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Tuesday Oct 12,
Mike Malloy on AAR weeknights
"It is embarrassing to see George Bush pretending
to be president."
Lt. Gen. Claudia Kennedy, the highest-ranking woman in U.S. Army history,
who says Dubya had no clue about Iraq and has no idea how to get out, Attribution
Why doesn't Bush have to pay a price for killing 1075 soldiers?
Why have the media, the voters and the Democrats given him a
on killing 1075 after we crucified Clinton for having a girlfriend?
Kerry Talk Tough on Oil, Terror
I love that headline, usually it's 'Bush talks tough'
Bush's in Colorado is an effort to counter
Kerry's surprising bid to win a state that has
voted GOP in nine of the past 11 presidential
elections. One poll shows Bush ahead in
Colorado; another shows the two men in
a close race.
"Kerry is here to try to make up electoral votes
he can't get in the South," said a guy.
"John Kerry is setting a tall order for himself
by making a play for Colorado."
On Monday, Kerry lashed out at a president
who has taken to calling the Democrat a
tax-and-spend liberal with a 20-year Senate
record of voting in favor of tax increases.
The record price of oil "means a lot more
profit for this president's friends in the oil industry.
The Bush tax increase is a tax increase
most middle class Americans can't afford," Kerry said.
We're at war, the oil companies are gouging us to death, Bush
is giving the super-rich
another $136 billion of our tax money that they'll put
into savings while the economy
continues to crumble and Kerry's not ahead by 25 points?
If only the Democrats would consider coming to work...
"It's not the American way for powerful corporations
to strong-arm local broadcasters
to air lies promoting a political agenda.
It's beyond yellow journalism; it's a smear
bankrolled by Republican money, and
I don't think Americans will stand for it."
-- David Wade,
a Kerry spokesman, on the Sinclair Broadcast Group, who ordered
its stations to preempt regular programming to air a pack of lies about
I have an idea: Kerry could beg them
not ro run it...
Laden 'No Longer Top Target'
Bush decides to forgive former partner,
Coalition commanders in Afghanistan have
begun playing down the importance of Osama
- in sharp contrast to the statements made
earlier this year that he would be caught by the end of 2004.
"From the Afghan point of view we don't want to
focus too much on Bin Laden," said Major-General
John Cooper, deputy commander of the American-led
"He is not necessarily the major player. He will
be caught one day but his whereabouts today won't have a huge effect."
Cooper, the most senior British officer
in Afghanistan, admitted that after three years of searching the hills
and valleys of Afghanistan, the coalition
forces had no idea where their other main target, the Taliban leader
Mullah Omar, is hiding. "We don't even
know which country he's in," he said.
Cooper refused to reveal whether the coalition
had any idea where Bin Laden was. "Saddam was caught
as a result of circumstances and good intelligence
and I'm sure one day the same will happen with Bin Laden," he said.
Once again, the America voters are going
to let Bush off the hook?
After getting light-years of mileage out of that phony bullhorn photo op in New York,
(Thank you, John, for giving Bush the
gift that voters remember so warmly.)
Bush now gets to skate on that sacred vow, too?
Will he never be held accountable for any
promise he breaks?
Subject: BCR Show 56 feedback
Great show, as always.
Part 2 stands out. You have exposed
the total arrogance of this president.
I think he's as arrogant as the vulgar
pigboy; I never thought I'd say that about anyone.
He has absolutely no respect for people.
Every soundbite you played was him scolding
citizens for daring to believe anything
other than the Big Lie, which is: "Bush
will keep us free and safe."
How dare we question if he knows Osama
bin Laden attacked us?
He is upset that he has someone challenging
Like all bullies, (O'Reilly for one) he
turns nasty, preachy, and arrogant.
"You keep reading and hearing about "undecided
Anybody who is undecided at this time
doesn't have much of a mind to make up."
--Jimmy Breslin, "Insane
reality spins the head", Attribution
We're watching 50,000,000 people vote for higher taxes.
We're watching 50,000,000 people vote for more phony wars.
We're watching 50,000,000 people vote for dirtier air and water.
We're watching 50,000,000 people vote for bigger government.
We're watching 50,000,000 people vote for a very stupid president.
We're watching 50,000,000 people vote for more terrorists.
We're watching 50,000,000 people vote for American isolation
in the world.
We're watching 50,000,000 people vote for a madman out of control.
