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"Mr. Speaker and members, I dedicate my objection
to Ohio's electoral votes to
Michael Moore, the producer of 'Fahrenheit
9/11' and I thank him for educating
the world on the threats to our democracy and
the proceedings of this house on the
acceptance of the electoral college votes for
the 2000 presidential election."
Deputy Police Chief Assassinated
be anyone left to count the votes?
Gunmen on Monday assassinated Baghdad's deputy
police chief and his son, while a roadside
bomb in Baghdad destroyed a U.S. armored vehicle
and killed two American soldiers, the military said.
The Bradley Fighting Vehicle is one of the more
heavily armored U.S. military vehicles, suggesting that the
roadside bomb was more powerful than those typically
used in recent months. The Defense Department
said last week that insurgents were increasing
the size and power of the bombs they plant as they escalate
their attacks before the Jan. 30 election.
Four American soldiers also were wounded in
the blast. It came four days after another powerful roadside
bomb hit a Bradley, killing all seven U.S. soldiers
inside and destroying the vehicle.
Also Monday, a roadside bomb attack in Samarra
hit a joint U.S.-Iraqi patrol, killing two Iraqi soldiers
and wounding one Iraqi soldier and two Americans.
...and they voted for Bush because he pulled
off his 'Miracle in Bagdad'?
If you like what he's doing in Iraq, you're gonna love Social Security "reform."
Unless there are a growing number of gullible
journalists from half a dozen different countries
that will accept this story without relying on
some of their own sources, this story may have
some truth to it but we still are going to have
to wait and see. This is the fourth MSM - related
article that I have seen on the capture.
The story on the Abu Musab al-Zarqawi capture
doesn't seem to be going away and although
the blogosphere isn't ready to accept it as completely
credible yet, now the story has come out
in China although the same source used in other
articles is referenced.
Remember when the Kurds captured Saddam and gave him to US forces
would Saddam hide with an empty pistol?
Has someone captured Zarqawi?
Is this why the attacks have increased?
Or is it the Jan 30 election or both? And more?
Subject: Barbara Boxer
Congratulations to MY Senator!
No pink tu tu for her...
Even if you think you don't need their product,
you might find something you can't live without.
Media Services fires 'Tom' Armstrong
One whore can not serve two pimps
Armstrong Williams has been dropped by Tribune
Media because he accepted a payment
from Bush to lie about the No Child Left Behind
law to fellow blacks and selling them out.
'Tom', one of the nation's leading black conservative
voices, has admitted he was paid $240,000
by Bush liars, and he called criticism of his relationship
with the department "legitimate."
'Tom' also was to use his influence with other black
journalists to get them to lie about NCLB,
a centerpiece of Bush plan to swindle money from
black educational needs. The National Association
of Black Journalists said they were disappointed
in 'Tom,' who is not a member of the group.
But even when they get caught - nothing changes and they'll get caught
again next week, too..
Thanks to OneCitizen
Subject: let's be real
I don't like the pink-tutu shit any more than
you do, but what are our realistic options?
This is a two-party country, always has been (though
one of the parties basically changed
names some 150 years ago), always will be.
So those who oppose the disastrous Bushite imperium
have only one option, in my view
-- to support and invigorate the Democratic Party
as much as possible.
Despite the depressing result in November, the
Dems were stronger than ever in grass-roots
fund-raising, matching the millions the Bushites
raised from the corporate elite.
The level of enthusiasm among Democratic volunteers
I met along the way was inspiring.
But we lost a close one.
The Democratic candidate didn't measure up,
I agree, but forming the circular firing squad now
is just what Rove wants.
There's plenty of work to do to limit the damage
the Bushites plan for the next four years
-- gutting Social Security, screwing the middle
class on taxes, jobs and health care,
drafting our young people to fight bloody imperial
And only the Democrats can do it.
Tobin, I agree.
A lot of people sent me copies of what they
sent Kerry and the DNC, saying they were
resigning from the Democratic party and were going
to become a Green or a Progressive, or whatever.
I don't think they really want to do that -
they're trying to shake up the sleeping Democrats
and we're all looking for something that can get
It would take at least a decade, maybe two,
to build a party to rival the GOP and by then
the name of this country will be The United
States of Bush. We can't let that happen.
Somehow, the Democrats have to be slapped awake
before the car goes off the cliff.
Subject: Uncle Tom?
Bart:, you wrote,
> "Uncle Tom"
Not cool, dude.
Even if Armstrong Williams meets the definition
of what that phrase conveys, that doesn't make it worth using anymore;
I, like (the Democratic) half of the white people
in this country can be around black folks without losing my damned mind
--that doesn't mean it's real hip to call me a "nigger
lover"--for the same reasons.
Dude, I'm just doing what I can.
