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Swift Boat Liar Lied
SB Liar Quits Bush Campaign
Bush got zero ANG medals
D-r-i-v-e   b-y   N-e-w-
NYC errs in playing nice
Cleland in Crawford, TX
Radical feminist debuts
WK Smith Accused of Rape


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  We have faith, deep and unshakeable faith, 
  that he was sent to us by God to save Germany."
        --Hermann Goering, speaking of Hitler, 

"I was sent by God, too..."


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"What galls me to the core of my being is when George Bush pretends to be a cowboy.
  It galls me that they've created the largest federal deficit in the country's history.
  It galls me that they basically lied about the reasons for starting a war in Iraq and
  alienated our allies. The list of things that gall me is too long to get into. I'm not working
  under any grand assumptions that my involvement will change the course of the election.
  My great fear is that we will wake up on November 3, George Bush will have won and
  we will say, 'What more could we have done?'"
    --Moby,   Attribution

 Swift Boat Liar Lied on Cambodia Claim
  Can we start talking about what a losing loser Bush is now?

  Click  Here

 Serial liar John E. O'Neill, in a conversation that was taped by theNixon the
 evil Dick's secret recording system, told The Trickster in 1971 that he had been
 in Cambodia in a swift boat during the Vietnam War - a claim at odds with his
 recent lies that he and Kerry were not.

 Thanks to the press helping Bush and the silent Democrats, the Swift Boat Liars
 are going to get away with this. A new CNN poll says the number of people who
 would've voted for Kerry because he's a war hero dropped from 42% to 21 %

 I wonder what would've happened if we had fought back?


 Subject: Your country needs you

 You have got to get on the Kerry staff, ASAP. They definitely need someone who can
 give the Swift Boat Liars and other flying monkeys the Red Ass, someone who knows
 not to use words like "proactive" when talking to yokels.

"Shirley" you know somebody who knows somebody who can put you in touch with
 someone who knows someone else on the Kerry campaign. If they don't hire someone
 like you--with a smart mouth and a bad attitude towards Rethuglican b.s.-- I'm afraid that
 the bounce that Smirky will get from the convention will erase Kerry's lead.

 I've been a fan of your site for two years or so; now is the time to take that hammer to the Big Leagues.
 Keep swingin',
 Matt in B-more

 Matt, I have no connections.
 All I have is a modem, a smart mouth and the truth.



"I felt like Bush stole the last election and the whole country kind of got robbed
  and bamboozled, and I wanted to make sure I did my part besides voting. I was like, yo,
  I want to do an ad myself... George Bush is probably the first real gangsta we have
  had in office. John Kerry needs to be a little bit more of a gangsta himself."
    --Hip-hop impresario Benny Boom,    Attribution

 Lawyer Advising Vets Quits Bush Campaign
  Dirty rat gets caught lying for Bush

  Click  Here

 Benjamin Ginsberg an election lawyer for The Usurper who also has been advising
 a liar's group of veterans against Kerry resigned in disgrace from Bush's campaign.
 Ginsberg's acknowledgment Tuesday evening that he was providing legal advice to
 the Swift Boat Liars marked the second time in days that a scumbag on Team Smirk
 had been connected to the group, a front for the Republican incumbent's re-election effort.

 Bush has repeatedly lied that there is no coordination.

"Who knew they were connected?  Not me..."


 Subject: Yes I agree - Show 51 had a whole lotta what we're gonna need

  One little spark at the right time and place, that'll set it off.
 Anyway - killer show Bartdude!

(And we'll ride into town, justa whoopin' and a whompin', and get some f'n payback!)

 Richard, f'n Seattle!


"The Kerry campaign is sending Max Cleland and Jim Rassman down to the
  president's 'ranch' to hand deliver a letter signed by seven veterans serving
  in the United States Senate asking Bush to "recognize this blatant attempt
  at character assassination, and publicly condemn it."
     --Josh Marshall,   Attribution

 Subject: Re: read this again

 Hey, Bart:
 In response to the reader who wrote:

> No, they stole power to Enron the world the way they did California

> Can't you find a proof reader?
> A third grader could correct most of the stuff.


 I think it's obvious what happened here...I thought the sentence was gobbledygook, too,
 until I realized you were using "Enron" as a verb. Once I made that connection, it made
 complete sense. From the Merriam-Webster Dictionary:

 Main Entry: en•ron
 Pronunciation: 'en-ron
 Function: verb
 transitive senses
 1 a (1) : to mistreat or exploit through extortion, trickery, or unfair actions; especially :
    to deprive of or cheat out of something due or expected <screwed out of a job>
       (2) : to treat so as to bring about injury or loss (as to a person's reputation)
   <use the available Federal machinery to screw our political enemies -- J. W. Dean III>
   -- often used as a generalized curse <screw you!> b : to extract by pressure or threat

 Keep swingin'! Oh, and look for my upcoming book (you're mentioned in it) called "Red State Yellow Dog Blues,"
 a compilation of my lefty columns published here in Wichita's free weekly paper, F5.

