"Andrea Mitchell just said that the Kerry campaign
knows that if they take the fight to the
president they have to be respectful because
he is extremely well-liked and very popular.
And Kerry talks in long sentences and is boring
but there's not much they can do about it.
Gosh, I think she's being much too generous.John
Kerry is not only long winded and boring,
he is also known to hold forth on aboriginal
history in town meetings and sing Andrew Lloyd
Webber songs for hours on end on the stump. It
will be a miracle if he manages to even stay
in the race after debating our very sharp,
entertaining president who I understand usually
hands out hundred dollar bills and tells hilarious
jokes while laying out a cogent, simple plan
for all Americans to become millionaires by
2008. I sure hope he doesn't do that in the
debates or old boring Kerry will definitely
In Our Boots", Attribution
Says Iraqi Security Situation Worsening
Mr. Rove doesn't like loose cannons, especially
uppity loose cannons
"We have seen an increase in anti-Americanism
in the Muslim world ... I'm not denying this,"
Powell said on ABC's "This Week" program.
"But I think that that will be overcome in due
course because what the Muslim world will see
as well as the rest of the world is that in Afghanistan
10 million people who have registered to vote
will vote on the ninth of October and bring in
place a freely elected president, and I think we're
going to do the same thing in Iraq if we
stay the course, if we
defeat this insurgency," Powell said.
Gee Colin, how many thousands of soldiers
will die testing your little gamble?
You guys have bungled everything you've ever touched.
How man families will be destroyed while you try
to end your losing streak?
Besides, what makes you think Muslims want
Would they rather be killed by Saddam or tortured
As as far as the vote - could we have one,
here in America?
I mean, ...as long as you're doling out the concept
"We had something like 200 or 300 or 400 people
killed in many of the major cities
of America last year. Is it perfectly peaceful?
No. What's the difference? We just didn't
see each homicide in every major city in the
United States on television every night.
It happens here in this city, in every major
city in the world. Across Europe, across the
Middle East, people are being killed. People
do bad things to each other."
--Donald Rumsfeld, who
thinks Baghdad is as safe as Peoria, Attribution
Hey Rummy, if Baghdad is like an average America city, what are
you ewaiting for?
Why don't you attack and win and bring the boys back home?
What are you waiting for, Nancy Reagan's astrologer to line up the
tons of info
Subject: Your Popeness
Fr. Mushroom here...according to Canon Law,
any Roman Catholic male can be elected Pope.
He need not be a priest. As long as you
are Catholic and not excommunicated, feel free to throw your
little red hat in the ring. I believe you would
make a fine Pope: you're tough, forgiving, and you like to drink.
And Mrs. Bart will love the papal apartments.
I look forward sending the white smoke
up the chimney when you are elected.
Fr. Mushroom, long time no hear!
Thanks, and don't be a stranger, Dude.
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
A flip-flop by George W. Bush worsened
the military-political debacle in Fallujah last April when the Bush
administration overruled the Marine commanding
general twice, first ordering him to undertake a retaliatory
assault against the rebellious Iraqi city and then
abruptly reversing direction three days later.
Marine Lt. Gen. James T. Conway, who commanded
U.S. forces in western Iraq, told reporters that he
opposed the decision to attack Fallujah in April
and then - after committing Marines to the battle - he objected
to the follow-up order to cease offensive operations
and pull back, a decision that effectively ceded the city
to insurgents as a "no-go" zone for
"We follow our orders," Conway said
in the interview on Sept. 12 after relinquishing his command.
This is really disgusting.
We put those men in harm's way, then Bush and Rove sit behind guarded
walls and decide
which way to best spin the war to get ther never-elected Governor another
term in office.
"Attack" screams the White House.
"Stop the attack" they scream three
Remember when Reagan's White House overruled the Marine Commanders
was spun as, "...but Reagan knows what he's doing."
Remember when Reagan's White House told NASA, "The
President wants Challenger up t-o-d-a-y,"
so Reagan could tell America about his great vision of the future
was while the orbiter flew over their head?
This was spun as, "...we never pressured NASA,
not even a little bit,"
and the Democrats said, "Your
word is good enough for us, Mr. President!"
Remember when Poppy Bush worried about his legacy of hate and
greed and sent
our marines into Somalia without the armor they'd need to fight the local
talk about this today like Clinton sent them there.
Now, in late 2004, Rove and his Monkey play "Risk" on the
we're stuck in an endless loop of "We're winning for sure!"
