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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Gunfight by Baghdad Embassy FOX Beds with Clear Channel  Final Secret of Pearl Harbor More Bang for the Penny  Reid: Slappy embarrassment  Consulate Attacked in Arabia Blair Backs Kofi Annan Tequila, now a beautiful thing  Media Hand Victory to McNabb    Quote of the Day "It is a mess in Iraq."      -- U.N. special envoy Lakhdar Brahimi                                             Attribution

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 Quotes

"Attack us, kill our citizens, and feel free to both run and hide while we make a few macho noises,
  but by and large let you get away as we waste our time attacking people who had nothing to do with
  your attack and recruiting more bodies for your holy war against us.  (If Bin Laden really did mean
  to intervene on behalf of Bush with that videotape, it's only fair.  He sure owed him one big favor.)"
    --Eric Alterman, on Musharraf saying the search for Osama has gone cold,   Attribution

 Gunfight Erupts Near Baghdad U.S. Embassy
  Bush said "Bring 'em on" and now they're here

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  Excerpt:
 A heavy gunfight broke out Monday on a dangerous street in central Baghdad within blocks
 of the country's most fortified facilities, including the U.S. Embassy and interim Iraqi government
 headquarters. Five more American troops were killed in the volatile Anbar province.
 

 There you are, America - just what you voted for.
 You told your waiter you wanted The Monkey with a side of arrogance and the brain of a vegetable.
 You asked for more Bush isanity and now you've got 50 months to regret it.

..
"I wish I wouldn't say stupid shit like that..."

 Subject: something for your Tip Jar

 It may be cold up here in iceland, but at least i'm not living in a red state...
 Keep the humor going, screw those monkey bastards and the spineless weenycrats,
 BartCop is what every Democrat should aspire to be...and when the revolution comes
 i can say i read BartCop BEFORE it was the manefesto.

 The revolution will not be televised, it will be blogged!

 What do you wear to a civil war?  I say Boonie cap!
 Sgt Worf
 

...

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 Fox to Provide Godly Bush News to Clear Channel
  Godly Bush news to be 24/7 on all American news outlets

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  Excerpt:
 Clear Channel, the nation's fascist radio station operator, has selected Fox News Radio
 to provide news for most of its stations in deal expected to nearly double Fox's radio presence.

"This deal positions Fox News to become a significant player in the radio industry and is another
 example of our commitment to the medium," said Roger Ailes, Fox News chairman and former
 Lying, nazi Whore TV producer who ran the "White House dog" photo of Chelsea Clinton.

 
 The fascist propaganda machine continues to get bigger and bolder.
 Once they outlaw Free Speech on the internet, Godly Bush will be free from all criticism.

 Comments?

 Subject: I got a subscription!

 Bart,

 Wanted to drop you a line and let you know that for xmas this year my family
 has agreed we will no longer support the corporate whores by buying their crap,

 Instead we agreed to get each other either donations or the like to organizations we like.
 I asked for a Bartcop subscription.....and i got it!
 There may not be a god, but looks like Santa is still around.

 ...and by the way - my mom loves you!

 Best,
 casper in culver
 

 Casper, Merry Koreshmas.
 Your mother loves you very much, and she's really smart, too.
 I think all mothers who love their kids should get them a subscription to  bartcop.com

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 Quotes

"A week in the states is enough to make anybody feel a trifle fed up with God, or rather with
  the relentless invocation of the deity by American politicians, led by their president. Few modern
  political careers are compatible with religious principle. Government by atheists would relieve us
  of the irksome moral conceit that impels George Bush and Tony Blair to do deplorable things while
  remaining convinced that slots are kept open for them in heaven."
     --Max Hastings,   Attribution

  Comments?

 The Final Secret of Pearl Harbor
  Did FDR really hope Japan would attack us?

