• HUMOR • ENTERTAINMENT • CHINACO ANEJO • POKER • SPORTS • GARBAGE • REVENGE
Show 58 is coming - Radio
1431 - Murder One
Friday Oct 29, 2004
Mike Malloy on AAR weeknights
"Will we see a repeat of the debacle of 2000?
Will we see a repeat of the fiasco
-- Wolf the Whore, CNN
Thursday, forgetting THEY screwed up and called the Gore win for Bush,
and the monkey-see, monkey-do networks all fell into line
behind Bush's cousin at FOX
They are not journalists - they are whores.
They don't want to get it right - they want to get it first.
Slaughter 11 Iraqi Soldiers on Tape
Insurgents slaughtered 11 Iraqi soldiers,
beheading one, then shooting the others execution-style,
and declared on an Islamic militant Web
site Thursday that Iraqi fighters will avenge "the blood"
of women and children killed in U.S. strikes
on the guerrilla stronghold of Fallujah.
The killing of the 11 Iraqi National Guardsmen
was claimed by the Ansar al-Sunnah Army,
which posted a videotape of their brutal
deaths on its Web site Thursday along with a warning
for all Iraqi police and soldiers to desert
or face death. The militants said earlier the soldiers
were abducted this week on the road between
Baghdad and Hillah, 60 miles to the south.
I don't know much about how the internet
works, but why can't we find the base for this web site?
Don't they have to use phone lines or microwaves
or satellites? Doesn't each site have a unique address?
Don't they have to register with Symantec
or Network Solutions or someone to get an IP address?
Since America is no longer bound by any
laws or treaties or protocols, why can't we find their servers
and blow them up? Servers have assigned
addresses, right? Surely we know what region the servers
are in, so why can't we take them out?
Are they using OUR servers to broadcast the beheadings?
You can bet Ashcroft could find Tommy Chong
if he was selling plastic pipes,
but we're helpless when these Zarqawi types
are beheading people?
"According to Boing
Boing, Mark Perkel has invested $2000 in bandwidth to distribute Fahrenheit
as a download from his web site. I
know a few better areas in which that money could be better spent.
A lot of people have already seen it,
and those who haven't won't be downloading it. There has already
been copies available as downloads
from different places and through different protocols (DC, Bittorrent etc)
with much higher quality. But,
hey...if he wants to waste $2000, it's his problemo.
Does it figure?
Perkel takes $2,000 out of his own pocket
to help spread some truth to those who didn't/couldn't see F 9/11
and this Strang guy takes a shot at him
for being "wasteful?"
The Strang dude didn't mention how much he had invested in democracy, but maybe, living in Sweden,
Strang hasn't felt the effects of Bush's
global crime spree - yet.
Hang in there, Strang.
If Sweden has any oil, you could win an
all-expenses paid vacation to Cuba.
Cathy wins a free year of BCR!
Get your bartcop stickers!
Then send in your digital pictures.
Send a stamped envelope to
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK 74155
But if you send a small tithe...
we will not be offended.
Denies Involvement in Iraq Weapons
Our allies must get tired of Bush blaming
them for his failures
Russia angrily denied allegations Thursday
that Russian forces had smuggled a cache of
high explosives out of Iraq prior to the
U.S. invasion in March 2003. Defense Ministry
spokesman Vyacheslav Sedov dismissed the
allegations as "absurd" and "ridiculous."
I can state officially that the Russian
Defense Ministry and its structures couldn't have been
involved in the disappearance of the explosives,
because all Russian military experts left Iraq
when the international sanctions were introduced
during the 1991 Gulf War ," he told the AP.
The denial followed a story in The Washington
Times on Thursday that quoted a high-ranking
U.S. defense official alleging that Russian
special forces had "almost certainly" helped spirit out
the hundreds of tons of high explosives
that went missing. The newspaper based its report on an
interview with John Shaw, the deputy U.S.
undersecretary of defense for international technology security.
You know they looked and looked for a way
to blame Bill Clinton, but when they couldn't find that,
they decided to blame our friends the Russias
- you'd think Russia would get pissed about that.
