"Senator Kerry drew very similar conclusions
as the president did before the war,
calling Saddam an imminent threat, saying he
was a part of the war on terror."
--Dan Bartlett, White
House Liar, Face the Whore, 10/3/04, Attribution
"I will give to the President is for one reason
and one reason only: To disarm Iraq of WMDs,
if we cannot accomplish that objective through
new, tough weapons inspections in joint concert
with our allies. In giving the President this
authority, I expect him to fulfill the commitments he
has made to the American people in recent days
to work with the UN to adopt a new resolution
setting out tough and immediate inspection
requirements, and to act with our allies at our side
if we have to disarm Saddam Hussein by force."
--John Kerry, Congressional
Record, 10/09/02, Attribution
John, just curious - why did you wait seven months to clear that
Is this race so in-the-bag that you wanted to give the enemy a head start?
Debate Assumes New Importance
Can Cheney bully the always-smiling John
Tonight's vice presidential debate, which
we presumed would be a sideshow,
has assumed critical importance, as Cheney tries
to halt the ticket's slide in momentum.
After Bush's faltering performance with
Kerry, GOP strategists said Cheney's aim is to return
public attention to 9-11 (Again?) and
the administration's broader handling of terrorism and away
from what they called a "second-guessing" debate
over the bungled decision to invade Iraq.
"Bush failed to explain his wrong choices. Here
are four mistakes Bush made:
First, he failed to defend his go-it-alone
foreign policy that has alienated our allies.
Second, he chose not to level with the American
people and our troops about the
deteriorating situation in Iraq:
Third, instead of owning up to his mistakes,
he smirked and scowled and refused
to directly answer the hard questions.
Fourth, when John Kerry outlined his plan,
Bush said he wasn't sure we could afford it,
even as he continues to promise more tax cuts
for the wealthiest Americans."
--Former UN ambassador Richard
Bush use an earpiece during the debate?
In the middle of an answer Thursday night
Bush said, "Now let me finish" as if someone
was interrupting him - yet nobody did - he was
talking to the person in his earpiece.
to the mp3 yourself - or watch the video at c-span. did
anyone out there record the debate.
We've got to get this video clip out there - the
president needs an earpiece to make it thru a debate!
Edwards going to do to Cheney tonight?
Is he going to make Unka Dick wear the skirt?
Warplanes Bomb the slums of Sadr City
Elect Bush and you can have never-ending war
U.S. warplanes pounded the vast Baghdad
slum of Sadr City overnight after
an American patrol came under gunfire, the military
said Tuesday. In Ramadi,
a car bomb explosion was followed by clashes between
U.S. troops and insurgents.
You live in sixth century Iraq - great.
You're stuck in the worst of Baghdad's slums - even better.
You've lost your home, your husband and two children - so far.
Your neighborhood is full of religiously-insane, Old Testament beheaders
- can it get any better?
The mightiest military in the world wants you dead - God is great!
Just say a prayer and it will all go away.
Subject: the Bush/Kerry
Bart, the whole time I was watching the
debate I just wanted to see Kerry do one thing
that would have gotten him more than just points
in the "polls", it would have gotten him respect.
On the paper both candidates were given
he should have wrote the word "Idiot" on it in big letters
and drawn an arrow pointing to Bush. It was
have been perfect since through out most of the debate
the networks were using a split screen format.
Keep swinging the hammer Bart.
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- Was it all a White House Scheme?
White House releases similar-style documents
At the very least, the timing of the release
shows that the White House deliberately withheld
a genuine document which contained the characteristics
of the memos which are said to have
been forged. From the beginning, Bush's supporters
have claimed that typewriters of the
period could not produce the documents.
It's also the fourth time the White
House has released Bush documents since they said they
had released all of Bush's non-medical documents.
White House liar Dan Bartlett told the WaHoPo
that he had put out "absolutely everything" he
had of Bush's nonmedical military records in February.
The document in question was released to
an independent researcher as part of a FOI Act request
in 2000, but was not made available to the general
media until the White House released it - under
a federal court order after a lawsuit by the Associated
Press - on Sept. 24.
It's a good thing CBS hired partisan Republicans to look into
I'm sure their final report will be fair and objective.
Subject: David was right
David was right about you: "...you do not
say what folks want you to say."
I winced when you were noting the bare facts of
how Kerry was getting bashed by
poorly thought out "strategery". But that is what
I like about you - you are critical
where you need to be, even on the Democrats. I
did not interpret your criticisms
of Kerry as wrong - he needed a kick-in-the-ass
so he wouldn't blow a decent chance 11/2.