Meanwhile, Clinton had a girlfriend so he's the "scandal president."
"Last night when one of our supervisors told
a customer over the phone that we're
sold out of Unfit For Command, the customer
apparently heard either "don't have"
or "don't carry". He said, "It figures you
wouldn't have it, you're a liberal bookstore,"
then hung up. Later in the evening, another
customer claimed to have heard on the radio
that we wouldn't be re-stocking the title for
the same reason. Leave aside that we bow to
the almighty dollar like any good corporation
and would sell How To Tap Dance Naked in
Public While Engaging in Oral Congress with
Rodents if it was a bestseller, does anyone know
where customer #2 got this idea (I actually
heard the same thing later from another customer)?"
--Arabicon, Borders Union, Attribution
Subject: What will Bush
do if he loses?
Here's a hypothetical question: What if
What if during the debates John Kerry makes Georgie
Peorgie cry, or makes him so angry
he foams at the mouth, and the face behind the
mask is revealed to all at long last?
Or what if Karl Rove isn't able to disenfranchise
enough African-Americans or
switch around enough electronic voting machines
to steal the election?
Will the Bushies go gentle into that good night?
I think not.
I submit that pResident Evil (actually Cheney
and Rumsfeld) will manufacture
a "crisis" the likes of which will make 9/11 feel
like a slap from a 9-year-old girl.
(In fact, I'm sure it's all set to go, just
in case.) It will be so devastating that everyone
(including John Kerry and the rest of the Dem tutus)
will plead for Bush to stay on
and "lead" the nation with his "steady hand" and "resoluteness
in the face of Evil."
And if that doesn't work, Bush owns all
Saul in Silver City
it like to fall so far, from so high?"
"I was going
to ask you the same question..."
CEO of CBS endorses Bush
This is a surprise to who?
With the scandal at CBS still festering,
questions are being raised about whether a felony was
committed when the network broadcast apparently
forged memos in an attempt to discredit Bush.
The chairman of CBS dropped a bomb. Sumner Redstone
said he's supporting President Bush.
His reason was simple: Republican values
are what U.S. companies need. Redstone declared:
"I look at the election from what's good for Viacom.
I vote for what's good for Viacom. I vote, today, Viacom.
"I don't want to denigrate Kerry," he went on, "but
from a Viacom standpoint, the election of a GOP
administration is a better deal. They stand
for many things we believe in, deregulation and so on.
The Democrats are not bad, we believe that Bush
is better for our company."
What Redstone has failed to mention is that every network has
signed a loyalty pledge to Bush.
Subject: Story you'll like
I met my newest hero today at lunch.
He was a relatively young (30-35) year
old black man who looked like an ex college athlete.
He was picking up lunch at the deli where
my wife ordered lunch and was wearing
the "Asses of Evil" T-Shirt with the pictures of
W, Rummy and dick.
The manager started telling him about the
funny "flush the Johns" T-shirt he saw on the web
and slowly realized that the guy with the "A of
E" shirt wasn't laughing.
He ran down like an old pickup with bad
valves with water in the gas.
Would love to have had a video.
I talked a little to the guy and he said
he visits your site and wanted me to tell you that he liked what he
For no reason that makes sense, I didn't get his
Hopefully I'll run into him again since he is obviously
smart and has guts.
Thought you would enjoy the story.
Texas Bill, (D-Pillar) thanks for that.
Always great to hear from you.
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"I would say that it has ended up bringing
more trouble to the world."
--Pakistani President Pervez
Musharraf, on Dubya's war, Attribution
Folk Musicians Who 'Look Like bin Laden'
"If it ain't country, western, or gospel," laughed
Ridge, "it aint music.
Music ought to talk about God, the military, or
At least that's the way the new Patriot Act defines
FCC went after other boobs besides Janet's
"I never thought I'd say this, but anyone
who opposes George W. Bush might want to
go out and legally purchase a firearm for self-defense
purposes, and to protect your
families from probable attacks by fascist,
Bush-supporting thugs. I wish I were kidding."
--Hesiod, Counterspin Central, Attribution
Your link to the Church of Reality was the
tipping point for me to go ahead
and make the plunge...or maybe it was your nudies
of Laura the Fake doctor.
Oh, well, my IQ is only about 64, so what do I
Your fan in Austin,
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ð Ohio Federation of Teachers
ð Lake and Geauga Area Association of Realtors
ð Ohio AFSCME United
ð United Automobile Workers (UAW)
ð The Cleveland Fire Fighters Union, Local
ð The Butler - Warren - Clinton AFL-CIO
ð Northern Ohio Administrative District Council
of Bricklayers & Allied Craft Workers
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"In a debate, when you are vulnerable to your
opponent on a big issue,
you want to prevent him from asking you any
direct questions in a debate."
