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America where are you now?
Don't you care about your sons and daughters?
Don't you know we need you now?
We can't fight alone against this monster
by Bruce Yurgil
Quote of the Day
"Momma, I haven't killed anybody here
Joe Suell should be alive with his wife and kids.
"Two bombings in Iraq today killed 12 people,
including three American soldiers,
and wounded at least 44 others, according to the US military and news agency reports.
The US deaths bring to 522 the number of US forces killed in Iraq.
The number of weapons of mass destruction found: 0."
--Maru, Bring 'em on
Clark attacks Bush, not Kerry
"George W. Bush is going to run on his national security record," Clark said,
"I know more about national security than George W. Bush has ever thought about,
and I can hold him accountable."
"We've got a president in this country who
really doesn't have a clue about where
this country should be going," he said to loud cheers. "He redid his father's war against
Saddam Hussein, he's redone Ronald Reagan's tax cuts for the wealthy, and now he
wants to redo John Kennedy's space program."
First they said Dean peaked too soon.
Now they're saying Kerry is peaking too soon.
Notice how Clark has his eyes on November...
"Look, my stance is I pick and choose my wars.
This war here in Iraq, the math hasn't worked out for me on it.
But I'm smart enough to know there's people smarter than me. Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, George Bush
- this is their job, and I have to trust in them. I support the commander in chief and the troops. I was for
Afghanistan, 100%. We got struck and the Taliban needed to be exterminated, but this war here, in Iraq,
I didn't necessarily have it all worked out. It didn't work out for me. I know a tyrant is gone and all of that,
but whether it was our duty to go do that, well, I haven't figured that out."
--Toby Keith, former "Mr War," apparently having second thoughts Attribution
How sad that Keith thinks Bush is smarter than he is.
Iraq's central bank said on Saturday it had given licenses to the National Bank of Kuwait
and Britain's Standard Chartered and HSBC, heralding the entry of foreign banks into the
country for the first time in decades.
Right now, Iraq doesn't have a "central bank." They don't have anything.
It has B.F.E.E. cronies and they're settling in to control Iraq until the end of time.
What a sham Bush is selling that the Iraqi
people are going to run their country.
For their "safety," the B.F.E.E. is running evrrything from the bank to the companies
handling the lucratoce cell phone contracts to the oil fields to the power plants.
Anything named "Kuwait" is a front for the B.F.E.E.
Bush the Smarter put Kuwait at risk
and then saved them, so they owe the B.F.E.E. everything and don't think Bush isn't collecting.
The B.F.E.E. continues to make multiple millions every day from this "accidental" war.
"Why would he want to rape her? She doesn't
look like a day at the beach."
--Judge Gene Stephenson on a rape victim in his court, Attribution
This is what happens when Republicans are appointed to the bench.
Their attitudes about women are still mired in the fifties.
Subject: Bart got plugged
I was listening to KFI am 640 here in Los
Angeles and the show host mentioned your site several times.
He was talking to the Iowa farmer who broke the Shrub's AWOL/deserter story.
Thought you'd like to know...yer getting
Brannon, thanks for that.
That could be my good friend Johhny Angel.
Subject: war hero = fighter?
Bart, you wrote:
> Why is Max Cleland [leaving the 9/11 panel]?
> Why is he accepting an appointment from The Murderer that will shut him up?
> Is it my imagination, or is Cleland playing ball with the B.F.E.E.?
You're being too hard on Cleland...
I don't mean
to be - I just wish I had an answer. As far as I know, Cleland didn't
put up a fight when
the numbers came in "funny." I believe he was eight ahead and then lost by six. Nobody would blame
him for saying, "What the fuck?" If he had said that, loud and clear, and the other 6-7 "upsets" mentioned
it that horrible night in 2002, it's possible the news lazies would've considered covering that.
Remember at first there were three, then
FIVE Repubs who got 18,313
votes that night (if that's the number)
That sure looks like a computer glitch to me, but the Democrats didn't even bother to ask the questions.
...but point is, having a military record
and being a war hero does not automatically make you a fighter.
Good point, but I guess it depends on the
meaning of the word, "having."
If your daddy bought you a sold-out bunk in a champagne unit of the Guard and you spend your early
twenties guarding Muncie against a sneak attack from Charlie, you don't have a military record.
But if you volunteered to go to Vietnam
and take bullets for your country, you probably know about tactics
and position and bravery and overcoming obstacles and working as a team to accomplish a goal without a
lot of casualties, then sure, you can say you have a military record.
Dean may still need to prove himself, but Clark has farther to go to prove himself than Dean does.
That's fair, and that's what a tough campaign is all about.
