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The Mozul Incident
Sat-Monday December 11-13, 2004 Mike
Malloy on AAR weeknights
"The right-wing media has become a partisan propaganda
arm of the Republican
National Committee. We have an ideological
press that's interested in the election
of Republicans, and a mainstream press that's
interested in the bottom line.
Therefore, we don't have a vigilant, independent
press whose interest is the American people."
-- Bill Moyers, telling the truth as he
to Professional Democratic Party Losers:
"We bought it,
we own it, we're going to take it back."
"For years, the party has been led by elite Washington
insiders who are closer to corporate lobbyists
than they are to the Democratic base," said
the e-mail from MoveOn PAC's Eli Pariser. "But we can't
afford four more years of leadership by a consulting
class of professional election losers."
Under McAuliffe's leadership, the message said,
the party coddled the same corporate donors that
fund Republicans to bring in money at the expense
of vision and integrity.
"In the last year, grass-roots contributors like
us gave more than $300 million to Kerry and the DNC,
and proved that the party doesn't need corporate
cash to be competitive. Now it's our party:
we bought it, we own it, and we're going to
take it back."
The Democrats are addicted to losing - they don't want to win.
I can tell because they refuse to try.
Left radio dude Ed Shultz was appaled that moveon.org would
show such a lack of respect.
Me? I was happy to see somebody show a trace of a spine. Wasn't
it my idea, about three
weeks ago, to just "roll over" the Democrats and take their party away
If moveon.org can take
over the party, they should.
moveon.org may not be the answer, but anything is better
than the scared bunnies we have now.
Subject: Idea for your tip
Bart, leave that tip jar up there, but re-label
"Buy Bartcop a Beer ($3.50)
Shot of Chinaco (8.00)
Shot of Chinaco Anejo Extra Aged (25.00)".
Got a glass of wine on Friday and realized I
go to your website more often than any other in last year.
Fuck Bush and his crew, keep fighting back. I
love this stupid lazy defiant country.
An old gray Viet Nam vet retiring next year,
Don, a shot of Chinaco to
to leave a tip
Paper Cites Voter Problems
Thousands voted for the wrong candidate - again
A polling place that served two adjoining precincts
counted hundreds of votes for fringe
presidential candidates Nov. 2, apparently because
poll workers didn't instruct voters to
use only the machines for their precinct, a newspaper
The Cleveland Plain Dealer's review of voting
patterns in Cuyahoga County showed that
many of the approximately 1,000 voters in the two
precincts cast ballots just steps away
at machines meant for the other precinct.
"There was no distinction between precincts," said
an observer for the Dems who spent
Election Day at the voting place, Benedictine
High School. "Voters were being told to
go to any machine that was open."
Why didn't the Democrats look into this a
Why wait until after you get shot to think
about a bulletproof vest?
"It was God's
will that I, His sacred tool, win again..."
"The Daily Show is actually what was we were doing
Rush TV except ...we actually had viewers.
We had like four million viewers versus Stewart's
800,000, but we were lampooned and made
fun of because we were conservative whereas
Jon Stewart wins Emmys."
I don't have acceess to old TV ratings, but Rush almost certainly
is lying again.
Right now, Leno gets 5.6 million, Dave gets 4.6 million.
If the vulgar Pigboy could get 90 percent of Dave's ratings, why'd they
Subject: Al Jazeera
If Al-Jazeera is headquarted in Qatar - which
it is - a Gulf nation wholly under
the control of the United States military, why
don't we shut them down?
Could it be that they serve a purpose? What
might that be?
The choas is Bush's cover.
Once the violence settles down, accountants
can go in and check the amount of oil Bush is exporting.
So as long as we have bombings and beheadings,
Bush can make $90M a day stealing that oil.
> Any time a person or
entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money (or power) in their pocket,
> expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again.
This Week: Christmas
by former prisoner Mike Palecek
Published by New Leaf
Books of Chicago
"Over in Kuwait, a soldier asked Rummy why don't
we have proper
armor for our vehicles? He was Army Specialist
I'm sorry, Latrine Specialist Thomas Wilson.
He has been re-assigned."
Subject: CNN quick vote of ironic
Believe it or not, CNN queried yesterday:
"Was it wrong for a soldier to ask Defense Secretary
Donald Rumsfeld a reporter's question?"
Maybe CNN is pissed that a mere soldier broke
the big story of the day.
Maybe they don't like being one-upped. Not that
they didn't have the chance...
