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Volume 1462 -
Weekend December 18-19, 2004 Mike
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"I have been shocked by the growing anti-Christian
bigotry that infected many columnists
and commentators in the wake of the election.
For too long, liberal political pundits have been
telling us that issues like marriage and life
divide us as a people. But it's clear that while those
issues may be controversial, they are not divisive
because people reach across such boundaries
as party, economic status and ethnic group
to join together to support and protect the American family."
-- senior GOP whore Gary Bauer,
unable to name names because they don't exist.Attribution
I have been shocked at the ease at which "Christians" will lie to
steal money from the sick and the old.
This would be a better Christmas around the globe if the "Christians" would
stop the hate.
Monkey "Man of the Year"
After winning re-election and "reshaping the
rules of politics to fit his
10-gallon-hat leadership style," (can you believe
that crap?) George Bush
for the second time was chosen as Time magazine's
Person of the Year.
TIME, a whore publication that picks "Man of
the Year" using
increased circulation as their overriding criteria,
named the guilty Monkey
because they need every last subscriber they can
The magazine's editors tapped Bush "for sharpening
the debate until the
choices bled, for reframing reality to match his
design, for gambling his
fortunes - and ours - on his faith in the power
Bush attributed his victory over Kerry to his
foreign policy and the wars
he began in Afghanistan and Iraq.
"The election was about the use of American influence," Bush
In America, we reward bungling killers for their crimes. When they
100,000 civilians, we call those crimes against humanity "10-gallon-hat
When we give away our futures to the super-rich,
the bunglers are given
four more years to dig the hole deeper. It is a
nation gone truly mad.
Here's the TIME cover America needs to survive:
Chase Calls Bush 'a Dumb Fuck'
Honesty is what good comedy is all about...
Don't call Chase's remarks offensive and act
like Bush is a legitimate U.S. president. Just say Chase's opinions
are his own and leave it at that. I mean, if Cheney,
who is supposedly a moral statesman, can use the f-word
on the floor of Congress, a comedian can surely
use it at an awards ceremony.
Bill O'Reilly, that purveyor of morality who
paid millions to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit by an employee
after transcripts revealed he admitted to having
extramarital affairs amid phone sex with her, was indignant at
Chase daring to "disrespect" the president this
O'Reilly and others overlook how Bush & co.
have desecrated the office with the way they lied and cheated
to get there, and the way they have lied and
cheated since. Bush disrespected the Constitution, including in
violating the part about the president and vice
president living in separate states. He said he supported the will
of the people, then worked to stop the legal counting
of votes. He is among the most dirtiest campaigners in
American history. History will show that his campaign
engaged in high-tech cheating and intimidation tactics in 2004.
He doesn't deserve respect. And Chase reminds us
of this in an effective way.
"I did what?..."
"Our country cannot afford to continue down the
foreign policy path that was forged
during the first term of the Bush aministration..We
have had over three years since
Sept. 11, 2001, to think strategically about
how to win the fight against terrorism.
I'm afraid we have little to show
for this time."
--Sen. Russ Feingold, Attribution
So Russ, why don't you do something about it besides whine like a
Why don't you act like a man who's getting paid to represent the majority
in this country?
Why don't you raise some hell about Bush getting more votes in some counties
number of registered voters? Why don't you try to earn that paycheck
Subject: give it up
Look, Bush, Cheney, and the Sundance Rove could
rob a bank in broad daylight,
and be filmed the whole time they were robbing
the bank, have witnesses watch them
run out of the bank as the alarms were going off
full blast, flipping the bird at every witness,
jam into their get-away car marked with the Presidents
Seal on the doors of the car, and
then follow them to the Whitehouse as they jam
up to the oval office, closing the doors
while they count the money, and laugh their heads
off, and then later that night having the
media whores do a huge story on the progress we
are making in Iraq
...and the Democrats would go about their normal
Panty-waste activities, never once daring
to accuse the President of bank robbery. In fact,
when President Bush gives a speech the next day
stating that security must be tightened at banks,
because the terrorists are out of control
....the Democrats would support his stance on the
matter, and vote for more security.
I give up Former Democrat
I agree 100% but I'm not ready to give up.
If Democrats lay down a third time in a row, I'll look elsewhere.
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"This guy in office is an uneducated, real lying
...and we still couldn't beat him with
a bore like Kerry."
--Chevy Chase, who also called
Dubya a 'dumb fuck', at the Kennedy Center Attribution
p.m. EST Tuesday on CBS)
"You don't see this kind of thing on the right.
You don't see prominent conservatives
cursing out Democratic members of Congress,
O'Reilly, responding to Chevy Chase, Attribution
Dear Mr. O'Reilly, you are a lying, partisan
Chevy Chase is not a "prominent" Democrat
Chevy Chase did not "curse out" Bush
- he wasn't even in the room.
