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1414 - Fidgetboy loses his cool
Friday-Saturday Oct 1-2,
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"This is the President's turf, this is the
place that the President is supposed
to dominate, terror and the war in
Iraq. I don't think he really dominated tonight.
I think Kerry looked like a commander-in-chief."
-- Morton Kondracke Attribution
vs. His Temper
The Monkey can dish it out, but he
can't take it
Bush has thrown Kerry's words back on him
during nearly every speech,
but he rocked back in irritation last night
when Kerry did the same thing to him.
Bush's aides knew that his temper was a
potential vulnerability, and his debate coaching
sessions included practice in not getting
rattled. But the camera shutters started snapping
as the president shot a look into crowd
when Kerry seized on Bush's refrain that
"the enemy hit us" and to point out that
was not Saddam Hussein.
"They" said a Bush victory would end the race, and Bush came out
Trouble is, he should've sized up his opponent before he swung
wildly and missed.
Kerry caught him with several uppercuts, crashing him to the
They told Bush a quick knockout would give him four more years,
but Kerry was calm
and resolute while the spoiled little Bush Monkey was shocked
to discover that the judges
weren't going to give him this one like they have done all of
his gold-plated life.
"I thought the President was repetitive and
-- Kato Burn Attribution
the Winner of Round One
Under pressure, the guy delivered.
You knew Kerry got the better of Bush in
the first debate when that right wing Brooks'
columnist from the New York Times declared
the match-up a tie on a PBS post-debate show.
If that smarmy George Will wannabe says
it came out even, you know Bush took a shellacking.
Subject: stock market likes
The stock market is up 100 points today.
Bush will try to claim responsibility, but
anyone who knows anything about the stock market
knows that people are rushing to buy today
in hopes of what will/may happen tomorrow.
The entire stock market is based on anticipation
for the future.
Bob in Oklahoma City.
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Seen As Debate Winner Around World
Of course - the world hates a Giggling Murderer
Whatever the early verdicts were, one thing
was clear: the debate attracted a lot of viewers overseas.
In Europe, many people had to stay up past
4 a.m. to see the whole debate, and it was not even shown
in some Asian countries until Friday morning.
In France and Germany, which opposed the Iraq war,
Kerry's promise of a multilateral U.S.
foreign policy was welcomed.
Germans could not help noticing that Kerry's
stand on the Iraq war and his opposition to unilateral attacks
is closer to Berlin's stance, Gernot Erler,
a senior lawmaker with Schroeder's Social Democrats, told n-tv television.
In France, results of a pre-debate poll
said nearly 90 percent of French favor Kerry, and one analyst
said the reasons why are obvious.
"We are in a logic of 'Anything but Bush,'" Andre Kaspi, an expert
on the United States at Paris' Sorbonne
University, told the daily newspaper La Croix.
"There is no doubt that international support
for the United States has fallen a lot in the last four years..."
...and this is how Kerry can get our allies
to help with Bush's quagmire where Bush can't.
The arrogant little boy told the world
to "F off," and now he needs them and they don't like him.
Subject: the debate
"It was like watching Garry Kasparov play chess
with Gary Busey."
-- sent by Jerry D.
Tall and Mr. Small
Greg Palast has a take on the debate
Our President told the debate audience,
"You cannot lead if you send mexxed missiges." I certainly hope not.
But that's exactly what we got. You watch
our President, the nervous hand-hiding, the compulsive water-glass-fondling,
the panicked I-wish-I-had-a-whiskey look,
and you think, "My god, this is the guy who's supposed to save us from
And how are we going to win the War on Terror,
"First of all, of course I know Osama bin
Laden attacked us. I know that," he said.
Well, that's a start, I suppose.
But it doesn't have to stay this way.
Ten US soliders
wounded when car blows up in Iraq
Subject: no, thank YOU!
Thank you John Kerry for giving me hope
Because of your decision to confront this
current administration with the issues
that are important to us, you showed that
there is indeed help on the way.
The current administration is out of touch
with the concerns of middle America,
and you showed that with eloquence during
That is why I decided to contribute to your
Please continue to confront Bush, be relentless.
My children's future is on the line.
"The Bush campaign miscalculated on having
the first night be foreign policy night."
--Jonah Goldberg, A.K.A.
LBJ Jr. Attribution
Here MSGOP had it Kerry 70, Smirk 30
Here USA Today had it Kerry 53, Smirk 37
Here ABC News had it Kerry 45, Smirk 36
Here CBS News had it Kerry 44, Bush 26
Houston Chronicle poll is 87% Kerry 12 % Bush
Newsday: 80-83% on all issues polled kerry wins
More than just the numbers, last night turned Kerry from "Who
is he?" to
"I wouldn't mind if that guy was president.
I could vote for him"
This was supposed to be Bush's best night - and he lost - BIG
Will Kerry be this good on domestic affairs?
He could be better, and Bush is weaker there.
Why is Bush weaker on domestic affairs?