I guess the part of this question CNN let remain
"Is it MORE wrong that an American soldier HAD to
ask Don Rumsfeld a 'reporters question'
since no so-called REPORTERS would do it a thousand
dead bodies into this war?!?!?"
CNN, you should be ashamed. How ironic you would
ask such a question. You suck. Bigtime.
Sleep well, "reporters". I doubt that this should
wake you up.
John L. J
If Clinton had sent 1280 soldiers to their graves for a war he lied
to get us into,
the GOP would have impeached him by now and the Democrats would've voted
But since Bush is God's hand-picked perfect messenger, we forgive him.
Won by at least 1.7M Votes
The 200,000+ margin of victory for Bush made
this state uncontestable. Everybody assumes that even
with some fraud, Kerry could never have made up
the difference in a recount. But Kerry actually won
by about 750,000 votes. The numbers were changed
by a computer program (in both electronic and
scan-tron voting systems) called "KerryLite."
Subject: Pot may not be the
answer to evrything
...but it sure keeps quite a few Vietnam Vets
from going bonkers again during this giant national flashback!
Treatment with what were known as Psychedelics,
including Cannabis has not gone away, just underground.
(D-BFEE Rubberstamp) to run in '08
Bush will need a new cabanaboy if plagiarist runs for the
Joe Biden became the first to declare his 2008
intentions, if not his candidacy,
in what may well turn into a stampede of hopefuls
in both parties.
"Are you going to run this time?" the Ghost
of Cocaine Past asked him on Imus in the Morning.
"Well, I'm going to proceed as if I'm going to
run," Biden said. He said he would make a "hard"
decision in two years, based on whether he thinks
the country is ready for him and his ideas.
"I don't want to do this for the exercise," he
Already, he sounds like a clone of Gore and Kerry.
This is the same old tired losing attitude we;ve
lost with the last two races.
This is what moveon.org wants
to get rid of, and I agree.
Hey Joe, tell us how you'll work hard for
Hey Joe, tell us how you'll leave no stone
Hey Joe, tell us how you'll be sure that every
vote is counted.
Hey Joe, if you're going to steal someone's written
works - steal mine.
You never know - somebody might mistake you for a fighter.
"I don't know what the facts are, but somebody certainly
is going to sit down with him
and find out what he knows and make sure he
knows what they know that he may not know."
Rumsfeld, who don't know nothin' about armorin' no Humvees, Attribution
Subject: shooting civilians
Oh my! I hope that recently honourably discharged
Staff Sargent Jimmy Massey does not intend
to run for political office anytime soon. In your
comments section he stated, he had seen troops
shooting civilians at road blocks and in the street....Baghdad. In
the story from the Independent
the on-line edition reported there was this code
of silence in the ranks, similar to that found in
organised crime gangs, that prevented troops from
speaking about it.
So we now have evidence that atrocities have occured
in Iraq, and if Jimmy Massey has higher
ambitions and becomes the nominee of a party for
President, one could see the HumVee Veterans
(aka SwiftBoat Veterans) attacking him and saying
none of this occured. Then again maybe Jimmy
Massey would be the type person that took no s***
and fought back and went for the damn jugular.
Bart, as this year slowly comes to an end I tip
my hat to you Sir for the way you have stayed the course
and spoke the truth about Democrats, Republicans,
Bush, Kerry, Congress, and I look forward to 2005
as you keep the hammer pounding.
Your friend, the last known liberal in Miss.
We've got the best books by the best authors
and they make great Christmas
Subject: BCR Show 60 feedback
from a pillar
Well, listening to show 61 (and the shows are
real good BTW),
I am going to disagree about the soldier incident
(although it seems like old news now).
I'm sorry, Bart, but you don't shoot someone lying
on the ground groaning.
But John, what if that's a healthy soldier, lying
there groaning, waiting for enough
soldiers to approach so he can detonate his explosives
and kill 5-10 Americans?
Certainly not before you figure out what is going
The video does not show any possibility of danger
The soldier just shoots him. I'm sorry, that is
That's what makes it an impossible situation.
There's no good answer, the only answers are "very
bad" and "dying."
When given those choices, I understand why the
soldier picks "very bad."
Remember, we invaded them, not vive-versa. The
burden of proof is always on the occupier.
Frankly, they (the U.S. soldiers) did not HAVE
to be there. They could have deserted or
refused to serve--i.e. they had a CHOICE, even
if it ain't a great one.
Good point, but desertion can get you killed -
unless your name is George W Bush.
I have a lot of respect for those who serve in
the military, as I do for cops and firemen and so on.