Why can't the never-elected, miserable failure
ever admit a mistake?
because God is controlling Bush's actions,
and God can't make a mistake?
of Comics in Mint to Near Mint condition
of Complete Non-Sport Card sets
of single cards
Japanese Non-Sport Cards
and Horror Magazines
Rudy blames US troops for explosives fiasco
the stupid troops!"
Rudy Giuliani stepped all over Bush's message
of the day when he suggested that
U.S. troops and not the White House were
responsible for the missing explosives in Iraq.
"The actual responsibility for it really would
be for the troops that were there," Giuliani said.
"Did they search carefully enough? Didn't they
search carefully enough?"
Kerry's campaign quickly noted that commanders
say the soldiers who stopped at the
arms depot during the push to Baghdad were
not ordered to search or secure the place.
"If George Bush is going to have his friends out
there blaming the troops, then he needs to
back up his claims with evidence. Mr. President,
show America the order that you issued
for our troops to secure these dangerous
explosives," said John Edwards. "Our men and
women in uniform did their jobs. It's our
commander-in-chief, George Bush, who didn't do his."
Our side on the offensive - it's a beautiful thing to see.
Rudy - you're an idiot.
Even when it is the troops' fault, you don't blame them
Campaign caught faking TV ad
Can't they ever tell the truth about anything?
Bush's campaign admitted they had doctored
a photo used in a TV ad and said it will be re-edited
to reflect more truthfulness and reshipped
to TV stations. The photo of Bush addressing a group of
soldiers showd repeated images of the same
men, again and again, giving the impression more soldiers
backed Bush than the true number. The soldiers'
images were electronically copied and used to fill
where a podium had been, claimed the just-caught
"We didn't even know it was done," a
Bush spokesman lied. The truth was revealed on an Internet site.
"There was no intention on anybody's part
to try to represent anything that wasn't true," he lied again.
They claim Bush was addressing a large
group of troops in both the original and edited version.
"Bush is talking to the troops, the troops
are real," said Bush spokesman Steve Schmidt said.
What an idiot!
Nobody said the troops were fake - they
said you duplicated faces to make more of them.
Why couldn't use guys just use a real photo?
Everyone knows the majority of military
love the alcoholic deserter and Halliburton.
There was no need to fake this, but they
just can't help it - it's in their blood to lie and cheat.
My mind has officially been blown.
I have always respected Eminem for his
musically abilities and the genre he has been classified.
However, the Mosh video is the single most
amazing piece of political dissent and awareness
the pop culture has created since Bob Dylan's
Masters of War.
Good God, this video should be required
I saw this clip a couple of days ago and
am glad to see it on your (our) site.
I'm no Eminem fan but I give the guy high
fives from Iowa for his honesty and guts.
Let's hope his fans get out there and vote!
You are right. I thought he was completely
annoying, until I read his lyric about
how he doesn't rap for dead presidents.
Then I saw the Mosh video.
Now I am his biggest fan, and I'm 38 years
OMG you were so right, I had no idea he
put this out.
Tight, strong, and to the point, please
use your right to vote...
While we still have it!
Thanks for posting the link to that video.
I clicked it but I also saw it yesterday via Kos file.
It's intense, it's right on, it's going
to turn some heads around. It's going to help our cause.
Dymamic stuff I'm a fan of Emimem from
here on out.
I have so much more respect for him now.
We know now he really does have substance.
I am passing this on to a bunch of people.
Thanks for turning us on to this video.
I bet they don't play it on TV.
I just became an Eminem fan.
That was an awsome video.
I am no hip-hop fan but you're 100% on
the money re "Mosh"
I watched this at least 10 times last night,
it's absolutely brilliant.
Great music, art, framing - above all,
an inspiring message from a most unexpected source.
Eminem and Howard Stern - I still have
issues with both, but I'm starting to think
they may be responsible for tens of thousands
of Kerry voters, so hats off to 'em.
I'm a forty-two-year-old white mom who
was appalled that her children were listening to Em.
Then I listened. I missed the 60's,
but I equate Em to be the Bob Dylan of his generation.
'White America' is genius.
The American public- white bread, Fox News-blinded,
pseudo-religous- are mistaken when
they dismiss him or try to marginalize
what he has to say as inane, uneducated rantings.
He has a message and it has never been
stronger than 'Mosh.'
So totally awesome!!!