We're watching 50,000,000 people vote for Bush's worldwide takeover.
Subject: 'We can still
hope for victory'
Bart, you wrote:
> Sobering Reminder: No matter how well
we think Kerry did in the debates, the stupid voters
> thought Bush did a superb job. We haven't
won anything yet - but we can still hope for victory.
Look what happened in the Australian elections,
where our version of Bush - John Howard - even after all
the WMDs facts came out, even after he
had been shown to have misled the country on Iraq and the Tampa
refugees incident, deliberately suppressing
critical information, even after dozens of former military chiefs and
diplomats publicly stated that he had engaged
in an illegal war - despite all this, Howard was re-elected with a
hugely increased majority. He has more
power than ever. The voters simply did not care about the lies and the
I predict that this will happen with Bush
and Blair - they will be easily re-elected too. That is what the agenda
Paul, we certainly don't want that to happen
here, but we have to steel ourselves to that possibility.
Lots of people are talking "Kerry landslide,"
which is what we all want, but if Bush sneaks/steals a win,
I'm afraid a lot of demoralized people
will give up on politics and we'll need them more than ever
to fight the illegal thugs for another
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has taken it's toll on Iraq
"I would prefer that the new leader will be Saddam
Hussein because I would
rather vote for Saddam Hussein than any
else. He was one of the most hated
people in the history of Iraq. And I was
against him more than anyone else.
But if he runs for election, I'm going
to vote for him."
That's how bad Bush has bungled Iraq.
"Give us back the mass graves and rape rooms.
Anything is better than Bush's Iraq."
...yet he could still win this election?
Subject: BCR Show 56
Loved the show.
A quick story...
My fiance and an old friend both listen
to the pigboy.
Supposedly because nothing else is on the
radio in Louisville. And they're right.
I refuse to, simply because he is saying
the same crap he's said for years, recycled but the same.
It finally dawned on me over the weekend
that I can download and burn your radio shows to cd
(I'm a dumbass). Then listen to them while
I drive about 40 minutes each way to work.
Thank the Invisible Cloud Being.
I'm enjoying the hell out of this.
I then share them with these two and we all enjoy BC radio.
I'll either get them to sign up or pay
more while I can for the privilege.
And it is a privilege.
BartCop - come to Vegas!!
BartCop - come to Vegas!!
Maybe, as more Republicans hear BartCop Radio, one will get angry
enough to debate...?
Says Gas Prices Help Bush's Friends
Exxon-Mobile is now bigger than Wal-Mart - that's
pretty damn big
Kerry said Monday that President Oil Slick
has done more to help BIG OIL
boost their profits than to help consumers
with soaring energy costs.
"The money that you're paying at the pump is going
directly from your wallets
straight into the hands of the oil companies
and the oil producers."
Because the Democrats have refused to fight
back, America has bought into the lie
that "liberal regulations" have skyrocketed
oil prices. But that fails to explain why oil
companies are having their most profitable
era ever. If they were simply passing on
the costs of regulations, their profits
wouldn't soar like a F-16 on steroids.
Because the Democrats have refused to fight
back, California thinks their energy crisis
was due to "liberal regulations" and the
Democrats stood mute while Gray Davis was
blamed for Enron's rape, and most people
don't know the truth to this day.
What will it take for the Democrats to
join the political process?
"Don't ask when you're going home. We'll tell
you when you're going home."
to the 1500 Marines when Rumsfeld asked for questions in Iraq, Attribution
Subject: Bush did great
in the debates?
His followers are just as nuts as he is,
and you know how misery loves company!
He sounded and acted as if he went off
his rocker when he scooted across the floor to get in Gibson's face.
As far as liberal goes, it flatters me to
be called a liberal.
I'm not mean-spirited, I'm decent, been
married to the same man for 54 years,
and I try to help people worse off than
I am. This is what a liberal does, nothing to be ashamed of.
What I would hate to be is a despicable
They are repulsive and lie like a rug.
Marian in Missouri
with Dubya" Chinaco Cup in the BartCop
Get one for the office.
It's a conversation starter.
rescued after 'religious vision'
A teenager spent eight days in her wrecked
car that landed in a wooded ravine before being rescued
by a member of her church who said a vision
led her to the girl, a newspaper reported on Monday.
"Because her daughter was upset about Laura's
disappearance, she asked her mother to pray to find her.