I had NO DOUBT that Kerry would do Bush
in during the 1st debate. Bush cannot handle
unscripted, confrontational questions. He is the
bubble-boy president for sure. It was a painful
sight watching Bush emotionally tank on national
"This is our president?" kept running through
my mind. Jeez.
Yes - it is true - our press corp was asleep in
Some (not Blitzer or other lackeys), gratefully,
have woken up.
Thanks for keeping the fires burning - even
if it torches the stuporous Kerry campaign.
(And yes - somebody there MUST be reading you -
Mark in Regressive Texas
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Subject: Kerry should do
I think Kerry should do a Reagan on Bush
during the next debate and ask,
"Are you better off than you were four years ago?"
Then he should ask,
"Will you be better off four years from
now if we stay the course?"
John, good one.
Maybe Kerry's saving that for the closing of debate 3
is Endangering America
by Carla Binion
For Bush, financing the Iraq war is a greater
priority. The question is, are terrorists a threat to America or aren't
If Bush expects terrorists to strike any time soon,
why isn't he acting accordingly? How does Bush think he's making
America safer by spending far more money in Iraq
than on security here at home? What good will it do if we somehow
end up victorious in Iraq but at the same time
experience terrorist attacks on one or more of our airlines, ports or
chemical plants? How would our being in Iraq
help prevent this? The obvious answer is, it wouldn't.
Subject: the Boss in Detroit
Man, what a show. Rocked the town like never before.
Of course the local paper found a couple of guys
changed their minds about the blow monkey, but
that's two out of thousands!
(You'll like this, they had 10 cool tour busses and about
12 semi's of equipment)
I've never seen Springsteen.
I think he's only made it to the Dust Bowl once in his career.
Kent Bye needs
Filmmaker Kent Bye, my good friend, is
working on an expose of the media and how they joined together
Bush's bloody, illegal war and
help convince America to back him up.
He has done interviews with 44 media people, including Helen
Thomas, Bill Plante (CBS), Gloria Borger (PBS),
Grover Norquist (BFEE), Todd Gitlin (Columbia
U), David Sirota (AAR) and thirty nine other media types.
He needs volunteer citizen journalists to transcribe
the interviews so that they can be open-sourced and disseminated.
Interested volunteers should sign
up to transcribe an interview by leaving a comment next to the desired
I owe Kent Bye BIG time, but I cannot afford to
give him the hours he needs on this project.
If you could volunteer to help him out,
it would help me repay my debt to him.
Please check out this web site and contact
Kent Bye if you can help.
If you saw the Juliefest
Video, you know how
talented he is.
This could the nest next F 9-11, wouldn't you like
to be a part of that?
He's going to make this an important film and you could
Please help if you can.
Of course, ...if you enjoy Bush's bloody illegal
and love the fairness of the American press,
you'd have no reason to assist Kent Bye in exposing
their Bush-loving, blood-spilling, orchestrated lies.
Many people wrote to assist Trevor with his fascist
legal problems in Chicago.
I have forwarded all your e-mails to Trevor.
Thanks for helping.
Bart, you published:
> "He's decided to put his faith in the wisdom of the
> lied the Monkey who gave us the biggest government
in all of history.
> "I will always put my faith in the wisdom of the American
See, now, it's quotes like this that make my blood
When W. decided to take us to war, when he told
us he knew what he was doing,
when he dismissed the massive anti-war protests
in D.C., in NYC, and around the
world as the equivalent of "focus groups" -- was
he putting his faith in the wisdom
of the American people or in the wisdom of the
He makes me INSANE.
Thanks for letting me vent, Bart!
U.S. Paid Price for Lack of Troops
Bush would rather lose another 1,000 troops than admit he was wrong
The United States did not have enough troops
in Iraq after ousting Saddam
and "paid a big price" for it, says the former
head of the U.S. occupation there.
Paul Bremer said Monday that he arrived in Iraq
on May 6, 2003 to find "horrid"
looting and a very unstable situation. "We
paid a big price for not stopping it
because it established an atmosphere of lawlessness," Bremer
turning on me! Everything's crashing!
working like Unka Dick promised it would.
I hope my
eye doesn't start twitching.
first sign that I'm starting to lose it..."
babes are for Kerry-Edwards
"I don't want to say somebody is the winner or somebody
is the loser tonight.
I think his Unka W's main objective, apart
from not falling on the ground on the stage,
which he didn't do tonight, was to say, look,
here are my positions, and talk directly to the voters."