 Best regards,

 Bush was awarded NO Texas National Guard Medals!!
  They say you get two just for showing up - and he has none?

  Click  Here

"Medals only mean something if you throw them away..."



 Subject:  Bob Dole - how did you injure your arm?

 Bart I have to tell you that I never saw Bob Dole injure his arm in combat.
 For all I know it got that way from spanking his monkey one to many lonely nights.
 I'm sure that there are others who would back this ludicrous claim also.
 Yesterday's hero is today's clay pigeon.

 Charlie Ray

 Charlie, good point, and shame on the GOP for opening this Pandora's box.
 It cheapens the sacrifice of every war hero America's ever had.


"I'm an unabashed supporter of John Kerry because I've stood beside him in combat
  and I know what he's capable of and I'd want him at my back if I ever have to go
  someplace where it gets really ugly really fast."
    --Wade Sanders, who was under fire with Kerry in Vietnam,     Attribution

 I've been treated like scum since I got back from Iraq

  Click  Here

 Subject:  McCain and Dole

 WTF do the Bushies have on John McCain and Bob Dole?
 These were two people everybody thought were stand-up guys.

  Now they're taking part in the smearing of a fellow veteran -- a fellow WOUNDED veteran
 -- by a drunken, never-elected monkey who couldn't even finish his Texas/Alabama National Guard duty?

 What is the world coming to?


 PS. Please pardon my inclusion of McCain with the SBVT smear campaign. He has condemned the smears.
        But he's still supporting an administration whose 2000 campaign vilely attacked his family.

 I agree.
 If you had asked me 90 days ago, "Name two decent living Republicans,"
 I would've answered "McCain and Dole."

 Dole is out completely now as a easily manipulated handjob (pun intended) but yes,
 we must give McCain credit for saying Bush's ads were disgusting and shameful.

 Subject: Dole

 I also had some respect for Bob Dole at one time. When he ran against
 President Clinton in 1996, I didn't support him but at least I thought he was
 a man of some integrity. After this latest episode he's proven to be just as
 despicable and fraudulent as Bush and Rove. He should be ashamed of
 himself but as a typical Republican, he has no shame.

 DeLand, Fl.

 NYC errs in playing nice with protesters

  Click  Here

 Next week, people who hate Republicans plan to release swarms of mice in New York City

 to terrorize delegates to NaziCon2004.  Republican-haters plan on dressing up as RNC volunteers,
 and giving false directions to little blue hair ladies from Kansas, sending them into the sectors of
 New York City that are unfit for human habitation.

 They plan on throwing pies and Lord knows what else at Republican visitors to the city.
 Prostitutes with AIDS plan to seduce Republican visitors, and discourage the use of condoms,
 according to liberal journalist Ted Rall.  New York City is a place renowned for coddling no one.
 And yet, its new mayor, a Boston transplant, plans to coddle these junior terrorists..

 Yeah, it looks like there's some hate all right - on the GOP side.

 Subject: Veterans for Kerry, not Dole


 Isn't Bob Dole the one who dumped his first wife - the mother of his children and the nurse
 who took care of him when he was wounded in WW II (and you're right - he HAS made a
 career of that) for that bimbo, Elizabeth Dole?

 I think Bob is either senile or he's suffering from Viagra poisoning.
 Bill Clinton should tell him to go Cheney himself.

 Repugs - they have NO shame!
 Terry C

 Terry, that reminds me of the time Bob Dole called Dr Laura in the summer of 1996

 Cleland Tries to Deliver Letter to Bush


  Click  Here

 Senator Max Cleland, left, and Jim Rassmann, center, approach a Secret Service Agent,
 on station at the check point to the entrance of Pinhead's ranch Wednesday Aug. 25, 2004.
 Cleland tried to deliver a letter protesting ads challenging Kerry's Vietnam service to Bush,
 but the Secret Service stopped Cleland short of his goal.

 No telling how much trouble Cleland could've caused if they hadn't stopped him.


 Bush Edges Ahead of Kerry for the 1st Time
  What is Kerry waiting for?     There are only 68 days left.

