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Monday September 27 2004
Mike Malloy on AAR weeknights
"Under George W. Bush, the United States has
become a government
of the corporation, by the corporation
and for the corporation...
-- Wayne Williams, professor emeritus at the University
of Washington, Attribution
New Ads Slam Kerry's Iraq Comments
Team Bush in a panic, it seems
Team Bush rolled out a new television ad
Monday highlighting Kerry's statements on Iraq.
"How can John Kerry protect us when he doesn't
even know where he stands," the ad asks.
It shows quick snippets of the Democrat's
comments on the war, including "the winning of
the war was brilliant," and "It's the wrong
war, in the wrong place, at the wrong time."
Bush is trying to portray Kerry as indecisive.
Team Bush gets upset if you agree with them.
Winning the war was brilliant
- so brilliant and easy that our soldiers outran their
supply lines and that got people like those
in Jessica Lynch's group killed.
Will Kerry answer the ads, or let it remain unchallenged?
"I will never be a president who just says
I will get the mission accomplished.
That's the difference."
--John Kerry, on Smirk
saying he'd strut his "Mission Accomplished" cockwalk again, Attribution
"Worship me - I'm a war hero!"
in GOP Numbers May Impact Elections
It's been a twelve point swing since early August
Voters in recent surveys are more frequently
describing themselves as Republicans,
a shift that could affect November elections
up and down the ticket if it continues.
In some measure, it's a reflection of the
great success of the Republican campaign in
late August and early September," said
Andrew Kohut, a director of the Pew Research
Center for the People & the Press.
"Many of the people who considered themselves
independents may be feeling better about
the Republican Party."
If I was still down on Kerry, it would still
upset me that he took the last two months off.
Did Bob Schrum tell Kerry that nothing energizes a tight campaign
like a two month snoozefest?
Have you seen the latest GOP "Windsurfing" ad on TV?
Kerry, windsurfing to the left on Iraq, Kerry, windsurfing to
the right on Iraq...
Kerry, windsurfing to the left on tac cuts, Kerry,
windsurfing to the right on tac cuts...
How could they have been so blind and deaf?
Who didn't see that coming?
Scary to think - whoever OK'd the windsurfing photo op is still with Kerry's campaign.
That scares me a lot.
tons of info
Bart, you wrote:
> "What Redstone has failed to mention is that every network has signed a loyalty pledge to Bush."
Are you SURE?
I find this UNBELIEVABLE!!
Exactly where does, "Freedom of the Press"
come into this?
I did read in Kitty Kelley's book that George
W is prone to fits of rage at any reporter who writes
negatively about him or his family, and
he often strikes out (even in public) at them -- which I thought
explained why the press kisses the Bush
Well, we liberals had become lazy and the
"Christian" nazi have seized upon our indolence.
Your increasingly depressed friend,
SPSt, I didn't mean that literally, but their fear of printing
anything negative about Bush
certainly makes one think they've all pledged their loyalty to
the Giggling Murderer..
2004's Jedi Mind Tricks
by Sam Parry as seen at consortiumnews.com
Perhaps the best way to understand Campaign
2004 is to think of the Jedi Mind Trick from the
Star War movies, a wave of the hand and
a hypnotically suggestive phrase make the feeble-minded
miss the obvious. "These aren't the droids
you're looking for," Obi-Wan Kenobe tells storm troopers
who are looking for precisely those droids.
In Campaign 2004, it's as if George W. Bush's
campaign has mastered the same trick, applying it to
much of the national news media and to
many voters: "John Kerry is not the candidate you're looking for."
So, Kerry, the decorated Vietnam War hero
who undertook hazardous missions in the Mekong Delta,
is a coward and a fraud, according to a
pro-Bush veterans group and Bush delegates at the Republican
National Convention who taped on band-aids
adorned with purple hearts to mock Kerry's war wounds.
Meanwhile, the Bush advocates say their
man served honorably in the Texas Air National Guard,
waving off evidence to the contrary. Anyone
- who suggests that influential friends of his dad pulled
strings to keep Bush safely stateside,
that he skipped a required physical leading to his suspension from
flying or that he then ducked out on his
duty obligations in Alabama - is a liar or someone who's been hoaxed.
consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the www
"Apparently when Bush said Mission Accomplished
15 months ago he meant his mission was
to pretend to train lots of Iraqi troops,
lie to the American public about it, then do as little as
he could to spend already-appropriated
reconstruction and election-related funds for Iraq,
and then again lie about it. In all
fairness, that mission was accomplished, and quite well at that."
