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Tonight - where is the best place to go to watch
the election returns and to possibly celebrate?
No, not CNN, not FOX Whore News, not the
lying, pro-Bush networks, notthe pro-Bush
The BEST place for live election
coverage and celebration is http://blog.bartcop.com
This is an experiment.
In the coming days we'll asess and re-assess
and see how it went, but be there tonight.
Note: Right now there's not much
there, because I'm spending today learning how to blog.
you there tonight - and even
if you're agnostic - pray.
1434 - VOTE TWICE
Election Day Nov 2, 2004
Mike Malloy on AAR weeknights
"Tony Blair has privately admitted that he
wants Kerry to win. Her has told at least
two confidantes that a Kerry win would
be a 'lifeline' for his own political future."
--Daily Record, "Blair 'Backs Kerry'" Attribution
Hey Tony, your political lust killed 1200 American soldiers and
100,000 Iraqi civilians.
Fuck you, Tony Blair, for giving America's mad murderer political
Did he pay you in silver, Tony?
Did you get a kiss on the cheek?
Showing Heavy Turnout
As many as 125 million Americans were voting
to choose a president to set the country's course
on Bush's bloody and illegal war, the fight
against terrorism, the economy and foreign relations.
Polls showed the race was extraordinarily
close, with surveys showing a dead heat nationally and
contradictory polls indicating most of
the 10 hardest fought battleground states could tip either way.
Subject: the youth vote
Since various orgs including MTV, VHI, PDiddy,
etc., have been on the campaign trail
for over a year now only urging YOUNG people
to vote--no matter what their political beliefs
--I am hoping the youth of America will
pull this one out for Kerry.
I honestly believe the 18 + crowd will be
Kerry voters, and Resident Rove/Cheney/Dumbya
will be surprised by the voting block they
keepin my fingers crossed,
It's too bad we didn't have a candidate
that would look the samera in the eye and say,
"I want you younger people to listen to me.
Bush has a plan for you - he's going to draft you
at gunpoint in the prime of your life
and send you to die in Iraq to make more billions for Halliburton.
I have no such plan, and I need your
vote on November 2."
Maybe the kids are smart enough to get that - maybe not.
"What are you supposed to do when somebody
brings a lawsuit? You hear people say the
Supreme Court jumped into the last
election. I find it very ironic that the very people saying
judges are interfering are bringing
lawsuits. What do you think? Donald Duck is going to decide it?
I think you really have to have a big
ego to think that what you have to say is so important that
something that is so critically important
to the operation of the court can be violated. I have lots
of stuff I could tell you about Bush
v. Gore, but I'm not going to tell you."
Thomas, driven insane by the ravages of tertiary syphilis Attribution
Subject: V day
Dear Brother Bart :
Here's a toast to Kerry winning. May
Freedom and Truth begin again to grow in our great land .
In the mean time, boy am I nervous about
I feel good about victory but scared the
monkey may steal it.
I'll have another toast or 3 and try to
be paitent .
All we need is a little democracy and a party to insist on it.
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Election Spoiled Rotten
by Greg Palast November 1
It's not even Election Day yet, and the
Kerry-Edwards campaign is already down by a almost a million votes.
That's because, in important states like
Ohio, Florida and New Mexico, voter names have been systematically
removed from the rolls and absentee ballots
have been overlooked - overwhelmingly in minority areas, like
Rio Arriba County, New Mexico, where Hispanic
voters have a 500 percent greater chance of their vote
being "spoiled." Investigative journalist
Greg Palast reports on the trashing of the election.
John Kerry is down by several thousand votes
in New Mexico, though not one ballot has yet been counted.
He's also losing big time in Colorado and
Ohio; and he's way down in Florida, though the votes won't be
totaled until Tuesday night.
Through a combination of sophisticated vote
rustling - ethnic cleansing of voter rolls, absentee ballots gone
AWOL, machines that "spoil" votes - Kerry
begins with a nationwide deficit that could easily exceed one million votes.
Forces Reagan's Idiotic Star Wars Shield
More hundreds of millions for the BFEE to steal
The Pentagon is set to declare operational
soon a multibillion dollar system intended to
defend America from attack by ballistic
missiles, but which critics say will not work.
"We say to those tyrants who believe they can
blackmail America and the free world
-- you fire, we're going to shoot it down,"
the Bush criminal said in August. The Pentagon
said the system would be deemed operational
by year's end.
No doubt, the BFEE owns the companies that
Bush is giving these contracts to.
They know this silly idea doesn't work,
but it's another excuse to drain the Treasury.
