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Quotes
"If Karl Rove is watching today, Karl, I want
you to hear me loud and clear:
I am going to provide tax cuts to ease
the burdens for 31 million American families
-- and lift hundreds of thousands of
children out of poverty -- by raising the taxes
on 0.1 percent of families -- those
who make more than $1,000,000 a year.
You don't have to read my lips, I'm
saying it. And if that makes me an 'old-style'
Democrat, then I accept that label
with pride and I dare you to come after me for it."
-- Wesley Clark, not afraid of Karl Rove Attribution
Orange Alert another Bush lie for Christmas?
Excerpt:
Based on "credible" intelligence sources,
presumed Al-Qaeda and Taliban terrorists
were planning to hijack an Air France plane
and "crash it on US soil in a suicide terror strike
similar to those carried out on September
11, 2001."
Air France Christmas flights out of Paris were grounded. F-16 fighters were patrolling the skies.
Following the investigation by the French
authorities, the Al Qaeda terrorists turned out to be
a five year old boy, an elderly Chinese
lady and a Welsh insurance salesman.
A routine case of "mistaken identity" had
contributed to breaking the Spirit of Christmas, across the Land.
Based on erroneous intelligence, an entire
Nation had been brought under Orange Code terror alert.
Was it incompetence or was it deliberate?
Either way, a public inquiry into the workings
of the Homeland Security Department is long overdue.
...but the elected Democrats are too afraid to hold public inquiries.
Mr. Rove has ordered them to stand down.
British Diana's Death Inquest Sensations
Excerpt:
As the long-awaited British probe opened,
The New Tork Yimes whipped already-salivating Diana fans
to a frenzy by reporting exclusively that
she (Diana) not only believed her two-timing ex-husband,
Prince Charles, was plotting to kill her
by staging a fatal car accident in a specific Paris underpass
on a Saturday night after dinner at the
Fayed-family-owned Ritz Hotel.
But also that unknown to Charles rabid Islamic
Fundamentalists seeking the overthrow of Egypt's
President Mubarak to replace him with the
Fayeds were out and about in Paris at the time of her visit
randomly luring French Mercedes limo drivers
into seedy bars and naked-transvestite-dancing clubs and
urging them to drink far more red wine
and absinthe than was their usual staggering wont.
My professional newshound nose tells me there's a story here...
Subject: thoughts
Hi Bart,
I was just reading your "Viewer email and
your reply" (from yesterday).
I want to point something out to you...
Everyone has a different way of thinking about God.
So instead of saying that you think God
has a personal vendetta for you, it would be good to think of this......
Negative energy breeds negative energy.....
Positive energy breeds positive energy.
Therefore...... Maybe just maybe all you
need is a month of Sundays.
Here's what I mean by that.... Negative
energy is overpowering you, because you see so much bad you can't
stop or change much. We ALL have
measurable electricity in our bodies. So it's possible that your
internal energy
is causing some of your tech. problems.
You see... All it takes is a shock you can give a friend from scuffing
your
feet on a rug, to short out and trash a
brand new mother board. Several computer parts are that way.
My Idea.... CHILL !
Take a few days to smell the roses !
Go enjoy some of the free parts of nature
God has put there and try to regain equalization of your own internal
positive and negative energies. Yes,
even if that mean not updating your websites for a whole week.
You may think I'm wacked for telling you
this.
If so... Please keep this thought in mind....
Don't knock it, if you haven't even
tried it !
Also please keep this in mind.....
First.... If you look at the life of Jesus
Christ, some could say it looked like God had a personal vendetta against
him,
with what he lived through. And.....
Peace will not come until the anti-Christ
has proclaim himself ruler of the world. I saw one website that said
though
numerology, it was a 16 Trillion to 1 shot
of ANYONE ever being as likely to be the anti-Christ as George Bush Jr..
So if President is the anti-Christ, you
would be one of God's hand full of chosen ones.
Just another way to look at that issue..
Peace,
Rev. Neil
Rev, I liked that part about Bush being
the anti-Christ.
I liked that "enjoying nature" stuff, too.
As far as taking the time off, I'm afraid
if I ever stop I won't start up again.
Next month, we'll be starting out eighth
year of gathering momentum and taking an extended break
would give people a chance to check out
the other, better web sites and we can't have that.
..