IF it gets down to Clark and Kerry for the nomination, it not only would make a good fight,
I think they might respect each other enough not to make it a name-calling, hair-twisting slapfest.
May the best man win.
Dean 'Regrets' Massive Campaign Spending, they say
Howard Dean told Tim the Whore Sunday that he regretted burning through most of the
$41 million his campaign raised last year on losses in Iowa and New Hampshire.
"We took a gamble and it didn't pay off," Dean, the one-time front-runner.'
Let me say something nice about my good
friend Howard Dean.
It costs money to set up campaign organizations all around the country. You have to rent offices and phone lines
and hire people and pay taxes and film commercials and pay for those commercials to air. You have expenses
moving hundreds of people around. Dean has a hueueueuge early lead (which is like having great starting cards
in poker) and he went with the full court press and now, the poor bloke's broke.
The way I understand it, Wesley Clark has
taken the opposite approach. He got in late, very late, skipped Iowa,
which Dean might've spent $10M on and Clark is operating on a shoestring in the states in which he's chosen to fight.
Fewer paid workers, fewer offices etc. but he's still got some money to play with.
Russert and the whore press are trying to
make Dean out a "big spender" to finish him off in case he somehow makes
a comeback, but you have to play the cards you're dealt. Dean had this across-the spectrum, grassroots todal wave,
so we can't blame him for trying to harness that tiger with a big budget because it needed a big budget. In politics,
sometimes the rabbit wins and sometimes the turtle wins. Dean's problem was after spending all that money, the dog
didn't like the dog food, but he still had to take his shot while he had one.
Not sure why, but in the first half of the
Superbowl, they teased we'd get a "special guest"
that wasn't on the bill. Turns out, the "special guest" was Janet Jackson's right breast.
Seriously, at the end of her song with Justin
Timberlake, he reached over and pulled off
a velcro patch that covered Janet's right breast - and there it was - exposed for a billion people.
The two of them just stood there and looked
at the camera with her breast hanging out.
It hung there for what seemed like 3-4 seconds, then the camera suddenly jerked away.
Janet reacts after Justin ripped off half her top
at the Super Bowl in Houston. Justin, with the torn
piece in his hand, said "It was an accident - ...a mistake."
Take that, Britney.
Take that, Madonna.
Man, look at that look on Janet's face.
It's like, "You bastard!"
CBS Statement: CBS deeply regrets
the incident that occured during the Super Bowl halftime show. We attended
rehearsals throughout the week and there was no indication that any such thing would happen. The moment did not
conform to CBS broadcast standards and we would like to apologize to anyone who was offended.
CBS says they didn't know - Drudge says they OK'd the stunt.
Timberlake says it was an accident, but Whitey, please!
Funny - he knew just the right place to pull?
Hey, I liked it, but the right-wing baboons
You see, the sight of the female form makes them vomit.
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"For over 30 years, Kerry's primary occupation
has been stalking lonely heiresses.
Not to get back to his combat experience, but Kerry sees a room full of wealthy widows
as "a target-rich environment." This is a guy whose experience dealing with tax problems
is based on spending his entire adult life being supported by rich women. What does a
kept man know about taxes?"
--Ann Coulter, Attribution
Question: Do whores pay any taxes at all?
I don't think so...
for politics, not security
He was arrested for holding an 'illegal' sign
A Secret Service agent then told us we had to go to the free-speech zone. I offered to move again,
and she said there was nowhere we could be but the free-speech zone. I told her that I was already
in a free-speech zone - the United States of America - and she ordered a local cop to arrest me.
The arresting officer told me the problem was the content of my sign.
"What was allowed in
the old Amerika is
not allowed in mine."
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"I look forward to that debate, when John Kerry,
a war hero with a chest full of medals,
is standing next to George Bush, a man who was AWOL in the National Guard. George Bush
never served in our military in our country. He didn't show up when he should have showed up."
-- Terry McAuliffe to Judas Maximus Sunday on This Whore Attribution
White House withholding notes taken by 9/11 panel
Why can't this gang just tell the truth about 9-11 and be done with it?
"The White House, already embroiled in a public fight over the deadline for an independent commission's investigation
of 9-11, is refusing to give the panel notes on presidential briefing papers taken by some of its own members, including
the controversial August 2001 memo that discusses the possibility of airline hijackings by al Qaeda terrorists.
The standoff has prompted the 10-member
commission to consider issuing subpoenas for the notes and has further
soured relations between the Bush administration and the bipartisan panel, according to sources familiar with the issue.
Lack of access to the materials would mean that the information they contain could not be included in a final report
about the attacks, several officials said."
