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  In Today's Treehouse...
Bush releases 'Entire' file 
21 killed in Iraqi raid 
Helen Thomas - my hero 
Once you've screwed a goat...
Castro ridicules Bunnypants
Press swarms on AWOL story
Canada attacks a puppet dog
Ed Gillespie - whore
Monkey gets boot implant


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   The army is here."
       --Wesley Clark, endorsing Naval hero, John Kerry, 
                                        (heard it on CNN)

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"I am angry that so many of the sons of the powerful and well-placed managed to wangle
  slots in the Army Reserve and National Guard units... Of the many tragedies of Vietnam,
  this raw class discrimination strikes me as the most damaging to the ideal that all Americans
  are created equal and owe equal allegiance to their country."
    -- Colin Powell, from his 1995 book, before he turned whore  Attribution

 Bush Releases 'Entire' National Guard File 

  Click  Here

 Democrats questioning whether Bush ever showed up for duty in Alabama have called on him
 to publicize his entire file to put the matter to rest. Though the president promised to do so in an
 interview last Sunday on NBC's "Meet the Press," the White House appeared reluctant until the
 mass document release late Friday.

"Our understanding is that this is the entire file," Bush press secretary Scott McClellan said
 with more qualifiers than the Cuban Olympic Boxing squad.


"It's as easy to think the Clintons want to get back in the White House
  as it is to know that Al-Qaeda and Saddam are working together, as far as I'm concerned."
    -- the vulgar junkie, criminalizing the desire to change this unelected and illegitimate fascist regime, Attribution

 21 Killed, Prisoners Freed in Iraqi Raid 
  ...and Bush plans to pull out in June?

  Click  Here

 Guerrillas shouting "God is great" launched a bold daylight assault on an Iraqi police station
 Saturday, freeing prisoners and sparking a gunbattle that killed 21 people and wounded 33.

 The same security compound was attacked two days earlier by gunmen just as the top
 U.S. commander in the Middle East, Gen. John Abizaid, was visiting the site in Fallujah.


"President Bush says that he can't find any of his National Guard records from the 70s.
 Oh sure, but he's got no problem finding photos of John Kerry with Jane Fonda from the 70s."
     --David Letterman, Attribution

 Airline Apologizes for Christian Remark

  Click  Here

 The chief executive of American Airlines apologized after the pilot of a recent cross-country
 flight got on the intercom and asked all Christians aboard to raise their hands.

 The pilot, Rodger K. Findiesen of Annapolis, Md., has been grounded while the Feb. 7 incident
 is investigated, Gerard Arpey said.  The pilot of the Los Angeles-to-New York flight asked all
 Christians aboard to discuss their faith with their fellow passengers.

"Let me assure you that we take this very seriously and are conducting a thorough investigation,"
 Arpey wrote to Abraham Foxman, director of the Anti-Defamation League, a group that monitors anti-Semitism.

 This was stupid of the pilot, but nobody was hurt - it's about a big a deal as Janet's breast.
 Have the pilot promise not to do it again, maybe reread the pilot's manual and move on, OK?

 Subject: Show 27

 I just listened to part 1 of #27 (while playing Party Poker) and I gotta stop and let you know
 that this is the BEST stuff you've put out.  That clip where bush said, "This Commission?"
 and your response was priceless. You gotta somehow get a show clip on The Daily Show
 or somewhere where it will get national exposure.
 Keep it up.

 Mike Z

 Helen Thomas - my hero.

 For my money, only one reporter in Washington DC has integrity.
 Helen Thomas asks the questions the others are too afraid to ask.

  Click  Here

 Q: Did the President ever have to take time off from Guard duty to do community service?

 Scott McClellan: To do community service? I haven't looked into everything he did 30 years ago, Helen.

 Q: Can you find out if he actually had --

 Scott McClellan: Helen, I don't think we remember every single activity he was involved in 30 years ago.

 Q: No, this isn't an activity. Was he forced to do community service at any time while he was on --

 Scott McClellan: What's your interest in that question? I'm sorry, I just blah, blah, blah...

 Q: Lots of rumors. I'm just trying to clear up something.

 Scott McClellan: Rumors about what?

 Q: About the President having to do community service while he was in the National Guard, take time out for that.

 Scott McClellan: I'm not aware of those rumors. But if you want to blah, blah, blah...

 Q: Could you look it up? Would you mind asking him?

 Scott McClellan: That's why I'm asking what's your interest in that? I just blah, blah, blah...