Ark. Coach Nutt Turns Down $2M From Nebraska
Excerpt:
Houston Nutt rejected Nebraska's $2 million
coaching offer, saying strong family ties and a job left
undone kept him at Arkansas. Nebraska
offered Nutt the job Friday, but Arkansas made a counteroffer.
Details were not announced, but Nutt said
the new deal was worth close to $1.5 million annually, almost doubling
his salary.
Arkansas athletic director Frank Broyles
extended Nutt's contract by a year to 2010 two weeks ago
to show potential recruits that he had
faith in Nutt, who is 48-27 in six seasons at Arkansas.
"They don't know my heart," Nutt said. "They don't
know what I see. They don't know my vision.
They weren't born and raised in Little
Rock, Arkansas. You only get so many opportunities and Nebraska will
never call again," Nutt said. "Am I making
the right decision? The outside world will tell you I'm probably not."
The college football announcers said this
job, with perks over a ten-year period would pay $25 million.
Turning that down tells me Nutt's future is already secure, so
good for him.
...and who knew Frank Broyles was still alive?
He once gave me a ride to my dorm in 1971 and he was pretty
old back then.
Marty's Entertainment Page
Gold Highest in 14 Years, Above $420
Excerpt:
Gold started the first week of 2004 as
it ended 2003 -- charging to its highest since
February 1990 as the dollar crumbled against
the euro and the yen and speculative
funds maintained their appetite for precious
metals.
Spot gold was at $420.75 an ounce, well
up from $416.25 at European opening
and what had been a long-standing objective
at $417.70.
Analysts said gold could touch $450, the
highest in 16 years, because of dollar weakness,
fears of fresh attacks on the United States
and persistent violence in Iraq
Bottom line - people buy gold when they are scared. Bush
has so screwed up the economy,
people don't want to get caught holding the worthless American
dollar - they want something
they can depend on - something Bush can't destroy the value of
with tax cuts.
But them again, Bush has a piece of Barick Mining, which owns
51% of the gold mining
process, so even this puts money in the B.F.E.E.'s pockets.
From the site of my good friend Greg Palast:
They could well afford it. In the final
days of the Bush (Senior) administration, the Interior Department made
an extraordinary but little noticed change
in procedures under the 1872 Mining Law, the gold rush-era act that
permitted those whiskered small-time prospectors
with their tin pans and mules to stake claims on their tiny plots.
The department initiated an expedited procedure
for mining companies that allowed Barrick to swiftly lay claim
to the largest gold find in America. In
the terminology of the law, Barrick could "perfect its patent" on the
estimated $10 billion in ore - for which
Barrick paid the U.S. Treasury a little under $ 10,000. Eureka!
Barrick, of course, had to put up cash for
the initial property rights and the cost of digging out the booty
(and the cost of donations, in smaller
amounts, to support Nevada's Democratic senator, Harry Reid).
Still, the shift in rules paid off big
time: According to experts at the Mineral Policy Center of Washington,
DC,
Barrick saved - and the U.S. taxpayer lost - a
cool billion or so. Attribution
That's how the B.F.E.E. works - doling out billion dollar
favors for their friends at taxpayers expense,
which includes the lives of 500 brave American soldiers
who died thinking their sacrifice had a purpose.
...and that's OK with the elected Democrats in Washington.
..
...we
love our Dubya, we just can't tell you how much!!
It's enough to drive make you to f-ing drink.
Brit Mail
Your reference to "George Costanza" was
absolutely hilarious!
When I first heard that Britney Spears
had married Jason Alexander, I thought,
"You've got to be shitting me! I thought
he was happily married. When the fuck did that go south?"
When I heard it was a different Jason Alexander,
my next thought was that somebody would use the
name confusion for a joke. You did
a good job of it. I wonder if Letterman and Leno will do something.
That's too good to pass up Unless
they're afraid the actor will sue them.
Eckhard
Eckhard, you wouldn't believe how many people wrote to say it
was a different Jason Alexander.
Why is humor the last possible explanation people consider for
something seen on bartcop.com?
Bart,
Don't forget, Britney's a Repug.
Talk about your good old fashioned
straight laced Republican values, not the least of which
is the noble institution of marriage between
a MAN and a WOMAN!!!!! Indeed.
Leave it to that girl-on-girl-Madonna-kissing
Republican Bush Baby to show the proper respect!
I'm sure Rush read her the riot act on
his show.
Best,
Dogfolks
Britney did more harm to marriage last weekend than any gay couple
ever has.