Too bad the Democrats refuse to join this fight.
Around noon today, CNN did a feature on
how to tell a president that he's lost the election.
They mentioned that presidents were used
to winning and didn't take bad news very well.
They said in 1992, when it was obvious
that George Herbert Herbert Bush was going to lose,
they asked Smirky McWarhardon to go in
and tell his Daddy that his crooked as had been fired.
If we get lucky and justice is done, and
the never-elected-in-the-first-place Giggling Murderer
goes down in flames, who will they have go in and tell him that he's going back to Crawford?
My vote is Kinda Sleazy Rice
Subject: that new Florida
rule about photographers
Was enacted Friday by Theresa LaPore
"Assistant Palm Beach County Attorney Leon St.
John said Cinque was enforcing new rules,
enacted Friday by elections chief Theresa
LePore, that prohibit reporters from talking with
or photographing voters waiting outside
Tab, if I remember correctly, Theresa LaPore was the "independent"
who designed the
Florida ballots that caused elderly Jews to vote for Buchanan
by the thousands.
After the election, she dropped her "independent" veneer and
went to work for Jeb.
Now she's back to screw democracy again.
Warming Worsens, Icecaps Melting Faster
Bush's anti-science superstitions
are cooking this planet and nobody cares
A thaw of the Arctic icecap is accelerating
because of global warming but the United States is
leading the efforts to ignore the warnings
for corporate greed. The Arctic is warming almost twice
as fast as the rest of the planet due to
a buildup of heat-trapping gases and the trend is set to continue.
The Arctic icecap has shrunk by 15-20 percent
in the past 30 years and the contraction is likely to accelerate
The Arctic Ocean could be almost ice-free
in summer by the end of the century. Inuit hunters are falling through
permafrost is thawing and destabilizing
foundations of buildings and vital winter roads while the habitat of creatures
from polar bears to seals is literally
But Bush wants his oil buddies to steal
even more multi-millions ss he ignores the science and logic.
Meanwhile, the sissified, pink tutu Democrats
are too scared to voice their opinion, so the Earth cooks.
Get involved, write your thoughts down
and send them to Alan
Getting into sports beats O'Reilly's hobby.
Kerry will beat Bush
by Jimmy Breslin
"One day last May, I assigned the election to
John Kerry. I said it early, and often. As I looked more,
I saw that it shouldn't even be close.
I said that in this space more than once. Now I am so sure that
I am not even going to bother to watch
the results tonight. I am going to bed early, for I must rise in
the darkness and pursue immediately an
exciting, overdue project. Besides, if I was up, so many people,
upon seeing every word I said of this election
coming true on television in front of them, would be kissing
my hands and embarrassing me with outlandish
praise. So I go to bed with total confidence."
Subject: Candy Crowley
last week, crowley began her coverage of
kerry (and the looted bunker story) by saying-
the facts are unclear but Kerry "flogged"
it (the missing ammo story)
then, talking about getting the crowd worked
up, she said that was-
a job kerry was oh so happy "to outsource"
for a while
i sent an email to CNN to point out crowley's
maybe she'll quit when President Kerry
is sworn in :)
The Butterqueen has always hated Democrats and she loves Bush
with all her heart.
It just shows what whores CNN are to have a Demo-hater cover
which enables her to put her little snide comments in every smart-ass
Can you believe that cow chided Kerry for eating in too-small bites?
Hey Butterqueen, we don't all use a trough and a shovel, OK?
"Oh, yeah, he's going to win. It's guaranteed.
I don't have to vote now.
Don't even have to go to the polls.
Saved me a trip."
--Green Bay Packers
idiot Darren Sharper, a John Kerry supporter,
Packers defeated the Washington Redskins 28-14 on Sunday.
final home game has always correctly predicted the winner
of a Presidential
race: If the Redskins lose, the challenger is elected., Attribution
Subject: where are you?
Surprised to not see you posting something
yet (What are you voting?!)
Come on Bart call it a BLOG today and post
your thoughts with us through out the day.
I would assume the chat room will be open.
It is a huge day Bart, thanks for keeping
us sane through these tough times.
Hopefully the hard work pays off and Kerry
is the victor or as they say here in
Arvada (the bible belt of the Denver metro
area) "God help us all".
GO KERRY !
It's my good/bad luck to have the server overload.
The Bart Blog should be working tonight - see you there.
"When I turned my boat in Vietnam into an ambush
and I went straight into
the ambush and overran it, I didn't
see George Bush or Dick Cheney at my side.