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  Excerpt:
"This pathetic tragedy of blunders may be summed up as follows: By January l, 1941, Roosevelt
  had decided to go to war with Japan. But he had solemnly pledged the people he would not take
  their sons to foreign wars unless attacked. Hence he dared not attack and so decided to provoke
  the Japanese to do so. He kept all this a secret from the Army and Navy. He felt the moment to
  provoke the attack had come by November. He ended negotiations abruptly November 26 by
  handing the Japanese an ultimatum which he knew they dared not comply with.  Immediately
  he knew his ruse would succeed, that the Japanese looked upon relations as ended and were
  preparing for the assault. He knew this from the intercepted messages."
 

 Was this written by a liberal-hater at FOX News in 1945?  This one of the nuttiest damn stories
 I've ever read, and think how nutty a story it must be for me to make that statement.

 Was FDR so incredibly bad at chess/poker that'd he'd allow the Japanese to decimate our
 Pacific fleet hoping that would draw us into what would eventually become World War II?

 The writer constantly tells us exactly what FDR was thinking and why.
 Unless he has psychic powers, that's damn hard to do.

 For instance:
 Roosevelt had decided to go to war with Japan.

 How could he know?
 If he had said, "FRD told friends he decided to go to war," even that would be a rumor.

 FDR decided to provoke the Japanese

 Really?
 More allegations dressed up as "facts."

 an ultimatum which he knew they dared not comply with.

 Oh please!
 Are you FDR's psychiatrist?
 How did you get access to FDR's never-expressed, most inner thoughts?

 preparing for the assault.

 Yeah, like the Japanese told us the when and the where and the how.
 An honest writer would've said, "preparing for AN assault."

 I guess this proves media whores were alive and well long before many of us were born.

  Comments?

 Subject: the man who inspires real passion

 I travel alot to other nations and this is the general concensus of most of the people we meet from ALL countries.
 They are suspicious of us until politics comes up and they find out that most Americans can't stand that bloodthirsty,
 thieving killer any more than they do. Once that's out of the way, they warm up and we all relax.

 It's just a crying shame that the asshole in the White House is the face that foreign peoples apply to our entire nation
 Don't you just feel like Nicholson sometimes in One Flew Over the Cuckoos' Nest?

 Keep Hammerin', Bart
 Jimmy Bones
 

 Jimmy, yes, but hold the pillow treatment.
 If we can slap enough Democrats awake, we could come back like the Red Sox.

 Sidebar:
 There was a cool story I meant to quote, but then I lost it, so I'll take a stab at it.
 Stephen King is a BIG Red Sox fan. As the Sox were about to clinch the series with the
 Yankess or the Cards (can't remember) they decided to wake the grandkids so they could
 witness this never-happened-before moment live as it unfolded before their very eyes.

 So one kid was standing there, groggy, looking at the score and he said, "Is this real?"

 That's how I feel watching the damn news on TV.
 America just voted for more war, more terrorism, more death, more Taps at Arlington,
 less safety, higher taxes, fewer jobs, more foreclosures, more religious insanity, less logic etc.

 Is this real?

  Comments?

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  Excerpt:
 While wealthy liberals have poured hundreds of millions of dollars into Democratic Party
 political ads and other short-term projects, they have largely starved media outlets that offer
 far more hope for America's political future - and can deliver far more bang for the penny.

 This tragedy of under-funded independent journalism has been compounded by the contrary
 strategy pursued by conservatives to invest billions of dollars over the past quarter century to build
 their own powerhouse media infrastructure. Conservatives now have a vast media that rivals the
 mainstream or corporate media, which increasingly tilts to the right in a frantic bid to hold onto
 conservative viewers and readers.

 As conservative columnist Paul Craig Roberts wrote in a post-election column, "There was a time
 when I could rant about the 'liberal media' with the best of them. But in recent years, I have puzzled
 over the precise location of the 'liberal media.'

"Not so long ago, I would have identified the liberal media as the New York Times and Washington Post,
 CNN and the three TV networks, and National Public Radio. But both the Times and the Post fell for the
 Bush administration's lies about WMD and supported the U.S. invasion of Iraq. On balance, CNN,
 the networks, and NPR have not made an issue of the Bush administration's changing explanations for the invasion."