...and Rush is on his third wife!
Stock
funds best since 1999 Clinton years
They're so afraid to use Clinton's name to refer to the best
years Ameriva ever had
Excerpt:
The average stock fund turned in its first
winning year of the 21st century in 2003.
Diversified U.S. funds soared an estimated
32.4% last year, according to preliminary data
from Lipper, the mutual fund trackers.
That's the best year since 1999.
So, the monkey got back some of the Dow points he blew with his
risky giveaways to the super-rich.
If you remember what happened, Wall Street had faith in Clinton,
and they were willing to bet on America
as long as it was being run in a sane and sensible manner. But
in 2000, when Clinton was a lame duck,
Bush came on strong with his $200M in dirty, bloody oil money
and scared Wall Street with all that
horseshit about dragging
America back into the era of massive deficits.
Wall Street's sphincter tightened up and they haven't relaxed
it yet, but to hear the media crow about
the "great economic acheivements"
of the never-elected monkey
you'd think he had a brain.
Subject: why I like Bart's tax plan better than Clark's
Hey Bart,
Well, I've been meaning to write over one of the great stories you post, and I finally got to it.
I just read your comparison of the Bartcop
Tax Plan, which you should immediately copyright
because it's f-ing genius, to Wes Clark's.
Aside from the fact that your plan would put more
money back into the economy, I like yours
for one reason that no one ever reports on.
Yours would give money to *taxpayers*, not
"families with children," blah blah blah.
That's important to couples like us, with
no children.
Know how much we've seen in "refunds" (i.e.,
loans) from Chimpy in the past two years?
Zip. Zilch. Nada.
But we've PAID over $1700 in taxes (*after*
witholding) in that time.
No refunds if you don't breed, you see.
In that same time, my welfare-queen sister
in law (she's 22 with 3 kids) gets back
a few thousand a year for using her uterus.
Your tax plan is FAIR -- thanks.
Now slap a copyright on that sucker before some nincompoop steals it.
-Jenn
AP
Kills Limbaugh Painkillers Story
Sat Jan 3, 5:06 PM ET
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Please kill the
story Limbaugh-Painkillers, V9991.
Rush Limbaugh has not been charged with
doctor shopping.
A kill is mandatory.
Make certain the story is not used.
Of course Rush won't be charged with doctor shopping.
He's white, he's rich and he's friends with the governor of Florida.
If you know Jeb, or you are related to him, you can do hard drugs
legally in Florida.
Also, it's interesting that Rush and Noelle Bush used the same excuse.
..
...and Bill Bennett, Michael Medved and Laura the Unloved all say that's OK.
Quotes
"Should've bought a Mac...."
-- dozens of people helping me with
my computer torture...
It's strange to see in my mail's in box,
"should've bought a Mac...."
"should've bought a Mac...."
"should've bought a Mac...."
"should've bought a Mac...."
"should've bought a Mac...."
"should've bought a Mac...."
It's like falling from an airplane, and then some guy flys near
you and says,
"Shoulda brought a parachute."
Thanks to y'all
Bart's Law #4 - Nothing is easy.
Excerpt:
So I waited... and I waited...and I thought of Bart's Law
#4.
Eventually, a kid with a strange-for-Oklahoma haircut asked if
he could help me.
I said, "I want to buy a computer today - right now,"
and swear to Koresh, this kid says,
"I can't help you, but I can look for someone
who can."
He was a smallish kid, I think I could've knocked him out with
one uppercut.
Little bastard suggested I wait around for the next salesman.
Subject: your radio show
Get rid of that damn radio show and come
back
to the grassroots reality of your site.
Mtn
Mtn, if I asked you to quit your job and move to Tulsa to work
for me for free,
you might reply, "Dude, I gotta put
food on my family."
Rush
Limbaugh's Lawyer Slams Drug Probe
Kennedy rape lawyer says Rush didn't do what the evidence
proves
Excerpt:
"Rush Limbaugh has been singled out for special
prosecution because of who he is,"
Roy Black said. "We believe the state attorney's
office is applying a double standard."
Investigators obtained Limbaugh's medical
records after discovering he received more
than 2,000 painkillers, prescribed by
four doctors, at a pharmacy near his home. Limbaugh's
former maid told investigators she had
been supplying him prescription painkillers for years.
Black says the seizure of the medical records
violated their client's privacy and that the
investigation was politically motivated.