This is a great and powerful statement
and I hope it's the kind of thing
to mobilize the young people in our country
I've never really been an Eminem fan although
I do like some of his more comedic efforts, i.e. Without Me.
Mosh just blew me away.
The song itself is extremely powerful,
combined with the video the impact is increased 10 fold.
I tell all my friends and co-workers about
it. I thought, as I first watched the video, that Em might be going
in the wrong direction with the message
but the ending scenes were superb, the message... perfect.
I applaud it.
I also wanted to let you know I love the
site, I check it every day.
Yeah, Eminem knows how to work it.
As mush as I dislike his homophobia, he
knows the importance of this election.
This video played where? MTV?
I hope that this video had the desired
effect and made young folks think about voting.
Thanks for the heads up.
I have never been a fan of rap. But
I listened to this yesterday and I became
an instant Eminem fan.
It is energizing to think about how many
young minds and future voters he'll influence with this.
It is empowering and inspirational.
We clearly have the momentum on our side, and even if
Bush steals it again, the American people
will not take it lying down like they did in 2000.
This time we'll be ready.
Talking of worrisome.....how about all
the provisional and absentee ballots
being screwed up in some of the battleground
I mean ........this is truly outrageous.
We're not talking about a third world country here.
We're talking about the richest nation
in the whole wide world and it's not as though the
current administration haven't had four
years to fix the problems during the last electorial debacle.
Oh wait a minute........now I get it.
They didn't WANT to fix it.
...it's like I have a twin!
Subject: Cruella almost
So Kat Hairass froze?
Probably didn't want to frighten the children...
to 100,000 Dead in Iraq
Bush wanted that oil and 100,000 dead means nothing to him
A survey of deaths in Iraqi households
estimates that as many as 100,000 more people
may have died in the 18 months since Bush's
invasion than would be expected based on
the death rate before the war.
The survey indicated violence accounted for most of the
extra deaths seen since the invasion, and
airstrikes from coalition forces caused most of
the violent deaths, the researchers wrote
in the British-based journal.
"Most individuals reportedly killed by coalition
forces were women and children," they said.
Note: Doing a regular internet thing is hard work,
...everybody knows that.
The burnbout factor is enormous and the benefits are few,
so contact Alan
Sports if you want to help.
Got a favorite team?
Got a favorite sports?
You a big Tiger Woods fan?
Get involved, write your thoughts down
and send them to Alan
Getting into sports beats O'Reilly's hobby.
It's hard work, ...everybody knows that.
to outwit the BFEE before the problem exists
One thing the Democrats like to do is to wait until after they've jumped from the plane,
and then ask around if anyone knows where they can borrow a parachute.
I think it's easier to locate a parachute before the jump, so here's my suggestion:
You get on a national TV show like Russert's Meet the Whore this weekend, October 31.
You ask the GOP why they are putting people in every precinct
house to monitor votes.
They will say something like, "We only
want eligible people to vote, that's the only reason."
So we pin them down and say, "So you agree, that only legal
and valid votes should count?"
Since they're on TV and have been "put in a box," the only way
they can answer that is:
"Yes, the GOP says only legal and timely votes
should be counted, of course."
So, if this election turns out to be a replay of 2000, the GOP
will be scrambling to locate additional votes,
and they'll use the military because the military love AWOL Bush and they don't mind dying for Halliburton.
But when the GOP comes up with an additional 10,000 overseas votes
on Nov 18, Democrats say,
"We stand behind the military just like you, but on October 31,
you said," "The GOP says only
legal and timely votes should be counted." Then ask them why they're trying to cast 10,00 illegal votes.
Gore fell for this trap in 2000. When overseas military
votes kept coming and kept coming and kept coming
and kept coming, the Dems tried to object to these illegal votes
only to be met with, "These men are risking
their lives for us but you don't think
their votes should count?" but that's when we play the
tape and say,
"No, YOU said only legal and timely
votes should be counted."
Bottom line: It's not that hard to anticipate what could
occur, but somehow, every time, the Democrats
act so bewildered and befuddled and they can't figure out what
to say or do so they give in - again.
I'm tired of the never-ending surrender act the Democrats put
Can we fight back in 2004?
Just this one time - can we fight back?
Subject: Are we better
Every election year we have to ask the question,
"Are you better off than you were 4 years ago?"
