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  In Today's Treehouse...
Clark Exits Presidential Bid
O'Reilly turns on Bush 
Shaken Dad writes to Bush
Shame on Bart
Bush, cocaine and 6 months
Bush support erodes
Gore: Bush betrayed us
Bush & Kerry Skull & Bones
Michael Moore again


Quote of the Day

"I'm a war president. I make decisions 
  in the Oval Office with war on my mind." 
    --Bunnypants on Meet the Press    Attribution

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"Judge Laurence Silberman, George Bush's nominee to co-chair the commission investigating
  U.S. intelligence on Iraq, knows quite a bit about the murky intersection between facts and ideology.
  The senior judge on the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington has been near the febrile center of the
  largest political scandals of the past two decades, from the rumored "October surprise" of 1980 and
  the Iran-contra trials to the character assassination of Anita Hill and the impeachment of President Clinton.
  Whenever right-wing conspiracies swing into action, Silberman is there."
   --Michelle Goldberg, "The partisan "mastermind" in charge of Bush's intel probe"  Attribution

 Clark Exits Presidential Bid After Losses 
   I hope we didn't just lose this election

  Click  Here

 Wesley Clark (news - web sites), the novice politician with four-star military credentials,
 abandoned his presidential bid Tuesday after two third-place finishes in the South.

 The news of Clark's departure broke shortly after he spoke to supporters, promising to keep
 waging fights on behalf of Democratic causes. Clark didn't know at the time he had finished third
 in Tennessee, along with his third-place finish in Virginia. The results sealed his fate.

 New to politics, Clark may still have a future. At 59, he is young enough for another race and,
 with his military experience, he might fit on a wartime Democratic ticket.

 Kerry/Clark could beat Big Oil Dick and Little Oil Bunnypants.
 It may be our last chance until President Clinton wins in 2008.

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              I say "will be" because right now there is no virus - yet. But the flaw is there and it will be a matter of days before someone writes
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              theirs. You can cut and paste this warning into your blog or newsletter.


"Rush Limbaugh has once again come to the rescue. This beacon of intelligence has explained
  why homosexuals should not be allowed to marry: Noah Webster says they can't. It seems that
  when defining marriage, Mr. Webster described it as being between "a man and a woman."
  So there you have it. Homosexuals can't marry because a man in 1840 excluded gays from
  his definition of marriage. Who says Republicans aren't a progressive party?
  But let's give poor Rush the benefit of the doubt and write off that as a side effect
  from the painkillers (does that joke ever stop giving?)."
       --James Gilbreath,  Attribution

 Pundit O'Reilly Now Skeptical About Bush 

  Click  Here

 Bill O'Reilly said on Tuesday he was now skeptical about the Bush administration
 and apologized to viewers for supporting prewar claims that Iraq had WMDs.

 "I was wrong. I am not pleased about it at all and I think all Americans should be concerned about this,"
 O'Reilly said in an interview with ABC's "Good Morning America."

"What do you want me to do, go over and kiss the camera?" asked O'Reilly, who had promised rival
 ABC last year he would publicly apologize if weapons were not found.

 O'Reilly said he was "much more skeptical about the Bush administration now" since David Kay said
 he did not think Saddam had any weapons of mass destruction.

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"The soldier's girlfriend, who was weeping quietly in the cold rain, had more sense than all her purported
  betters in this city. Informed that the mayor of New York had just made a huge and bold move on the
  White House and asked for citizenship for her dead soldier, who was a Dominican, she said at the wake,
 "What good is it now? He can't use it." He sure can't. He was Private Luis Moreno. He was 19 years old.
  They were loading him in his box into a hearse for the ride to a cemetery forever. She also had a question:
"Why is he dead?"...On Friday, in the deep slush in front of church in the Bronx, in so much sadness in the rain,
  I could hear the past that got us here, of George Bush, just before we invaded Iraq, bringing up "Dad" when
  he mentioned Saddam Hussein. "He tried to kill Dad, you know." He made it a personal family matter, and
  the Bushes clearly think they are a royal family and if you threaten one of them, then the entire country must take up arms."
   --Jimmy Breslin,    Attribution

 Shaken father writes to president

  Click  Here

 With heavy heart, tears in my eyes and a home full of sorrow, I pick up my pen to write you
 about a brave soldier, 2nd Lt. Seth J. Dvorin, U.S. Army. My son was killed in Iraq on Feb. 3, 2004 fighting in a war.
 He joined the Army in an effort to serve his country. And serve his country he did. Seth made the ultimate sacrifice.