  Click  Here

 Peterson Trial Focusing on Accomplices
  Cops thought Amber Frey might've been involved

  Click  Here

 Judge Stops Partial-Birth Abortion Ban
  The GOP knew it was illegal when Bush signed it into law

  Click  Here

 Tom Leykis gets kicked in the head in Seattle
  Listeners assault syndicated shock jock outside a bar at 3 AM

  Click  Here

"Russia now has a Sept. 11."
  Planes assumed to he hijacked and crashed

  Click  Here


"The sudden resignation of Bush's top lawyer doesn't end the extensive web of
  connections between Bush and the group trying to smear Kerry's military record.
  In fact, it only confirms the extent of those connections."
    --Kerry-Edwards campaign manager Mary Beth Cahill,    Attribution

 Krispy Kreme profit drops 50%
  The Carb Craze is killing them

  Click  Here

 The profit shortfall is the latest in a string of bad news that has raised concerns about the company's business model.
 Krispy Kreme's stock, which debuted in May 2001, sank almost 17 percent to a record low of $12.75.
 It was the second-biggest loser on the New York Stock Exchange on Thursday.

 At the close, it was off  $13.77.
 The stock has tumbled about 70 percent from its peak of $44.54 last November.


 Subject: It's about the Future - not the Past

 We have an election coming up that will determine the future of America.
 I wish the media would shift the focus of the election coverage to where
 America is going rather than rehashing Vietnam again.

 I call on the media to reality test the positions of the candidates and try to
 talk about where we are going rather than where we have been.
 Vietnam is history.
 We should be talking about Iraq and what it's going to take to resolve it.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA

 Subject: Dole, banana, viagra, pencil...go figure.


 I remember back in '96 people simply assuming that Bob Dole was a "better man" than Clinton.
 Even people that voted for Clinton seemed to think, "yeah, Bob Dole... greatest generation,
 injured in battle, middle American, plain spoken etc. etc. he must be a better man."

 Well if he was so G.D. good then why was he against the Brady bill?
 Why was he affraid to offend the tobacco companies?
 Clearly he valued campaign contributions more than the lives of the people he wanted to govern.
 Good man my ass.

 Now this bit about Kerry's war wounds.
 Bob Dole should take some viagra and go "F" himself !

 Boston Dave

 Dave, I remember two things Dole said in his 1996 campaign.
 One, he said we shouldn't have taggants in dynamite, meaning he wanted
 the purchasers of dynamite to be able to remain hidden - and then ther was milk.

 Remember when a reporter (back when they did their jobs) asked Dole if tobacco was dangerous?
 Dole said,  "I'm not a doctor. Some people say milk is bad for you, too."

 Milk and cigarettes are equally bad, Bob?
 Would you give your grandbaby a cigarette, Bob?

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"I believe that when you put in a good day's work, you deserve a good day's pay.
  I believe in creating jobs that don't just let you survive, but let you get ahead.
  Jobs that let you pay your bills, send your kids to college, buy a house, save a
  little for retirement and go out to dinner or a movie every once in a while."
    --John Kerry, explaining why jobs are important,   Attribution

  John, is that the best way to spend your time now that you're behind in the polls?
  Don't you think it's time to launch the offensive?

 Subject: BCR Show 51

 Hey, I'm in London...and it's brilliant!


 Uh-oh, the Englishster liked #51

 Subject: Why I'm cancelling my subscription

 I've been a subscriber since before there was even a radio show.
 But now I just. have to cancel my subscription.  Why?

 Because I'm placing a new one for twice as much.  Because you won't turn whore.
 And I know I'll be hearing you on Air America before the year is out.


 Peregrin, thanks for that.

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"The whole country's watching him avoid the question. You asked about Cambodia.
  How do I know he's not in Cambodia? I was on the same river, George. I was there
  two months after him. Our patrol area ran to Sedek, it was 50 miles from Cambodia.
  There isn't any watery border."
     --John O'Neill, calling himself a liar    Attribution

 Subject: Dole

 Well said Bartman
 When are these pussy Democrats going to start kicking back?

 Time is running out - I wish they'd start.

 Bush the dumber has got his nuts out there so far for Kerry to just kick until he cannot kick anymore
 Please John - kick this guy and put him where he belongs.
 GWB does such a good job of making himself look stupid,
 imagine how bad a good fight could make Bush look ..sheesh.


 Subject: when?

 When is a dem gonna come out and say the obvious - Bush is stupid, thick and a real dumbass?
 That is the bottom line.
 This is not the time to be pc.


 Dave, I hope they do something soon.

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 Subject: 9-11 and Bush's reaction

 From,  Kevin Cloyd

 The emotion Bush displayed in the classroom that day was GUILT,  America was warned of the attacks
 by Russian President Putin, Egyptian intelligence and a host of others.  The possibility of the attacks were
 suggested in the Aug. 6 PDB.  The only explanation of Bush's lack of reaction or normal curiosity to the
 news that the nation was under attack is that he already knew that the attack was planned.  Bush found
 himself in the position of knowing the attacks were planned but not knowing the details of the plan.