Doctor shopping, punishable by up to five years in prison,
is duping at least two doctors into prescribing
the same controlled substance in a 30-day period. .
Black is saying he did it, but the evidence should be thrown out
because Rush feels certain that
the evil policemen are out to get him - which is another sign
he's been doing too many drugs.
Hey Pigboy, I hope they allow e-mail in prison so we can be e-mail
buddies - ha ha
I'll keep you informed about what's happending "on the outside"
while you're getting butt-slammed.
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Republican admits threat to kill Hillary, Bill
Excerpt:
A convicted bank robber who told a prison
psychologist he wanted to "spice up" his life
by shooting a famous person has admitted
threatening to kill Hillary Clinton, officials said.
Falvey wrote an April 2003 letter to a prison
psychologist in which he said he wanted to
"shoot a very famous person. ... My life is
dull and boring. I need to spice it up."
He included a hit list, naming Hillary,
Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter and federal judges.
Why are Republicans so blood-thirsty? Is it because they
can't persuade anyone with their insane ideas?
Is that why people like this Falvey nut, Bush, Cheney, Rummy,
Paul Hill (now in Hell with Nixon and Atta)
James Earl Ray, Sirhan, David Koresh and Tim McVeigh consider
murder a legitimate political tool?
Is that why they've lost the last three presidential elections?
Because of their "every life is worthless"
approach to living?
Sunday
liquor sales in Massachusetts
Common sense about an intoxicant? Is this possible?
Excerpt:
A Puritan-era policy of forbidding alcohol
sales on the Sabbath ended statewide
on Sunday as liquor stores in some cities
and towns began non-holiday Sunday
sales of wine, beer and spirits for the
first time in centuries.
The new policy did not go into effect in
every community. Stores stayed closed
in cities and towns that have not yet enacted
the change locally, and municipalities
can opt out completely to please the Invisible
Cloud Being. In May, New York
state also began allowing Sunday liquor
sales.
I believe this will cause fewer drinking accidents and spousal
abuse complaints.
If you know you can't get liquor on a Sunday, you might buy extra
on Saturday
and then drink it all in one night and have a real problem.
Sidebar
When I bought my first bar, the Hard Rock
Island, we had "liquor by the wink,"
which means you pretend each customer
brought their own bottle of liquor to
the tavern and all the employees did was
serve you your own liquids.
That changed one year after the PGA had
a big tourney in Tulsa. The idiot cops
staked out high-scale restaurants and when
they saw rich Republicans order red
wine with their fancy Italian food, they
popped out and busted them in droves.
Since it was the super-rich that got "caught,"
they decided to change the law.
God, I wished I lived in a state that was run by people who weren't religiously insane.
If you have something important send it to Sam at sam@bartcop.com
Saw this on Bruin Designs,
but never got the URL.
Subject: Bush's terror Christmas
Homeland Security cried wolf again over the holidays but can claim the system is working.
Reminds me of the story about a guy who
walked all around New York snapping his fingers constantly.
When asked why he did that, he said, "It
keeps the lions away."
When told there were no lions loose in NYC, he said, "You see? It's working."
Keep hammering Bush on the way he has treated
the old vets
and the increase in the drug prices to
us.
Jack the Vet
Jack, you have to understand - those poor billionaires need a tax cut.
............................................
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Wesley
Clark's Tax Plan
Not quite as good as the BartCop
Tax Plan
Excerpt:
A married couple with two children making
$50,000 would get a $1,583 tax break.
Under the BCTP, they would get $3000.
A married couple with three children earning
the minimum wage, ($21K) would get $2,287.
Under the
BCTP, they would get $7500.
Putting real money in the hands of people
who
don't already have everything would get
this economy humming so fast Greenspan
would probably raise interest rates in 30 days.
...but anything's better than Bush borrowing trillions to give to the super rich.
Judge
grants Britney annullment
saw it on thesmokinggun.com
Excerpt
JANUARY 5--After hours of
marital bliss, (ha ha)
Britney Spears moved today to legally annul
her romantic Saturday morning nuptials
at Las Vegas's Little White Wedding Chapel. Spears, 22,
filed the below annulment complaint yesterday
with the Clark County District Court in a bid to wipe
away her blessed, though brief, union to
Jason Allen Alexander,
One reason the judge OK'd the annullment
so quickly was due to the fact that
Jason and Britney had no children
from their time together as man and wife.