 Burying a child will no doubt be the hardest task that his mother and I shall ever have to do. The one question I have,
 and the one question I would like you to answer, is, "Why did my son and every other soldier that was killed, maimed
 and wounded have to suffer settling your vendetta?"

 Subject: Shame on you

 Jan 21
 Bart, I'm begining to think you are like the Republican pollsters that only post the results they like.
 I have sent in two posts and neither have appeared on the page of "who and why".
 I never figured you to be dishonest about this.

 Feb 6
 Bart, I sent 3 e-mails to the "Who I'm Voting For And Why" and not one of them showed up.
 I know you didn't like my pro-gun position but censoring out pro-gun people is not helping the Democratic cause.

 (I'm pro-gun. I carry a baby Glock.  Why would I censor a pro-gun letter?)

 The Republicans have been successful in getting Howard Dean knocked out and Kerry put in his place.
 Kerry has so much baggage that Karl Rove will have it easy when the time comes.
 Also, the excitement that the Democrats had will not hold for Kerry.

 Why don't people start out nice?
 There's always time to get snippy if I'm a bad guy, but this was unnecessary.

 I have 753 e-mails in the "Who I'm Voting for" folder, 379 are unread.
 We probably published 200 of those, which means 500 people are pissed off at Ol' Bart.

 No wonder so many lefty web sites burn out - we spend half our time fighting Democrats.


 Thanks for your email message.   I am out of the office and will not return until Monday, February 16.
 I am on my honeymoon, so if you are a reporter on deadline or if you need assistance immediately,
 please call 713.759.2605 or 713.759.2601 and someone from the public relations office will return your call.
 Or, if you prefer email, please send a message to cathy.gist@halliburton.com.


 The Debate over Responsibility for the War

  Click Here

 In recent weeks, the man in charge at the White House has lost a great deal of his reputation and support.
 His last victory, the capture of Saddam Hussein, was quickly forgotten. The carefully staged State of the Union
 address on Capitol Hill proved to be a propaganda flop, and even fellow Republicans criticized the Bush budget
 proposal for 2005 presented last Monday as an irresponsible "fantasy budget." It gets even worse: According to
 a Gallup poll conducted last week, the sitting president had fallen behind John Kerry by a margin of 46 to 53 percent.
 And the election is only nine months away.

 Subject: Bartcop makes the Clark Blogroll!!!

 The Blogroll is on the official blog site: http://campaign.forclark.com/

 Poker Queen


"They've spent months on the campaign trail criticizing George W. Bush and his reckless policies,
  when in the 107th Congress, both men voted with the president almost 70 percent of the time.
  Now, I'm no politician, but that doesn't seem to add up.  I don't believe you can have it both ways.
  I don't think you can stand with Bush one day and than against him once you decide to run for president."
    -- Wesley Clark, calling as tutu a tutu

 AP Poll Notes Decline in Support for Bush 
  Have Americans finally begun to come to their senses?

  Click  Here

 Bush's public support dropped sharply over the past month, especially among
 older voters, political independents and people in the Midwest, AP says.

 Bush's approval rating stood at 47 percent, down from 56 percent approval
 just a month ago. Half, or 50 percent, said they disapproved in the latest poll.

 Bush's approval rating is the same as his father's at this stage in his presidency
 12 years ago before he lost to Bill Clinton


 Stupid Crooks

 In January, Trilane A. Ludwig, 24, called his mother from jail in Clark County, Ala.,
 and asked that she grab the $500 from his wallet at home and come bail him out.
 As he almost certainly knew, the $500 was oversized, poorly made counterfeit bills,
 which put him in even more trouble.

 And in December, Tony Lee Hinrichs, 40, was arrested in Mesa, Ariz., based on video
 of him in the act of burglarizing the Extreme Surveillance shop; Hinrichs appeared not to
 be aware that the company is a security firm that might be expected to have cameras set up.

Marty's Entertainment Page


"Yeah, Bunnypants looked 'presidential' on Meet the Press, if by 'presidential'
  you mean 'like a smirking, vacuous ignoramus who struggled mightily to recall
  Karl's talking points without puking all over his little shoes."
    --Maru    Attribution

 Bush, cocaine and the mystery six months

  Click  Here

 The gaps in Bush's TANG records that do not match the records from Denver
(because ARF points do NOT count toward duty at TANG)

 Again this fits time frame of Bush being suspended and grounded from the National Guard
 for failure to take required military annual physical, with drug testing- which had just been implemented

 Bush looks to have been disciplined by his assignment to the ARF. ARF is the reserves, and among
 other things it's where members of the National Guard are sent for disciplinary reasons. ARF duty is
 NOT counted as official duty by the Texas Air National Guard.