But that is NOT an excuse for abuse, or for some
idiotic sense of blind loyalty.
True, but once you're on the battlefield,
you could get your squad or platoon killed
if you desert when your buddies are counting on
you to do your job. If you're going to desert,
do it stateside so your squad isn't left short-handed
when the bullets and body parts start flying.
And the guys who are just trying to do the best
job possible should be even MORE pissed
than anyone else, because every time a moron shoots
off his gun and kills people gratuitously,
it makes it that much worse for those who are trying
to do an honest job.
John, you make good points, but logic and fairness and common sense
have no place in war.
The two sides commit atriocities against each other until one side dies
That's why America shouldn't go to war because a crazy Monkey wanted to
steal some oil.
I appreciate your years of support, too.
Thanks for debating your point like an intelligent person.
Malloy - Dec 15th
Mike will speak before the Atlanta Democrat
at Carpe Diem in Decatur GA on Wed. 12/15 at
All are welcome to attend:
105 Sycamore Place in Decatur, Georgia
Go meet Mike, and tell him, "Bart says Hey!"
his arm and his paycheck in Iraq
He lost his arm serving his country in Iraq.
Now this wounded soldier is being discharged
from his company in Fort Hood, Texas, without enough
gas money to get home. In fact,
the Army says Spc. Robert Loria owes it $2,000,
so they confiscated his last paycheck.
"There's people in my unit right now - one of my
team leaders over in Iraq with me, is doing
everything he can to help me .... but
it's looking bleak," Loria said by telephone from Fort Hood.
"It's coming up on Christmas and I have no way of
Excuse me, can someone direct me to the U.S. Army recruiting center?
I'd like to lose an arm helping Bush rape a third world country, and then
I want to have the Army take my last check and kick me out onto the streets
of f-ing Texas, no less, so I can't get home for in time for Christmas.
"Because on some level, he still respects you. I
don't have that problem."
--Christine Loria, whose husband, Spc. Robert Loria, is stranded at Fort
responding to the reaction of her husband's chain of command who asked
"If he feels that way, why is his wife talking for him?
Why doesn't he come talk to us himself?', Attribution
Subject: Hey Bart
If you're not going to give me credit,
how about not using my cartoons, okay?
Dude, you totally went about this in the wrong way.
You didn't mention which cartoon was
yours, ...so I can't stop making you angry.
I went to your webpage and didn't see
any recent toons that I've used.
Why in the world do you not sign your
work? People can't give your credit even if they want to.
You opened with a double negative and
a chip on your shoulder - that's a hueueueuge mistake.
Think how different the world would be if angry people started
"Thanks for using my cartoon, I'm flattered
that you like it enough to use,
but could credit my site for it
so I can get more hits?"
That's how you make friends and get more hits so people will
notice your talent.
Once again, why in the world do you not sign your work?
lurks as possible pandemic
A monster lurks in Asia
Epidemiologists who have seen the worst natural
biological menaces of the late 20th century
suddenly can't seem to get to sleep at night, as
their thoughts swirl around the Avian flu.
For all of the fretting this year over the shortage
of vaccine to keep less exotic flu viruses in check,
people aren't influenza's main victims, said Julius
Youngner, Bart's good friend andprofessor
of molecular genetics and biochemistry at the University
of Pittsburgh School of Medicine.
Youngner was on the research team that created
the polio vaccine.
"Man is just a secondary species for influenza," Youngner
"It's really a virus carried by aquatic birds. Man
is just an incidental host." .
Subject: BCR Show 61 feedback
Bart, your Al Jazeera rant?
You mean they're doing something the New York
Times, and the networks do not?
Is this not just typical home-team bias?
And what about you? You might easily be
accused of the same Al Jazeera bias.
I don't see the beheading on your site near as
much as I see pictures of Abu Gahraib and murdered Iraqi civilians.
Should you and the Times also have your evacuated
Christian of not - only a fool would disregard
the advice to judge not.
With the measure you mete...
If I was the primary source of info
for millions of potential "suiciders" I would publish differently.
If the Giggling Murder threatened to
send the USAF to stop me, I would be damn hard to find.
America has lost its reputation. Bush
has made us The Goon States of Death, and since we've
killed up to 120,000 civilians, blowing up one more building
would hardly put us in a darker light.
"Sometimes I look at the Democratic Party and don't
know whether to laugh or to cry.
These guys are as useless as ice skates on
an escalator. You lame weenie butts.
Of course the Republicans stole the election.
They got clean away with stealing it last time: what
did you expect would happen this time?