...and poor Jason - if he was lucky enough to nail his wife, she was probably passed out.
From www.bushorchimp.com
The one on the right looks more stable.
So who was the Biography of the Year?
Of course, there's nothing about it on biography.com
All is says is, "Be sure to watch on
Dec 14th to find out."
Don't you hate it when a big money web site is three weeks out of date?
Subject: Wal-Mart? Comp USA
Bart,
Knowing that you know what you know.........about
the greed merchants that infest our world,
and the vampiric corporations that would
sell us by the pound if there were a market..
.....how can you shop at Wal-Mart and CompUSA?
Dude, you have
to consider the pressure.
There are dozens of people
who expect to get something for their monthly subscription.
You wrote:
> "We've already spent two hours at Wal-Mart spending
$58 for a USB mouse and keyboard.
> Plus the KVH whatever is missing a cable
so we're back to Comp USA for the fourth time."
Don't you believe in the concept of "voting
with your dollars"? Every time you give money to them,
or any business, you're basically saying
"I like what you're doing....keep up the good work".
Perhaps more accurately, I'm saying
"You have something that I need right f-ing
now - can I f-ing buy it?"
Understand, the last thing I need is some
net buzz that says, "Bart doesn't want
to to the radio show.
Each week he fabricates another reason
why he can't webcast. he just pretends he's got tech
troubles so he doesn't have to list
all the crimes committed by the Monkey president."
Do a little web research on either of those
box stores....or Home Depot, or etc., and you'll see that they are,
in many ways, as dreadful as President
Whistleass and the rest. They would sell their grandmother's teeth
if they could get a dime for them.
And they treat their workers like poo, and so on and so on.
Dude, life is a teeter-totter.
Maybe I could deal with Democrats only
and get back on the air in late March, but I gotta have it right
now.
Please....find an alternative......even
buy on the web, if you must.
But please find a way to vote with your
dollars that doesn't feed the very beast you hammer so well.
Steve
Vermont
Steve, perhaps there is a bigger picture to consider.
Maybe I end up giving the GOP bastards a few thousand dollars
so BartCop Radio can grow a hammer.
I'm gonna do a lot more than $3000 damage to the GOP this
year.
They're back - and not in a small way.
Subject: I'm a Deaniac
I think those of us who are still angry
about 2000, and about 9/11, and about the Iraq "war,"
and about the steps these perverse so-called
leaders have taken to turn this country into a
military dictatorship and about all the
lies and the deceptions and the secrecy, are finding a voice in Dean.
Clark has made some swipes at Bush, but
not nearly enough or loudly enough. The rest of the field is pathetic
-- can Lieberman just become a Republican
and leave us Dems alone? Dean alone is out there slamming Bush
and the Republicans, and giving as good
as he is getting. And what does he get from the pink-tutu Dems?
Criticism and more criticism, not to mention
having his words twisted and his statements taken out of context!
I am not too enthused with Clark, because
he is one of the Washington insiders and may play by the same
inner-circle rules as the Dems in the Senate.
And that is not what we need.
Having said that, I will support whoever
wins the Dem nomination with my time and with my money,
because we need to defeat the Bush regime.
Regime
change begins at home!!
Keep hammering the pink tutu bastards --
they make me sick.
Suzanne
Suzanne, thanks.
I'll support any Democrat (but Lieberman would be difficult.)
You've proven we can disagree on primaries and work together
in November for a Bush-free America.
Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was 485
....this issue it's 
times 486
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, at least 2765.....
2805
wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
David Hackworth says ten percent of the 130K have been med evac-d.
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
Subject: radio show feedback
Hi Bart,
I bought radio shows.
It was very enjoyable. Especially,
I like the beat downs. The analogy of the economy
being compared to digging a 100 foot hole
and climbing out 2 feet is articulate and accurate.
The O'Reilly beat down was long in coming.
He calls himself a moderate.
Lying about one's political slant is spin
of the highest order. He spins like a loom.
I suggest calling this moron the looney
loom.
I attached a picture of the Grateful Dead's
Europe '72 back cover.
This is entitled "Ice Cream Kid" by Stanley
Mouse.
..
I thought of it when you mentioned the National
Lampoon photo of Ford.
Life imitates art, my friend.
Please beat down the weinerman, Michael
Savage.
He wants to close the border from anyone
coming in but favors letting corporations leave.