Nohr told the newspaper that that night,
she had vivid dreams of a wooded area and felt an urge the next morning
to drive to where she found Laura, whose
crumpled car had fallen 45m down an embankment and was hidden in trees.
If you believe this happened, would you
care to buy some stock in a stable Iraq?
BartCop - come to Vegas!!
BartCop - come to Vegas!!
"But no terrorist state poses a greater or
more immediate threat to the security of our people
and the stability of the world than
the regime in Iraq. His regime has amassed large clandestine
stocks of biological weapons, including
anthrax and botulism toxin and possibly smallpox. He has
amassed large clandestine stockpiles
of chemical weapons, including VX and sarin and mustard gas."
--Donald Rumsfeld, under
oath before the House Armed Services Committee 9/18/02, Attribution
Let me get this straight:
It's illegal to lie about a blow job.
It's illegal to lie about selling ImClone stock.
but it's perfectly
legal to lie America into a fake war to make Bush
rich and get 1075 soldiers killed?
Remember, the Democrats didn't even insist Bush testify under
(after the GOP forced Clinton under oath about Monica)
Remember, the Democrats didn't even insist Bush testify in
(after the GOP forced Clinton to testify on videotape so they
could release it)
Remember, the Democrats didn't even insist Bush testify without
Cheney holding his hand.
(after the GOP denied Clinton the right to counsel)
When will the Democrats join the political process?
Subject: please send reporters
As you all know, we in America are holding
elections on November 2.
I would ask all the world to send reporters
to cover it.
We used to be a free nation with a free
press and fair and honest elections.
We are not that country anymore. Our press
is controlled by President Bush's party.
The electronic voting machines are supplied
by another Bush supporter and it is widely
known that these machines are easily altered.
Our president stole the election in 2000
and then lied to the world and initiated an
unprovoked war in Iraq in defiance of international
law and putting all the people of
the world in a more dangerous place. The
stakes in this election are high for every
person on the planet. This is the point
where people of good conscience must speak out
and tell it like it is. We have a duty
to prevent a madman from starting more wars.
I therefore ask the world news media to
come to America and pay close attention
to an event that will shape our future
for generations to come.
I'm Marc Perkel - And I approved this message!
San Francisco, CA
as seen on bettybowers.com
has a new DVD
Greg Palast is on the trail of the Bush family, from Florida election
to the Saudi connection, to Bush spiking the FBI investigation of
Greg's hard-hitting reports were in Fahrenheit 9/11, on BBC
and in Palast's bestseller The Best Democracy Money Can Buy.
You can trust Greg Palast
"There's no evidence whatsoever that stem cell
research is going to cure anything."
explaining why Bush let Reagan die Attribution
Subject: Stupid voters
Bart, My 82-year-old Dad and I have been marveling for months as to just how stupid and ill-informed
today's average American voter must be.
They'd rather believe sound bites and mostly made up and
exaggerated propaganda than pay attention
to the actual facts!!!!
People need to expend a moment or two of
their scarce and precious time and do their own research,
whether they do so online, or actually
physically go and delve into a candidates record is entirely up to them,
but they need to do this before casting
the most important vote of their lifetime. I've already told my Mom
that I'm packing them up and we're all
going to Ireland (tons of family there) should the unthinkable actually
Here, in Florida, there are already all
sorts of tricks in the works to try and steal this election. It's downright
My elderly parents should be able to enjoy
the golden years they've respectively lived through. serving in WW11 and
raising and educating seven children, rather
than suffering through them as a direct result of the Monkey's greed
Guess you can tell I'm annoyed, huh? People,
all I'm trying to say is please do a little research before we are all
and lied into continuing the downward spiral
our proud and brave country is actively engaged in.
Kat in Lake Worth(less)
Kat, you're right about Bush's sound bites.
The Monkey says, "Freedom's on the march
in Iraq," and people f-ing buy that like it means something,
even though we've lost almost 1100 soldiers and every day is
another dozen truck bombs.
He says, "We're going to help small businesses
with tax cuts," then he gives trillions to the super-rich.
Last time I got my haircut, the owner of the shop started ragging
me (she knows I do BartCop) and she was
going on about how great Bush was and I asked her how big her
tax cut was, since she owns a small business.
She said she didn't get a tax cut last year, she just likes Bush.
Did any business get a tax cut last year?
It's like a friend saying, "If you need
help moving, call me," but they're never home.