 Q: It's what everybody is interested in, whether we're getting the true story on his Guard duty.

 Scott McClellan: Well, you have the documents that show the facts, blah, blah, blah....

 Q: I'm asking you to try to find out from the President of the United States.

 Scott McClellan: Like I said, it's well known the different jobs he had and what he was doing previously, blah, blah, blah...

 Q: I didn't say "previously." I said, while he was on Guard duty.

 Scott McClellan: But you're asking me about 30 years ago. I don't think there's a recollection of blah, blah, blah...

 Q: Well, he would know if he had to take time out.

 Scott McClellan: Again, I mean, the issue that was raised was whether or not the President was blah, blah, blah...

 Q: Well, this is another issue.

 Scott McClellan: -- hold on -- that he was serving in Alabama. That was the issue that was raised. We went through blah, blah, blah...

 Q: So you won't answer the question or you won't try to find out?

 Scott McClellan: Well, I'm asking you, what's your interest in that question? I'm just curious, because blah, blah, blah...

 Q: Did he have to do any community service while he was in the National Guard?

 Scott McClellan: Look, Helen, I think the issue here was whether or not the President served in blah, blah, blah...

 Q: I'm asking you a different question. That's permissible.

 Scott McClellan: Can I answer your question? Sure it is. Can I ask you why you're asking it? I'm just blah, blah, blah...

 Q: Well, I'm interested, of course, in what everybody is interested in. And we have a very --

 Scott McClellan: Let me just point out that we've released all the information we have related to this issue, the issue of blah, blah, blah...

 Q: I asked you whether he had to do any community service while he was in the National Guard.

 Scott McClellan: Can I walk through this? blah, blah, blah...

 Q: It's a very legitimate question.

 Check her out!
 McClellan is doing everything he can to redefine her question.

 She wants to know why Bush had to do community service - and for what crime and that crooked bastard
 McClellan is afraid of the truth. He's not able to answer the question asked, so he changes her question.
 Instead of being docile, instead of being another tool through which Karl Rove can spew his fascist propaganda,
 instead of trading her integrity for a bullshit, screw-my-profession nickname, she's doing her goddamn job,
 which is more than we can day about any other reporter in Washington Whore DC.

 Helen, a shot of Chinaco Anejo for you, Babe!


 Janet Jackson Awarded for Charity Work

  Click Here

 Behind the Bench, an association of wives of NBA players, honored Jackson
 at their annual fund-raiser Friday at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

"She has done a wonderful job giving back to communities across America. That fact has not changed,"
 Behind the Bench spokesman Vince McCaskill said. "She was on board with this seven months ago.
 We never even considered her not being here."

 Suck on that, sexually repressive America.

 Subject: anti-gun idiots


 Just a note to first express my appreciation for your website and confess my embarrassment at having not
 become a subscriber.  I am a Business Representative for The Carpenters Union St Louis District Council.
 I've always been politically active and can offer no excuse for not helping your cause which I believe is most admirable.

 The main reason I write is that because I see from time to time you take flack from the anti-gun crowd. While you always
 handle yourself well it's some times like pissing up a rope isn't it?   Starting in February of 03 my wife and I became victims
 of a delusional stalker (mainly my wife).  The Local Sheriffs Department could never seem to find the time or resources to put
 this freak in lock down where he belonged till the court system could do what would be necessary. He had numerous felony
 charges pending, his first lawyer filed the paperwork necessary to have himself removed from the case and yet no one in the
 Sheriffs department saw fit to lock him down to keep my wife and myself safe.

 I had pleaded with other law enforcement for help but jurisdictional lines can not be crossed and so it goes. On February 6th of
 this year it came to an end that I knew was going to happen regardless of what the Sheriffs Department believed. At 11:00pm
 after I had been asleep for over an hour and just minutes after my wife had come to bed. This freak kicked in our back door,
 and, leaning over the footboard of our bed, he began to shoot me as I slept. My wife jump out of bed ran around the footboard
 grabbing the barrel of the rifle and took two rounds in the arm. Her quick reaction allowed me time to grab my pistol from the
 night stand and put an end to our nightmare. If not for the unbelievable bravery of my wife and a Model 21 Glock neither one
 of us would be alive today. Those who do not think handguns should be allowed in this country can Kiss My Very Lucky Ass.
 Not to brag except for the bravery of my wife, but thought our story might help to argue your point with the anti-gun idiots.