 Subject:  Janet's boob

 As for Janet's Boob: I don't really think of it as guilty, but here's my observation. I worked in the theatre for years
 --wardrobes don't malfunction perfectly like that. The cup was intended to break away--the red fringe on the cup
 is clearly a fringe, not a brassiere. I'm a gay guy, but can't my straight brothers back me up here that if you tried,
 you could not rip just one cup off a brassiere without like breakin' someone's back or something?

 Any woman out there ever worn a bra that would break so neatly like that? It was planned and they both knew
 what they were supposed to do, in my humble opinion. Add to that all the pre-publicity about special surprise guests
 and Janet's gonna shock you--and something I heard this weekend, that the international feed of the Bowl, a live feed
 as well, did not include the boobshot. Someone, then, exporting the Bowl to foreign countries who haven't made a bed
 of filth for themselves such as is true of Amurkuh land of scandalous television--someone high up enough knew to warn
 the dude controlling the feed to black out or switch cameras or something at the moment the boob was gonna pop out
 because there are cultures out there for whom it would be a good deal more than simply the scandal du jour.
 (Additionally, if your breast is not going to be exposed, why do you put the cute little "protector" on it?) I still have
 to say, though, there's no way that wasn't planned just from having seen the footage--the costume was rigged to
 "reveal" just where it revealed and if you think that red fringe was a torn brassiere, gimme a break.

 Another thing: I think of you every time I listen to LeShow, Harry Shearer's weekly radio satire show.
 It's fantastic, Bart. It's funny and names the names like nobody's bidness. You can find archived episodes
 at leshow.com or harryshearer.com. (He's the Harry Shearer of the Simpsons fame.)

 All best to you. Hammer on, Bart.
 Kelly D

 I have guesses, but no answers.
 The bra was meant to break away. They worked on a "costume reveal," and I'm sure
 Janet has wardrobe people on her payroll so that's not much of a mystery.

 Why does she wear a nipple ring?
 I don't know - why do they make nipple rings? For women to wear, I'll guess.

 Her story is that the top layer was supposed to come off, not both layers.
 For all we know, Justin messed up and grabbed both layers

 For me, ther deciding point is - would Janet pull that stunt knowing how many
 kids and grandparents were watching?  If she did it in the last hour of the Grammys
 or some music awards show, I might buy the intentional scenario, but not the Superbowl.

 I guess we'll never know for sure.

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"I remember what it was like to carry an M-16 in another country thousands of miles away
  and to not be able to tell the difference between who was trying to kill me and who wasn't,
  who was my friend and who was my foe. I learned about a lot of questions a president ought
  to ask before you send young people into harm's way."
    --John Kerry,  Attribution

 Arab newspaper says Al Qaeda has nukes
  ...but don't worry, Bush says he's a "war president."
  I wish he had told us that in the summer of 2000.

  Click  Here

 A pan-Arab newspaper said Sunday that al Qaeda bought tactical nuclear weapons
 from Ukraine in 1998 and is storing them in safe places for possible use.

 There was no independent corroboration of the report, which appeared in the newspaper
 al-Hayat under an Islamabad dateline and cited sources close to al Qaeda.

 The newspaper said al Qaeda bought the weapons in suitcases in a deal arranged when
 Ukrainian scientists visited the Afghan city of Kandahar in 1998. The city was then a
 stronghold of the Taliban movement, which was allied with al Qaeda.

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 I see Blood boy Friday.
 I gave them four vials ten days ago and they're going to tell me what my problem is.

 It's weird - having an appointment with a guy who's gonna change my life.
 To me, this is every fucking thing in the world.   As an agnostic, I don't get "a reward" or a
 "second chance" or "72 virgins" or any of that bullshit when I finally reach Boot Hill.

 This guy might tell me I have an infection that's taking care of itself,
 he might tell me I have a condition that needs attention and medication,
 or the bastard might tell me I have 90 days to live, and what totally kills me about the deal,
 is to him, I'm just his One O'Clock.  He's probably almost as busy a man as I am.
 It took fifteen days for him to fit me in, and he's going to tell me what the odds are of me seeing 2005.