  Comments?

 Subject:  Ralston Purina

 Fuck that "moderate" label.
 He is a maddog son of a bitch of a preacher man, who "prayed on his knees' with Clarence Tom-Ass
 just enough to diddle the wimp demos into installing that piece of shit onto the High Court.

 The only question should be, who was blowing whom in that bathroom prayer session?

 Mike C
 

 Mike, I hear you - but - when the GOP asked him to ignore the facts and blame
 Waco on Clinton, Ralston came back with the finding that Clinton was, "100 percent innocent."

 Maybe Ralston turned further whore since then, but on that day, he told the truth.
 When a Republican tells the truth, it should always be noted.

 Comments?

 Quotes

"While we pour billions into failed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan, our economy is now on the 'watch list'
  of the IMF, our currency is downgraded to almost 'junk' status in world currency markets, our trade balance
  is precarious, our health care ranks among the lowest among industrialized nations, our food and medical
  safety has been corrupted by pharmaceutical companies and our elections are fraught with errors, and yet
  the people in America, led by the media and false advertising on all fronts and the continuous coverage of
  Bush's speeches, have not awakened to realize that Bush has turned the country upside down."
    --Sam Hamod, PhD,  Bush's Upside Down World,

   Comments?

 Subject: money

 Bart,
 I'm just wondering, how will more money equate to more clout for  bartcop.com?
 What will you be able to do with the extra dinero?

 If you make a convincing case, I'm sure more people (including myself) will donate or sign up.
 Hammer = high
 Justin
 

 Justin, great question, I wish I had the answer.   Truth is, a million dollars wouldn't automatically
 do the trick, because there are hundreds of web sites backed by multi-billion-dollar corporations.

 But one idea:
 If we had a few thousand at our disposal, we could buy billboard space in DC
 (I assume) and ask some questions that nobody else is asking, such as:

"Remind me - why did we invade Iraq?"

 People might see that on their way to the Beltway and mention it at the water cooler.
 Does anyone know a Republican who's willing to answer that question?

 Another idea:
 The daily American soldier death count. People in DC want to ignore that statistic, but they
 might notice each day on their way to work that the number changed since yesterday.
 If every day they read, "They got 8 more since yesterday," would that change any minds?

 BTW, we looked into billboard space in DC and it was waaaay out of reach financially.
 Without a niagara of cash rolling in, we'd have to get lucky - maybe Bush will someday
 condemn  bartcop.com  and put us on the map - but time is ticking for the Tequila Treehouse.

 To be honest, I was really pissed off when I wrote that - without an exit strategy.
 If the GOP decides to throw away filibusters, I fear the Tutus will cave in and vote with them

  Comments?

 Liberal Media Hand Another Victory to Donovan McNabb

   Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 As a young man I can remember watchin' a respected sports journalist ask Doug Williams,
 "how long have you been a black quarterback?"

 It was a great moment, not just because it showed how politically incorrect we were at the time,
 but also 'cause it reflects just how little the liberal media of the day affected the NFL.

   Comments?

 Harry Reid calls Slappy Thomas "embarrassment"
  Democrat's new senate leader arrives with a bang, then a whimper

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  Excerpt:
 When asked to comment on Thomas as a possible replacement for Rehnquist, Reid told
 Russert: "I think that he has been an embarrassment to the Supreme Court. "I think that his
 opinions are poorly written. I just don't think that he's done a good job as a Supreme Court justice."

 Reid said that he could support Scalia, if he were nominated.

"I cannot dispute the fact that this is one smart guy," Reid said of Three Fingers Scalia.
"And I disagree with many of the results that he arrives at, but his reasons for arriving at
 those results are very hard to dispute."  Reid said Scalia has some ethics problems,
 but he'll vote for any fascist that Bush nominates to avoid making Mr. Rove angry..

  Comments?