 The story may be verified on the websites of the St Louis Post Dispatch, The Rolla Daily News, and
 The Springfield Leader or through a Google search. Phelps County Man shoots home invader.
 Thanks again so much for your good work and continued success.

 Jim and Suzanne Butler

 Jim, that's scary stuff.
 A while back, I told about being in a cheap Dallas motel when some nut started banging on the door very hard.
 I pointed my old Glock at the door.  Had it flown open, I was going to check for a uniform and if he wasn't wearing one,
 I was plenty willing to take my chances with a jury instead of this invading, drunken handjob.
 Besides, it was f-ing Texas where guns are worshiped almost as much as football

 I'm glad you and your wife are alive to tell the story.

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"I was watching TV last night. I saw an interesting documentary on the Ninja, the Japanese soldier.
  According to legend the Ninjas were warriors who could make themselves invisible whenever there was a war.
  Kind of like Bush and the National Guard."
   --Jay Leno   Attribution

 Odd, it's like someone threw a switch and made it legal to criticize Bush.
 Why are the late night comics finally, after three and a half years, beginning to go after Bush?

 Once you've screwed a goat...

  Click  Here  and scroll down about halfway

 Fair use of the goatfucker axiom? Why, of course: the goatfucker-in-chief, George Bush. He's reached that point where
 anything he says is immediately suspect because he's been caught, very publicly, in a lie that turns him into a murderer.
 So, while strategists wonder what has gone wrong, why Bush's approval rating has plummeted like so many barrels over
 the falls, the answer is simple: he's fucked the goat. No one can look at him without thinking, "How do I know he's not lying?
 He stated something as a fact that wasn't a fact. He's lying just like his father did when he said 'Read my lip' and then raised taxes.
 Why should I trust a liar?"

 Castro Ridicules Bunnypants

  Click  Here

 Fidel Castro resorted to humor on Saturday to defend himself from U.S. hostility, ridiculing Bush for his many gaffes.

"Bush could not debate a Cuban ninth grader, who knows more than he does," Castro said in a speech closing an
 international conference of economists hosted by his communist government.

 Castro had his audience of 1,400 economists in stitches when he read out some of Bush's more unfortunate statements.
 Among other gaffes, Castro quoted Bush as saying: "I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy;" "I know how hard it is
 for you to put food on your family;" "More and more of our imports come from overseas;" and "The most important job
 is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."

 He is such a horrible ambassador for this once great country.
 He's stupid and doesn't care to learn and he swaggers and smirks when he realizes how ignorant he is.
 I'll bet our "friends and allies" talk about that simpleton behind closed doors the way Bush talks about blacks.

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"The White House released documents it claims validates the president's (National Guard) service.
  When deciphered the documents showed that in a one-year period, 1972 and 1973, Bush received
  credit for nine days of active National Guard service. The traditional term of service then and now
  for the National Guard is one weekend a month and two full weeks a year, meaning that Bush's
  nine-day stint qualifies him only for the National Guard's National Guard.
  That's the National Guard's National Guard, an Army of None."
    --Jon Stewart, the only honest comedian the last three years    Attribution

 Dave, Leno, Conan and Kilborn have been on their knees for Bush since he was elected.
 Of the big boys, only Jon Stewart has had the integrity as a comedian to call it like it most certainly is.

 Vanishing oil and gas could prompt birth rate nosedive

  Click  Here

 Dwindling oil and natural gas reserves could cause birth rates to plummet over the coming decades, it has been claimed.

 Despite continuing high consumption, experts had calculated that production of petroleum and liquid natural gas will reach
 a plateau and then decline within five to 10 years.  Professor Abernethy said: "The improving standard of living to which
 many societies have become accustomed will be difficult to maintain in the face of rapidly rising prices for energy.

 Subject: Koresh

 Regardless of who started the fire, the ATF SWAT team was totally unnecessary.
 Didn't Koresh go to town regularly to shop?
 Just pick him up there and you wouldn't endanger the rest of the people.

 Don M

 Don, if you're asking if someone screwed up - the answer is yes.  But pouring gasoline around the compound
 and then lighting it is the wrong way to address a government screw-up. Religious insanity killed those kids,
 but yes, grabbing him in town would've been better. I have a feeling "Bush's ATF" wanted a cute headline.

 I say "Bush's ATF" the same way we say "Clinton's military took Baghdad in three weeks."

 The GOP was so determined to hang the Waco disaster on Clinton, personally, did they ever
 bother to investigate why the ATF didn't grab Koresh peacefully in town as you suggest?