Because we can see the damage he's done, we don't have to take
his word for that (or Bush's personal whore press's word)
that everything is ducky right here in America when we know it's
Debate Number Two - let's get it on.
political scientists have
coming; many doubted it was true.
night, as predicted, Dick Cheney
an eruption immediately
the presidential debate in Miami
"I had that feeling that Kerry had the questions
He seemed to have his answers right
Bush seemed like he was surprised by
I wish they could investigate to see
if the DNC got a hold of the questions beforehand."
-- Freeperrs, finally realizing that their
boy has no brains
Right use religion for personal gain
by James A. Baker
Polls Show Kerry Won Debate Over Bush
Against all odds, brains won out over
lifeless lies and rhetoric
the White House write Allawi's speech
Anyone who thinks they didn't must be on Bush's payroll
Hume, and Limbaugh agree on a lie
"Bush said there was no imminent threat"
draws blood in first debate
Kerry left Bush scowling and at a loss for words.
police found Lori hacking's remains?
There's an extra special Hell waiting for this bastard
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please have my banana now?"
You know how people say, "You have to go to the dentist if you have a bad tooth
so after a short period of pain, your
tooth feels better for years afterward?
I thought about Bush and Iraq...
Iraq had a pain called Saddam, so Bush told
them that we could fix the problem,
in effect, "Call
Dubya the Dentist," but there's a problem
with that bad analogy:
Iraq and America have been in that f-inf
dentist's chair for 20 months and we see
no chance of getting out of Bush's dentist
chair for years. It's never-ending pain.
America and Iraq, knowing what we know now,
would MUCH rather have
the original pain instead of Bush's 20-months-and-counting
Subject: seen this?
Before the debate, 52% of voters supported
Bush, while 44% supported Kerry. (Related link: Gallup Organization)
Regardless of which candidate you happen
to support, who do you think did the better job in the debate: John Kerry
or George W. Bush?
Could anyone, given the circumstances,
have done better?
Wal Cooper, from Australia, has been Kerry's biggest fan.
He and I have clashed in recent months, but he looks smarter
Even FOX News and the Freepers admit Kerry kicked Monkey butt.
I didn't see it coming because Gore kicked his ass, too, and
they all lied,
so what made them tell the truth this time?
Shot if Chinaco for Wal, for guaranteeing Kerry's comeback
...and being right.
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The chat party worked out real well.
They (the people who know these things) said we had a peak of
I'd say about 60 people were typing comments, but more were lurking,
watching TV, co-surfing and enjoying coolants of various types
I hoped ( and still hope for) to make available some kind of transcript,
but imagine 60 people typing two messages a minute (each) for
Complete transcripts exist, but an edited-down version would be
In boxing, when the underdog kicks the
incumbent, a second fight is set up right away.
We won't have to wait long.
A week from tonight is the Monkey's next ass kicking.
Subject: your debate comments
"I think Kerry did pretty well tonight, he
was forceful and articulate."
-- Bill Kristol, Weakly Standard Attribution
Subject: BCR Show 55
Your comments in Show 55 on the mental health
of the returning soldiers strikes a chord with me.
I have a daughter who is 18 and a son who
is 15. An impending draft (possible impending draft?
The BFEE denies all of it, of course)
worries me--obviously because of the actual and direct war
situation but it also worries me about
the afteraffects. How can you be involved with daily death,
destruction, wounding, constant stress,
uncertainty, and not be affected?
Not only would I be worried about my kids
being in harm's way during combat operations, but I'd
also worry about their emotional well-being
for the rest of their lives after "the mission is accomplished."
I keep imagining my kids being there in
the future, and I experience physical panic and revulsion.
A terrible situation. I really feel for
all those soldiers, contractors, NGOs and their families who are
in the middle of it right now--with no
end in sight.
And something we myopic Americans rarely
think of--imagine having to live there full-time!
Americans can eventually bug out and go
home. But the Iraqis are in the middle of it, and will be
left to clean up the mess. I saw a statistic
that said 41% of Iraqi citizens are under the age of 15.
How are all those kids going to consider
the US when/if they become adults? This won't end as
soon as the troops are withdrawn. It won't
end for generations.
A HORRIBLE situation, all the way around.
The "Death of Democracy" Shrub rap is great.
Sad and scary, but great.
Chaos is necessary. Killing to achieve
our goals. Yikes.
I'm listening to this the day after the
first debate, and it's great that
Kerry brought up the issue of the Kevlar
vests and lack of proper equipment!
Rock 'em, sock 'em!
"It's hard work in Iraq" over and over again....
Bush was using that chestnut over and over
in comments in the Rose Garden,
days before the debate. The man cannot
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"It was John Kerry's best performance ever a
very clear win on points for John Kerry."
-- Joe Scarborough,
(R -Killed that girl) of MSGOP Attribution
Questions about Post-Debate Spin
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Shot of Chinaco for you, Dave.
September 29-30, 1944
Soviet forces land on Muhu Island as German
forces withdraw from the nearby island of Saaremaa.
Canadian forces give the Germans a 24-hour
truce to allow civilians to be evacuated from Calais.