 U.S. Consulate Attacked in Saudi Arabia
   Thanks to Bush, we're hated around the world

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  Excerpt:
 In a bold attack, Islamic militants threw explosives at the gate of the heavily guarded U.S. consulate
 in Jiddah on Monday, then forced their way into the building and held civilians at gunpoint, prompting
 a gunbattle. Eight people, including five local staff, were killed in the three-hour assault.

 It was the first major strike by militants inside Saudi Arabia since May and seemed a clear sign that
 the Saudi government's crackdown on al-Qaida linked extremists has not yet entirely succeeded.
 

 Gee, you mean there are still one or two religio-wackos left who want to kill Americans?

  Comments?

 Subject: reserve call up

 If a 55 year old woman can be recalled to service
(60 Minutes, Dec. 5) why can't Bush be recalled?

 Robert H
 

 Robert, our boys deserve better.
 They don't need a Mama's boy, bed-wetting, dry-drunk coward watching their back.

 Comments?

 Blair Joins Colin: Annan is a Reighteous Dude
  Did Tony get a better offer than the Carlyle Group?

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  Excerpt:
 British Prime Minister Tony Blair (news - web sites) backed United Nations
 (news - web sites) Secretary-General Kofi Annan (news - web sites) on Monday
 in the face of criticism over the U.N. oil-for-food scandal in Iraq (news - web sites).
 

 Sidebar: Is Reuters getting paid by the unnecessary word?
 If the reader has half a brain, and that's asking a lot, that paragraph would read:
"Blair backs Kofi over food scandal in Iraq."

 Aren't we done after that?
 What are those other 31 words for?
 Ignorant Bush voters who don't klnow who's who?

    Comments?

 Wanted

 The fabulous and talented Tally of 's La Femme Perspective
 is looking for a literary agent or book publisher to get involved with a project.
 She is writing a children's book and needs to connect with some book people.

 If you're one of those, or know one of those, contact her at  bardgal@sbcglobal.net

 Subject: BCR Show 60

 Bart:

 I have been listening to part one of Show 60. Good job, as usual.
 When you talked about the funeral and the rosary, you struck a chord with this cradle Catholic.
 I didn't know that you have a brother that is a priest. I admire that in any case.

 Although I don't share your disbelief in the Catholic Church, I am dismayed by the scandal going on now.
 I am still trying to hang on to the church, I think it as a whole transcends this dark period. I know you support
 your brother, as I and I'm sure his parishioners do. Being a priest now has to be a particularly difficult endeavor.

 I also had to grin as I listened to you talk about Little Rock and the "Cajun's Wharf" restaurant.
 We ( me, wife and newborn son at the time) have eaten there and taken out of town visitors there many times.
 I was stationed there in the USAF in the early 80's . There is an airbase in Jacksonville, about 20 miles up the road.
 God, does that bring back some memories (good).

 Bart, thanks for the memories, and thanks for the website and radio show.  You help to keep me sane here
 in Northern Kentucky...home of Mitch McConnell, Elaine Chow, and Jim (R-senile asshole) Bunning.
 Even Nick Clooney (George's dad) can't win here in knuckledrag republicanville.

 It is a pleasure to be a subscriber as long as my job lasts
 (Delta Airlines Pilot...just gave up 50% pay and benefits cut to try and save my job...tyvm BFEE).

 Keep hammerin', and when I lose my job, can I come work for you?
 (withheld)
 

 Dude, maybe you can rotate flying Air Force One with Poker Queen when I become president.

   Comments?

 Quotes

"People who go to Las Vegas, you've got to question their fucking intellect.
  Traveling hundreds and thousands of miles to essentially give your money
  to a large corporation is kind of fucking moronic. That's what I'm always
  getting here is these kind of fucking people with very limited intellects."
     -- George Carlin, PMS-ing onstage at the MGM,   Attribution

   Comments?