 Of course, my first line of defense is to tell cancer to suck me.

 If cancer could talk, I'd invite it into the chat room and kick it's sorry ass.
 But it can't talk, so I'll depend on my gambler's luck and attempt to kick this problem in the balls,
 but whatever happens, I'll go knowing I had a good time every goddamn day I was here.

 I had a really bad day in 1970 and I decided then, I was going to have fun each and every
 fucking day afterwards for the rest of my life and I've pretty much followed thru on that.

 Mrs Bart?
 She's Victoria Barkley.
 Those of you who've met Mrs. Bart might think she's a little shy (Isaac Peterson possibly excluded :)
 but Mrs Bart is a immovable rock, an anchor that this half-wit finds essential.

 Wish me luck - I'll relay the verdict Friday afternoon.


"It's nine months before the election and Bush's poll numbers have fallen to the exact level
  that his father's poll numbers were nine months before he lost to Bill Clinton. Today John Kerry
  said he's not superstitious, but just to be on the safe side, he's going to start fucking everything that moves."
    --Bill Maher,  Attribution

 Subject: Wesley Clark

 I just participated in the WA state caucus, voted the lone vote for Wesley Clark in my group..
 The reason everyone gave for voting for Kerry was electability-and that was their ONLY reason!
 It was so frustrating.  I sure hope they are right, because otherwise they just wasted an important vote.

 This is snowballing and I  hope this doesn't backfire on us come November!
 I like Kerry but I just am not as sure as the media about his electability!
 (and we all know it is the media who decides our next president, it's all in their "coverage" isn't it).


 Deborah, did you see that Nazi remark from yesterday?

 "How fortunate we are that the president will probably be running
   against a liberal Democrat from Massa-gay-marriage-chusetts this fall."
      --Rod Dreher,

 The GOP bastards will be all Willie Horton on gay marriage this year
 because they dare not let the subject be Bush's Baghdad bungling.

What's this?

a Black Russian under an electron microscope
You'd think it would be dark brown...


Click to Enter

 Subject: McCain

 You wrote:

> What a good opportunity for McCain to prove he's with the B.F.E.E. after years of fighting them.

 Everyone always talks about what a fine, upstanding American John McCain is.
 The truth is, he's punked out for Bush ever since Bush and friends beat him with a dirty stick in South Carolina in 2000.
 McCain may put a lot of value in his loyalty, but someone should explain to him that loyalty to shit is no virtue.
 Dan Leahy

 Gore: Bush Betrayed the U.S.

  Click  Here

 NASHVILLE, Feb. 8 - In a withering critique of the Bush administration, Al Gore accused Bush
 of betraying the country by using the Sept. 11 attacks as a justification for the invasion of Iraq.

"He betrayed this country!" Mr. Gore shouted into the microphone at a rally of Tennessee Democrats.
"He played on our fears. He took America on an ill-conceived foreign adventure dangerous to our troops,
 an adventure preordained and planned before 9/11 ever took place."

 The speech had several hundred Democrats roaring their approval for Gore.

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 Subject: A call to arms


 All the Democratic nominee needs to do to win is stand up at the convention during the acceptance speech
 and ask the young and women of this nation to join the  armed services, and say that no draft is needed.
 The rest will follow. Our military is overextended and weak. Our reserves are being abused and the system
 is being destroyed, and the careers and lives of reservists are being destroyed too.

 Bush should have done this long ago if he believed this was necessary for our protection. The nominee should
 question why no call for volunteers has been uttered from the commander in chief's mouth when the reserves
 have been called up and stop loss orders issued.

 Nothing could rip the veil from the eyes of the American people so quickly and so gracefully.



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 Bush & Kerry: Blood Brothers 

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 Bush and Kerry are both graduates of Yale. In addition, both were members of Skull & Bones,
 the most exclusive secret society/fraternity in America, and prime breeding ground for the CIA
 and Council on Foreign Relations (CFR).

 But wait; there's more. John Kerry's wife, Teresa, was married to Pennsylvania Senator John Heinz.
 Guess what college he attended. Answer: Yale. And guess what notorious fraternity he pledged to. Skull & Bones!
 Now ask yourself: what are the odds that both presidential candidates went to the same school, belonged to the
 same secret society, and that one of their wives was married to TWO different Skull & Bonesmen?
 It's infinitesimal off the charts.

 I do not like this Skull and Bones bullshit.

