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  In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Allawi's Take on Iraq
The Story CBS Didn't Run
CBS to Fire Dan Rather?
D-r-i-v-e   b-y   N-e-w-
Iran No. 1 Terror Exporter?
Polls Tied for Kerry, Smirk 
Bush: More Attacks Coming 
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Quote of the Day

"We are now being coerced to accept and believe
  that a new political-cum-religious doctrine has arisen,
  namely that there is but one political God, George 
  W Bush, and Tony Blair is his prophet."  
     --Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe, accusing the
         illegal Monkey of having delusions of godhood

 I wish we could get the Democrats to stop their Bush
 worshipping and let the world know there is hope.


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 Friday    September 24, 2004                                                                                                                  Mike Malloy on AAR weeknights


"Do I have a feeling of America going backwards? Sure. And I can't tell you
  how frightening it is - to see battles we thought we had already won...
  We're fighting to vote again. We fighting to protest. This is a major crisis.
  We're at the edge of a cliff. Do we fall off? Or do we step back?"
     --Toni Morrison, Nobel, Pulitzer and friend of the Big Dog,    Attribution

 The biggest single reason we've gone backwards is the Democrat's refusal to fight.
 Bush is like an angry drunk on prom night. He's going to put his hands wherever
 he wants until his date slaps him and says, "Knock it off or I gouge your eyes out."

 Kerry: Allawi's Take on Iraq Unrealistic
  Can we win with prime Minister Pollyanna?

  Click  Here

 John Kerry said Thursday that Iraq's Ayad Allawi was sent before Congress
 to put the "best face" on a Bush administration policy that has gone wrong.

 Shortly after Allawi gave a rosy portrayal of progress toward peace in Iraq,
 Kerry said it contradicted Allawi's own statements as well as the reality on the ground.

"I think the prime minister is contradicting his own statement of a few days ago,
 where he said the terrorists are pouring into the country," Kerry said. "The prime minister
 and the president are here obviously to put their best face on the policy, but the fact is that
 the CIA estimates, the reporting, the ground operations and the troops all tell a different story."

 Check BCR Show 55 (up tonight or this weekend) for a full rebuttal.



"The war, illegal and founded on a vast lie, has produced two tragedies of equal magnitude:
  an embryonic civil war in the world's oldest country, and a triumph for those in the Bush
  administration who, without a trace of shame, act as if the truth does not matter. Lying until
  the lie became true, the administration pursued a course of action that guaranteed large sections
  of Iraq would become havens for jihadis and radical Islamists. That is the logic promoted by
  people who take for themselves divine infallibility -- a righteousness that blinds and destroys."
      --Phillip Robertson, "Hell",    Attribution

 America where are you now?
 Don't you care about your sons and daughters?
 Don't you know we need you now
 We can't fight alone against the monster
    -- John Kay

 CBS Stations Get E-Mails to Fire Rather
   Good - his lies killed 1000 soldiers - no wait - that was Bush

  Click  Here

 Bob Lee, head of the CBS affiliate board, said many e-mailers offer the
 same message: I will not watch CBS News again until Rather is gone.

"To be honest, I'm most concerned when the e-mail is coming from a local viewer,"
 said Gary Gardner, vice president and general manager of WINK in Fort Myers, Fla.

 Rather was not commenting Thursday on a story in The New York Times, quoting sources
 that said he was unhappy that a partisan republican like Dick Thornburgh was appointed as
 to the panel investigating Rather.

 This always works this way:
 For Waco, we had to have a Republican investigate to insure fairness.
 For Whitewater, we had to have a Republican investigate to insure fairness.
 For 9-11, we had to have a Republican investigate to insure fairness.
 For Bush's phoney war, we had to have a Republican investigate to insure fairness.

 Will the Freepers get Rather fired?
 We know CBS has the backbone of a senate Democrat.
 Remember how quickly they caved on that Reagan movie that nobody had seen?

 Rather will be fired to warn anybody else who's about to accuse Der Fuhrer for Life.


Tons and tons of info

 Subject: Dan Rather

 I say we start a campaign telling CBS we will no longer tune in IF DAN RATHER IS FIRED!!!!
 How dare the right wing nuts try their bully tatics..

 I say FIRE BUSH who used forged documents to start his illegal war that has sent thousands to their death.
 Where were the wing nuts then????..These people are all drugged or something..
 Enough is enough.

 If only we had a free press, or a political party to fight the unopposed Republicans...