-- Bill Safire (R-Gongenital Liar) stating what everybody in the
world knows Meet the Whore, no transcript yet
are dumber than posts
"Our eyes were both directed at the headline
on one of those incredible news magazines that adorn the
checkout stand begging for our attention. You know,
the ones with headlines like 'Bush Abducted By Aliens,
and 'Theresa Heinz-Kerry Slimed By Aliens With
Ketchup.' Really, the latter was an actual headline in one
of these papers. This particular one, complete
with photos of Bush and Kerry, screamed 'November Elections Canceled!'
The man rolled his eyes and looked at me
as if to say, 'God give me strength.' I inquired of him as to who
he thought actually read such drivel. Here is his
full response. 'You'd be surprised. We have so many
ignoramuses in this country. Americans are dumber
than posts. You know, I would like the job of being
a writer for a newspaper like this. I could get
to use my imagination to convince them of anything.'"
...or writing scripts for FOX News shows
Stumps for Real-Life Politicians
Beth Troutman runs, former assistant to the
executive producer of West Wing
kills Khalil, Hamas leader, in Syria
Israel has a long history of settling old accounts
Laura's boyfriend-with-a-camera dies
"The fact is she told so many lies about our relationship..."
old song -- Singh leads again
Singh is running out of firsts to take away from Eldrick Woods
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Seize 6 Egyptians, 4 Iraqis
One night in Baghdad makes a hard man crumble...
U.S. warplanes, tanks and artillery
repeatedly hit at Zarqawi's compound in Fallujah on Saturday.
In other violence, an American soldier was reported killed
by a bomb Saturday, and the U.S. military
said four Marines died in separate incidents
Friday. In Baghdad, gunmen fired on a vehicle carrying
Iraqi National Guard applicants, killing six people,
The National Guard also clashed with unidentified gunmen
in Haswa, injuring four, hospital officials said.
Meanwhile, five mortar shells struck
the Iraqi Oil Ministry in Baghdad, ,
In Fallujah, explosions lit up the night
sky for hours before and two buildings in the city center were
Doctors said eight people were killed and
15 wounded. Explosions rocked the city again after dark Saturday.
Eight people were killed and 22 injured in the
But our always-honest Sec of Defense says
this happens, "in every major city
in the world."
so there's no reason to takje it seriously. It's just another evening in
by Joe, ...in Japan
Basically, the Buddhist context of Shinto
means that the culture isn't as close to nature as Japanophiles and
would like to believe. Although it's more
abstract than the Judeo-Christian concept, Buddha the 'cloud being' is held
separate from the world in much the same way. As
such the soul exists on another plane and people don't think of themselves
as being an integral part of the world around them. Rather
than the Christian world as a 'testing ground of the soul' you have a
Buddhist world as a place contaminating the soul
with 'shadows of distraction' feeding the 'arrogance of selfdom'. Shinto
more an impediment to environmental holocaust than
Catholicism. ( ha
Thanks, and who else has an opinion or a story about your daily
life vs "normal" American life?
"The first part of the question was, ...how
come we haven't found Zarqawi?
We're looking for him. ...he hides.
He is -- he is -- he's got a effective weapon,
and that is terror."
of the Dubya Monkey from BCR Show 55, Attribution
He can't be this stupid - can he?
He can't find Zarqawi because, "...he
Hey Monkey, why can't you find your old partner Osama?
Bush: "...he hides."
It's like talking to weezil in the chat room
Hey Smirk, why does fire burn?
Bush: "...it's hot."
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Subject: BCR Show 27 because...
...you spoke the words I could not say about
how I feel at this time in our history.
So, you used words....well....under the
....it is altogether fitting and proper you should
There is a time and place for expression
and NOW is the time.
Gmshr, I just found this, from February
Thanks, that was nice of you to say, ... I think.
I inherited an attitude that, "You
don't pull that shit on me!"
In The BartCop Biography, I
tell the tale of how a young altarboy developed a smart mouth,
and about how a sweet, little Cathoid can
be raised, (but not reared) and still find a way to be happy.
I grew up so much more privileged
than our Monkey president.
Now with Survivor
"One bad situation has been replaced with another
Eighteen months of occupation and nothing's
changed that much."