Is America better off than it was 4 years
Will we be better off 4 years from now
with Bush or Kerry?
Results matter. Reality matters. Vote wisely.
I'm Marc Perkel - And I approved this message!
San Francisco, CA.
The view from Iowa
A weekly column by Mike Palecek,
former federal prisoner for peace,
county prisoner, Iowa Democratic Party candidate,
small-town newspaper reporter.
I keep hearing about how the country is
polarized, especially in politics.
People keep saying that there is no center,
But the "extremes" I see on the left side
are pretty much where the center
was 10 years ago. So the polarization
is really just the loud right wing on
one side, and anyone with at least some
sense on the other.
Why are there so many on the loud right
Russ, maybe it's because the Democrats refuse to speak up?
Investigating Crooked Halliburton Contracts
Will they find that their bosses/owners committed crimes?
The FBI has begun investigating whether
the Pentagon improperly awarded no-bid
contracts to Halliburton, seeking an interview
with a top Army contracting officer and
collecting documents from several government
offices. The line of inquiry expands an
earlier FBI investigation into whether
Halliburton overcharged taxpayers for fuel in Iraq,
and it elevates to a criminal matter the
election-year question of whether Bush showed
favoritism to Cheney's former (?) company.
FBI agents also recently began collecting
documents from Army offices in Texas and
elsewhere to examine how and why Halliburton
got the no-bid work. Among the evidence
cited in the complaint was an internal
2003 Pentagon e-mail that says the Iraq contract
"has been coordinated" with Cheney's White House
Cheney, who continues to receive money from
Halliburton, said he played "no role"
in the selection of his former company
to make billions of dollars in no-bid business.
Now that the bank is empty and the soldiers
are dead, the Democrats wonder what's up?
brings out 80,000 to cheer Kerry
FOX News said it looked more like 1500...
Bruce Springsteen sent megastar wattage
surging through the Kerry campaign, whipping up a crowd
at a rocking rally in swing state Wisconsin.
Thousands of spectators packed balconies on neat wooden houses
along a mile-long stretch of road climbing
up the state's white Capitol, packed with at least 80,000 people.
Springsteen said his songs were about "who
we are, what we stand for, what we fight for now,
I believe these essential ideas about America
are what is at stake on November 2."
"I believe Senator Kerry honours these ideas,
he has lived our history for the last 50 years. He has formed
an adult view of America and its people.
The future is now, and it's time to let our passions loose,".
"This is for you John," Springsteen said, as he
launched into his hit "No Surrender" which Kerry
has adopted as his political anthem.
Damn, that would've been something to see.
Did anybody go?
I'd like to read/print a first-hand report.
If Bush wins, you'll
need bartcop.com to stay sane.
If Kerry wins, the media
will do their very best destroy him.
Why not subscribe, and we'll go thru this
teachers, military and AARP only pay $5)
Bonus Pay for a one-year subscription ($100)
and get the last three shows on CD delivered to your door!
They'll play anywhere - in your computer, in your car, in your
home CD player.
to subscribe instantly
Here to purchase a year of BCR and get your free CDs
a check with your e-mail address to:
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK 74155
Sentiment Fades with Bush's downfall
U.S. consumer sentiment deteriorated in
October as rising energy costs and persistent
job worries made Americans less optimistic
about the future, according to a survey released on Friday.
The University of Michigan's said its consumer
confidence index dropped to 91.7 in October,
down from 94.2 in September while the expectations
component slid to 83.8 from 88.0.
This country couldn't be in worse shape.
We gotta get rid of this Monkey to save America
you can vote early, DO IT!
The Bush bastards will say, "You can't
vote here," if you're of color,
so voting early gives you a chance to kick them in their little
Explosives Went Missing After US Control
More proof that Bush lied, but do the facts matter these
ABC said the video was shot by an affiliate
TV station embedded with the 101st Airborne Division
when members of the division passed through
the facility on April 18, nine days after the fall of Baghdad.
ABC said experts who have studied the images
say the barrels seen in the video contain the high explosive
HMX, and U.N. markings on the sealed containers
were clear. The barrels were found inside locked bunkers
that had been sealed by inspectors from
the International Atomic Energy Agency just before the war began.