When Cheney told Pat Leahy (D-Whimp)
to "go fuck yourself,"
you applauded his manliness on your little right-wing
Subject: Pentagon Weighs Use
"Weighs Use Of Deception???"
Your link lead me to Consortium News, a donantion
was made and three Bob Parry books received.
Have you read "Lost History?" - I'm proceeding
through that story currently.
Perception Management was a cornerstone
of Senile St. Reagan's deception
since 1981 or so - and it's still going strong. Military
Psychological Warfare techniques
have been used by the Repukes since 1981 to mold/intimidate
the American public and
any media source that interrupted the official
In Reagan's era you were a "Commie Sympathizer" -
now you "Hate America"
being the only difference. Absolutely revolting
bunch of liars.
Note: Bob Parry runs the most important site on the web - consortiumnews.com.
Can they be that stupid?
Webb - Hung Out to Dry
How Webb's career was shattered, and his suicide
The furor obscured the fact that "Dark Alliance" built
upon more than a decade of evidence amassed by journalists,
congressional investigators and agents of the Drug
Enforcement Administration who found numerous connections
between the contras and drug traffickers. Some
of that evidence was compiled in a Senate report issued in 1989
by a subcommittee headed by Sen. John Kerry. Other
pieces came out during the Iran-contra scandal and still
more during the drug-trafficking trial of Panamanian
Gen. Manuel Noriega in 1991.
But the contras were always defended by the
Reagan-Bush administrations which saw the guerrillas as a necessary
geo-political counterweight to the leftist Sandinista
government that ruled Nicaragua in the 1980s. With a few exceptions,
the mainstream media joined the White House in
protecting the contras -- and the CIA -- on the drug-trafficking evidence.
[For details, see Robert Parry's Lost
History: Contras, Cocaine, the Press & 'Project Truth.']
The BFEE manufactures a crisis
...saw it on fauxnewschannel.com
Be sure your sound is turned on.
Not to Ignore Economic Problems
President Bush looking to build momentum in
Congress for his second-term economic agenda,
pledged Saturday not to ignore challenges to the
nation's financial health and "leave them to another day."
H.L.s Take: Bush will not put off until
tomorrow what he can steal today.
"I want to see some momentum for my second term adgenda" Bush
said, we've driven
the nation's financial health to the brink of disaster,
but we still have so much more to take.
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"In terms of immigration, we are a country of immigrants
and we will
take immigrants from around the world. I'm
not going to discriminate."
-- Canadian PM Paul Martin, saying
that Canada was prepared to accept
who do not want to assist in Bush's civilian slaughter in Iraq Attribution
Subject: The Dow letter that
will not die
That Dow letter controversy is due to the quality
of the protest site called www.dowethics.com.
It perfectly mimics Dow's actual site, but the
text clearly show sit to be a anti-Dow site.
Dow's site URL is www.dow.com.
The Dow hoax site is maintained by a group called
The Yes Men.
Their Web site is www.theyesmen.org.
How they pulled off the hoax is great. Hope
This is possible - but...
The yes men are using the Dow logo?
Dow doesn't mind?
They can't find a judge to issue a TRA on yesmen.com
to stop their obvious and intentional character
Maybe Dow needs me to do their litigation for
We've got the best books by the best authors
and they make great Christmas
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by Joe Conason
The documents also show that officers from
the CIA, the FBI and the Defense Intelligence Agency lodged
"heated" objections to the abusive methods of interrogation
used by the military, denouncing them in previously
secret memoranda as not only unethical but useless
In the files released by the government, FBI
officials with special expertise in counterterrorism and interrogation
techniques recorded their ongoing debate with Army
officers about the harsh, coercive techniques authorized
by the Pentagon. They were as concerned about the
efficacy of those methods -- which they believe often
produce poor intelligence -- as with possible violations
of law and regulations. But the commanders overseeing
the military interrogations simply dismissed the
sharp warnings of the law enforcement and intelligence officers.
The abuses continued, in some cases even after
the initial furor over Abu Ghraib. What's more, an internal FBI
memo indicates that the directive to discard traditional
restraints came from the very highest civilian official in
the Pentagon: Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
Subject: Rude Rich and Republican
with Rude Rich that we might never see a Democratic President again in
The American Media is in full Geobels mode
and the youth among us will undoubtedly be branded,
because their parents already are. When I
speak out about these things, I am considered quaint and marginalized.
I am an
Air Force Veteran from the Viet Nam era (I enlisted to avoid being drafted...
I didn't approve of the war
and I didn't want to be forced to kill Vietnamese). I
am also a career firefighter. I have spent twenty-five years of
responding to the aid of others... fighting fires
and saving lives (as we like to put it). I think that those two things
qualifies me as a "real American" (although I have
always been a proud Liberal and that seems to undermine my claim).