 The Story That CBS Didnt Run

  Click  Here

 In its rush to air its now discredited story about Bushs National Guard service, CBS bumped another
 sensitive piece slated for the same 60 Minutes broadcast: a half-hour segment about how the U.S.
 government was snookered by forged documents purporting to show Iraqi efforts to purchase uranium
 from Niger. The journalistic juggling at CBS provides an ironic counterpoint to the furor over apparently
 bogus documents involving Bushs National Guard service. One unexpected consequence of the networks
 decision was to wipe out a chanceat least for the momentfor greater public scrutiny of a more
 consequential forgery that played a role in building the Bush administrations case to invade Iraq."

 Think how timid CBS, and all the networks will be after they fire Dan Rather.
 Which network will have the courage to risk their profits and anger their super-wealthy
 stockholders by printing something - anything - critical of the never-elected Boy King?



"If you observe [Bush], it's quite amusing. If you listen to him as he speaks,
  if you follow him closely, it would provide you a great many laughs.
  But it's...comic moments against a very, very tragic background."
     --Woody Allen at the San Sebastian Film Festival,   Attribution

 Israel Says Iran No. 1 Terrorism Exporter

  Click  Here

 Intensifying its warnings about Iran, Israel on Thursday said Tehran has replaced Saddam
 as the "world's No. 1 exporter of terror," threatening the Jewish state and the entire world.

 Israeli Foreign Minister Silvan Shalom also labeled Syria an "active" supporter of terror and
 called on the U.N. "to address head-on" the activities of both Middle East states.

 Oh goodie - another war for Bush - and more people to kill.
 Bush gets wood when he thinks about killing, then giggles when he gives the order.

 Are we Israel's "Jilly?"

 Jilly was Sinatra's driver/goon/bodyguard.
 If you cut Frank off in traffic, Jilly would catch up, cut you off at the next light
 then jump out and break your hand because nobody cuts off Frank Sinatra in traffic.

 Are we Israel's "Jilly?"


  "Unca Dick, why do they spell Iraq with an  'N'?"

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"Today, the Iraqi and Afghan people are on the path to democracy and freedom."
       --Dubya, lying to the U.N.,       Attribution

 Yeah, Iraq is on it's way to freedom like I'm on my way to being a billionaire - or the Pope.


 Subject: Polling update

 Dear Bart Cop,
 There can be no doubt: the momentum is on our side.

 George W. Bush's post-convention bounce has evaporated. Five new national polls this week
 show the race tied, with the difference within the margin of error in every single one of the polls.
 Three of the polls have the race within one point or less.

 And if you think the national polls are looking good, the story in the battleground states is even better.
 Recent battleground polls from Zogby and American Research Group show John Kerry winning enough
 electoral votes to take back the White House. Kerry is leading among independents and swing voters.
 And the majority of Americans know that George W. Bush is moving America in the wrong direction.

 Please make a contribution to the Democratic Party before the 9/30 deadline.
 Mary Beth Cahill

 Now that Kerry has turned into an anti-Bush Grizzly bear
 we should contribute to the Democrats.

 I sent them $25 - anybody care to match that?

 Sent my $25 to Kerry yesterday....

 I matched your contribution back in April, and I'm just a poor student!
 It does look like John Kerry started wearing a testosterone patch, with good results:
 Done and done. $100 ups the ante, eh? ;)



 Race for President Back into Dead Heat

  Click  Here

 Neither Bush nor Kerry holds a clear-cut lead in enough states to win.
 Based on polls conducted Sept. 13-17 in 20 battleground states, here are the latest numbers:

 Bush   241 electoral votes
 Kerry 264 electoral votes



"It breaks my heart to see the loss of innocent life and to see
  brave troops in combat lose their life. It just breaks my heart.
  But that $100M a day feels so damn good,'s hard to turn down."
        --Dubya, in New Hampshire, Sept. 20, 2004,    Attribution

 The terror, the terror
  If it's Iraq, things only get worse

  Click  Here

 The only real defence is to remain inconspicuous. My drivers car, for instance, has blacked-out windows.
 We leave the hotel at different times every day and make sure to vary our routes. If we are visiting someone
 at home or in an office, we drive around the streets first to make sure no one is lying in wait. Some areas of
 the country and even Baghdad are completely off limits, like the towns of Fallujah and Ramadi, certain militant
 Sunni Muslim mosques and notorious neighbourhoods. Most interviews are limited to 15 minutes before we
 are back on the road. I last had to employ these techniques when I lived in Beirut 20 years ago and abducting
 Westerners was fashionable. But, with a few exceptions, most of those abductions were conducted in order to
 get ransoms. Many hostages were held for years but most were eventually freed. In Lebanon kidnapping was
 business, not personal. Here your life expectancy in the hands of al-Zarkawis group is probably a few days
 at best. In the chaos of post-Saddam Iraq there are few certainties. But now, on my sixth visit to Baghdad
 since the war, one simple rule seems valid: things only get worse."