Claims Up More Than Expected
More than who expected? Bush's good puppy press?
Husband Urged to Plead Guilty
prison, they'll pass him around like Ann Slanders
Kate Moss Portrait May Fetch $6.4M
But it's cheaper to go to nudesupermodels.com
Campaign Seizes on Halliburton Probe
You got him on the ropes, John - knock his ass out!
Do you have a friend who's undecided about this election?
Here to order Fahrenheit
...and then watch it with them.
When you're done, say, "Are
you still considering voting for Bush?
on O'Reilly? Don't Shake his hand!
Best Sex Scandals of Republican Hypocrites, Part I
From the O'Reilly affadavits:
During the course of O'Reilly's telephone
monologue on August 2, 2004, he suggested that Plaintiff ANDREA MACKRIS
purchase a vibrator and name it, and that
he had one "shaped like a cock wit a little battery in it" that a woman
had given him.
It became apparent that Defendant was masturbating
as he spoke. After he climaxed, Defendant O'Reilly said to Plaintiff,
"I appreciate the fun phone call.
You can have fun tonight. I'll appreciate it. I mean it."
Let's analyze his technique. Well,
it is good to let a woman know that you appreciate her, so we have to give
him a point
there. Masturbating during the conversation,
well, I don't know about you, but it's sure never worked for me.
advice: if you're that turned on by a girl,
rather than turning her off and possibly facing a really expensive and
lawsuit, why not have a wank before you
call her. That way you'll be able to relax and act cool. Oh,
and immediately saying
goodbye after you climax? Well, in
this case the plaintiff was probably relieved, but in general it's poor
policy. Here's an even
better idea. If you made your career
attacking Bill Clinton's infidelity, you probably shouldn't go and get
caught trying to cheat on
your own wife. Then again, maybe
after you upgrade to the trophy wife you can it doesn't matter so much-
its not like she
married you because she actually wants
to be with you. Hope you've got a pre-nup, because if Andrea Mackris
has got tapes,
your trophy wife has dibbs on whatever
Ms. Mackriss and her lawyers let you keep.
Send images/sound/movie files to email@example.com
Send important news to firstname.lastname@example.org
Send advertising inquiries to email@example.com
Send requests to have your column or editorial/news
articles to firstname.lastname@example.org
16 There are six things which the LORD
hates, seven which are an abomination to him:
17 haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and
hands that shed innocent blood,
18 a heart that devises wicked plans,
feet that make haste to run to evil,
19 a false witness who breathes out
lies, and a man who sows discord among brothers."
--why God is sending Bush to Hell, Attribution
Here to get 3 BartCop
Radio Shows on CD delivered for just $24
We are BACK and we are shipping shows!
Here to send your review of Show
Penis-Shaped Vibrator Case Settled Out of Court
Bill O'Reilly, the Fox News Channel commentator
with a buzzing sound coming from his butt,
wrote a big, fat check to his victim to
drop all allegations, lawyers for Fox said on Thursday.
Andrea Mackris, an O'Reilly producer, sued
the pervert, claiming he had pressured her to engage
in sexually explicit conversations over
the phone, talking about vibrators, masturbation and
pleasuring himself with his nasty-ass
hands at times as he listened to her speak on the phone.
In a statement, both parties said, "All
cases and claims have been withdrawn and all parties have
agreed that there was no wrongdoing by
O'Reilly or Mackris."
But wait - both Mackris and Buzz Boy signed
sworn affadavits that crimes
Both of them said under oath that
the law was broken, ...and now they admit they were lying?
Isn't that an abuse of the court system?
Swearing to that which isn't true?
How does cashing a check change O'Reilly's
illegal and perverted behavior into legal behavior?
Hi, I'm Bill O'Reilly, and whenever I need
I use the Anal Invader made by Cal
It comes in three sizes:
the 1.5 inch Larry Klayman model
the 4.5 inch Rob Lowe model
and the 8.5 inch Jimi Hendrix
"I use the Rob Lowe" O'Reilly confesses.
Get yours today!