Bush keep saying, "There was nothing we could do - no way we could've
known," about 9-11.
yet he won't allow the panel to see what warnings he was gioven prior to the attacks.
Are they covering up Bush's laziness?
Are they covering up the Bush administration's lack of competence?
Or are they covering up Bush's prior knowledge of the attacks?
When it was Hillary's underwear, America had a right to know,
That sex-crazy bastard Ken Starr got a subpoena to have his goons rifle thru Hillary's underwear in her residence
in the White House to see was "secret documents" she was hiding there, just to get a perverted sexual thrill.
(Not everybody knows, but there was fresh semen on Starr's copy of the impeachment referral.)
...but when Bush stonewalls the 9-11 panel, we should understand his concerns about privacy?
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"Denying MoveOn's 30 second spot about the federal budget deficit seems a thinly veiled political decision,"
explains Sanders. "I hope that Viacom's move is not in any way payback to the Bush Administration for its
ongoing efforts to loosen federal rules to allow large companies like Viacom to own a larger and larger share
of the media in this country. I hope it's not but the timing of CBS' censorship is troubling. Regardless, this seems
to be the latest example of how concentrated power in the media system harms the public interest."...
The networks will do anything to
protect Bush. He is their boy. He's giving them our tax money.
He's allowing corporate giants like Viacom to monopolize the airwaves and they're paying him back.
'Exhibit B' Remember when the Dixie Chicks dared
to say murdering Iraq might not be a good idea?
Mega-giant Clear Channel made an example of them, banning them from their 1200 radio stations.
Channel shared Bush's hardon for invading Iraq, and now we know
did it for fraudulent reasons. Remember all those pro-war rallies that Clear Channel organized?
There's a dude named Sage Francis,
I don't know anything about him, apparently he's a poet and hip-hop artist,
but his next tour is called the Fuck Clear Channel tour, so he's gotta be cool, right?
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"Liberals are afraid. They believe that they
can make friends with people like Osama.
They think if they just show people like that that our military is not going to harm them,
that we have no intention of going beyond our borders and we're not going to launch
missiles at them, they'll leave us alone."
--Rush Limbaugh, Attribution
As always, Rush is wrong and has everything backwards.
George Herbert Herbert Bush recruited Osama to fight the Russians in Afghanistan.
Osama is Bush's friend - he's not a friend to liberals.
Also, Osama says he brought down the WTC because George Herbert
put troops in Saudi Arabia, so again, this is all on Bush and the BFEE, not the liberals.
Rush lies constantly, he takes the names of the guilty, removes
them, and replaces
the guilty with the innocent and says, "God's talent lets me do this."
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earned our hate
by Harley Sorensen saw it on smirkingchimp.com
...during his election campaign, I started to dislike him when I realized he was campaigning with focus-group slogans
rather than real ideas. He said he was "a compassionate conservative," a bit of nonsense that attempted to satisfy both
liberals and conservatives. He said he was "a uniter, not a divider," which was clearly phony, as events have shown.
Americans are about as divided now as they were during the Civil War, and most foreign countries are scared to death
of Bush's quirky, violent decisions. And Bush said he was "a reformer with results," another nonsense slogan designed
to charm people who don't listen too closely.
Looking at the surplus Bill Clinton left
behind, Bush said he'd give one-quarter of that windfall "to the people
the bills. I want everybody who pays taxes to have their tax rates cut."
When that surplus vanished, Bush cut taxes
anyway and sent "refund" checks out with borrowed money. And the big
beneficiaries were people in Bush's circle: the rich and the very rich.
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Reminder: Dean was smiling when he did his Iowa growl.
Bush's networks want you to think Dean was an out-of-control madman
when he did his growl,
but when you watch the tape (Russert the whore played it AGAIN on Subday) you see Dean smiling.
Tim, what were you thinking when you played that tape again?
Don't let Bill O'Reilly get away with his statement almost a year
ago that he would apologize
and never believe the Bush White House again if no WMD were found in Iraq.
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The claim is confirmed by other sources, as well as figures like David Albright, a former UN
nuclear inspector with close contacts in both the world of weapons inspection and intelligence.
'It was known in May,' Albright said last week,
'that no one was going to find large stockpiles of
chemical and biological weapons. The only people who did not know that fact was the public.'
Hell, you could've read bartcop.com last May
and learned the same thing.
This was always about Bush stealing Iraq's oil, no matter how many lives it cost.
The American press knew this, too, but they went along to protect the Illegal Moron.
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A shocking story I thought I'd never read...
"If Republican lawmakers want to convince African-Americans that they care
about Black issues, they will have to point to something other than their record.