--John in DC, "Internal
Pentagon document says Bush is a big fat liar on Iraq",
I will subscribe as soon as you dump your
"Ms. Manson, please call the Bart-phone" schtick.
I think now that she is not ever going
Besides, she would have to take the needle
out of her arm to pick up the phone.
P. S. Just kidding, I just really hate their
Thanks for Bartcop.com
First, I don't do blackmail.
Second, the Shirley thing has been widely
It's not like I hang around staring at
the BartPhone all day, wishing she'd call.
Matter of fact, all I'd want out of this
"relationship" would be a 30 second call that said,
"Bart, you have great politics and thanks
for listening to our music."
A while back, I stopped doing the pics and
got a bunch of mail asking, "Where's Shirley?"
Now it's kinda evolved into a contest to
see if I can post a new picture every day.
Besides, you have to intentionally scroll
down to see the picture, so doing that belies your
claim that you don't care for that feature.
Love and hate are similar. The opposite of love
is indifference and you're certainly not
indifferent about seeing her photo each day.
Third, I may be the most naive eskimoe*
to ever live in the Dust Bowl, but as far as I know
her drug of choice is beer. You can slander
her name all day, but I'm not aware of any hard
drug abuse on her part and trust me, she'll
say anything in an interview. She makes Cher,
Madonna and Pink seem shy and withdrawn
when it comes to frank talk.
Fourth, I always think it's odd when people
don't like her music.
It's pop music with clever hooks - who
I can understand people not liking twangy
country or speed metal or dirge music, but to me,
disliking Garbage is like
disliking the early Beatles or those catchy-tune girl groups.
Subject: Do we have four
more years left in us?
... to swing your hammer higher?
I don't know, bart.
What I see of this country after 4 more
yrs of the unelected chimp is.... bleak..
What the HELL are we gonna do?
Not giving up yet.. but damn, sam...
Gmw, I can't speak for everyone, but I'm going to be fine.
I get to pound out my frustrations right here on my keyboard.
When things get tough, I pour myself a shot of Chinaco and put on some Shirley
and 10-15 minutes later I'm back in fighting mode, ready to take
on anybody and anything.
Sure, if Smirk wins, we'll have to live with that - and do what
we can to preserve what's left of
the Constitution, but maybe our biggest problem is finding elected
Democrats who care enough
to actually wake up and come to work. Right now, the GOP is taking
whatever they want because
our actions tell them and the ignorant voters that we have no
interest at all in governing.
Besides, there's always a chance something crazy could happen
and Kerry will win.
Maybe voters will decide they don't love this never-ending bloodbath
war as much as Bush does.
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your duty: question authority
The Thinking American, Part 1
Bill Clinton worked to create a more transparent
government, in which the term "freedom of information"
actually meant something, George W. Bush
has gone out of his way to obscure the details of his governorship
in Texas, suppressed the presidential papers
of his father and Ronald Reagan, and given John Ashcroft
carte blanche to deny most any request
made through the Freedom of Information Act.
Bush rarely participates in off-the-cuff
Q&A sessions with the press, preferring to hide behind the blank wall
of non-answers and ad nauseam repetition
that is Ari Fleischer. Dick Cheney drafted the administration's
energy policy in secret meetings with the
heads of numerous giant energy companies; when ordered to turn over
the paperwork, his response was to remain
in contempt of federal court until a suitably friendly judge (a Bush
appointee, coincidentally) could be found
to dismiss the suit.
What do these guys have to hide? Why aren't
they expected to be held accountable for the decisions they make,
which affect the life of every American
and, to some degree, every person on earth?
Subject: U R not funny
First of all, you are not as funny as you
think you are. Our great nation is being hijacked
by a spoiled dry-drunk imbecile and his
group of the most vile, corrupt degenerates this
world has ever known, (including the Third
Reich), and you make light of it. I have 2 young kids,
possibly damned to a future established
by this evil gang. This is a tragedy, not a comedy.
Laugh now Funnyboy, we will all witness
the end results of this administration in Hell.
I live 2 hours outside of NYC, the media
capital of the world, and I am forced to get my news
from a backwater Okie with an IQ of 64,
and a FAKE news show on Comedy Central.
Granted, the locals make me feel like I'm
living in Nuremburg in 1933, but WTF?