So I'm not going to take a second seat
to anybody in my willingness to be tough
to defend America. I did it when it
--John Kerry, on "The Early
Show", telling Bush's chickenhawks to suck on it Attribution
The view from Iowa
A weekly column by Mike Palecek,
former federal prisoner for peace,
county prisoner, Iowa Democratic Party candidate,
small-town newspaper reporter.
fear and loathing on the campaign trail
Did Hunter S Thompson witness Bush selling cocaine?
The first time I noticed George W Bush,"
Hunter Thompson tells me, "was when he passed out
in my bathtub at the Hyatt Regency in Houston.
He was with a guy who had come to sell...
Look, I'm not going to put this next sentence
on the record. Let's just say that 'a friend of mine'
was buying cocaine. I have
friends in Houston from all walks of life. Lawyers. Professional men.
Bush was hanging around with this crowd
of what you might call gilded coke dilettantes."
Of course, this story comes fr4om overseas, because the Bush-owned
American whore media
will not print a negative story about Bush, but they'll
print lies and rumors about Bill Clinton.
Subject: Why move to a
safe place when you can watch your kids blow up on a school bus?
The concern I think you're missing is that
Jews are not likely to consider anywhere as safe a place as their own country.
If that's the case, if Israelis feel they're
safest where they are, then everybody's happy, right?
I am as secular and assimilated as a Jew
can be here in the buckle of the bible belt, but I'm halfway thinking that
will have another epiphany and start a
pogrom. He'll say he's been mislead by the neo-con Jews (Wolfowitz,
Perl, Kristol, Feith...)
and the Israeli lobby into fighting our
real friends the Saudi's and Wahabi Islam. I believe that the knuckledraggers
would buy it.
I don't know that I'd be safer in OK than
in Tel-Aviv. Crazy huh?
Bush, Nothing Succeeds Like Failure
They don't believe in democracy, anymore
than a tiger believes in vegetarianism. In fact, they have
contempt for the American public. They
are elitists who believe that they know better than the rabble
of the voters -- and that if you are not
in on the big money corporate welfare deals, then you are a natural born
George W. Bush is their puppet. Dick Cheney
is their Wizard of Oz. And Karl Rove is their Goebbels.
They might be excused many things, but their
unrelenting efforts to dismantle the institutions of democracy
created in 1776 are, in essence, treason.
They might be excused many things, but they are inept, bumbling fanatics,
who can't even get the job done right.
The emergence of the Osama bin Laden tape
only underscores the fact that the man in the White House who
promised Osama dead or alive was outfoxed
by the world's most infamous terrorist. Bush is a loser, not a leader.
"I think the stoned slackers'll go for Kerry.
I think he'll carry that vote..
The stoned-slacker vote. Ummm -- but
I don't know if they're gonna go.
You know, look, Puff Daddy and his
crew -- they're running around, "Vote or Die!" and all that.
Yeah, it's good publicity to get on
TV. Are they gonna get out? Are they gonna leave the bong
and stand in line for an hour? I don't
with a buzzing, penis-shaped vibrator in his butt, Attribution
Renews Bill to Decriminalize Pot
Could be a Pokerfest in our future
Canada's Liberal government reintroduced
legislation on Monday to decriminalize the possession
of small amounts of marijuana, drawing
criticism that this could prompt a clampdown at the U.S. border.
The bill would replace criminal sanctions
with fines for a half an ounce, with youths getting smaller fines than
Old Maid Vic Toews voiced fears that the
legislation could end up jeopardizing the world's richest trading relationship,
valued at more than $1 billion a day.
"We know that the Americans are very opposed to this bill," he told reporters
"How does this government guarantee us that there
won't be retaliatory action by the Americans?"
Hey, nobody can guarantee what nutty action
is insane Monkey might take.
If you guys are looking to grow in population,
legalize pot and if Bush steals this slection,
you might see your tax base increase along
your border towns.
...do they play hockey in short pants?
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Subject: Timmy the whore
I've missed seeing the Russert "Clinton's
I think of it every time I see Timmy the
Please do something creative with Bob Novak
-- that man is the whore's whore!
Thanks for being the voice of sanity during
America's worst presidency!
Marie, I have no graphic making skills.
That Russert graphic was made by Dr Dave Gonzo from APJ.US
Whatever happened to Dave - anybody know?
and Linux Not Immune to Viruses
It's easy for administrators and computing
professionals to get frustrated with users
for all kinds of reasons, but security
has to be one of the biggest reasons these days.