--Halid Fahad, in Baghdad, to
Aaron Brown, Attribution
We're out $200B and
we've lost 1048
and what do we have to show for that besides Bush's high poll numbers?
win, I always win.
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"You can embolden an enemy by sending a mixed
You can dispirit the Iraqi people by sending
You can send the wrong message to our troops
by sending mixed messages."
--Dubya, explaining the differences between
Rummy's madness and the Powell Doctrine, Attribution
Detonate Car Bombs in Baghdad
Now there are only 9,999,998 suiciders left in Iraq
Suicide attackers exploded a pair of car
bombs outside an Iraqi National Guard compound,
wounding American and Iraqi forces, and a senior
Iraqi commander was arrested.
In Baghdad on Sunday, a rocket slammed into
a busy neighborhood, killing at least one person
and wounding eight, hospital officials and witnesses
said. Hours later, another loud blast shook
the area near the Green Zone, site of the U.S.
Embassy and the interim Iraqi government.
Smoke rose above the zone and alert sirens sounded.
It was not clear if anything had been hit.
American troops have staged repeated attacks
in Fallujah on sites that the U.S. military says are
being used by followers Al-Zarqawi. But U.S. troops
have not entered Fallujah since the end
of a three-week siege in April that killed hundreds.
Once Bush gets past this election, the bloodbath
will begin. He's going to order our battered troops
to take Fallujah and Najaf and the other 28 cities
we can't take now. The resulting carnage will make
people say, "Damn,
if I'd voted for Kerry, those 1,500 soldiers might still be alive."
It's so damn obvious, and so certain to happen,
and the consequences are so clear and deadly,
but Bush's American press won't talk about the
coming Hellfest because Bush needs this next election
and the American media will do everything they
can to deliver for their boy.
'em on - we're not afraid of you!"
American soldier body count in Iraq
1035, 1038, 1043,
1048 dead American soldiers.
5 more families
destroyed since Friday.
"On the march to freedom...."
--Dubya, lying to America and th world
Bush is al-Qaida's best recruitment tool
by Joe Conason
Hastert said, "I think that the terrorists,
the al-Qaida, would like to influence this election.
They would like to influence this election just
like they influenced the election in Spain,
but the American people aren't going to let that
happen." The terrorists, said Hastert,
would operate with "more comfort" if Kerry wins.
Expecting intelligence and decency from
the Speaker may be pointless by now.
But what about other more reputable figures who
echoed his slur against the Democratic nominee?
The very next day, CNN's William Schneider endorsed
Hastert's remarks about terrorists:
To put it bluntly, the CNN analyst was talking
out of his ass.
Joe really said that.
I'm so old, I remember when Bill Schneider was seen as a serious
No really, I'm not kidding.
I remember a time when you could believe what Schneider said about
both sides, but like most of
the American media, he saw that pile of money that flowed into Rush's Limbaugh
bank account each day
and and Schneider must've wondered how he could get himself some of that
My all-time favorite dumb-ass Schneider quote, recalling how Kuwait
kids were named 'George'
after Poppy Bush so bravely sent our soldiers to fight a war he
personally set into motion in 1991,
"Because of impeachment, nobody is going to want to
name their child, 'Bill Clinton.' "
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Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power
How the actions of Prescott Bush are still being felt by today's
...new documents, many of which were only
declassified last year, show that even after America
had entered the war and when there was already
significant information about the Nazis' plans and policies,
Prescott Bush worked for and profited from companies
closely involved with the very German businesses
that financed Hitler's rise to power. It has also
been suggested that the money he made from these dealings
helped to establish the Bush family fortune and
set up its political dynasty.
Remarkably, little of Bush's
dealings with Germany has received public scrutiny. But now the multibillion
legal action for damages by two Holocaust survivors
against the Bush family, and the imminent publication of
three books on the subject are threatening to make
Prescott Bush's business history an uncomfortable issue
for his grandson, George W, as he seeks re-election.
Be sure to wait until after the
BFEE cements their hold on global domination on November 2 before you
publish your books and file your lawsuits that reveal how the bastards
got their start - getting rich with Hitler
using the "free labor" provided by Hitler's "guests" at Auscwitz
and other concentration camps.
Remember, each war makes the BFEE richer, and who started our
last two wars?
Bush I had April Gillaspie
tell Saddam in 1990 that America wouldn't interfere if he took Kuwait.
Bush II insisted we
invade Iraq "to defend America" when he should've been looking for Osama.
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