-- Pee Bush, the president's
nephew, in Spin Alley Attribution
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Subject: Debate responded
Kerry's use of the Bush 41 quote about not invading
Iraq was doubly smart.
Not only did he quote a Republican president who
believed as Kerry believes,
but conflicting quotes from Bush 43's father is
the best way to make him angry
and to look as he did on TV.
There's something weird going on with Bush and his daddy.
I used to think he wanted to impress Ol' Dad, but now I think he
wants to one-up him.
In 2000, he never said he wanted to be like his Dad, it was always "Reagan
this" and "Reagan
I think Bush hates his daddy, and wants to finish what he
started NOT to compliment him,
but to show him how a REAL man would've handleds Saddam - the "right" way
- back in 1991.
Further proof: How Bush 41 and Scowcroft and and Stormin' Norman
and all of dad's old team
said before the war that it would be a grave mistake to (A) try to take
Baghdad and (B) get into this
war without a healthy alliance (including Arabs) behind him the way 41
did for his fake war.
I think the drunken Smirk still wants to go "mano-a-mano" with his old
Janet Leigh Dies at 77
"Psycho" did for showers what "Jaws" did for
Eldrick Woods to focus
Former great has fallen to Number 3, ...then #4, ...#5...
finally gets a haircut
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killer to make third bid for parole
John Lennon's killer wants to get back on the
This week - perhaps as early as today - the son
of a bitch will get his third parole hearing.
New York state law doesn't allow for "without possibility
for parole," so let's let this bastard
out hours before he dies of old age.
Had ne not murdered him, John Lennon would probably
over this war.
He probably would've marched with Michael Moore
and The Hollywood Liberal
in New York during NaziCon2004 and probably would've
John Lennon might've been allowed to speak at
the Democratic convention in Boston.
But like Martin, John and Bobby, he was murdered.
John would've been 64 this weekend.
Subject: passing the 'global
Anyone with half a brain understood what John
Kerry was saying.
When the people of the U.S., the American Congress,
(that aren't being paid off) their respective goverments
AND people say
"Let's be sure", then you don't rush to drop the mother-of-all-bombs.
My Dad, who was a mean s-o-b in his day (but did
have a folksy way with words)
would have said,"If five of your friends tell you
you're drunk, you'd better go lay down".
"Not at all. He was very careful. At points
he paused to draw attention to what he was saying.
He wanted to keep a straightforward manner
about him. No, not all."
--Karl Rove, when asked why Dubya kept silently
staring into the camera when it was his turn to speak
Subject: Bush's immature debate
MW said it first. I was thinking that all the
so-called pundits either got it wrong or were just
too chicken to state the obvious. GW Bush is a
pampered little bully, a privileged frat-boy who,
when among his friends, is never told he is wrong
Remember that one interview he did where he said "I
don't feel I have to explain myself to anyone"?
He really believes that.
He is the leader of the free world, and he doesn't
have to explain himself to anyone?!?!
Thanks, MW. You, and you alone, decsribed exactly
what was going on in the debate.
Dubya was ANNOYED that someone was pointing out
that he was WRONG!
Also, since Bush can't explain anything to anyone,
being an arrogant prick helps him
keep the facade in place by pretending he could explain, but feeling
like he doesn't have to.
Janeane Garofalo knows where to find the truth
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Kerry did not "volunteer" for service
in Vietnam. While in college, he applied for deferment
from military service four times and got it each
time. He was rejected on his fifth try.
In desperation, he joined the Naval
Reserve, hoping he would never be called up.
George W. Bush joined the Army Reserve during
the Vietnam conflict.
He spent many hours and took exhaustive training, qualifying
to fly fighter jets in combat.
(Jets that were too old to be serviced.)
He could have been called up for active
service at any time.
Kerry's attempts to avoid military service
were in vain. He was sent to Vietnam, where he spent a month
behind the lines being trained as a junior officer.
He then served for 10 weeks on Swift Boats before he
cut and ran for home. This is heroism?
Kerry proudly boasts that he won five medals in
10 weeks of active duty (a record!).
He received a Silver Star, a Bronze Star, and three
Purple Hearts. But for what?
Hey asshole - he was given the Purple Heart for the shrapnel
still in his body.
Subject: debate me, please
I would really like to debate you face to face
on your radio program.
I want to do it face to face so can bitch slap
your candy coated liberal ass out
of your chair every time you lie, and judging by
your sit it will be nearly every sentence.
Im ready if you are. If you are afraid
thats ok, your a lib, being brave online
and cowering offline is a way of life for you guys.