Also, what's with the Shirley Manson stalking?
She is certainly a very talented Mega-Babe,
but your perverted obsession is just a
bit disturbing. Does Mrs. Bart approve of your twisted little fetish?
Does she make you keep both hands in plain
sight at all times?
Lastly, tequila was invented only to Get
Drunk. You must have made millions in your tax cut
to be paying 50 bucks a bottle for skank-ass
shit that has to be chased with a funnel of beer
to cover that awful petroleum taste!!!
I'm not drinking Cuervo, and a bottle of the good
stuff lasts me many months.
I still have some Casa Noble Extra Aged from the
car lot days.
Unfortunately, this crooked administration
makes me slam shots of this shit
and chug funnels (like Jenna Bush) to try
to escape the nightmare...
Thanks for letting me vent.
Keep The Hammer swingin'...
"Any allegation that my dad asked for special
favors is simply not true."
--Dubya, in 1999, lying
his ass off, pretending to be his own man, Attribution
President Will Pick Scores of Judges
Will they be Slappys or will they be Marshalls?
The next president's most enduring legacy
may be in an area little mentioned in the campaign so far:
the federal courts, where rulings on such
hot-button issues as abortion, gay marriage and the death penalty could
have lasting impact.
With an aging Supreme Court, it's likely
that over the next four years either Bush Kerry will choose
one or more new justices, along with scores
or even hundreds of federal appeals court and trial judges.
"As a campaign issue I think it's been almost
invisible," said Supreme Court historian
If we could only get Kerry to....
To: Bush's lawless monkeys
Subject: campaign tactics
My car window was smashed open this evening,
within 7 hours of putting up
a Kerry/Edwards lawnsign next to my vehicle.
There was nothing to steal,
and no one bothered to rifle through the
I would appreciate if ya'll would keep your
limited to vandalizing lawnsigns, please.
My car did nothing wrong. Honest!
"He admitted to me that to avoid Vietnam, his
Dad's friends skipped him through the long
waiting list to get him into the Texas
National Guard. He thought that was a smart thing to do.
What I couldn't stand - and I told him
- he was all for the U.S. to continue with the Vietnam War.
That means he was all for other people,
Americans, to keep on fighting and dying."
--Yoshi Tsurumi, who taught W at
Bartcop, you hit the nail on the head.
I've been thinking about subscribing ever
since May 2003,
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which can be
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Christ Dude, do yourself a friggin favor
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Paypal-less folks' desire for instant gratification.
A year ago, I tried to do that and it didn't work.
Tha bank wanted $660 for the equipment, and they sent 40 pages
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They also are a stickler
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Maybe after the election, I'll have more time to get into things
Class Larry Daniels, with wife Cheryl,
at Landstuhl Medical Center in Germany
arms were shattered by a suicide bomber
his car into Daniels' platoon.
"It breaks your heart. There's nothing more
to take care of these guys. Not money,
--Lt.-Col. Ronald Place, chief
surgeon at Landstuhl in Germany,
that "socialistic medicine" the GOP hates so much Attribution
and Kerry Agree on Debates
The Bush campaign wanted foreign policy
to be the topic of the first - and typically
the most-watched - debate, instead of the
economy, as the Commission proposed.
Kerry had accepted the commission's original
plan over the summer. The final
agreement gave the White House what it
wanted on that score, officials said.
Smart move - Team Bush is going for an early
knockout. Kerry's going to have to go "all in"
on this first debate. If it's a tie or
Bush barely loses, they call it for Bush, so Kerry needs a knockout.
Kerry has to play Goldilocks and be "not
to harsh" but "not to sweet" and beat Bush's brains in.
Kerry needs to have a dozen snappy comebacks
memorized that are pre-written or he'll
spend 40 mionutes explaining the nuances
on what he really, actually meant to say.
When Monkey says, "First you voted for it and then you voted against it,"
Kerry needs to be locked and loaded with
BIG-time zingers and then fire both barrels.
If Kerry doesn't win the first debate big,
nobody will watch debates 2 and 3, so this is it.
Please don't let Bob Schrum "prepare" Kerry
for this debate.
He'll have Kerry apologizing for the medals
he was awarded for Vietnam
The Bush campaign was concerned about the
original proposal that candidates would
take questions from undecided voters in
the Oct. 8 debate, in a town hall format in St. Louis.
The final deal called for the questions
to come from "soft" Bush and Kerry supporters.
