(6)(a)

(6)(a)  It is unlawful for any person to be in actual or constructive possession of a controlled substance
 unless such controlled substance was lawfully obtained from a practitioner or pursuant to a valid prescription
 or order of a practitioner while acting in the course of his or her professional practice or to be in actual or
 constructive possession of a controlled substance except as otherwise authorized by this chapter.
 Any person who violates this provision commits a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided
 in s. 775.082, s. 775.083,  or s. 775.084.

 As you take full responsibilty for your third degree felony, I dare say the Palm Beach Police
 will be happy to accept your full confession so you can start paying your debt to society.


 Senators Denounce Bush's War Performance

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"The president has to be the president, over the vice president and over these secretaries,"
 the chairman, Sen. Dick Lugar, R-Ind., said on "Meet the Press."

 Sen. Joe Biden (D-Pinktutu): "There's no clear articulation within this administration of what
 the goals, what the message is, what the plan is. You have this significant division within the
 administration between the Powells and the Rumsfelds."

 Rove must've given Biden permission to say that.


"The leak risked the security of all operatives who had used Brewster-Jennings as cover, as well as of all assets
 ever seen with Mrs. Wilson. Unwitting sources will now realize that they were supplying the C.I.A. with information,
 and even real agents may fear exposure and vanish. C.I.A. veterans are seething, and rightly so, at the betrayal by
 their own government. Larry Johnson, who entered the agency at the same time as Mrs. Wilson, is a Republican
 who voted for President Bush — and he's so enraged that he compares the administration leaker to the spies
 Aldrich Ames and Robert Hanssen. "Here's a woman who put her life on the line," Mr. Johnson said. "But unlike
 a Navy seal or a marine, she didn't have a gun to fight back. All she had to protect her was her cover."
    --Nicholas Kristof,    Secrets of the Scandal

  The Democrats should be giving Bush a serial pounding over this treason, but they're too afraid.
  Jesus, when Clinton fired the travel office workers for stealing, the GOP nearly beat him to death.
  When Bush/Rove commit outright treason, risking lives, the idiot Democrats go to sleep - again.

 Sam Dent now has a blog

 Is Bush having an affair with Condi Rice?

 The reason I ask - recently, when Pickles got back from France, she found a poem
 Pinhead had written for her, where he called her "a lump in my bed."
 He also mentioned that what Pickles really meant to him rhymes with "lump."
 I chose not to spend time figuring out what that lump-sounding noun might be.

 Meanwhile, he gave Condi Rice the country of Iraq.

 How much money is $87 billion?

 Subject: Screw Rush Limbaugh

 Rush Limbaugh has probably never lifted a hammer, drove a nail, nor scrubbed a floor in his miserable life.
 Now, we all know there are two sets rules in America.

 If you are a fat headed, republican, moralist, in a slick suit who never worked a day in his life and you have a "drug problem",
 then you get "rehab", "prayers", and "sympathy". Rush won't ever see the inside of a jail cell.
 If you are a piece of white trash, nigger, chink, spic, junkie or anything other than a slick republican - then you get the jail.
 Lock `em up and throw away the key, right Rush? Are you in pain? Good. Let `em suffer.

 What a two faced, sonofabitch. And yes, his fans will stick by him.
 I wouldn't expect anything else, after all, they've already proven they just can't think for themselves,
 and they need a little man like Rush to tell them what to think.

 So go on Rush, you have helped create some of the most divisive and hate-filled rhetoric in the history of our country.
 Go on and paint yourself the pain-filled martyr. Breaking your back from behind a microphone.
 Perhaps it's the burden of all that hate and guilt that's breaking your back.

 That's a moral opinion, BTW, not a medical one.

 The Grand Wazoo

 I hope to find time to listen to this this weekend.

 This is a link to the Bill O'Reilly interview with Terry Gross.
 If I remember what Joe Conason said, O'Reilly walked out in a huff.
 What could lil' Ol' Terry Gross ask Bill O'Reilly that would make him walk out?

 Maybe she asked him a question about his integrity.

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“From a moral standpoint, there’s a difference between people who go out and seek a high
  and get addicted and the millions of Americans dealing with pain who inadvertently get addicted.”
    --Gary Bauer, saying rich, white addicts should be coddled and forgiven    Attribution

 Subject: Reaching out to Rush

 It's an interesting situation for Rush Limbaugh to admit that he is in fact - a drug addict. Normally one should feel
 compassion for him because of his situation, but Rush has made a career out of putting down the less fortunate and
 engaging in his daily moral masturbation ritual with his holier than thou listeners that one wonders if Rush deserves
 the same compassion due to someone who was less of a hypocrite. Should the liberals and the "femi-Nazis" feel
 compassion for Rush Limbaugh's sins?

 The answer is - yes. I think this is a blessing and - if Rush is willing to come down off his high horse I would like to welcome
 him to the real world. Rush has made hundreds of millions of dollars spreading his message of hate and bigotry and now his
 career is over. I don't see how he can continue to be the voice of the morally superior having been addicted to narcotics.

 I therefore want to be the first to extend my hand to Rush and ask him to come clean - tell the truth - and denounce your past.
 If you want the world to forgive you - you must first ask for forgiveness and turn away from the sins of your life and get real.
 There is a place for you in this world Rush - but it's a different place than where you have been. To receive compassion you
 must be willing to accept it.