It's my gut judgment that your generation sees "Uncle
Tom" as a slur against blacks.
To my knowledge, it's not.
To my knoweledge, it's an apt and called-for
description for a type of African American
who would sell out/betray/snitch on/tie-my-brother's-ass
to-a-tree then lie to him about NCLB.
If there's a more-hip way of saying "I
agree to backstab my people for personal gain" that's
I would appreciate the education because we old
people tend to get set in their ways.
What's the 2005 vernacular for "I'm
a quarter-million dollar Uncle Tom for the BFEE?"
"I think Armstrong Williams should give the money
back. I think he should probably be ashamed
of himself for taking it. I think the White
House really screwed up ... all I can say is that if Clinton
had gotten caught giving Joe Conason a quarter
of a million dollars to be flogging their policies,
guys like me would have smoke coming
out of our ears, and The Right would go crazy."
--Jonah Goldberg, Attribution
When he says "guys like me," does
me mean other sons of L.B.J.?
Subject: Tortureboy Gonzales
How come I haven't seen one enterprising "tv
journalist" ask John McCain,
someone who has been on the receiving end of
torture, what he thought of Gonzales' nomination?
Forcing him to follow that 11th commandment
("Thou shalt not criticize a fellow Republican")
and have him swallow his tongue that hard just
may cause a live on-camera head explosion a la Scanners.
David, good question - which reminds me:
Wasn't Jesus Christ the victim of a little torture and death penalty?
Didn't Mel Gibson do a little art film about that?
Yet, Bush is torturing in Christ's name.
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surprisingly, this is not written by Bart
"I am shocked (not "shocked, shocked" but
sincerely shocked) that Gonzales will get a single Democratic vote,
much a relatively less easy confirmation. And I
would have expected that some Republicans -- the ones who
profess deep belief in the American mission of
fostering Arab democracy, the ones who have renounced Rumsfeld,
like McCain, Hagel, Lugar - would be struggling
with their votes, too. But no...Four years ago, the Democrats
rolled over on the Ashcroft nomination. Then they
rolled over on the Bush tax cuts, the authority to invade Iraq,
the Patriot Act, No Child Left Behind and the Medicare
reforms. None of that did them one lick of good in
November. If the Democrats have the gumption to
fight about anything, it ought to be about this nomination.
But it appears they don't."
The Republicans could criticize Bush a lot easier
of some Democrats would get the ball rolling..
McCain, Hagel and Luger can't really lead the "We gotta stop Bush" parade,
but they could march in it.
What are the senate Democrats afraid of?
If they don't fight back, we're going to lose 3-4 senators each election.
Democrats get weaker every two years - they're bleeding from multiple wounds.
Animals in the wild have survival instincts,
...why don't our donkeys have any?
"On top of Clarence Thoams begging his white patrons
for money, this ought to expose
the character of the negro conservative. They
have no soul and no morals. They can be bought
by their white overlords because they apsire
to their status, but think themselves unworthy to
be treated as the same. The negro conservative...shuffles
and bucks along for his master,
losing his soul and dignity in the process.
He's already sold his dignity and self-respect.
Why not sell his reputation as well. Williams
is already an embarassment to black people.
This just furthers the shame he brings."
--Steve Gilliard, Attribution
For The Damned
A new year for a Bush-gutted, storm-ravaged
It could be worse. You could be Michael Jackson.
Or Janet Jackson. Or Tito.
You could be Anne Coulter or Bill O'Reilly or Trent
Lott, people whose souls have
become so infested with rat dung that their third
eye is brown. See? Feel better already.
Or you could be Dubya himself, so utterly empty
and blank eyed and falsely pious, he is but
a lint speck on the coattails of time and you just
know that you could poke him with your
middle finger and all that would pour out would
be sawdust and a bunch of tiny ball bearings.
... the view from Iowa
by Mike Palecek
...author and former federal prisoner for peace,
Four years ago, when Bush stole the election,
the Democrats stood silent and allowed it to happen
-- and suppressed the voices within their own party
who wanted to speak out about election fraud.
We now have another election that, although
not as close as last time, was nevertheless riddled with fraud.
We now live in a country where the outcome of
an election is dependent on who is counting the votes
-- and this is an issue that needs to be talked
about. It would be a very big mistake for Democrats to
again block this debate like they did last time.
There are three reasons Democrats have been
- The first is that Republicans are stealing
- The second and more important reason is that
Democrats have stood silent and allowed it to happen.
- The last reason is that the Democrats keep voting
with Republicans on unprovoked wars and cutting taxes for the rich.