Let's consider the recent release of a malicious
script for Mac OS X. This script itself
is not really much of a threat because
it has no means of propagation, but as a Mac admin
I'd take that as small comfort. The script
is a tool for building genuine worms with social
engineering as the front door.
So what if the script requires admin/root
access? Even if the Mac user is running as a
less-privileged user, all the attack has
to do is to ask for the root password.
Subject: 85 year
old Mary's (last issue) got it going on
Bart, I've been doing a ton of phonebanking
over the last few weeks with ACT and America Votes.
They use voter registration lists that
for some reason include a ton of older people, 80 years old and up.
I talked to dozens of extreme seniors over
the weekend, and lots of our oldest citizens are not only voting for Kerry,
but they are PISSED OFF. They can't wait
to vote, they're talking it up to each other and they are tuned in.
If we win this thing, the older voter is
going to deserve as much credit as the first time, cell phone voters.
Proud to be a subscriber, Bart.
Tonight, I hope to do a celebratory Brooklyn
shot of Chinaco in your honor.
Bush Was Offered Bin Laden and Blew It
On November 23, 2000, Mohabbat got a call
from the NSC saying they wanted to put him officially
on the payroll as the US government's contact
man for the Taliban. He agreed. A few weeks later an
official from the newly installed Bush
NSC asked him to continue in the same role and shortly thereafter
he was given a letter from the administration
(Mohabbat tells us he has a copy), apologizing to the Taliban
for not having dealt with bin Laden, explaining
that the new government was still setting in, and asking for
a meeting in February 2001.
The Bush administration sent Mohabbat back,
carrying kindred tidings of delay and regret to the Taliban
three more times in 2001, the last in September
after the 9/11 attack. Each time he was asked to communicate
similar regrets about the failure to act
on the plan agreed to in Frankfurt. This procrastination became a standing
joke with the Taliban, Mohabbat tells CounterPunch
"They made an offer to me that if the US didn't have fuel for
the Cruise missiles to attack Osama in
Daronta, where he was under house arrest, they would pay for it."
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A newly released videotape of Margaret
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"The key lesson to me of Vietnam is that you
cannot outlast insurgents in
their own country. This idea that when
Bush says, 'Well, we can't say we're
going to pull out in six months because
they'll only have to wait six months
and a day.' They'll wait a hundred
friggin' years if they have to!"
--Bill Maher, on HBO Attribution
Subject: tight polls
I'm writing to you on the evening of 1 November.
I've always been a pessimist.
(If you're a pessimist, you're never disappointed!)
But I've got to say that I can't really
believe that it will be all that close. I truly believe that,
despite GOP vote-suppression techniques,
the intermittent and first-time voters will carry the day for Kerry.
* Clearly the Koresh-forsaken Central Time Zone
will go solidly red, present company excluded.
Besides, the new voters in those
states would be red anyway. So there should be no unexpected loss.
* Keep an eye on pink and powder-blue states though.
Since we don't have to contend with an electoral college
at the county level, watch for young
and urban voters to show up in force. I predict the Illinois Effect
municipality overwhelms the voting
state wide) will take hold around the Great Lakes and Ohio River Valley.
* MoveOn, ACT and the rest of the progressive
groups plotting to win (despite the Democratic) have a masterful ground
* Conservatives are much more likely to sit out
the Presidential ballot and vote down ticket than will Liberals.
I just think we have it .
soldier body count in Iraq
1105, 1111, 1120,
1123, dead American soldiers.
"The U.S. invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq
will be studied for years for their brilliance."
-- VP Snarl, bragging about their great success Attribution
Polls tell us America wants more war,
and more soldiers killed.
Are the polls right?
Tonight, Jon Stewart is going live at 10PM EST, an hour earlier.
But you need to be checking http://blog.bartcop.com
Subject: Florida photog
As an attorney, let me say without a hint
of doubt in my mind that this photographer has grounds
to file a federal civil rights suit. The
statute to which I refer is Title 42 United States Code Section 1983.
This photographer enjoyed a First Amendment
right to photograph these scenes which were part of a public event.
A "new county rule" is not a law; trust
me on this. Arbitrary and capricious enforcement of meretricious "rules"
are not state laws only serves to accentuate
the outrageousness of this action and increases the potential liability.
Your advice is great: Every voter should
bring a camcorder, camera cell phone, etc. to the polls.
Oh, and by the way -- guess who's sending
1200 photographers to videotape everything in Ohio and Florida?
None other than the sainted Michael Moore.
This ought to make for an interesting documentary,
and shall provide invaluable evidence for court proceedings
if the Republicans try to swipe this election.
Attorney at Law
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