I also spent 30 years on and off as a musician,
entertaining my fellow Americans for the pure joy of it.
a couple of bumper stickers that were shoved in my face in the 60's. "America,
Love it or Leave it"
and "My Country, Right or Wrong". I remember
thinking that they should say, "America, Love it or Change it" and
"My Country, Either be Right, or make it Right". Now
that America is the land of the Greed and the home of the Empire,
I really don't love it any more. I feel like
a stranger in a strange land. I try to think of the beauty of our
and I think about the dream of the Declaration
of Independence and our Constitution, but it just doesn't do it for me anymore.
I am still faced with Disney Amerika, the Land
of Denial, and Willful Ignorance 101. Live, Buy, Consume, Die.
America, when faced with an obvious fuel shortage, would the people buy
larger, less fuel efficient vehicles
to careen down the roads in. This "fuck 'em
all" attitude is prevalent where I live. When you pull up behind one,
a decal of a pre-teen, nasty brat vandal who is
pissing on something. It's like a belligerent vehicular tattoo. They
to put extra lights on their land boats so that
when they roll down country roads they can blind oncoming drivers with impunity.
I think that when they started flying a flag from
each window of the HumVee, that was the last straw.
decided that since I don't love America anymore, then I am leaving it. I
realize that puts me into the same category
as the Miami Cubans who expect others to do their
fighting for them, but I don't care anymore. I want to spend time away
the American Media, the Republican Loyalty Oath
and an SUV in every pot. I want to indulge in a culture that is created
people who are used to having little money. I
have always found the poorest among us has the most generous spirit and that
tends to translate into a live and let live philosophy
that entices me away from Consumer Land.
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"Bernard Kerik says he is sorry he'll not be able
to be head of Homeland Security.
With a wife and two mistresses he just doesn't
have the time. ... He hired a nanny that
may have been an illegal alien. He had
a number of mistresses and may have had mob ties.
That makes you feel secure! We can't
even do a background check on the guy who is
supposed to be in charge of background checks. "
to strike Saudi oil targets:
When Bush needs a favor, Osama comes
Al-Qaeda told its fighters to attack oil sites
and foreign targets in Saudi Arabia, as the de facto
Saudi leader vowed to eradicate terrorism which
he said was "tarnishing the image of Islam."
The Al-Qaeda statement dated Saturday also urged
militants to "strike all foreign targets
and the hideouts of the tyrants to rid the peninsula
of the infidels and their supporters.
"In the next few days there will be new jihad against
the enemies of Islam," it warned.
With Bush as president, no conspiracy theory is too wild - think about
Oil is trading at about $46 a barrel.
It was trading at about $25 a barrel when the Oil barons stole power.
That $21 per barrel difference has made trillions for
the Bush family.
Gold is trading at about $442 an ounce.
It was trading at about $250 an ounce when the Oil barons stole power
That $200 per ounce difference has made trillions for
the Bush family.
We've lost 1304 American military lives since Bush took office.
They can't make this kind of "killing" in peacetime.
The BFEE only makes a "killing" when they start a war in the Middle
Bush 41 did it, and then Bush 42 did it.
...and with a nation "at war," it's out DUTY to support the president.
That patriotic difference has made trillions for
the Bush family.
"Those crooks in the Bush Family Evil Empire are
nothing more than walking RICO violations."
-- Nuvee, in the live chat room
i know this sounds morbid, & god *knows*
it would bring the how-DARE-you-ask-for-money crowd
down on your ass, but have you ever considered
suggesting that people ponder the possibility of leaving
bartcop money for the fight against fascist tyranny
after they die?
even though right now all i could leave you
is a bunch of unpaid credit card bills, 6 years on a mortgage on
an uninhabitable house in north little rock's levy
section, & a '97 hyundai accent that's running like crap,
when i tried (not quite successfully, obviously & unforunately)
friday afternoon to check out of the
motel alabama for good, at some point that possibility
crossed my mind.
Dan, sounds like the scam Oral Roberts used to pull, or is still
pulling (?) ...
If you have enough material wealth, you can sign over your worldly
possessions, (real estate,
stocks, bank accounts, trust funds, inheritance etc) to ORU and in return,
you a certificate for
a slot in Heaven and they also let you die in the Oral Robert's Old Folk's
Back in the seventies I knew a guy who buried them when their money ran
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Goes To Hell
Legal pot? Gay marriage? What's next?
Did you hear the screams? Did you feel the
menacing chill? Did you see the black and ominous clouds, moving north?