No one wants to vote for cowards, and if the
Democrats are going to roll over and take it again and again
when they know better, then why bother to support
them? If they aren't going to dig in and fight for issues
including stopping the Republicans for privatizing
Social Security, protecting reproductive choice, and
blocking extreme judges, then what is the point
in them being there in the first place? Democrats never win
when they try to be like Republicans
Business If You Do
Subject: rage at Kerry
Yes, If Kerry Runs again, my husband and I will
travel to every early primary state and CAMPAIGN against him.
What a wimp.
I sure hope WES CLARK runs again!
I will march in the streets to oppose Kerry,
my mom in a wheel chair said she's join me.
Nobody likes a traitor,
Just as the nausea from kerry-boy's letter was
starting to ease up,
I saw the Token Protest in the Congress...must
I got an e-mail from Michael Moore praising their "bravery".
I'm gonna have to stay off solid food for a while.
Well, you know what?
We counted on you, which was, clearly, a huge
mistake on our part.
You took our money, time and effort, made lots
of promises, and turned out to be
the most servile, gutless, GOP ass-kissing coward
ever. And a liar.
He did NOT fight. He stole our time and money.
I don't know if he helped out his S&B buddy
or was just a pansy loser.
Either way, what is done is done.
It does us no good to whine about what would've
or could've been.
We are stuck with the giggiling monkey murder
for at most 4 more years.
We as a nation, need to see that his life is difficult
and possibly impeach him.
If Bill Clinton could be impeached for a blow job,
then surely we can fine something on W.
Maybe Larry Flynt needs to come back and expose
a few republican skeletons.
Move on and the like should not let him get a good
night's sleep for the next four years.
This will tell the Pink Tutu Democrats that we
will NOT lay down.
Most of all, we need to do this while being a patriot
is still legal!
Fightin back in Orlando,
I voted for the guy.
But not everyone has given up on Kerry...
Bart, don't be so hard on Kerry.
Boxer's safe seat allowed her to take the fall
for the Dems.
Any other course woulda been hurtful, given today's
popular ignorance (cf., Election '04)
We've got the right books by the right authors.
Subject: your greatness (from
I promise to tell you at length about how great
just as soon as your check for $240,000 clears
Vern, check's in the mail, Dude...
Listen To His Father
by Helen Thomas
Former President Bush is in a tough spot. He
anguishes when his son, the president, is criticized.
But he is reluctant to give him any advice, even
when the president may need it.
There has been speculation that the younger
Bush wanted to run for the White House to outdo his father,
who successfully prosecuted the first Gulf War
in 1991 when U.S. forces evicted Iraq from Kuwait.
That commander-in-chief wisely chose not go
on to Baghdad, fearing that U.S. forces would end up
in a quagmire of urban fighting. Imagine that. Bush
senior vehemently rejects such personal motivations
on the part of his son. Of course, one can expect
a father to be very protective of his son.
Remember the famous fight the Monkey had with his father?
The Monkey was drunk as hell, wanting to fist his dad "mano a mano."
Sounds like Junior still wants to beat hid dad, and he's doing it
with 1350 soldier's lives.
take a little torture?"
Americans have tended to view the U.S. as the
guardian of the highest ideals of justice and fairness.
But that is a belief that's getting more and more
difficult to sustain. If the Justice Department can be
the fiefdom of John Ashcroft or Alberto Gonzales,
those in search of the highest standards of justice
have no choice but to look elsewhere. It's more
fruitful now to look overseas. Last month Britain's
highest court ruled that the government could not
continue to indefinitely detain foreigners suspected
of terrorism without charging or trying them. One
of the justices wrote that such detentions "call into
question the very existence of an ancient liberty
of which this country has until now been very proud:
freedom from arbitrary arrest and detention."
That's a sentiment completely lost on an Alberto
Gonzales or George W. Bush.
Subject: Doc Harpy on XM Radio
As I recall, a few years ago Doc. Harpy turned
down a deal with Infinity because they
employed Howard Stern and she wouldn't work for
the same company as that deviant.
Now that her program is being dropped by mainstream
radio like a hot potatoe,
she doesn't seem to mind being employed by the
same company that employs
Opie and Anthony, who make Howard seem like Soupy
I'll have to call and ask her about this someday.
Maybe her view of morality has changed and she'll
be showing up as a guest on the O&A smutfest.
They can discuss those pictures with her.
BTW....Happy Birthday Soupy.....and Elvis and
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Subject: Twin Sisters From
Dude, I gotta tell ya, you were right on the
money about John Kerry.
He turned out to be a cream-puff after all.
During the campaign I thought you were, shall we
say, a bit strident in your pronouncements,
but I must admit you called it pretty good. My
hat (as well as my hair) is off to you.
BTW: Ever notice the uncanny resemblance between
Ann ('Thrax) Coulter and
Amber "I didn't know he was a killer when I did
him" Frey??? No?
DL, thanks for that.