Bush says he's going to do "X" and "Y," but he never does
- and they forgive him.
People refuse to vote their own intreests.
Anybody making less than $200K who is voting for Bush is voting
to screw themselves.
and Cheney's campaign lies
by Carla Binion
Cheney had a fever to go into Iraq and
preemptively strike and oust Saddam Hussein well before
September 11, 200l. Nichols writes
that Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld were circulating memos with
such titles as "Plan for Post-Saddam Iraq,"
and "Foreign Suitors for Iraqi Oilfield Contracts" in early 2001.
A few months later, nineteen hijackers,
none of whom were connected with Saddam Hussein, attacked the
World Trade Center and Pentagon.
Almost immediately after the attacks, Cheney and others in the Bush
administration started working to link
Iraq with 9/11. Nichols says that when the CIA wouldn't report Iraq
was involved in 9/11, Cheney fell back
on information from an independent intelligence unit set up by Rumsfeld.
Nichols adds that Cheney "became known
for peddling outlandish claims," including the idea that Iraq was,
in Cheney's words, "the geographic base
of the terrorists who have had us under assault for many years,
but most especially on 9/11." Rather
than listen to respected, objective intelligence analysts, Cheney went
trolling for information from the likes
of Ahmad Chalabi, whom Nichols describes as a "con man."
Will Cheney have to pay a price for his
Or will he be rewarded with another four years to
rape and pillage whatever countries he
If only we could get some Democrats to come to work...
must be two Iraqs
Evidently, there are two Iraqs. One exists
here on our Earth. The other occupies a parallel
space-time continuum perceivable only by
a select few individuals, one of whom is the president.
If you've got a better theory, I'm open
to it. All I know is that in recent weeks, we've seen that nation
go from awful to whatever comes after awful.
Yet, to hear the president talk, the situation is actually
a lot better, more hunky and/or dory than
anybody really knows. We're moving forward, he says.
We're getting the job done. Two Iraqs.
That's got to be it. That must be why the Iraq Bush describes
bears so little resemblance to the one
described by, well... just about everybody else in the world."
Subject: Mistakes and questions
One of the questions presented to bush in
the last debate was to name three mistakes
he has made while in office and again like
in the news conference where he was asked
a similar question he named none.
I was always taught that I was responsible
for my decisions and actions.
How is it that bush is free of responsibility
for the decisions he makes and the actions he takes?
Whatever happened to personal responsibility?
BS, that's the kind of question that keeps Republicans out of
live chat rooms.
They can't defend him, so they refuse to discuss it.
About the best answer you can get from a Republican on that question
"Well, Clinton lied about Monica so
nobody is perfect."
But it's all part of the same theme that if the Democrats would
ever consider fighting back,
the GOP wouldn't be able to lie to blatantly all the damn time
Every day we hear,
"Kerry is the most liberal man in history."
"Kerry is a tax-and-spend liberal."
"Kerry is a flip-flopper who's afraid to fight terrorism."
"Kerry can't make up his mind on abortion..."
...and on and on because the liberals are afraid to stand up and
say, "That's not true!"
If Bush wins, you'll
need bartcop.com to stay sane.
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Steps Up Attacks on Iraq Insurgents
U.S. forces stepped up operations across
a wide swath of the Sunni insurgent
strongholds northwest of the capital, pounding
targets in two cities from the air
and supporting Iraqi troops in raids on
mosques suspected of harboring insurgents.
U.S. warplanes struck twice in insurgent-held
Fallujah, destroying a restaurant and
a house used by members of Iraq's most
feared terrorist organization.
So, after 19 months of war with Iraq, we're starting to get serious
Why have we waited 19 months?
Why did we take 1075 deaths before we decided to get tough?
Could Bush be a bigger moron if he tried?
work fighting terrorists in Iraq - everybody knows that..."
babes are for Kerry-Edwards
"Since 9/11 you look at all of the opportunities
Al-Qaeda and anybody else
has had to repeat 9/11 in this country.
We've had World Series, Super Bowls,
parades, conventions, elections, abundant
opportunities for Al-Qaeda to show
they're still strong and on the march
and not one attack on our soil.
Somebody must be doing something right."
--the vulgar Pigboy, praising
the Monkey who let 9-11 happen...
