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"My challenge to the Bush administration would
be, if Clarke is not believable
and they have reason to show it, then prosecute him for perjury because he is
under oath. They have a perfect right to do that."
--John Kerry, calling Bush's bluff that Clarke committed perjury Attribution
White House allies and Republicans investigating 9-11 attacks pressed Sunday
to hear open testimony from Kinda Sleazy Rice, with one commissioner calling
her refusal a "political blunder of the first order."
"I would really like to do that. But there is
an important principle involved here:
It is a long-standing principal that sitting national security advisers do not testify."
This is sweet, because she's just digging herself and Smirk a
She's willing to talk to 60 Minutes and The Today Show and anyone else that will listen,
as long as she's free to lie like crazy. She's afraid to be put under oath for obvious reasons.
I believe at some point she'll be forced to testify and because
she's fighting the inevitable
so hard, she's only creating more drama. When she finally gives and raises her right hand,
the whole nation will be watching and we'll all get to see the liar squirm.
Did you know that the number of votes cast on touch screen machines in some precincts
in the California primary last month exceeded the number of voters registered?
Move along, nothing to see here.
This ballot disaster was reported in the
LA Times on March 9, 2004. As always, our
do-nothing media have not bothered to investigate or report on it since that date.
"In 21 precincts where the problem was most acute, there were more ballots cast than registered voters."
(c) 2004, salamander.eps
Organize to Block U.S. Plan
They want no help from the 'Great Satan'
"We want to make clear the will of the people," said Awadi, who heads the Ghadir
Foundation, a religious institute in Baghdad that, by his count, has distributed as many
as 10,000 of the petitions. "The people are burning."
Awadi, whose speech veers from Islamic law
to Western freedoms, is one of the leaders
of a vociferous grass-roots campaign unleashed by the edict published by Sistani's office
March 8 questioning the legitimacy of the interim constitution.
Iraq doesn't want to eat frozen turkey any more than you would.
Bush is forcing this on them so he can get troops out before the election.
If men are dying while Bush is on the campaign trail, it's makes Diebold's job harder.
What would happen if Bush really sent us to Mars.
"We knew that Bush is the enemy of God, the
enemy of Islam and Muslims.
America declared war against God. Sharon declared war against God and
God declared war against America, Bush and Sharon. The war of God
continues against them and I can see the victory coming up from the land
of Palestine by the hand of Hamas."
--Abdel Aziz Rantisi, the man Sharon put in charge of Hamas, Attribution
D-r-i-v-e b-y N-e-w-s
Minister Escapes Assassination
Baghdad is the new murder capitol of the world
to Double Afghanistan Contingent
Excellent idea - Get bin Laden, let Smirk steal Iraq on his own
Gas Prices Hit New Record High
We're dying for cheap oil - blame an "unexpected shortage"
Lawmakers Agree on Gay Marriage Ban
"Screw the Mass. Supreme Court - we hate gays"
You know you've sold out when...
...the GOP makes you an action hero.
Marty's Entertainment Page
from bin Laden hunt evoke questions
Why catch him when you can loot Iraq, instead?
In 2002, troops from the 5th Special Forces Group who specialize in the Middle East were pulled out
of the hunt for Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan to prepare for their next assignment: Iraq. The CIA,
meanwhile, was stretched badly in its capacity to collect, translate and analyze information coming from
Afghanistan. When the White House raised a new priority, it took specialists away from the Afghanistan
effort to ensure Iraq was covered. The question of how much those shifts prevented progress against
al-Qaeda and other terrorists is putting the Bush administration on the defensive.
Bush intentionally called off the hunt for OBL so he could invade
Thanks to Richard Clarke, people are now beginning to see the real BFEE.
...I wonder if Clarke reads bartcop.com?
In contrast to tip-toeing around the l-word for Bush, the major news media stomped all over
the credibility of Al Gore in 2000 and is starting to do the same to John Kerry. A case in point
was Kerry's off-hand remark on March 8 that he had spoken with "more leaders" who hoped
he would defeat Bush. Initially, a pool reporter disseminated a misquote of the comment, which
reported Kerry saying "foreign leaders."
But the story didn't switch into high gear
until the right-wing Washington Times, controlled by the
Rev. Sun Myung Moon, blared the results of its investigation of Kerry's remarks across the front
page of its March 12 issue. Though it's been well known for more than a year that many foreign
leaders are troubled by Bush's unilateral foreign policy, the Washington Times acted like Kerry's
claim was so strange that it merited some major sleuthing."
Get the book that changed Bush's 2004 campaign stratergy
"Why are you saying that to a third-party independent
candidate when you don't say it to anyone else?
Why don't you say to Bush: 'You may cost Kerry the White House?' Because somehow third-party
candidates are second-class citizens. And that is not acceptable."
--Ralph Nader, pretending he doesn't understand that he's helping Bush again, Attribution
Hey Ralph, if you put away your "How
does the world work?" stupidity, you'd be forced to admit
that you can't possibly win but you can grab 2-3 percent of the kid's vote and reward Bush a second time.
Your claim that both parties are the same fools the younger crowd,
and you should be ashamed of
yourself for taking advantage of these kids who don't know any better. It's very much like child abuse.
Unhappy about the size of your love tool?
It won't make your love tool any bigger,
but you'll learn what the BFEE is doing with your stolen money.