 The actions that Bush would have had to take to have any potential of thwarting the attacks of 9-11-2001
 carried major political costs,  real security at airports,  delays and inconveniences to passengers,  higher costs
 for tickets, lower profits for airline companies and even the possibility of grounding commercial airlines  In an
 administration where EVERY action is filtered through the political wing before being implemented Bush simply
 was unwilling to absorb the political heat for trying to prevent the attacks.  That the attacks also had the potential
 for a political upside probably figured into the equation also.

 Bart, you were sure right about the 911 Commission,  as a Hoosier I thought that Hamilton and Roemer would
 not participate in a whitewash.  I bought a copy and started to read it, but decided to skip ahead to the chapters
 on the insider trading in put options on American Airlines and United Airlines stock in the days before the attacks.
 Exactly the type of trades monitored by the SEC because of the potential for abuse.  Guess what?  The only place
 the trades are mentioned in the report is in the testimony of Mindy Klienburg.  The Commission Report does not
 have one word on the clearest evidence of foreknowledge of the attacks to the Federal Government.

 Remember Ashcroft and senior Justice Department officials stopped flying commercial in August 2001,  Bush started
 taking Cipro, the preferred treatment for anthrax, the first day of September 2001 and Richard Clarke had spent the
 entire summer warning of the probability of such an attack.  That Bush would then morph the attack by Al Qeada into
 an excuse to invade Iraq demonstrates his willingness to use the greatest tragedy in most of our lifetimes for political
 purposes.  If Bush is willing to use the tragedy for political purposes after the fact, then Bush would have factored
 political costs into his actions before the fact.

 Kevin C

Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq

 953, 955, 962, 966, 970  dead American soldiers.

Forgive me for counting Bush's victims.

"I know what I'm doing when it comes to winning this war."
 --The Butcher of Baghdad,      Attribution


 Subject: McCain's opinion of W

 I read on another board that McCain's son is best friends with the singer, Moby.
 Moby said that his father HATES Bush but is shilling for him 'for the Republicans'.

 McCain hates Bush for what he said about his family, most notably his sister.
 Obviously, McCain, Jr. has more character than his father.
 Hugs and smooches, Bart honey,


 William Kennedy Smith Accused of Rape Again

  Click  Here

 A woman who sued William Kennedy Smith said Thursday that he sexually
 assaulted her five years ago "in a manner that will haunt me to the day I die."

 She said he dragged her into the house, took her upstairs to his bedroom and raped her.

 She continued to work for Smith afterward and had even had consensual sex with him
 on a number of occasions, her attorney said.  She is seeking at least $50,000 as compensation.

 Here we go again.
 One might think having repeated, consensual sex with a guy would disarm
 the accusation that he raped you before you started dating him.

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 Today in History

 • In 55 B.C., Roman forces under Julius Caesar invaded Britain.

 • In 1883, Krakatoa began erupting East of Java.

 • In 1920, the 19th amendment, guaranteeing American women the right to vote, was declared in effect.

 • In 1939, the first televised Major League baseball games were shown on station W2XBS

 • In 1957, the Soviet Union announced it had tested an intercontinental ballistic missile.

 • In 1974, Charles Lindbergh died at his home in Hawaii at age 72.

 • In 1978, Cardinal Albino Luciani of Venice ran a succesful campaign for Pope after proving
    the "Swift Chalice Priests for Truth" were lying about his Church record.
 • In 1999, Janet Reno pledged that a new investigation of the 1993 Waco, Texas, siege would
   "get to the bottom" of how the FBI used potentially flammable tear gas grenades against her
    wishes and then took six years to admit it.



 From: Tank

 Subject:  Racist Bart


 I see you repeat yourself on this point without any proof of your point.
 You say Republicans hate Blacks.  Is that why so many Black judges have been
 appointed and recommended for higher office including the Supreme Court?

 Is that why the first Black Secretary of State was named under Bush and the first
 Black National Security Advisor was acclaimed? How about Secretary Ron Paige
 and so many undersecretaries and high level subordinates?  How about the first Black
 Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?  Bill "Whitey" Clinton had eight years to name
 someone to these stratisfied posts and he named only white men and women.
 The only one he named, Ron Brown, wound up dead under mysterious circumstances.
 How come?

 Bill Dobson

 How come you're such a Monkey?

 Your side may appoint blacks, for show,
 but you'd never elect one because your side hates them.
 How come?

 When will the lily-white GOP elect a person of color?

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