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"They are having a panel to look into the intelligence failures in Iraq. It is a seven person panel
  and it will include John McCain, but the findings from this panel will not be issued until after the election.
  Bush says the commission can go off and report back in a year - the same way it works in the Texas National Guard."
    --Bill Maher,   Attribution

 Subject: The best buzzword of the 04 campaign so far is...

 "The judgment of the voters is now clear. For me, it is now time to make a difficult
   but realistic decision. I have decided tonight to end my quest for the presidency."
    --Joe Lieberman, figuring out what everyone else knew months ago

 But Joe did give us The best buzzword of the 04 campain so far "JOMENTUM"


 I get a serious gut laugh going when I  repeat it to myself.

 I just love that phrase.  From the beginning it was such a ridiculous notion...how amazingly
 stupid must the campaign have been to allow the candidate to utter that word.

 I wish that word would be added to the American lexicon for what is now means: Joementum = Doomed to failure

 ok I'll stop..

 Thanks Bartcop!!

 Los Angeles

 Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
 Bush lied, and caused 535 to die - and counting.

From:    http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx

You know, it would be nice if we could go an issue without changing that number.
So many families are being destroyed forever - it just makes me fucking sick...

 From: jlockman@hrgcpas.com

 Subject: Howard Dean

 Where's your story about Howard Dean campaigners faking seizures to make Howard Dean "save" them?
 I forgot, that would be a negative story about a liberal.

 Jesse Lockman

 Dude, send me the link and I'll print it.
 But if this is something FOX News or Rush made up - no deal.

 Subject: no communion for Kerry

 I have to object to your bit on John Kerry's being denied Communion by Archbishop Raymond Burke.
 A disclaimer: I am a lifelong liberal Democrat, I support Kerry for President (indeed, I support ABB), and I am a Catholic.

 What bothered me is your comment: "But if Kerry had blown up Baghdad for no reason, the Church would accept him with open arms."
 Surely you know that the Vatican, and the American bishops, opposed the Iraq war? And you should know that the Catholic Church,
 at Vatican Council II, condemned in the strongest terms, bombing of civilian sites. Also, the Church has a millenial tradition on just war,
 which tradition, believe it or not, does not justify blowing cities up for no reason.

 Such casual anti-Catholicism is not worthy of your blog.

 Kevin S
 Chapel Hill, N.C. l

 I agree with you.
 I had that backwards - Smirk likes to pretend he's friends with the Pope
 until the subject moves to capital Punishment. I confused the Catholics with the
 sons of bitches like Falwell and Robertson who've sold their souls to the BFEE.

 If I had a Wabac machine I would unwrite that.
 bartcop.com  regrets the error.

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 Subject: Michael Moore

 I have never been more angry at Michael Moore than when he (and thousands of other Naderites)
 pretended in 2000 that Al Gore and George Bush would take us down the same lousy path.

 I (another Clark supporter) have never been more proud of Michael Moore than when he wrote this:

 You Say Deserter, I Say More Dessert...

  Click  Here

 When the press heard me use that word "deserter," though, the bells and whistles went off, for this was one
 of those stories they knew they had ignored -- and now it was rearing its ugly, truthful head on a very public stage.
 Without a single other word from me other than the d-word, they immediately got so defensive that it looked to
 many viewers like they - the press - maybe had something to hide. After all, when I called Bush a deserter,
 how did they know I wasn't referring to how he has deserted the 43 million Americans who have no health coverage?
 Why didn't they assume I was talking about how Bush is a deserter because he has deserted the working people of
 this country (who have lost 3 million jobs since he's taken office)? Why wasn't it obvious to them that I was pointing
 out how Bush had deserted our constitution and Bill of Rights as he tries to limit freedom of speech and privacy rights
 for law-abiding citizens?

 Instead, they have created the brouhaha over Bush's military record, often without telling their audience what the exact
 charges are. It seems all they want to do is to get Clark or me -- or you -- to shut up. "We have never investigated this
 and so we want you to apologize for bringing it up!" Ha ha ha.

 Y'know, we don't say it often enough - fuck the press.

 bartcop.com  has more credibility than "the press" and I'm an uneducated, tequila drinking Okie with ADD.

 If there's a God, in the next BartCop Radio Show, you'll hear a clip of Jon Stewart saying
 that the press has finally woken up and Stewart asked, "Where the fuck have you been?"

 ...and I don't say it often enough, but when was the last time you visited  mediawhores.com?

 It's spooky how often people write and say, "Buzzflash, the Horse and bartcop are my regular day."
 I'm honored to be in their company.

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