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1407 - Position Reversal
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Thursday September 23, 2004
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"It's hard to help a country go from tyranny
to elections to peace when there are
a handful of people who are willing
to kill in order to stop the process. And that's
what you're seeing on the TV screens.
These people cannot beat us militarily."
-- The delusional King, lying to
himself while men are dying every day in Iraq Attribution
But george, you mean "only a handful" of people are keeping us
out of Fallujah, Najaf, Ramadi,
Sammara, Karbala, Tikrit, Bayji, Al Haglanyah, much of Baghdad
and and all points in between?
A "handful" of people are attacking our
troops 80 times a day?
Blocked from Voting in U.S. Election
Millions of U.S. citizens, including a
disproportionate number of black voters,
will be blocked from voting in the Nov.
2 election because of legal barriers,
faulty procedures or dirty tricks, according to civil rights and legal experts.
"In elections in Baltimore in 2002 and in Georgia
last year, black voters were sent fliers
saying anyone who hadn't paid utility bills
or had outstanding parking tickets or were behind
on their rent would be arrested at polling
stations. It happens in every election cycle," she said.
In a mayoral election in Philadelphia last
year, people pretending to be plainclothes cops stood
outside some polling stations asking people
to identify themselves. There have also been reports
of mysterious people videotaping people
waiting in line to vote in black neighborhoods.
Will the Democrats be able to stop the Bush
bastards from stealing another one?
Will the press help when democracy screams, "Help
me, I'm drowning?"
Or will they cheer for the dirty water
like they did in 2000?
"All of the traditional media is against us.
The traditional media in this country is in tune
with the elite, not the people. That
is why we're not liked by the traditional media. That's not us."
--Rupert Murdoch, on why a Nazi's life is so lonely, Attribution
"Far be it for me to contradict the saintly
Mr. Murdoch, but when his usually unnamed minions
spend their days trumpeting their volume
of viewers and readers (100 billion flies can't be wrong)
and anonymously kicking the shins at
every rival and every critic in a way that would embarrass
Robert Novak, I'm afraid he's going
to have to face the horrible truth: he is the "media elite."
--Keith Olbermann, Attribution
fell short on duty at Guard
Records show pledges unmet - how can
they worship a deserter?
On July 30, 1973, shortly before he moved
from Houston to Cambridge, Bush signed a document
that declared, ''It is my responsibility
to locate and be assigned to another Reserve forces unit or
mobilization augmentation position. If
I fail to do so, I am subject to involuntary order to active duty
for up to 24 months. . . " Under Guard
regulations, Bush had 60 days to locate a new unit.
But Bush never signed up with a Boston-area
unit. In 1999, Bush spokesman Dan Bartlett told the
Washington Post that Bush finished his
six-year commitment at a Boston area Air Force Reserve unit
after he left Houston. Not so, Bartlett
now concedes. ''I must have misspoke," Bartlett, who is now the
White House communications director, lied
in a recent interview.
And early in his Guard service, on May 27,
1968, Bush signed a ''statement of understanding" pledging
to achieve ''satisfactory participation"
that included attendance at 24 days of annual weekend duty -- usually
involving two weekend days each month --
and 15 days of annual active duty. ''I understand that I may be
ordered to active duty for a period not
to exceed 24 months for unsatisfactory participation," the statement reads.
Yet Bush, a fighter-interceptor pilot, performed
no service for one six-month period in 1972 and for
another period of almost three months in
1973, the records show.
After 12 years of screaming at Clinton, who wanted fewer names on the Vietnam Memorial Wall,
the GOP now worships a drunken, wartime deserter who thought
Vietnam was a plenty noble war.
tons of info
Would you include on a daily post what BFEE
Surely other readers would like to know
Ms. White, it stands for Bush Family Evil Empire, which
Halliburton, Bechtel, Barrick Mining, the Kitty Carlyle Group,
Shows Bush Was AWOL
How can the GOP worship a wartime deserter?
As a new examination of documents by the
Boston Globe shows, "Bush fell well short of meeting
his military obligation." Twice during
his Guard service - first when he joined in May 1968, and again
before he transferred out of his unit in
mid-1973 to attend Harvard Business School - Bush signed
documents pledging to meet training commitments
or face a punitive call-up to active duty.