 That should be Bush's campaign slogan: Things only get worse
 How can America seriously consider giving this monster four more years to kill and destroy?


 General: National Guard Won't Meet Recruiting Goal
  What? Nobody wants to die in the Iraqi sand for Halliburton?

  Click  Here

 Mark Hacking Waives Hearing in Wife's Slaying
  Paulie Galtieri says "Hell is hot - nobody's ever disputed that"

  Click  Here

 Antarctic glaciers slipping faster into the sea
  You can't blame global warming - Bush says that's just hooey

  Click  Here

 'Lost' Episode of 'Honeymooners' Found
   "Love letters" to be released on home video

  Click  Here

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 Bush: Terrorists may plan more attacks
  But YOU said we were "safer," ...but safer than what?

  Click  Here

 Denying he has painted too rosy a picture about Iraq, Bush said Thursday he would consider
 sending more troops if asked, but his puppet in Iraq agreed with him that they weren't needed.
 With violence spreading, Rummy says parts of Iraq might have to be excluded from elections in January.

 Gee Rummy, ya think?
 You can't hold an election in central Baghdad, must less the cities that the beheaders control.

 ...and you're thinking you might have to exclude some towns?
 Excluding sections of the country from voting is a Bush specialty.


 U.S. oil companies drowning in billions of profit
  "They are all sitting on the largest piles of cash in their history"

  Click  Here

 But to stay rich they have to keep finding new reserves, and that's getting tougher.
 Increasingly it means cutting through permafrost or drilling deep underwater, at tremendous cost.
"The cheap oil has already been found and developed and produced and consumed," says Gheit.
"The low-hanging fruit has already been picked."

 Well, not all the low-hanging fruit has been picked.

 Nestled into the heart of the area of heaviest oil concentration in the world is Iraq, overflowing with
 low-hanging fruit. No permafrost, no deep water. Just giant pools of oil, right beneath the warm ground.
 This is fruit sagging so low, as it were, that it practically touches the ground under the weight of its ripeness.

 Not only does Iraq have vast quantities of easily accessible oil, but its oil is almost untouched.
"Think of Iraq as virgin territory .... This is bigger than anything Exxon is involved in currently ....
 It is the superstar of the future," says Gheit, "That's why Iraq becomes the most sought-after
 real estate on the face of the earth."

 Put honestly, that's why your neighbor died in Iraq - because Bush wanted that oil
 and it was cheaper to have the paxpayers and soldiers pay for it than the oil companies.

 Why do you think the oil companies are paying the Swift Boat Liars so much?


 Right now - today - are their any online music services that actually work?

 Is there any service that actually has real songs for sale, for a buck or less each?

 I went to and clicked on "downloads" and clicked on "Hoobastank."
 They listed two CDs, and asked which address I wanted those CDs shipped to.
 That's not what I call a download.

 I don't want to mess with a free, illegal service and get a knock on the door.
 I think I could beat them in court, but I don't have the time.

 So, is there any service that f-ing works,  that takes VISA and actually has real songs
 by real artists that aren't "locked" to where they can't be cropped or faded in and out.
 last time I check itunes, they'd never heard of John Lennon.

 Is there an online music-for-sale service that actually works?



"I fault this president for not knowing what death is. He does not suffer the death of our
  21-year-olds who wanted to be what they could be. On the eve of D-Day in 1944, Eisenhower
  prayed to God for the lives of the young soldiers he knew were going to die. He knew what
  death was. Even in a justifiable war, a war not of choice but of necessity, a war of survival,
  the cost was almost more than Eisenhower could bear. But this president does not know what
  death is. He hasn't the mind for it. You see him joking with the press, peering under the table
  for the WMDs he can't seem to find, you see him at rallies strutting up to the stage to the roar
  of the carefully screened crowd, smiling and waving, triumphal, a he-man. He does not mourn.
  He doesn't understand why he should mourn. He is satisfied during the course of a speech
  written for him to look solemn for a moment and speak of the brave young Americans who
  made the ultimate sacrifice for their country."
    --E.L. Doctorow, "The Unfeeling President",   Attribution

 Can a monkey be expected to know what death is?
 When a family member dies, does your dog or cat grieve with you?