According to the NAACP's mid-term "Federal
Legislative Report Card" for the 108th Congress,
228 Republicans in the 435-member U.S. House of Representatives and all 52 in the Senate earned Fs.
Only one, Rep. Mary S. Leach of Iowa, got as high as a D, voting in support of Black causes 65 percent of the time.
By contrast, no Democrat received a grade
as low as an F on the Civil Rights Report Card.
The lowest grade for a Democrat was a D earned by Sen. Ben Nelson of Nebraska, with 63 percent.
"There were no surprises," says Hilary Shelton,
director of the Washington Bureau of the NAACP.
GOP = Party of Racists
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In 1998, Bill Clinton told one little white lie about one insignificant affair.
Clinton was impeached for that little white lie.
Bush lied to the American people for two
full years. As a result of Bush's lies,
526 American soldiers have died - and $166 billion of OUR tax money has been thrown away.
Bush's defenders say the difference between
Bush and Clinton is that Bush didn't know he was lying.
Well, why the hell not?
Bush is the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed
Forces. It is his job to decide
when America's soldiers need to put their lives at risk to defend America.
"Well, believe me, I've gone in a hospital
without insurance and they kind of take care of you."
--Dennis Miller, explaining why health insurance isn't really necessary Attribution
American soldier body count in Iraq
Bush lied, and caused 526 to die.
"So the Americans lied to their people and
to us and maybe to themselves.
That's exactly what we already thought."
--Dominique Moïsi, a political analyst in Paris, on the testimony by David Kay, Attribution
France was right, Germany was right, Russia
was right, Japan was right, Italy was right,
Bartcop.com was right, Buzzflash.com was right, mediawhoresonline.com was right.
Bush had a hardon for war that was based
on lies and deceit. He promised America
he'd bring honor and integrity to the White House and people wanted to believe him.
But you can't trust a Republican with power. They will abuse it every time.
"We've had it. It is such a slap in the face
of the families of victims.
They are dishonoring the dead with their irresponsible behavior."
--Kristen Breitweizer, 9-11 widow Bush to 9/11 families: 'enough already
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by Alan Bisbort saw it on apj.us
My wife still holds out a candle, if not a torch, for the Fourth Estate. She's an award-winning journalist with
unimpeachable integrity and peerless talent, and she toils honorably for a daily newspaper that one could fairly
describe as "mainstream." Though my wife can't wait to vote against Bush and Cheney, she will not broach any
suggestion-which I am all too ready to make-that the American press has failed miserably, terribly, disgracefully
in covering their administration. And yet it is demonstrably true: The American mainstream press (print, radio,
television) has given these backroom criminals a free pass that was not offered Clinton and Gore. Or Nixon and
Agnew, for that matter. The Fourth Estate is, as Bartcop has dubbed it, "the good puppy press."
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Subject: fuck you
You motherfucking horses pitoot lying sonofabitch.
I don't want to see one more fucking letter telling you why they endorse one candidate or another.
BORING motherfucking horseshit.
Sycophant fagbucket bullshit only a anal retentive pussy like you would enjoy.
I will quit reading your fairytale website for queer eye faggots and Gay boys.
Is what what attaected you to this site in the first place?
How many queer eye faggots and Gay boys sites can you cruise in one night?
Maybe you didn't know - we have tracking cookies, and I know where
Last time you were here, you left for a porn site and rented "No Holes Barred."
...and I doubt that you'll quit reading
You're hooked on bartcop.com son, like the vulgar Pigboy is to his Hillbilly Heroin.
Bart's right - once you're hooked, you can't stop yourself.
You have no choice but to visit each day and make that
hit counter spin so I can charge extra-high prices
when I rent out my precious space so liberals can run banners that are changing America for the better.
And will you stop this phony oil for blood
Fucking Bush has not taken one barrel out of the ground for himself or BFEE.
Right - he gave it all to charity and didn't keep any for himself.
That's why they stole power, to help charities, right?
Yeah, that's a hoot the BFEE. Was
there a CFEE?
Good question, but no.
Clinton wasn't born into a Crime Cartel where Gramps helped Hitler, Dad ran the CIA and sold arms
to hostages and trained Osama bin Laden, Lil' George's best friend from childhood. (Osama and George
used to skip rope together in Midland when Osama's Dad came over to talk business. They were so cute!)
Clinton met with the Bildeburgers and the
Tri-Lateral Commission just like Bush.
Clinton was a skull and bones guy from Yale. Is he part of the gay oil cartel commission?
One last thing for you Bart: FUCK YOU!
My, my - is that the same tongue you use to lick your lover's
You should consider flushing your mouth.
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