Did you sense, in other words, the very presence
of Satan himself as he laughed maniacally and tossed around bucketfuls
of ultrathin condoms and little travel-size packets
of Astroglide like confetti while riding his Harley Softail up to Toronto
or maybe Edmonton to join the ghastly and sodomitic
celebrations? Because it's happened. Canada's high court just ruled
that the government can, if it so desires, redefine
marriage to include gay couples, which it has declared it will do almost
immediately, thus solidifying Canada's place as
the chilly yet mellow and gay friendly and hockey-riffic epicenter of all known
If I thought I could get fine tequila in Canada....
Subject: one year ago on 12-23
I wanted to take a look at what was in the Tequila
Treehouse a year ago,
and I had to copy the 12-23 issue so others could
read it and I could reply to it:
> "Voters who cast their ballots using any of a number
of electronic voting systems have no way
> to check that their votes have been properly recorded.
A New York election commissioner,
> Douglas Kellner, said: "Using electronic voting
machines to count ballots is akin to taking all
> the paper ballots and handing them over to a couple
of computer tech people to count them
> in a secret room, and then tell us how it came out.
This is not an acceptable way of conducting
> elections in a democracy."
> The BFEE will rig elections until the Democrats
say, "Stop doing that!"
> Will 2004 be the year the Democrats speak up? Or will
they wait a few more election cycles, the wimpy pink tutus?
In your picture of the Democrats in the pink
tutu's were Gephardt, Lieberman,Kerry and Edwards,
...and if anyone says you flip flop on issues,
then I would suggest they go back
and read some of your pages from last year. You
called it right Bart, back in
December 2003 and as of yet those powerful voices
of the Democrats are SILENT....
David, thanks for that.
Sometimes I hate being right.
I've always said ...it's none of our business...
"The first lady had her staff put up 41 Christmas
Or, as President Bush said, one for each
Subject: nice tip from monkeyfister
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Picture this: a truck rumbling across the desert
on the evening news, completely armored and emblazoned with golden arches.
Or a fleet of Visa Humvees. You know Donald Trump
would love to slap his name on a few Chinooks. The 82nd Trumpborne.
And what about product placement? When soldiers
give their Christmas greetings on Fox News or MSNBC, they could be
holding cans of Pepsi or calling home on Samsung
phones. Why merely send their love when they could be writing love letters
in the sand on Apple computers?
Like athletes or Nascar drivers, they could
sell every inch of their body: STP helmets, Nike boots, Staples "Yeah,
we got that"
dog tags, Starbucks M.R.E.'s, CamelBak canteens
by Camels, Sony laser target designators.
All those old, out-of-shape reservists being
dragged back by Rummy would be great pitchmen for arthritis medication.
And Celebrex night vision goggles.
I volunteer to argue the 'soldiers are bad' side of this debate
I'll debate you on this subject anytime, anywhere.
We've agreed on Monday night at 9 PM CST.
There's good news & bad news.
The good news - I think he'll show up.
The bad news - he's taking the mostly-left position that the soldiers
so I'll be the (compared to him) right winger that's going to win the debate
You clueless, GOP monkey-types should tune in and learn how to debate.
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soldier body count in Iraq
You go to war with the Commander-in-Chief who abandoned you.
1281, 1297, 1299,
1304, Bush military victims so far
They only killed 5 since
the last issue.
Men who can no longer see,
women with missing limbs,
torn apart by oil greed...
Bush and his friends are getting super-rich off
a war he lied to get us into, a war that's
killed 1304 soldiers so far.
That doesn't bother a single Republican voter?
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saw them a total of 9 times in the 70s/80's.
the world's most entertaining rock band.
the music will stand for years.
Subject: Letter to TIME Magazine
Oh my! Bush as man of the year.
Wouldn't that make you the least reputable
of all the very seldomly read magazines in the world?
Last year the American soldierwas MOTY, and
this year, as a treat, you elect someone who,
for no good reason at all, has killed 1300 of those
soldiers for oil and greed. I relish the fact that
Time Warner stock is down, but I don't think that
naming the most idiotic, retarded, worst president
ever will do anything to bring that stock up.
I am cancelling my subscription to Time Warner
Thanks again for ruining America, Time and Dumbass
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This year, Satan's shopping list of Christmas
gifts are guaranteed to send your child to prison
- and you to a shallow grave. The following
Christmas toys are banned from purchase.
Be warned: If one of these items is found
in your home or on your person, then you'll have
to find yourself another place to worship, for
you are no longer welcome at this Godly church.
Subject: Ashley Judd
Hey why not start putting up pics of Ashley
Judd at the bottom of your page for a while?
We could use a break from Shirley.
DT, thou doth hath committed blasphemy.
Ashley Judd does some fine work in still photography, but we're hardly
in the girlie picture business.
We salute Shirley for her musical talent, her writing ability and the lack
of bubble gum in her on-stage persona,
but mostly it's her sexy brain that impresses me.
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Have a good Christmas and if things get stressful
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