But "he didn't meet the commitments, or
face the punishment, the records show."
Bush also has claimed "I did show up in
Alabama" in 1972 when he was supposed to report there
for duty. But as the Globe notes,
"Bush's service records do not show him logging any service in
Alabama until October of that year." Furthermore,
"even that service is in doubt" as "no one has
come forward with any credible recollection
of having witnessed Bush performing guard service in
Alabama or after he returned to Houston
"I love Dan Rather. I'm so sad for him. I feel
sorry for him. I think someone set him up."
Hey Dominic - guess what?
It's Dan Rather's job NOT to get set up.
When you say "someone set him up," you're saying he's not good at his job.
rise of the new Iraqi "tough guy"
That is why Allawi's mission to the
U.S. this week is so important, at least for George Bush.
He must help convince Americans to disregard
the facts and accept the notion that all is well
in Mess-o-potamia. Yesterday our Iraqi
client showed that he knows what is expected of him,
dutifully declaring, "We are winning, we
are making progress in Iraq, we are defeating terrorists."
Iraqis know better, but who cares what
Tomorrow, Allawi is hosting a press conference
in New York for Arab journalists.
All questions must be approved in advance."
The BFEE and it's tentacles have been running the CIA since the
Allawi is a former (?) CIA spook, telling us Itaq is Paradise,
despite 80 attacks per day,
and the American whore media eats these giant lies with a gravy
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Tell the world the truth.
"Nobody gets away with trying to corrupt American
--William Safire, who
apparently sleep thru 2000, Attribution
down that Florida hurricane map
What's the deal, bunkmeisters?
I'm getting hit big time for having confidence
in BARTCOP? What's going on?
Bartcop on snopes.com?
TAKE DOWN THAT BOGUS HURRICANE MAP!
Andrew, I don't take stuff down.
My Hurricane Map Truth and Research Committe was off the day
that was published.
bartcop.com regrets the error
(not really, I thought it was funny)
Besides, did you think I was serious about printing a "message
Mocks Kerry's Leadership Credentials
President Bush mocked John Kerry's fitness
to be commander in chief Wednesday,
saying the way to bring U.S. troops home
from Iraq "is not to wilt or waver."
Surely, that writer has never visited bartcop.com
We know mocking when we see it, and "not
to wilt or waver" is not mocking.
"Bunnypants on the USS Lincoln looked like
Rocky the Flying Squirrel high on Starbucks,"
is much more mocking than "not
to wilt or waver."
"I find the hand wringing over the Dan Rather-George
W. Bush interesting. I recall that sometime
in the mid-90s, at the heart of Whitewater,
that "Nightline" ran a story, with commentary by Jeff Greenfield,
that used video of Hillary Clinton
supposedly admitting to something that she'd been saying she hadn't done.
Of course, it wasn't until much later
that it was learned that ABC had doctored the video and that Ms. Clinton
was actually saying something quite
different. So, I wonder. I notice that Koppel and Greenfield still have
but was anybody from ABC dismissed
over that matter? And if not, then why should Rather or Mapes or anybody
at CBS be out of work for what appears
to be an honest mistake and not a deliberate act like ABC's video editing?"
These media whores just kill me...
They act like they're so honest and above lying or slanting a
They are actors reading a script of lies written by their billionaire
You show me an honest reporter whose last name isn't Thomas and
I'll buy you a shot of Chinaco.
...and I can prove that because they no longer call on helen Thomas.
If Bush calls on a reporter, it's ONLY because he knows that
reporter is "safe"
and willing to play ball with the BFEE to further the global
takeover that started Dec11, 2001.
look at the first 1000 who died for the BFEE
It's a grid - mouse over any block for a picture and a few
Have a drink or two before you go there...
fined $550K for Janet's breast
But it's not obscene for Cheney to tell Leahy to "Go fuck yourself"
and His 10 Different Positions on Iraq
by Michael Moore
Britney fake her wedding just to annoy the media?
If so, I would think more of her - "F" the press
Chain of Command
Hunting of the President,
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Iraq will hold elections in January
After meeting with interim Prime Minister
Ayad Allawi, Bush said he expects violence
in Iraq to escalate as the country moves
toward elections scheduled for January.