That sounds like a literal asshole to me.
Thanks and keep up the good fight.
Tom
VCR Alert
New West Wing - can you believe NBC is actually running a first run episode of West Wing?
Michael Moore is on Conan, I got a letter from somebody complaining about what a right-winger Moore is.
and World Poker Tour on the Travel Channel, this
time in Reno.
These guys don't kid around.
They're not there to crack jokes and ask what beats what.
Sidebar:
I saw Celebrity Poker last
night, a Carrie Fisher didn't know the difference between a check
and a bet.
Fisher said she checks a lot because she
likes making the check gesture.
This is not poker, this is
masturbating with 52 toys that don't vibrate.
They had a good idea with Celebrity
Poker but they've ruined it with idiot celebs who don't even play
the game.
Subject: Celeb poker 1-6
Have you ever in your life seen such godawful
poker?
I told my daughter "Bartcop is really going
to be pissed about this!"
Who the hell does that whiny ass jerk from
Creed think he is?
Played horrible poker and then whined when
he lost.
Love your page, Bart, keep up the good
work.
Anna
Also, isn't it Sad About Dave?
I thought of a good slogan for a cap.
"I went
to Vegas and all I got was
a weekend
with Britney Spears."
Bush is nothing like Hitler
Excerpt:
Hitler was an egomaniac, a bully, a dictator,
and a ruthless tyrant who believed in using domination,
violence and killing to achieve his political
aims.
Bush the egomaniac told Woodward he "doesn't
have to explain anything to anybody," continues to warn
the world he'll attack sovereign nations
with or without UN approval, has publicly proclaimed his desire for
dictatorship, and is a ruthless tyrant
who believes in using intimidation, media smear campaigns, assassinations,
and the "new product," war, to achieve
his political aims. Recently, his staffers revealed the identity of a CIA
NOC
agent tasked to contain the spread of WMDs
simply to exact revenge against a truth-teller, Ambassador Joseph Wilson.
He's right - they're not similar at all.
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Afghans agree on new constitution
Excerpt:
Afghans approved a new constitution Sunday,
embracing a deal shaped by three weeks of rancorous
debate as a chance to cement a fragile
peace and push ahead with reconstruction two years after a
U.S.-led coalition ousted the Taliban regime.
The charter, ratified after a last-minute
deal to recognize minority languages, creates a strong presidential
system that the country's U.S.-backed interim
leader, Hamid Karzai, says is critical to uniting a country
torn by two decades of war.
Does their constitution give them the right
to have their votes counted?
Or is it set up like the new Amerikka under
the unelected moron?
Also, in the dead trees version of this story, they list some
articles of their new constitution.
(But not in the online version - God I hate that.)
Article One:
Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, independent
(ha!)
unitary and indivisible state.
So, Bush not only lied when he said he wouldn't be in the "nation
building business,"
but it turns out he's in the Islamic nation building
business.
...and does anyone think Afghanistan is independent?
They're as independent as a country can be that is currently occupied
by the suprior armed forces of the world's only superpower.
Something on your mind?
Call the
Then listen for your voice on...
918-493-1500
You have two minutes to speak your piece.
Non-sequitor
They say Britney was so drunk the night she got married,
Everyone: ...how, ...drunk, ...was she?
...they say she was so drunk, they had to carry her out of The Ghost Bar...
..
...to the waiting Palm's limo that whisked her and George Castanza to the Little White Wedding Chapel.
It would be scary to have that much money and be that
famous and still not have one friend
who would step up and say, "Maybe you
should do think about this when you're sober..."
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Ray
Davies Shot in New Orleans
Kink's
frontman shot in leg, will be OK:
Excerpt:
Ray Davies was released from the hospital
Monday after being shot in the leg while chasing a mugger.
Davies, 59, was walking with a woman in
the French Quarter Sunday evening when the shooting occurred.
"Two men approached and had taken the woman's
purse. He ran after them and was wounded in the right thigh,"
a police spokesman told Rueters.
The
House of Bush
The evil crime family and their lust for more power
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Excerpt:
Still, what's so bad about a son succeeding
his father as president?
This type of dynasty is antithetical to
the American political tradition. The presidency is now
subject to inherited views, inherited staff,
inherited wars, inherited money, inherited loyalties.
I'm not talking about particular policies
-- I'm talking about a unique evolution of a corrupting
institutional process in American governance.
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