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"Contrary to the administration's hopeful statements, we are not
  seeing the establishment of a stable Iraq, the mopping up of unreformed
  Baath Party apparatchiks and dead-enders. We are seeing the beginning
  of a larger conflict that is busily giving birth to monsters."
      --Phillip Robertson,    Attribution

 The Prince of Tides, Tacking and Attacking
     by She who hates everyone

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 Kerry has finally begun to fight back and put the focus on Iraq instead of Vietnam.
 His speech on Monday was compelling and, unlike W.'s toxic cotton-candy spin,
 has the additional advantage of being true.

 Going after Saddam, as the senator says, was a diversion from our greatest enemy, bin Laden.
 Yet Kerry's case has a hollow center. He was asked at his press conference on Tuesday about W.'s
 snide reminders that his rival gave him authority to go to war (and, playing frat pledge to W.'s rush chairman,
 inanely agreed that he would still have voted to give that authority even if there were no W.M.D.).


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"Terrorists are pouring into Iraq to try to undermine Iraq and God forbid,  if Iraq is broken
  or the will of Iraq is broken, then London will be a target, Washington will be a target."
     --Iraq's Prime Minister Allawi, calling Bush a liar,   Attribution


 But Bush says there are "only a handful" of Iraqi's causing the trouble.
 Which of you is telling the truth?

 Either "terrorists are pouring in" or there is "only a handful"causing the problems.
 Can't you guys decide on a lie and stick with it?

 Subject: debate rules

 I have been reading your site for quite some time and enjoyed your observations.
 Today I read the contract for the presidential debates on DU and, I have to tell you, you are right.
 It looks like Kerry has decided not to fight. The most obscene part of the agreement is in 5 (f):
"The candidates may not ask each other direct questions, but may ask rhetorical questions."
 Meaning all Bush has to do is memorize his standard answers, which he is very good at and he will win the debate.

 No rebuttals, no follow ups etc. I seriously doubt the moderators will ask follow up questions if a candidate
 does not answer the question, out of fear of being labeled partisan.
 I cannot figure out why the Kerry campaign agreed to this.
 Morten C

 Morten, I wish Kerry had not given Bush the option to dodge all questions.
 Yes, it very much seems like Kerry has just forfeited the debates to Bush
 but he's the horse we're riding in this contest so let's hope for the best.
(I'm sick that Kerry surrendered the debates  - but we still have a chance, don't we?)

 U.S. Troops in Iraq Gather to Watch 'Fahrenheit 9/11'
  Anti-Bush sentiment growing

  Click  Here

"Everyone's watching it," says a Marine corporal at an outpost in Ramadi that is mortared by insurgents daily.
"It's shaping a lot of people's image of Bush."

 The film's prevalence is one sign of a discernible countercurrent among US troops in Iraq - those who blame
 President Bush for entangling them in what they see as a misguided war. Conventional wisdom holds that the
 troops are staunchly pro-Bush, and many are. But bitterness over long, dangerous deployments is producing
 pockets of support for Kerry, in part because he's seen as likely to withdraw American forces from Iraq more quickly.

"For 9 out of 10 people I talk to, it wouldn't matter who ran against Bush - they'd vote for them,"
 said a soldier in Najaf. "People are so fed up with Iraq, and fed up with Bush."

"I'll force them to worship me!"


Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq

  1035, 1038, 1041, 1043   dead American soldiers.

Only 2 more  families destroyed since yesterday.
For Bush, that's almost like a win.

"On the march to freedom...."
--Dubya, lying to America and th world

 Subject: trivial pursuits

 I was working with a young (20 years) black man who kept saying "nigga" this and "nigga" that
 when talking about himself or his friends. Finally, I used "nigger" in a sentance when talking to him,
 and he immediately said "I don't like that word at all." I said "Neither do I, but you say it all the time."

 He said: "No I don't. I say 'nigga'. They are not the same word.
 They are not spelled the same, and they do not sound the same."
 To me, one word was just an incorrect, or slang, way of saying the other, but to him they were two different words.
 Not that every black man is going to agree with that, but I trust my man to be hip to what the word means on the street.


 Tom, yes it's confusing, but it's their word.
 I would wait until I knew a fella pretty well before I used "nigga" around him.
 I guess if our great-grandparents were sold like horses, we'd be touchy about that, too.

 Subject: Money for Kerry

 Over the months, I have sent a fair amount of money to Kerry, but for the life of me,
 I was wondering last August what in God's name he was doing with my money. By the way,
 does anyone know what he was doing in August? Last March, after Kerry won the Democratic
 nomination for all intents and purposes, I assumed that he would be using his bully pulpit to launch
 daily press conferences, getting his name in the news, skewering Bush on a daily basis.