That's not all.
The White House insisted on no follow
up questions, such as,
"Yeah, that's all real cute, Smirk, but how
about you answering my damn question?"
Kerry agreed to that.
Kerry agreed that all Bush has to
do is answer, "The world is safer without
to every question asked of him and without
follow up questions he gets away with it.
He's gotten a thousand soldiers killed
for no reason, and you lert him slip away?
Why allow him to hide from tough questions
under the hot lights with everyone watching?
Why grant him the biggest of all favors?
Why did you give him that gift?
It goes without saying that Kerry did
not insist on the
right to ask each other questions.
No, that would've been the road to victory
- no sense in taking that route.
Unrest in Mount St. Helens Crater
Are we going to have another big one?
cities rectify 9/11 radio issue
After 3 years, they figured they needed to talk to each other
Soldiers Charged in Death of Iraqi
They shouldn't even be in Iraq...
Rather's Future a Complicated Question
Dan, your bungle gave Bush a pass on deserting during wartime
Order yours from the BartCop Bookstore
I saw a headline on Yahoo News Sunday morning; Soldier
blogs life in Iraq
and I think, "Damn, that could be interesting, I'd better give
that a look."
When I got there,
I found a Celebrityfest.
Moby, Henry Rollins, Jello Biafra, Drudge, NPR and The Onion.
I was so turned off,
I didn't read any of the stories. The last thing I want to read
is how impressed this soldier is
with his new celebrity friends. I was hoping for something close
to what was advertised.
And while I'm at it, let me say something else about Blogs.
Andrew Sullivan is not a Blogger.
Andrew Sullivan is a confused multi-millionaire and best selling
Clinton hater who happens
to have a bunch of Bush-loving, Kerry-bashing on his web site.
Once you've written for
the NY Whore Times, The New Republic, Salon.com and TIME Magazine,
pretend to be a blogger "fighting the tyranny of the man," because
you are the man.
Bloggers are unknowns who found a way around whitey's right-wing
media monolopy with
their $50 site on the Internet. If multi-millionaire Sam Donaldson
has his staff create a blog,
that doesn't make him a blogger any more than buying a steak
makes me a chef.
Note: bartcop.com is not a blog.
We were here long before the blogs
Subject: Alan Keyes's daughter
is a lesbian
Saw it on Atrios today.
Another way to spell "hypocrisy" is GOP.
Kerry a chance
Mark Barringer gets published
Before the swift boats, Kerry had served
one tour already on a frigate, which was at one point
off the shore from Vietnam. Under Navy
guidelines, that would have fulfilled his commitment.
Yet he requested to serve on swift boats.
His service rightfully earned him medals; and those
shipmates that served with him have stood
with him, despite the attacks from a veterans group
that gets their funding from Texas oilmen.
I think Mr. McFarland's real anger, and
the reason he is so willing to believe all these different
claims against Kerry, comes out when he
discusses the Senator's anti-war activities. The claim
that Kerry "called all of us who served
with him 'war criminals,'" is simply dishonest. Kerry never
said that. What he said was that free fire
zones were wrong, burning villages were wrong; defoliation
was wrong; and that individual war crimes
(killing civilians, rapes, etc.) were committed almost
every day, often with the knowledge of
military officers. All those things are documented.
forced the GOP to nominate Hastert
everyone else had a sex scandal but him
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Subject: Bart for Pope
What Fr Mushroom said was true.
The College of Cardinals can elect any
Catholic man they please.
He can even be a practicing atheist, several
As long as he was baptised Catholic, and
never excommunicated, he can be pope.
The Pope doesn't have to be celibate, ordained
or even straight.
If I was Pope, first thing I'd do is make
every deacon, every priest, every monsignore,
every cardinal and every bishop sign a
pledge that said, "I will not rape any
and I will report any rapists I know
...but they would all quit on me.
Now with Survivor
"People need to vote for the right people to
be in office
and they need to be empowered to influence
--Maj. Cathy Martin, the nurse at
Landstuhl in Germany, who sounds like
she's sick and
fucking tired of seeing young men come in with parts missing Attribution
soldiers just need to be tougher..."
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"Business is booming at the Baghdad morgue."