 Subject: Let's go get those Bush bastards

 Bart,

 If you try any harder to convince us that the Democratic party is worth any energy, you're going to explode.
 How long will it take you to understand that the Dems DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, or me, or any of the
 ideologies the party once stood for?  We live in a fascist state run by a puppet government.

 Can you please support our country by encouraging us to join forces against the whole system?
 Put your intelligent mind to something like how we will replace the two-party system.
 People like Michael Moore have totally sold out and we cannot rely on them to "save" us from this disaster.
 In fact, no ONE can save us.  We need to do it collectively, mutually, lovingly, and honestly.

 Saying "Let's go get those Bush bastards" is a divisive statement just like "you're either with us or against us".

 Shel
 
 
 
 

  Comments?

 Speak in Tongues in 5 Days or Your Money Back!

..

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The DVD allows beginners to start out the easy, backwoods Pentecostal way -- by copying
 what the person in the next pew is yapping.  Within a day, you will learn to make up things that
 even you can't understand while in a hot-footed hillbilly trance. You'll get a hundred page handy
 translation guide along with the DVD:

  Comments?

 From Yesterday...

> I read recently that the pilot that flew Bush down onto the aircraft carrier was KIA.

> Can you confirm?
> Holly in Albuquerque
 

 Holly, apparently it's true, and it's a hard story to track down. I went thru a lot of
 dead links before I found one that Karl Rove had yet ordered taken off the internet.

 You're right, Bush's good puppy press doesn't want this story out because it reminds
 people that one of Bush's photo op props died because of his foolish oil snatch.

 One Who Won't Be Returning

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 I am writing this letter for one of the approximately 1,000 troops who will not be returning.
 
 Lt. Commander Scott Zellem was such an excellent pilot that he was chosen to fly Bush onto
 the USS Lincoln, where the president gave his famous speech declaring the end of combat in Iraq.
 Lt. Commander Scott Zellem {was} laid to rest at Arlington on Sept. 7 with full military honors.

 In the old military movie the question is asked, "Where do we get these wonderful men?"
 That is an easy question to answer: our God.

  Comments?

 Quotes

"Bill Clinton is the quintessential American, super-sized.... Dreaming big.
  Flying sometimes too close to the sun. Falling hard and coming back strong."
    --Judy Woodruff, with Cokie gone, the stupidest media whore,  Attribution

 Subject: providing quality outrage

 I've never tipped a website proprietor before,
 but I think this country needs what you're providing.

 I wish everybody was as pissed off as you.

 Stephen
 
 

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  Click to leave a tip

 Quotes

"You really have more power than you think to be happy,
  but too many people rely on external forces to make them happy."
    --Rush Limbaugh, thrice-divorced heroin user, trying to avoid going to prison,  Attribution

 Subject: re: should you be nicer to democrats?

 So one of your readers wants you to "lay off the Democrats," huh?
 
 Tell Harry this...
 
 The Republicans own or control most of the media.
 The Republicans own or control the voting machine companies.
 The Republicans control the Senate, the House, the Supreme and the White House.
 The Republicans control districting.
 The Republicans now control the rules and, as made evident by Tom Delay, Bush, Ashcroft and Gonzalez,
 intend on disregarding or tossing away any rules, laws, treaties or parts of the Constitution they find inconvenient.
 
 All this happened while our Democratic leadership expected them to come to their senses and "play nice."
 All this happened while the Democratic leadership expected the mainstream media to do it's job. All this happened
 while Bush's buddies, the Saudis, had the majority of the 9/11 pilots who slaughtered thousands of our citizens,
 and while prison guards, inspired by Bush's policies as promoted by Alberto Gonzalez, raped children in front of
 their mothers. How many of these issues did John Kerry or the Democratic leadership use with any consistency
 in the election of 2004? NOT ONE.
 
 So we should be nicer to them? Not pound on them as much?
 