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"Bush has been forced to call for an investigation into his own intelligence.
  And you know what's going to happen: they're not going to find anything."
    --Will Durst,      Attribution

 Reporters Swarm on Alabama in Pursuit of 'AWOL' Story
  Four years late, the lazy press start doing their jobs?

  Click  Here

 Newspaper and wire service reporters from around the country are swarming around Montgomery, Ala.
  in search of anyone who can remember Bush serving time at the local air base in 1972. For the most part,
 they have come up empty so far.

 The New York Whore Times, for example, has tracked down 16 retired personnel who served at the based in 1972
 and none could recall seeing Bush.  Closer to home, Alabama papers have apparently done relatively little digging at and
 around Dannelly Air Base, a compound located next to Montgomery's airport, judging from the scant reports on their online archives.

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"My son died for absolutely nothing. Seth died for President Bush's personal vendetta.
  Bush put us where we should never have been. We're not even in a declared war.
  He died a hero - he saved his men's lives - but he died in vain."
     --Sue Niederer, who blames Bush personally for her son's death,  Attribution

 Subject: FOX News and the AWOL President

 I don't watch FOX but, just now while passing through, i heard them announce
"white house releases hundreds of documents proving president served honorably and even
 a commendation as a review as a great leader"...  So I watched.

 They kept saying, "...in Texas" and "in 1970 and 1971".  Then they interviewed someone
 who served with him in 1971 in Texas who said, "He was there.  He's getting a raw deal
 on this from the Democrats."  The tone of voice of the female announcer was like a proud
 glowing mother who had just discovered her son had heroically saved several small children
 from a sex maniac.  There was no mention of Alabama OR 1972.

 ...and this is considered journalism in GWB's America?

 Robert D

 Robert - it sure is.
 These days, "journalism" is acheived by having more viewers than the other guy,
 so they tilt the stories (or flat-out make shit up) to fit what they think viewers want.

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 Letter to Commondreams.org

 Common Dreams
 Feb. 13, 2004

 To the Editor:

 I appreciate your Web site and think you do a good job overall of informing the progressive community about important stories and issues.

 But your link to the Editor & Publisher piece about an alleged affair involving John Kerry was questionable, to say the least. Have you linked
 to or done anything on the death of a Texas woman named Margie Schoedinger, who filed a sexual assault lawsuit against George W. Bush
 in December 2002? She wound up dead last September. I didn't find anything on her when searching your site.

 Have you linked to other rumors of infidelity against Bush, such as one that was publicized somewhat during the 2000 campaign in which
 another Texas woman named Tammy Phillips said she and Bush had an affair in the late 1990s when he was Texas governor? Again, I did
 not find her name on your site.

 If the mainstream and alternative media covers and pursues these rumors against Kerry, I should hope the press will play fair and give equal
 time to those against Bush.

 That should particularly be the case when you publish something that doesn't even feature the woman's name in the Kerry case, whereas in
 the Bush instances, we have the names and even links to public documents

 Kevin S

 Canada Condemns 'Racist' Conan O'Brien TV Show
  They invite Conan to Toronto, then squeal when Triumph the Insult Dog does a joke?

           Triumph in a beret

  Click  Here

"We want to disassociate ourselves from the comments which were broadcast last night because
 we do not support them in any way," junior government minister Mauril Belanger told Parliament.

 At one point in the show, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog -- a hand puppet that is a regular on the show
 -- said to a Quebecer: "You're French, you're obnoxious and you no speekay English." It told another:
"I can smell your crotch from here."

 What did they expect from an Insult Dog?
"It's great to be in your wonderful city?"

 O'Brien's team were also shown replacing street signs in the province with those that read "Quebecqueer Street" and "Rue des Pussies."

 Alexa McDonough, a legislator for the left-leaning New Democrats, described the program as "racist filth" and "utterly vile"
 and demanded the government seek the return of the C$1 million subsidy.

 Wait, you guys paid a million dollars for a show you'd never seen?
 If you need a scandal - that sounds like a good one to me.

"There may be those who would say, 'Isn't this interfering with freedom of expression?' It's not interfering to say we will not
 publicly fund this kind of vile, vicious hatemongering," McDonough told reporters.

 Dude, it's called a joke - don't they have those in Canada?
 You think any other performers/TV show or bands want to go to Canada now?
 Watch out, or we'll send Janet Jackson up there to destroy you completely.