 So - on behalf of bleeding heart liberals - we wish you a full recovery and hope that you can turn your life around and
 become a normal and fully functional member of society. This can be an opportunity for growth and can result in you
 becoming a far better person. So - we stand with your conservative listeners to wish you the best in your recovery.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA.

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"One way to measure the greatness of Siegfried and Roy is to realize
  that they have no imitators - nobody else even tries to do what they do."
    Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller

 Student Sued Over Paper on CD Copying

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 SunnComm Technologies Inc. said it would sue Alex Halderman over the paper, which said
 SunnComm's MediaMax CD-3 software could be blocked by holding down the "Shift" key on
 a computer keyboard as a CD using the software was inserted into a disc drive.

"SunnComm believes that by making erroneous assumptions in putting together his critical review
 of the MediaMax CD-3 technology, Halderman came to false conclusions concerning the robustness
 and efficacy of SunnComm's MediaMax technology," it said.

 But if his information is false, why are you suing him?
 Why create headlines that broadcast how to defeat your software?
 Who would've ever known if you hadn't sued the guy?
 Who told you suing this guy was a smart move?   FOX News?

 State Department protests Pat Robertson's nuclear threat
 "Man of God" wants State Department destroyed by nukes

  Click  Here

 I read your book," Robertson said, according to a transcript of the interview.

"When you get through, you say, 'If I could just get a nuclear device inside Foggy Bottom, I think that's the answer'," he said.
"I mean, you get through this, and you say, 'We've got to blow that thing up.' I mean, is it as bad as you say?" Robertson asked.

 Mowbray responded: "It is."

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 Steve Wynn clarifies tiger "attack"

  Click  Here

"As Roy was leading Montecore out to stage front on a lease, the cat became fascinated and distracted
 by a woman with a big hairdo in the front row." Wynn says instead of Montecore following Roy through
 his usual routine, the cat became fascinated with a woman in the audience that had a big hairdo.
 "For whatever reason, Montecore was fascinated and distracted by the guest sitting ringside."

"Montecore got down on all fours and put his 26-inch head four inches away from of the woman.
 She thinks this is adorable and part of the show and she reaches out to try and rub him under his chin.
 Roy is talking and sees this move. That's way wrong all the way around. As usual, the heroic
 fellow that he is, Roy jumps between the woman and the tiger."

 Jesus Christ, lady, I didn't think anybody was that stupid.
 Even Bush would know not to pet a man-eating tiger.

 Animal Expert: Tiger Meant to Kill Roy
  Suddenly, this 'expert' knows more about Montecore than Siegfried or Roy

  Click  Here

"Animal experts on Thursday disputed a theory that a tiger accidentally mauled Roy Horn
 saying the 600-pound animal was going for the jugular.

"The cat wasn't trying to protect him," said Jonathan Kraft, who runs the Arizona-based
 nonprofit group Keepers of the Wild. "That was a typical killing bite."

 Then explain why Roy is still alive.
 In my opinion, if Montecore wanted Roy dead - Roy would be dead.

 I wonder...

 ...if anybody has told Roy that he's suffered a stroke.
 About ten years ago, I was in the position of knowing a stroke victim very well.
 After the stroke, everybody said everything except. "Dude, you had a stroke."
 So I was in this position, I finally said, "Dude, you had a stroke."

 He was so goddamned relieved.  Somebody was finally leveling with him.
 He couldn't think right, and he knew he couldn't think right, but everyone was giving him that
 sing-song "How are we today?" horseshit with no sincerity behind it. Can you imagine that feeling?
 His brain wasn't working, he was in a panic wondering why, and everyone around him was acting
 like a Stepford wife.   So - I hope somebody remembered to tell the guy what was going on.


 They say Roy is sitting up, and this is hard to believe, but Bernie Yuman, their manager, said he
 brought Roy's favorite dog to visit him in the hospital and that Roy had responded by petting the dog.

 Fort what it's worth, the crawl on CNN said "a review of the videotape of that night
 clearly shows Montecore picking Roy up" - not attacking him in any way.

 That's typical, nonsense, no-facts reporting that has become the norm in the business of whores.

 Subject: Print my shit man!


 What thefuck are yuo doing?
 Your web site is so boring as shit and I give you some intersting materil and you ignore
 That makes you either an ashole or stupid

 I don't think my readers would like your "Booger blog."

 You have a pot problem, too, I can tell and heavier stuff.  Heroin maybe?

 You must be thinking of the vulgar junkie, Rush the Pigboy Limbaugh.

 In fact I have analized your last 30 issues and found that you are factaully wrong 45.7% of the time.

 No you didn't, and no I'm not.
 You don't have the brains to "analize" anything.

 In fact I read some study done by colleges last year and yours is the most respected web site on politics.

 I doubt that's true, but thanks.

 People do like to read it okay, but it's for the ridiculous stuff you do.
 Your pal.
 Bob Booger

 Thanks for making my hit counter spin, Mr. Booger.

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 Last issue it was  times 326,  ....this issue it's  times 326
                                                                                                         They got zero of our boys since last issue.

 Soon, we'll be at 400.
 How long before we hit 600?
 How long before we hit 1000?

 Total deaths since President Frog-blaster said, "Bring 'em On":  121  121


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