The German garrison at Calais surrenders.
Canadian attacks continue north and west of Antwerp.
To the south, German forces launch localized
attacks against the US 3rd Army.
The last cross-channel gun was silenced,
ending nearly four years of harassment of the area around Dover.
"If Kerry wins, there's no telling what that
crazy SOB will do when he
gets in the White House because
nobody knows what he stands for."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, in
a panic, realizing for the first time that his
boy could lose.
Subject: How do you like
Was that a good enough contrast for you,
or do you still need him
to address every little penny-ante charge
the thugs bring against him?
Darryl, USAF, Qatar
Darryl, I've never been the enemy.
Kerry has always had my vote, and it's
not me he needs to make happy.
As far as I'm concerned, he can windsurf
every goddamn day of his life and he'll still get my vote,
but he has to get more than 50 million
votes to win and that's always been my point.
A guy in the chat room last night said, "Bart
- that fucker's never happy."
Let me tell you when I'll be happy - when
Kerry takes the oath and he goes inside the White House
on January 20th, and they lock the door
behind him - then I'll be happy.
Until then, I'm going to be nervous, cautious,
suspicious and wide-eyed/looking for trouble.
We all knew Kerry would win the debate,
but Gore won, too, and the whore press lied to get Bush elected.
In 2000, Bush was an idiot who couldn't
answer one damn question and they said, "He's
Who knew Bush's whore press would actually
tell the truth this time?
Kerry did great last night, and
he clearly knocked the Bush Monkey plum out of his tree.
And sure, one reason tensions have been
high is because I refused to say what people wanted to hear
just so I could make more money.
There's a word for that, y'know.
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"This is the toughest we've ever seen John
He attacked the very core of the President's
He's basically saying, who do you believe?"
-- Alan Greenspan's wife, Attribution
Hillary doing in Florida?
Betty Bowers's letter to Florida's Katherine Harris
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"Kerry did very well and we will have
a Presidential race from here on out."
-- Fred Barnes, FOX News, Attribution
down in Web fantasy
"The traditional media have faltered badly, from
the run-up to Iraq to the Rather-CBS fiasco over forged memos.
The media are being ripped by everyone
from Springsteen to Cheney, which covers a lot of ground. We are rattled,
and in danger of losing our way. Even David
Broder, the Washington Post's dean of media, is worried. He says,
"News organizations on which people should
be able to depend have been diverted into chasing sham events."
Yes, David. But one of the shams we're chasing
is the supposed threat of the blogs, who are to journalism what ticks
are to elephants. Ticks may make the elephants
nuts, but that doesn't mean they will replace them. You can't ride a tick."
soldier body count in Iraq
1043, 1054, 1059 dead American
They got 5 more yesterday.
"I'm sorry I got us into this quagmire...."
--words Bush is unable to say
"When Kerry leveled some of his charges, Bush
appeared irritated and scowled
at times and, at other moments, glanced
away in apparent disgust. Kerry often
took notes when the president spoke.
The television networks offered a split screen
to viewers so they could see both men
at the same time and watch their reactions."
-- Terence Hunt, AP Attribution
Subject: BCR Show 55
I really enjoyed BCR
The music was great and the press conference
commentary was terrific.
It's hard to believe people listen the
GWB and think he is a "straight shooter"
when he cannot answer a direct question!
You could hear the exasperation of the reporter
asking the question about why we
went to war with Iraq when the evidence
shows Bin Laden was in an entirely different country!
I'm with you when asking, why has it taken
the press so long to figure this out?
Better yet who are these "rogue reporters"?
They're not on the networks.
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Bill Maher is tonight, and he'll have plenty to
say about the debate.
One guest is George Carlin, and George Carlin on HBO is dangerous!
The 30th season on SNL begins with my good friend Ben Affleck.
Sorry about last week's false alarm - the NBC bastards did that
Look for the political comedy to be front and center.
Who will be Tina's new co-host for the news?
They say Desperate Housewives (premiers Sunday on
ABC) is a great, great show.
Robert Bianco (we can trust him) says, "Refreshingly
original, bracingly adult and thoroughly delightful,
Desperate Housewives is the
like answer to a TV prayer you didn't know you'd made. As involving as
any new drama and funnier than any new
sitcom, Housewives matches high visual style with witty sensibility.
Well-observed tiny details share space
with bigger-than-life set pieces."
Having Teri Hatcher and Nicole Sheridan in the cast can't hurt.
I hope the first review for BartCop TV is as good.
Right after that is another one, Boston Legal, starring
Emmy winners William Shatner and James Spader.
Shatner could win a comedy Emmy every year he's on this show.
I want to see the new season of Tru Calling, but
first my Cardinals have to kick Yankee ass.
Subject: I think Kerry
read your page before the debates
Finally, he did say that the war in Iraq
was a big mistake
and that he could do a better job there
He also got in a line about how the only
building in Bagdad
that had any protection is the oil ministry.
I think he did well in the debate, and Bush
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