--Alex Berenson, "Doctors
See a Procession of Misery", Attribution
"That's OK, I need the money"
Would do Lincoln Strut Again
Arrogant bastard has never made a mistake, no matter
how many die
Bush said he had no regrets about donning
a flight suit to give his "Mission Accomplished"
speech on Iraq in May 2003 and would do
it all over again if he had the chance, according
to excerpts from an television interview
released on Sunday.
When asked by Fox Whore News if he still
would have put on a flight suit to declare
major combat operations in Iraq over, Bush
sniffed and arogantly replied, "Absolutely."
When Bush gave his May 1 speech fewer than
150 Americans had died in the war.
Since then more than 900 have died.
The interview is to air on O'Reilly on Monday,
Tuesday and Wednesday, just before Bush
and Kerry debate on Thursday.
Y'know, boorish arrogance is one thing,
and extreme stupidity is another thing,
and getting 1,000 brave soldiers killed
is still another thing,
and dragging America into a never-ending
religious quagmire is yet another thing,
so how does America stand this swaggering,
Subject: BCR Show 55 feedback
Yes, seeing and hearing Kerry turn into
a Bush-bashing beast has made me optimistic.
Hearing Kerry on Letterman was good.
He is wise to attack the chimps handling
of Iraq, as you displayed in radio show 55.
I thought radio show 55 was excellent.
It measured up to the high standards in
terms of content and ideas.
It's amazing that we have a rhetorical
'political bedfellow' in Pat Buchanan.
Thank you for pointing that out.
Radio show 55 is positive. It's a
nice lead-in to the debate season.
All of your readers contemplating a subscription
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On a technical note, some of the levels
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My speakers were vibrating off the shelf.
(No, I don't crank it that loud.)
I had to normalize the files with cooledit.
Tom, the bad levels are a result of an idiot working the sound
board - me.
If I could convince the wealthiest one percent of readers to subscribe,
afford to hire an in-house producer and the best sound would
be more consistent.
soldier body count in Iraq
1038, 1043, 1048,
1050 dead American soldiers.
Bush destroys more families every day of his pResidency.
"On the march to endless arms and legs blown
--words Bush is unable to say
toughest things to do in presidential politics
No. 10: 'What I meant to say'
No. 9: Turning your problem into a plus
No. 8: Turning a foe's plus into his problem (What
they did to Kerry's war record as he slept.)
No. 7: Changing the subject, successfully
No. 6: Raising the second round of money
No. 5: Getting non-voters to the polls
No. 4: Participating in a presidential
No. 3: Surviving a firestorm
No. 2: Making a second impression
No. 1: Handling an October surprise
Subject: Ode to Cat Stevens
Singer Cat Stevens was "being followed by
a Moonshadow" when his life became a "Wild World"
- his plane was diverted to Maine and was
denied entry into the United States for being on a government no-fly list.
Mr. Stevens will not be "Sitting" on the
"Peace Train" once "Morning Has Broken". The government, acting "Crazy"
like a "Hard Headed Woman" has detained
Mr. Stevens in the "Foriegner Suite" because he "Can't keep it in" when
it comes to his religious and political
choices. He will be deported to some place like "Sweet Jamaica" before
spends "Another Saturday Night" in this
With the Patriot Act in place people like
Stevens will no longer sing out if they want to sing out - and they will
be free if they want to be free. He will
not find a new way and he definitely will not do it today. He might have
with that when he was "Oh Very Young" but
America is a different place today. We live in a world where we have
surrendered our freedom for the illusion
of security and concepts like peace, and freedom, and liberty and singing
and speaking out, are no longer considered
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Wash Owner Buys Koresh's Camaro
It's gotta be good luck - look what it did for him
The black, V-8 Camaro was captured in news
footage during the 1993 siege
being pushed out of the way by a tank.
Sgt. Timothy Folmar, 21, of Sonora, Texas.
Koresh drove the Camaro routinely and had
stamped "David's 427 go God" on the engine block.
Are the ash trays clean?
We know Koresh was a smoker (snicker)
What Clinton did to get impeached happened
just before or during his presidency, not 30 years ago.
This is true - he was sworn in Jan 20, 1993.
Bush has proved he was not AWOL.
He has an Honorable Discharge to prove
Who do you think awarded Kerry his Purple Hearts?
The Knights of Columbus?
Bush wouldn't recognize an honorable discharge if it ran down
I think you are the guy who is incapable
of conceding anything accurate about Bush 43.
I guess that makes you mentally ill.
Get some help you nutball.
Bob, if Bush ever does anything that's not totally FUBAR, I'll
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