Let me know,
David, very few sane people are allowed inside BartCop Manor.
Why would I allow a Monkey to infest my home?
If you'd be satisfied with a rhetorical ass kicking, my boot has your
name on it.
...or are you strictly into physical violence?
I watched the C-SPAN coverage of the debate and
assumed the split-screen format was used
by the other networks... I asked some friends for
a Tivo'ed copy of the debate so I could archive it
for posterity, and ended up with a CNN feed that
showed one candidate at a time.
Is this how all the other networks covered it?
I thought they were rejecting the agreement by
the campaigns covering how the debates
would be covered... what networks actually showed
both candidates simultaneously?
The split-screen coverage was absolutely critical
to understanding the debates..
Was C-SPAN the only one to deliver the complete
coverage I had expected would be had everywhere?
RH, Los Angeles , Dude.
RH, I think the other networks did the split screen now-and-then.
C-SPAN was the only network to go split-screen all the way,
Watch C-SPAN for the split screen of Edwards kicking Snarl's ass.
And if you want - drop by the
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"The president, in his folksy way that no one inside
the Beltway recognizes, was able to speak
in real clear terms about why we're at war
against terror. John Kerry didn't pass the living room test.
I don't think he came across as anyone that
people want have in their homes for four years."
--Nicolle Devenish, a Bush campaign
liar, spinning the absurd theory that America needs a bumbling,
in charge at a time when (thanks to Bush) thousands of terrorists are willing
if they can just take some Americans with them as they go. Attribution
Subject: Looking forward to VP
I think the Vice Presidential debate Tuesday evening
will be even more of an interesting contest
than the Bush - Kerry debate. The incumbent, Vice
President Cheney, is a seasoned politician
who has had a lifelong career in government and
as CEO of Haliburton. In the 2000 VP debate
Cheney stomped Senator Joe Lieberman into the ground.
His opponent, John Edwards, has less political
experience. But he has come from nowhere to national
contender in record time. Edwards is considered
a legendary trial lawyer. He has won cases for victims
where no lawyer has won before. To be a lawyer
of that caliber, you have to be very sharp - think fast
- and be able to get the jury to vote your way.
This is a match up of a reigning champion against
a highly talented hotshot newcomer and I think it will be
a much more exciting event to watch than the presidential
debate was where one party was clearly smarter
than the other. The presidential debate might be
more important - but I think the VP debate will be more
interesting. I'm looking forward to watching it.
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"Bush's tone of voice alternated between that of
a parent trying to teach a lesson
to a 9-year-old, and a teenager pleading his
case with the high school principal."
--Bob Wiesner, a communications director
with Rogen International, Attribution
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Having taken part in the killing of as many as
37,000 Iraqi civilians, Blair's distractions, not his victims,
are news: from his arcane "struggle" with his Tweedledee,
Gordon Brown, to his damascene conversion
to the perils of global warming. On the atrocity
at Beslan, Blair is allowed to say, without irony or challenge,
that "this international terrorism will not prevail".
These are the same words spoken by Mussolini soon after
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The Iraqi occupation is a systematic, murderous
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Subject: a beer with Bush
You know all these people saying Bush is they
guy they'd like to have a beer with?
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"I myself was to experience how easily one is taken
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Shirer wrote. "Though unlike most Germans I had
daily access to foreign newspapers . . . and though I listened
regularly to the BBC and other foreign broadcasts,
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Shirer then recounted how, in conversations with
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It was obvious they were parroting some piece
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soldier body count in Iraq
1043, 1054, 1059,
1064 dead American soldiers.
"I'm sorry I got us into this quagmire...."
--words Bush is unable to say
Subject: My conspiracy theory
I saw this story this morning about W finally
deciding he wants to talk
to the American Public after 4 yrs, but oh yeah
it is just him, What a punk!
My conspiracy theory -
Watch for an need for "Elevated Terra Threat" or "Issue
of National Security"
to get Bush to back out of one of these debates.
Especially since he is pulling this "Major Speech".
You have two minutes to record your message.
admit fake story about Kerry
Hi, I'm Carl Cameron, senior
political correspondent at FOX News.
I got this job because I make shit up.
I hate liberals and democracy and I'm not
worthy to be Dan Rather's copy boy.
A Fox Whore News pimp admits one of its pretend
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"Foxnews.com regrets that error, (hiring
this slug?) which occurred
because of fatigue and bad judgment, not malice."
Yeah, I'll bet his reprimand was really severe.
I'll bet he and his bosses giggled for hours, calling Kerry gay.
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