Teen May Go to Jail
In Bush's Amerikkka, speaking is a jailable offense
With Afghan Ballots Crashes
Bush tactics are the same all over the world
winner faces 'twin deficits' battle
If Bush wins/steals another term, think of the mess Hillary
will have in 2009...
Shortage Threatens Vaccine Testing
I know where you canm find a whole capitol full of monkeys
'92, Cheney said Saddam not worth U.S. casualties
...saw it on smudgereport.com
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"I am not
a monkey! I am a monkey in a man suit!"
"Undecided" Voter is a GOP Operative
Yesterday, CNN's Bill Hemmer interviewed
"undecided" voter, Edward Martos. Martos is actually
a GOP operative who is involved heavily
with the University of Miami College Republicans' and who
has served as the Assistant Editor in Chief
of the College Republicans' newsletter. He is such an
undecided voter that he actually helped
draft the constitution of the University Of Miami College Republicans.
Martos, of course, by all measure, is not
an undecided voter, but CNN refuses to report that they were duped.
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Subject: Cheney lied
Cheney first remarked that he was not familiar with Edwards past legal cases,
using that as an excuse not to remark on
what are exceptionally honorable and good cases,
AND THEN he attacked Edwards with highly
specific knowledge of Edwards past tax deductions.
Does anybody believe that the GOP
would fail to look for dirt on a lawyer in his past legal cases,
especially considering the fact that they
closely examined his past TAX returns looking for dirt??
Tim, that never could've happened.
The Democrats would've hammered Cheney into resigning if he did
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Subject: Superman - what
a cruel joke
I've taken care of several quadraplegics.
The subject of Christopher Reeve came up yesterday.
The person I was speaking with stated in
true southern christian style that he brought it on himself
because he turned away from God.
This is a native Carolinian currently employed in the field.
And, in case you didn't know, mental illness
is caused by SIN!
This from a psych nurse about a year ago.
Don't get sick in the South!
Flew back from LA yesterday and upon arriving
at the airport in Madison there was an entire
family standing at Arrivals with big signs
to welcome a marine coming off active service in Iraq.
After the marine had been greeted and kissed
and cuddled and kissed and cuddled again and
again the family group began to move towards
the luggage carousel. The young marine (he must
have been all of nineteen years old) with
his father lagged behind the rest and when they were alone,
the father grabbed his son to his chest
and without saying a word - just held him there like that
without saying a word.
They were just standing in the middle of
Dane County Airport clinging to one another as if
their life depended on it and I can't begin
to describe how moving a scene it was to observe.
And then I started to think about the other
thousands of soldiers who have come home with limbs
blown off or their minds in tatters.
And then I thought about the Bush administration trying to cut
combat pay and veterans benefits and I
felt like weeping.
It makes me furious.
soldier body count in Iraq
1054, 1059, 1071,
1075 dead American soldiers.
The number of amputees, wounded,
injured or mentally ill
is a staggering 28,150
Friends, we need to talk...
(That's my Doctor Laura impression...)
We're going thru a schedule interruption.
Pokerfest Northwest was going to be this weekend, but then I
got the news that one of
my Catholic nephews was getting married back home in St Louis.
I mention "Catholic"
because trust me, you haven't been to a wedding until
you've been to a St Louis Catholic
wedding with all the fixings.
Longtime readers might remember the story that, when my brother
was ordained a priest,
they asked what I wanted to mix my whiskey with at the after
party ...that started at noon.
Isn't that wild?
To celebrate my brother's marriage to Jesus, they start drinking
Now you know why Jesus's first miracle was creating Chinaco
St Louis Catholic weddings are similar to the wedding you saw
in The Godfather.
Girls start saving when they're kids, and by the time they finally
say "I do,"
they've got enough money saved up to throw a Blazing Saddles
Woo Hoo! Paulie! More wine!
The pre-party is Thursday, so I'm driving up Wednesday.
Expect a full report.
Then there is next week.
A while back, I mentioned a Los Angeles thing coming up.
Here's what's up:
We've been invited to a "week of luxury" in Los Angeles with
a stopover in Las Vegas.
My attorney ( you know him ) rented a castle on the ocean with
a lot of rooms.
When you combine free luxury with SWA frequent flyer miles, that's
hard to resist.
Of course, the timing could be better.
This would've been easier after Kerry branded the
red-hot "K" onto Bush's ass,
but as my doctor might say, "The offer
I have is the offer I have."
My wealthy host also fancies himself a poker player, so expect
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