Gee, he's another Kreskin..
They keep saying Iraq will have "free" elections.
Wish we could have that here, in America.
But I have a prediction of my own:
When they hang the first sign in Baghdad that says "Vote
that building will be blown to bits 10 minutes later - killing
those standing in line.
So, ...who will stand in the second line to vote?
Plus, how are they going to vote in Fallujah, Najaf, Ramadi, Sammara,
Karbala, Tikrit, Bayji,
Al Haglanyah and the sections of Baghdad where the mightiest
military on Earth dare not step?
Backpedals into Emergency Iraq Funds
"We have enough money, so I'll only steal a little bit..."
"The Pentagon has begun tapping into its $25
billion emergency fund for the Iraq war
to prepare for a major troop rotation and
intense fighting this fall, administration officials
said on Tuesday, despite the White House's
initial insistence that it had enough money...
"With the rate of spending in Iraq already at
more than $1 billion a week, the Pentagon
may not have enough money to 'get past
Christmas,' let alone wait until February, said
John Pike, a defense analyst with GlobalSecurity.org.
He said the White House could
need closer to $75 billion next year."
"A president who has no foresight and cannot
think properly, is now wanting to
plunge the world into a holocaust...
Why is the United States behaving so arrogantly?
All that (Bush) wants is Iraqi oil."
--Nelson Mandela, who
Cheney voted to keep in a South African prison in 1990, Attribution
Now that Kerry has turned into an anti-Bush Grizzly bear
we should no longer feel reluctant to contribute to the Democrats.
All we ever asked them was to wake the hell up and begin the
We won't know until Nov 3 if Kerry woke up in time to stop
but let's do what we can to give Kerry what he needs to send
murdering bastard Bush into retirement so he can talk to the
If nothing else - do it to save some soldiers lives.
sent them $25 - anybody care to match that?
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Now with Survivor
"The advance of freedom always carries a cost."
--Dubya, to the United
But Monkey - rape and murder carry a cost, too, so what's your
operation in LA
"Elvis has left the building," crackled the walkie-talkie.
It was 17 minutes after a strike force
of seven (including four lookouts and one
ground-support crew member - read: ladder holder)
began their ascent up the Resident Evil
billboard at the corner of Pico and Centinela before
daybreak Saturday morning.
Their goal: attempt to shift the power imbalance
that limits access to one of the world's largest
mediums of public expression. Their weapons:
the letter "P," 2 feet tall, and a big picture of Bush's face.
The result: one new "pResident Evil" billboard
with Milla Jovovich's head replaced with a mug of
our commander in chief. The remainder of
the night was devoted to the simpler, yet no less satisfying,
task of "improving" bus-stop versions of
the same movie poster until the purpling sky and dwindling
supply of paper Bush heads told the team
it was time to go home.
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"We know that dictators are quick to choose
while free nations strive to resolve
differences in peace."
--Dubya, the Monkey who ordered
the Mother of all Bombs dropped on Baghdad Attribution
The question should not be:
"Are we safer with Saddam in jail?"
"Would we be safer with Osama in jail, instead?"
The question is not,
Did George W Bush use his family influence
to get into
the National Guard and to cover the
fact he went AWOL?
We know he did, the facts prove it.
The real question is,
"Why cant GWB tell the truth today and admit
it to the people?"
Time and time again GWB lies and misleads
the American people
We need to ask WHY?
Larry the Liberal
Another question: Why won't the media call him on it?
When Clinton had a girlfriend, Washington was all pit bulls.
Now that Bush is killing three soldiers a day, they turn Chihuaua.
How bad can things get?
Bush: "I have not yet begun to fuck up..."
Just how bad are things in Iraq? Since
just last week it has seen hundreds of deaths,
suicide bombings, beheadings, yet more
people kidnapped. When I visited Basra exactly
one year ago it was safe enough to stay
in town on our own. This time, we wouldn't dream
of doing that. The chances of being kidnapped
are too great...
The problem is that very few people are
actively supporting the fight against the militants.
A vicious campaign of intimidation doesn't
help matters. Last month, five cleaning ladies at
a British base were murdered on their way
to work. Two local translators disappeared.