That they'd just sit back and let the big money
chips fall where they may?"
--Will Durst, Attrtibution
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"Dimebag was a dear friend of mine. I'm absolutely
beside myself with grief.
I can't for the life of me understand why someone
would do this.
Pantera toured with me many many times. I'll
the signed guitar that he gave me at my 50th
--Ozzy Osbourne, on guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell
Subject: that ex-Pantera guitarist
who was murdered
Could you imagine if it had been Ted Nugent instead
of Dimebag Darrell?
The issue is not Bush and Rummy sending 1280 soldiers
to their death to save money on armor.
That's not the issue - so stop lying to yourselves and focus
on what's important.
The issue is the coaching the soldier got from the liberal-elite media
reporter, because Rush must think
soldiers are too stupid to realize they need protection from
RPG and land mines with a liberal helping.
soldier body count in Iraq
You go to war with the Commander-in-Chief who abandoned you.
1273, 1276, 1281,
1286, dead heroes so far.
They got 11 in
the last three days.
Wasted lives, ruined families -
that's TWICE the PRICE?
Vote for Farenheit
9/11 at the People's
Subject: the armor question
Limbaugh is saying the soldier was "coached" by
the liberal media as part of a ploy crafted by the liberal media
to make the administration look bad. If this
is so than one would have to suppose the liberal media "coached"
the rest of the troops in the room when they whooped
it up after the question was asked.
Or perhaps he is implying that the evil liberal
media has infiltrated our military and now controls their thoughts.
If not, then what Rush must be implying is that
our military men are incapable of forming thoughts and questions on their own.
Nice talk coming from someone who claims to be
setting an example for what a real American should be like.
Or is the paranoia displayed in the first claim
just a side affect from extensive heroin abuse?
Either way Limbaugh taked himself into a box from
which there is no escape.
What an idiot.
Mac in New York
Subject: Have you no decency?
Man did you push the envelope in BCR Show 61 -
Do you have any subscribers left???
Yes, but I lose some every time I hit "send" on
an issue or a radio show.
As stated in the show, I didn't say any of that
to shock or to generate "ratings,".
but sometimes things need to be said when nobody
else is saying them.
I'm still with you because just perhaps the election
played with your sanity as it did mine.
But to condone the barbaric behavior at the Pacer/Pistons
I'm not printing
your name because I need to get a little rough.
I think it's cheating to attack my position
without challenging my reasons.
If a drunken lout is permitted to scream, "Dumb
nigger, can't you make a basket?"
again and again and again and again to
a sweaty, worked-up seven-foot athlete in public,
and he does this because he knows a player CAN
NOT come after him for any reason, you have
a situation that's just begging for violence and
that won't work.
-to minimize the pain of Lacy Peterson's mother,
wishing to deny her - her day in court...
My problem is not with Laci Peterson's
mom - it's with victim impact statements, and that subject
only comes up when an emotional family member is
describing, "the greatest person in the world,"
and I say that exaggerated hyperbole doesn't belong
in a life & death court room decision.
Of course the family of the victim is in great
Of course they're devastated by her loss, so why
take five days to tell us?
As I said in the rant, if Laci was a mean, lazy,
ugly woman whose family disliked her,
that would've made Scott's crime much less heinous? ...we
can't go there, can we?
Should there be a less severe penalty for killing
the ugly than the pretty?
I say, "No" to that, and I expect people to agree.
to support the cold blooded murder of an unarmed wounded
Iraqi - an action I thought only
the likes of Bill O'Reilly could defend
It's real easy to watch a video and say, "*I*
would've known better" than the soldier
If you were in Iraq, maybe your impressive ESP
would allow you to divine which locals
were harmless and which were about to ambush you? That's poppycock
I've never been to war, but it's my best
guess that a large part of a soldier's day involves a lot of
"me or him, who's gonna die today?" If
you have a cure for that, the Pentagon would pay for it.
-all prove to me that you greatly overestimate
your IQ and are out to sabotage yourself.
My IQ is 64, so I can't be overestimating too much and I'm not
looking to sabotage anything.
I'm discussing some major issues of the day, looking for some intelligent
Instead of barking your disbelief, why not address what I said and my
Should drunken little pricks be allowed
to hurl racial taunts (and beer) at 7 foot black men with impunity?
Should it be a bigger crime to murder
the pretty than the plain?
Polite and trusting soldiers put in
impossible, no-win situations die fast, so they are forced to resort to extreme
measures to stay alive. It's a fact of life in a dog-eat-dog
war. That's another reason why war is to be avoided.
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