Tell 'em Buzzboy
Bill sent you.
by the Flag
After 9/11, the Bush team became a quick
study in using these attacks to elevate Bush's presidency
to almost mythic status. In the process,
they were fast to exploit the American people's fear of terrorism
as well as their lack of comfort with cognitive
dissonance. In the hands of the GOP spin-meisters, even
minor dissent against Bush was quickly
labeled as potentially anti-American. This argument boiled down
to the classic "America, Love It or Leave
It" argument. If anyone dared to question Bush's motives or plans,
they were warned that dissent against the
president in times of war was tantamount to treason.
In the 2002 mid-term elections, Republicans
were swept to increased power based on the perception that
some Democrats opposed Bush's war plans
with Iraq and were obstructionists in the formation of the Office
of Homeland Security. When it became clear
that the U.S. would invade Iraq, all protesters were labeled as anti-American.
soldier body count in Iraq
1086, 1103, 1105,
1111, dead American soldiers.
The polls tell us America wants more war,
and more soldiers killed.
Are the polls right?
Subject: first Pigboy,
then O'Reilly, now Hannity?
I think Hannity will be next.
I predict he'll be caught performing that
love that dare not speak its name with Rick Santorum.
Such repression leads to self-loathing
which always results in pointing the finger away from oneself.
Who knows, like Carville and Matalin he
might reach across (around) the aisle for Barney Frank.
Kerry in a landslide
Bush and Cheney in handcuffs
You have two minutes to record your message.
Subject: Shirley on TV
Got to Eyeball the young Lady/Doll/Fox/Hottie....
I've always enjoyed the pics of her on
Now I'll probably be as obsessed as you
are by her most gorgeous self.
She wasn't the slutty Shirl-don't matter..
She's Tall-Red Haired-Good lookin'...
I thought she looked great, sounded great
and she steals the stage whenever she's on it.
Complaint: Blondie got 4 songs, Kelly Clarkson got 4 songs,
En Vogue got 3 and those people I never heard of got a song or
...but the most exciting female performer in show business got
a half a song?
I read something in USA Today that pissed me off.
It said the St
Louis Cardinals chose not to bunt
on Boston's Curt Shilling
because he had a bad foot and they wanted to beat the Red Sox without taking advantage.
I did not know the Cardinals were Democrats.
According to this story, they didn't want to win, "like that,"
but isn't physical fitness what separates "sports" from games
What's next, pitching a guy low because he can't hit the high,
Holding the ball instead of throwing out a slow, white guy at
Don't the Cardinals owe it to their fans to try to win?
I did not know the Cardinals were Democrats.
You Red Sox fans are lucky - they let you win.
Use this portal
and they'll send bartcop.com
Tyme Hosting is owned by Marc
Perkel, who first put Bartcop on the Internet back in 1996 and
Bartcop online today. Marc hosts several other political sites including American
Politics Journal, Political
Channel, and interesting sites like the Church
of Reality - a religion based on believing in everything that is
Our motto for this year is - "No Anti-Bush
Site Left Behind". So - if you have an anti-bush site and you
choking on hosting fees or dealing with threats - let us know and we'll
help keep you online.
We also have that strongest server side spam filtering on the
Check out Marx
Mail for info on how you can have a Spam
Free Email Account.
Perkel's new Church
If it's Real - we believe in it!
here to join the Church of Reality mailing list.
Read the Previous
It had everything.
© 2004, bartcop.com
To hear the radio shows, you must have a login and password.
to subscribe and get your login and password.
I haven't heard this 'road' show.
Let's hope it's a good one.
Click Here to listen to Part 1 of Show 57
Click Here to download Part 1 of Show 57
36 minutes of Bart's expertiary debate comment
Click Here to listen to Part 2 of Show 57
Click Here to download Part 2 of Show 57
33 minutes of Smirky McHardon debate beatdown
Click Here to listen to Part 3 of Show 57
Click Here to download Part 3 of Show 57
28 minutes of misc political comedy
Click Here to listen to Part 4 of Show 57
Click Here to download Part 4 of Show 57
26 minutes of SNL, Jon Stewart and misc
Here for the radio archives
Manson of Garbage
Shrl, call The BartPhone,
just to say "Hi!"
Plus, leave an e-mail address and I'll make you a BartCop
Member - for free!
You can call the Bart-Phone at 918-748-1714
That would be really cool, and we'll catch you in Vegas at The
Joint on your next American tour.
bartcop.com and BartCop are trademarks of attempts