Their severed heads were found outside
the front gate. But perhaps the most worrying
development of the August fighting was
that none of Basra's 25,000 police officers came
to the aid of the British soldiers. Some
even helped the gunmen."
As I explain in BCR
Show 55 (out soon) we have three options in Iraq:
We can elect Kerry and with Bush gone, our allies will come back.
Their greed will put their soldiers on the
ground in Iraq. If we can get five nations to deploy 30,000 troops
each, it would reduce America deaths from
three per day to perhaps three per week. That's
a seven-fold savings in America lives if we fire the Monkey.
We can just leave Iraq, and let Zarqawi
have the $100M a day the BFEE is stealing.
That means Zarqawi's income would be 3 billion dollars a month.
How long before he can afford an atomic bomb or twenty?
Bush wins/steals the election and begins the bloody invasion
of Fallujah, Najaf, Ramadi, Sammara, Karbala,
Tikrit, Bayji, Al Haglanyah and the sections of Baghdad where
our military has, so far, been afraid to go.
We could lose 1000
soldiers in the 30 days following the stolen election.
Bottom line: If you want to see the bloodbath
of the century, vote
for the insane Invader Monkey.
go down in history..."
soldier body count in Iraq
1032, 1035, 1038,
1041 dead American soldiers.
more each day, ...like f-ing clockwork
"On the march to freedom...."
--Dubya, lying to America and th world
What do you mean by schweinhundt?
Do you mean bloodhound or hunting dog?
Schweihund. Or pig dog??
Greg, I have no idea what it means.
It's a German insult of some kind so it fits Bush and the vulgar
I went to http://world.altavista.com and they say
"schweinhundt" in German means in schweinhundt in English, too.
Let's say it means "pig dog."
Pros Always Want 'In'
The men are three of the kings of so-called
no-limit poker, a format in which any player at any time
can put all his money in the pot - all
in, as they say. No-limit poker is as indigenous to America as jazz,
and full of just as much improvisation.
Apple pie is fine, and baseball is always good on a sunny day,
but what could be more American than betting
$1 million on the flop of single card?
Although pitiless when they sit across the
table from one another for a game of Hold 'Em, the three,
Doyle Brunson, T. J. Cloutier and Gus Hansen,
are friends, as friendly as professional card players get.
They are all self-described degenerate
gamblers who just happen to be better at the game than civilians.
Their every waking minute is spent in pursuit
of action, not always at the poker table. If the three of them
came across two worms washed on a sidewalk
after a rainstorm, they might be compelled to stop and
bet on which one makes it back to the grass
Bet on Gus to win.
take that graphic down!!!
Immediately -- take down the graphic
of Weakly World News "Winning the Hearts
and Minds but Losing Heads" graphic.
Replace it with almost anything else.
Disappear it, like the Bush White House
does with their damaging stuff.
This graphic will hurt everybody, no end.
It will give the home-grown fascists
more grist for the mill -- for their "Mighty
Wurlitzer" slime machine.
You made a mistake. Now make it disappear.
And -- should it surface somewhere else
-- deny you had anything to do with it.
Do it Now!
Carl -- not "Balloon Face" Karl
p.s. Did some Freeper hack Bartcop.com?
Hmmm, lots of people barking orders at me today.
Carl, that was supposed to outrage you, like the word "nigger."
If some homegrown fascist has a problem with it, he can get in
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Did you see Annie Duke on Dave last night?
She won the World Series of Poker "Tournament
of Champions" Tuesday night,
which included knocking out her brother,
Howard Lederer, the Professor of Poker.
I missed it Tuesday, so I'll catch the
final rerun Friday at noon on ESPN.
Tonight - a new Survivor,
(look for comments by Denver Dude on Marty's
and the season premier of the real C.S.I.
Mrs. Bart will be nice to me all night.
Top Companies Avoided Federal Income Tax Under Bush
General Electric topped the list of companies
with the largest total tax breaks, at $9.5
during the three-year period. It was followed
by SBC Communications with $9
billion, and IBM,$4.6
Did GE hire anybody this year?
Did SBC hire anybody this year?
Did CitiSteal hire anybody this year?
Did IBM hire anybody this year?
...but you and I had to pay taxes.
I say we change this Nov 2.
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C'mon, you Monkeys...
Find a keyboard and try to make sense.
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