 But that was not to be.
 Can someone please identify who was advising Kerry in June, July and August?
 Who was telling the Democrats to "play nice" at their convention?

 <much snippage>


 Don, I'm with you - nobody was more angry or bewildered by Kerry's summer nap than me,
 but we've got less than 6 weeks to win this war. so let's exhale, look forward and fight.


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 Joan of Arcadia season premier.
 Dr. Vegas will probably suck incredibly, but we may force ourselves to watch just to be sure.
 Rob (McLean Stevenson) Lowe went from ice skating with Show White to the then-best show on TV,
 but then he quit that show for every flopped series any studio could slap together.
 Oh, and he loooooooooooooooves the Giggling Murderer.

 Medical Investigations has good stories and better acting.

 Bill Maher is back from his vacation.
 What would it take to get Maher and Jon Stewart working in the same week?

 The new SNL season starts with Ben Affleck.
 Can you believe he's dating another Jennifer?


 BTW, what happened to West Wing?
 For premier week, NBC gave us two Law and Order episodes.
 Are they holding back West Wing to avoid offending the Monkey?


 Subject: Memo to John Kerry

 There is only one windward tack you can steer that will lead you to the White House in January 2005.
 First you must jettison your Russian/Germany/French fantasy wish list baggage.
 The American public arent buying it.

 So, instead of 25 Germans, 25 French, 25 Russians and 25 Americans dying in Iraq,
 you want 100 Americans to die in Iraq?  Is that what you're saying about Bush's Bungle?
 I';m going to call you "Oyster," because you irritate me.

 Then you must out-Bush Bush and put the Syrian and Iranian dictatorships on notice that their complicity
 in fostering the all out terrorist attacks in Iraq (to put you in office) will be met with direct retaliation and total defeat.
 Oyster, is "war" the answer to every question?
 Why aren't you over there helping with the "noble" fight?

 Might as well cause thats what Bush must and will do after November 2nd.
 Why not beat him to the punch with a first time (for you) realistic stand?
 Your Peace At Any Cost followers wont mind.

 Oyster, Clinton had peace and it didn't cost us a thing.
 Too bad Bush stole the 200 election, eh?

 They have no where to go, and besides theyre permanently blinded by their Bush hatred.
 They will accept any tack to win, convinced you will bail out on it after the election.

 Oyster, how many thousands of names do you want on Bush's Iraq Memorial Wall?


 Get off Bushs case. You and your 527 minions have brow beat him enough.
 Your base doesnt need it anymore. Bushs followers and the undecided  resent it.
 Adapt the Ann Richards approach. You know, Po-o-r George.
 Remember, reasonable people dont accept that every thing Bush looks at turns to salt.

 No, they turn to dust after being buried at Arlington.

 Maybe these approaches will plant your sterile seed with the vast middle ground
 and fulfill your drive to be the reincarnation of the real JFK. Unfortunately for you,
 someone we all admire will come forward and say, I knew JFK and your no----.

 ha ha
 *I* said I was JFK?
 Oyster, you should ask for a refund on your "brain."

 Good luck  (youre going to need it).
 Stan the Oyster

 No Stan, good luck to you.
 You need it more than I do.

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 You've been reading  for a while now, and you kinda, sort of thought about subscribing,
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 not "normal" to subscribe to a web page produced by an uneducated Okie with a smart mouth and an IQ of 64

 I tried to think of some good reasons for you to subscribe, and failed,
 but here are a few of the reasons that didn't quite measure up to the standard of "good."

If Bush wins and continues his never-ending March of Death, you're going to need the sarcasm
    and outrage and ridicule and severe invective that you've come to reply on right here at
    The only thing that will save your sanity is a daily dose of tequila-soaked nonsense.
    A good sense of humor can get you thru anything - and that includes another Bush term.

If Kerry wins and tries to reverse Bush's never-ending March of Death, FOX News and the networks and
    talk radio and every Nazi on cable TV will do to Kerry what they did to Clinton, but much worse. The stakes are
    much higher than they were in 1992 or 1996 and they'll be angrier than a thumped bee hive if Kerry and the will
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BCR Show 54 
Oh yeah, ...there's quite a bit of language in this show,
plus lots of friendly advice for John Kerry's campaign.

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29 minutes of Bart with lots of advice for John Kerry

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32 minutes Bart, with more advice for John Kerry

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27 minutes Bart, with still more advice for John Kerry

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