"Every time somebody comes up and says something
that this White House doesn't like,
they don't answer the questions about it or show you the truth about it. They go into
character assassination mode. It is entirely inappropriate and almost hysterical of the
White House to engage in this massive character assassination."
--John Kerry, Attribution
Subject: The rarity of Chinaco Anejo
My drug of choice is Stolichnaya, but I
tried to buy some Chinaco Anejo at the ABC store in North
They didn't have it, never heard of it. The few times out dining I asked for a shot of Chinaco - nada.
Hubby and I went to Cancun a couple of weeks
ago, so I thought this would be a great time to taste Chinaco Anejo.
So of course I thought, here in Cancun there would be no problem. Wrong. I requested Chinaco Anejo at the
hotels and niteclubs, they didn't have it. I had shots of other tequilas that gave me frightful headaches. Almost as bad
as a Gosling's black rum hangover. I plan to order some chinaco over the internet to see what you rave about.
If only you lived in Hellhole, Oklahoma - it's $34.95
here - unbelieveable.
Of course, I'd rather pay %60 for it and live in a real state, but nooooooo.
Yes, it can be hard to find, especially the Anejo.
The Silver and Reposado just don't hunt, but the Anejo is the heavyweight champion of the world.
The Mexican Restaurant chain Chevy's usually stocks
it, if you have one of those.
They don't sell it in Mexico because they get top dollar for it in the states.
James Carville sold it at Juliefest - you didn't try some that
Or were you busy working on the South's Finest Chocolate? :)
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Subject: Condi won't testify?
I find it amazing that Condoleezza Rice
won't testify to the 9-11 commission referencing "constitutional issues
and "separation of powers". Seems I don't remember these issues being a problem back when the Republicans
were dragging President Clinton and everyone in his administration before congressional panels. The way the
Bush administration is hiding things make one wonder if they have something to hide? The more Ms. Rice says
she won't talk - the more interested I am in hearing what she's not saying.
San Francisco, CA.
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Bush, Face Payback
Why the press is afraid to report Bush crimes
The list is a long one:
Gen. Anthony Zinni,
Gen. Eric Shinseki,
Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson,
...and we shouldn't forget James
Hatfield who killed himself (?) after tangling with the BFEE.
or Robert Perry who was fired from Newsweek and blacklisted for blowing the whistle on Iran-Contra.,
or Greg Palast who called the BFEE on the buried alive murders of the Barrick miners.
or Clifford Baxter, who's death was ruled a suicide before the medical examiner even saw the body.
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"After 9/11, Republicans could have become
the majority party for the next 50 years.
But for whatever reason, Bush kept up the same polarizing approach. Everyone wanted
to rally behind Bush. This is the biggest act of political stupidity in my lifetime."
--Alan Wolfe, director of Religion and American Public Life at Boston College, Attribution
pokes fun at missing WMDs
"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere," he said.
That's funny as hell, Mr President.
soldier body count in Iraq
Bush lied, and caused 591 Americans their lives - and counting.
That's funny as hell, Mr President
Abortion-rights supporters are challenging the first substantial limitation on abortion since
the Supreme Court's landmark Roe v. Wade decision. The law has not been enforced
because judges in New York, Lincoln, Neb., and San Francisco agreed to hear evidence
in three separate trials without juries before deciding whether it violates the Constitution.
You women need to make your opinion heard
and you need to vote for Kerry.
Bush is determined to take away your privacy rights because he's a Falwell/Robertson tool.
Subject: Why I subscribed to BartCop Radio
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out there who really expresses the way I feel about the scum
who have stolen our country. Your passion keeps me stoked every day, and I hope it will guide and
motivate me to do something concrete to fight "the Greatest Criminals the World Has Ever Known."
"If I had known then what I know now, I would
have voted against it. I have admitted that my vote was wrong.
The decision got made before there was a whole bunch of intelligence. I think the intelligence was shaped.
And I think the interpretation of the intelligence was shaped. You had a president who we now know was
determined to go to war. He was going to be a war president."
--Sen. Jay Rockefeller, D-W.Va., Attribution
Talk radio turns to the left
"Over the past 30 years the American people have been conned into thinking 'liberal' is a dirty word,"
the Saturday Night Live alum says. "Because of liberal reforms, we enjoy things like desegregation, child
labor laws, environmental protection, seat belts and birth control. These are liberal reforms that we as a
contemporary culture brag about, take for granted and enjoy, so how is it that liberalism is a dirty word?"
Starting Wednesday, Garofalo will get three
hours each weeknight to kick around this and other issues when
her new show, The Majority Report, airs on a new liberal-themed talk radio network, Air America. The network
will initially launch on AM stations in New York (WLIB 1190), Chicago (WNTD 950), Los Angeles (KBLA 1580)
and San Francisco (to be announced), and on the Web at www.airamericaradio.com.
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Do any GOP impressions?
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"The White House finds itself in the awkward
position of trying to explain why Rice
can talk at length to reporters but not at the commission's televised hearings
because of the constitutional principle of separation of powers."
--Terence Hunt, Attribution
What are they so afraid of?
Are they worried that Kinda Sleazy might spill the beans?
Are they worried she'll lose control of her temper and let something slip?
What secrets might Kinda Sleazy let slip out?
told her to kill sons
When God comes a knockin' - don't let him in
In opening statements Monday, a Texas prosecutor described how a mother
smashed the head of her infant son with a rock and then led her two older boys
outside and did the same to them, killing the two oldest boys.
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