 With the Democratic leadership as it has been, and is today, does your reader expect we will win in 2006 if
 Democrats don't change course? Does he expect a change of fortunes in 2008? Does he believe that the Republicans
 will at any time give up this mighty machine they have built and start behaving as civilized human beings who don't
 believe in torturing prisoners, fixing elections, throwing anyone in jail who wears a politically incorrect shirt to a
 Republican event, or not target patriotic wives who work fighting terrorism because their husbands tell the truth?
 
 In 2004 we had all these issues and so much more that Kerry let slip by like he had intentionally greased his hands with WD40.
 
 Harry claims you are turning off new voters. I think new voters are only getting one side of the story: Bush's side.
 I lay the fault for that right on the Democratic Party's doorstep. No, Bart, you're right. Until we make sure the Democratic
 leadership insists that every vote is counted right, that all their crimes are exposed on mainstream media and make these thugs
 more afraid of us than we are of them, you need to pound...   HARDER.
 
 Ken C

  Comments?

 Hamid Karzai Sworn in As Bush's Afghan Puppet

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  Excerpt:
 Hamid Karzai was sworn in Tuesday as Afghanistan's first Bush puppet, calling for
 sustained help from the international community to bolster a young democracy that
 still faces the twin threats of terrorism and drugs. The puppet took the oath of office
 in a solemn ceremony in a restored hall of the war-damaged former royal palace as
 his masters Rummy and Vice Oil gave him a standing ovation.

 Hours before the ceremony, dozens of insurgents armed with assault rifles and rockets
 attacked an Afghan military base in Khost province, sparking a firefight that left four
 Afghan soldiers and at least six militants dead, an Afghan commander said. In Khost,
 insurgents opened fire on a U.S. patrol, which returned fire and killed two of the assailants,
 making this another success for America's wildly popular military overlord, Godly Bush.
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 Tequila, now a beautiful thing

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Ultra-premium Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia ($94.59) is sublime if you want tequila to taste like cognac.
 I prefer añejos that don't oak-and-age the taste of agave away (they're also cheaper).
 Tesoro de Don Felipe ($35.99) is a favorite, with a swirl of citrus, wood and mint coming through its brassy richness.
 Drier Herradura ($41.99) has a hint of buttered ginger beer and is usually another good value, though its price has risen recently.

  Comments?

 Subject: wholesales slaughters for Christ

 where is americans' decency??
 christ.  it's lost in the history books, that's where it is.

 americans, once a proud example of courage to the oppressed people of the world
 have sadly abandoned decency and reason for the sweet oblivion of (no, not heroin, WORSE)
 ignorance, apathy, and an empty and childish religionism.

 most americans don't know anything, don't read anything, don't DO anything.
 'cept of course watch limitless quantities of brainless corporate "entertainment" and fox "news."

 they're a bunch of pathetically ignorant fucking slaves who richly deserve the royal screwing
 they asked for and that they're most definitely IN FOR.

 keep giving these sheep the hell they richly deserve, bart.
 maybe they'll wake up before they're rounded up and
 turned into mutton chops to feed the top 5%.

 i doubt it, but i refuse to abandon all hope.

 gb
 monroe, ct

  Comments?

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 Subject: San Francisco Protesting Protesters

 Bart,

 Let your demonstrating pals like Marc Perkelbutt know that the next time they protest in San Francisco
 we are ready for them in force.  We are tired of taking shit from these jerkoffs who protest my country
 everytime it does some good like freeing people in Iraq.  We have been peaceful and quiet, but no longer.

 The next protest by these SOBs we are heading into San Francisco with bludgeons, brass knuckles,
 baseball bats and tire irons.  No holding back any more.  We are going to bust a lot of heads and break a lot of bones.
 
 We're going to crack their legs and crack their arms and knock their skulls in.  This is going to happen all over the country.
 You Democrats and leftwing extremists no longer can get away with your shit.  We are coming after you with a vengeance.
 Stop your protests against my country and it doesn't happen.  Protest and we bust heads.  Your choice.

 Tell your people to back off or we'll be slamming their backs with baseball bats.
 Dom White
 San Francisco
 

 ...and you wonder why we call you guys "fascist goons?"

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