Also, it's not Coulter's first "frey" - remember how Ann gets her free
fries at McDonalds?
Go to Jail?
The GOP is changing America - is that OK with you?
You are at home alone at 8:00 on a Friday night. You
are 8 weeks pregnant.
All of a sudden, you begin to experience heavy
cramping. Bleeding ensues
You realize with shock and sadness that you are
probably experiencing a miscarriage.
Your doctor offers you the next available appointment
for a follow-up exam - Monday at 3PM.
Guess what? You just earned yourself up to
12 months in jail and a $2,500 fine
This is what happens when you mix tanks and religion.
This is what happens when you mix politics and faith.
This is what happens when you let Tom delay-types write the law.
Subject: Taqueria Gila Monster
When I lived in Madison, Wisconsin, there was
a guy named Butch Vig who was
this star-about-town. (He obviously is IN
Garbage now, but this was before they got BIG)
(He, as we know, produced Smashing Pumpkins and
some stuff for U2, but he's actually a
damned good drummer).
One day I was sitting in Madison's best taqueria
(Taqueria Gila Monster), and being the
normally full eating joint, people would often
sit with strangers, or do whatever they could
to find a place to eat (go figure since most of
'Old Europe's' way of doing things is to sit at
tables with strangers . . . it develops this weird
thing called 'community.').
Butch and a few others came in. There
was this particularly thin, yet total hottie who was with him too.
I knew she was the singer for his band (they had
played a few low-key gigs in town, but hardly any at all),
but I thought nothing of it beyond that.
A few minutes later, they are seating themselves
at the adjacent table, and this girl starts laughing about
how the other guys grabbed the few remaining seats. So
she asked me if I would mind sharing the bench
I was sitting on, with her. If it had been
Butch, maybe I would have balked, but why say 'no' to a hottie?
SO she sits down, and we're like back-to-back. And
she was being actually quite flirty with me.
She would turn around and say things to me
to try and pull me into their conversations. It was quite fun.
The hottie was Shirley.
This was a true story.
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Subject: letter from Sen Barbara
Got this letter today, this was Sen Boxer's
to an email I sent her about the last elections.
A shot of Chinaco to the only Dem senator with the courage
to stand up.
Interesting that the only Dem
senator with some balls is a lady.
soldier body count in Iraq
1341, 1342, 1352,
1356, dead heroes under Bush
They killed four more.
Are you OK with that, America?
When will the military families ask, "Why?"
Aniston split up
Page turns 60
plays a Gibson double neck
The second-best show on FOX, (House is first) came back
with a bang.
At the end of night one, the terrorists had our Sec Def on his knees Zarqawi-style.
But they in trouble because Jack is humming the Sec Def's daughter,
who they also grabbed.
Keifer (the producer) can't shoot weeks worth of nude, love scenes with
the girl if she's killed.
Tonight, Monday, they give us the second half of the four-hour premier.
Once you have four-hours invested, like with a good book, you're going
to finish it.
For now, there's no Kim to get kidnapped twice in an hour, eight times
in one day.
If she's not in the show, even the cougar can't kidnap her.
Hours 3 & 4 of the premier of 24.
Will the Secretary of Defense be beheaded on the Internet?
Plus the Vanessa Marcil Show and it's Vegas Week on
the Travel Channel.
Note: One of the best World Poker Tour tourneys
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Cain's Ballroom "Haunted & Mysterious
Rt. 66" Saturday, Jan 15th, 8pm Central Time Travel
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Brady Theater "Phantoms
of the Opera" Saturday, Jan. 22nd, 2005 - 8pm Central
Time Travel Channel - "Weird Travels"
You have two minutes to record your message.
get First Amendment protection
Federal Judge Warren Eginton ruled in a decision
made public this week that
lap dancing and simulated sex acts by strippers
are protected by the First Amendment.
"A government cannot constitutionally regulate erotic
expression with such stringent
restriction that the expression no longer conveys
eroticism," Eginton wrote.
Looks like a win for "less government,"
but you know this will outrage the can't-have-sex Republicans.
Subject: Williams and the $240K
Isn't taking money in exchange for broadcasting
without disclosure and sponsorship ID amount to payola?
Think the FCC will do anything?
...or are they more worried about an occasional
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Recently Digby wrote about an astonishing Harvard
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Of the 43 participants, only about 3 or 4 were
free-lance bloggers. Everyone else
represented an institution, and while all but two
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the majority were best known for their non-internet
Bloggers apparently don't have credibility. Judy
Fucking Miller has credibility,
and William Fucking Safire has credibility, but
bloggers don't. Matt Yglesias,
Drum, and Josh Micah Marshall strive
for credibility, but they weren't invited.
They might as well all have been off in Vegas playing
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People who promote Judith Miller, but fire Robert
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