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 Subject: Bring back the surplus

 Four years ago we had a problem - what are we going to do about the budget surplus?
 Well - Bush solved that problem with record deficits.
 I'm looking to vote for a candidate who is going to bring back the surplus problem.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA

 My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
 Founder of the Church of Reality
"Welcome to the real world!"

 BTW - I'm running a small hosting company and my new policy is - No anti-bush site left behind.
 Details on my blog.
 Four more years of Bush and this nation is history.

 Click  Here  to see pictures of Marc's new bad-ass server

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  Make your deal today  before campaign prices take effect.

Lower taxes - if you make more than a million dollars a year.
More jobs - than who?  This Monkey has lost 2,000,000 jobs.
Low interest rates - because the economy is in deep, deep trouble.
The president's "success?"
What has he done besides make the super-rich richer
and lie us into a war we didn't need to fight.

Don't vote for a liar/crook/deserter.

Vote your wallet, save a soldiers life.
Vote Democrat


"Payroll jobs might rise by 2 million this year. The significant pickup in U.S. exports abroad also
  attests to the country's renewed economic health. Our excess production is being shipped abroad,
  spurring world growth. Democrats may carp about short-run budget deficits, but the economy is healthy,
  the stock market is strong, trade flows are positive, and interest rates and inflation are at rock bottom.
     -- Lawrence Kudlow, (R-Greedy republican)  Attribution

 Hey Larry, why can't you live on $10M a year?
 Why do you get on TV or write a column about how great Bush is when all you want is another tax cut?
 I got some news for you, Sunshine, the reason and interest rates and inflation are at rock bottom.is because
 the economy has lost its pulse and Greenspan's trying to shock a heartbeat out of it.

 And that horseshit about 2 million new jobs this year - are you a gambler?
 Bush has never had a month where he didn't lose jobs.
 Why (besides you being a whore) would cause you to say Bush is going to unsink the Titanic?

 If I can find a Democrat to qualify the bet (I'd need the right wording) I'll bet $100
 Bush can't create 2 million jobs this year like this liar Kudlow suggests - any takers?

 Dave Stoddard,
 Your e-mail isn't accepting messages.

 Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
 Bush lied, and caused 540  to die - and counting.

From:    http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx

 Subject: Vietnam

 Hey Bart-
 Justin Raimondo is an antiwar member of the paleoconservative movement - the small government,
 libertarian republican, isolationist types. he brings up in this article, among other things i agree and
 disagree with, an interesting point about W and Vietnam:

 If we on the left believe 'Nam was immoral and never should have been fought, why do we blame W for skipping out?
 While I am not wholly convinced of his argument, i do think it deserves some consideration in the discourse.

 Rev. Dann

 Dann, people like Clinton tried to stop that war, but people like Bush claimed they loved that war
 but he was rich enough to love it without getting near it - that's the hypocrisy.

 Another way to look at it - Clinton wanted fewer names on the Vietnam Memorial Wall in DC
 but, just like with Iraq, Republicans think more soldiers should die to make the rich richer.

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"War used to be an honorable thing. This one is as far from that as you can get.
  Seth died in vain. So did the more than 500 other soldiers who died over there. They died for nothing."
    --Lt. Dvorin's grandmother, Attribution

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  Ed Gillespie - whore

 On Meet the Press Sunday, Ed Gillespie (RNC chief) spent half the time quoting Howard Dean
 saying that John Kerry is a bad man. Gov Dean, at some point, will you shut up?
 Lately, I can't tell Dean's Kerry attacks from White House Kerry attacks.

 Gillespie spent the other half blaming 9-11 for the fact that the Deserter-in-Thief
 has lost 2 million jobs with his disasterous tax cuts for the already super-rich.

 You've seen this before and you're going to see it a lot this year.


 Bush has $170 million to drill home the lie that 9-11 caused all of America's problems.
 The liars of the right will blame B.F.E.E. family friend Osama for everything.
 Osama has done more for Bush than Willie Horton ever did for his father.

 Don't believe them.

 ...and notice there's nobody on the internet who will debate me on this point.

 Monkey mail

 From: B Boardman

  Click  Here

 Yes, Democrats are race baiters.  They use blacks and other minorities to gain political power.

 So, you're saying blacks are too stupid to vote for the people who love them - the all-white GOP?

 It is obvious to me that they are insincere.  No, blacks aren't stupid.  You said it, I didn't.

 No, I asked a question.  You have failed to explain yourself, so I'm on a fishing expedition
 trying to decifer what incoherent thoughts are bouncing around in your rattled Republican brain.

 Blacks have been deceived and duped into believing Democrats actually care about them.

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