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Volume 1489 - S.o.t.U.
Wednesday Feb 2, 2005 Mike
Malloy - 10 EST Weeknights on AAR
"Looks like the Iraqis are modeling their elections
on ours. The GOP pulls tricks
to keep blacks from voting; Iraqis pull tricks
to keep Christians from voting."
Call for Near-Freeze in Spending
The biggest spender is history will say he needs to spend less
With the White House projecting inflation at
about 2 percent, government programs subject
to the cap would face the budgetary equivalent
of a cut in spending from levels enacted in fiscal 2005.
The senior administration official left open
the possibility the cap would be less than 0.8 percent,
saying Bush "believes we can even go further" in
restraining spending growth.
We predicted this years ago.
Bush is spending America into bankruptcy, and
soon there will be no money for our seniors so the GOP
will do away with "senseless entitlement programs," so
they can give yet more billions to the super rich.
"I stand behind my daddy and my husband, and I
stand behind the job they had to do,
and that's my take on it. I just support them,
regardless of who sent them over there
and why they sent them over there, no matter
whether it's for right or wrong reasons."
--Tabitha Bonilla, whose
father and husband both died for Bush's oil grab, Attribution
...whose father and husband both died
for Bush's oil grab
Show Guantanamo Prisoner Abuse
More "frat hazing" at least that's what Bush lovers call it
Videotapes of riot squads subduing troublesome
terror suspects at Gitmo show
the guards punching some detainees, tying one to
a gurney for questioning and
forcing a dozen to strip from the waist down, according
to a secret report.
One squad was all-female, traumatizing some Muslim
One such clip the investigators flagged was
from Feb. 17, 2004. It showed "one or more"
team members punching a detainee "on an area of
his body that seemingly would be
inconsistent with striking a pressure point," which
is a sanctioned tactic for subduing prisoners.
In five other clips showing detainees who appeared
to have been punched by team members,
the investigators said: "The punching was in line
with accepted law enforcement practice of
striking the pressure point on the back of the
thigh to temporarily distract the detainee."
In other "questionable" cases, reviewers said
a video showed a guard kneeing a detainee
in the head, while another showed a team securing
a detainee to a gurney for an interrogation.
A separate clip captured a platoon leader taunting
a detainee with pepper spray and repeatedly
spraying him before letting the reaction team enter
the cell, reviewers wrote.
For all we know, these guys are completely innocent.
How did the military tell who was "Al Qaeda" and
who was "Taliban" when they grabbed them?
turnout was good as well
You can't believe Bush's good puppy media
On September 4 1967 the New York Times published
an upbeat story on presidential elections
held by the South Vietnamese puppet regime at the
height of the Vietnam war. Under the heading
"US encouraged by Vietnam vote: Officials cite 83% turnout
despite Vietcong terror", the paper
reported that the Americans had been "surprised
and heartened" by the size of the turnout "despite
a Vietcong terrorist campaign to disrupt the voting".
A successful election, it went on, "has long been
seen as the keystone in LBJ's policy of encouraging
the growth of constitutional processes in South Vietnam".
The echoes of this weekend's propaganda about Iraq's
elections are so close as to be uncanny.
With the past few days' avalanche of spin, you
could be forgiven for thinking that on January 30 2005
the US-led occupation of Iraq ended and the people
won their freedom and democratic rights. This has been
a multi-layered campaign, reminiscent of the pre-war
WMD frenzy and fantasies about the flowers Iraqis were
collecting to throw at the invasion forces. How
you could square the words democracy, free and fair with the
brutal reality of occupation, martial law, a US-appointed
election commission and secret candidates has rarely
been allowed to get in the way of the hype.
Outline Social Security Demise
Watch the liar as he deceives the country and the world tonight
With four years left to rape the Treasury,
Bush's State of the Union address outlines his goal
to leave the cupboard bare for seniors, continue
the bloodletting in Iraq, push for imperialism
abroad while taunting the gelding Dem,ocrats who
service his every whim.
His ideas for the Treasury rape scored just
two sentences in last year's lying State of the Union.
This year, it's the signature topic of his 40-minute
speech before his subjects and a cowed nation of victims.
The White House says Bush will offer new details
about his plan to let Enron-type brokers to divert some of
their Social Security payroll taxes into their
pockets. But experts say while the president will seek to reassure
Americans who are at or near retirement that they
can expect to get their Social Security checks as expected,
he'll leave larger questions unanswered as he always
does because he knows the press will cover for him.
I'm too old to go with the t- shirt crowd.
The sign in my driveway says "Bush
Lied thousands died" in
It's been there for months, nobody tampered so
"For whatever reason, your candidacy left a mark and
the wound continues to fester.
In going forward, win or lose, take some time
and care to make sure it heals."
--Donna Brazile, in a
snippy-sounding "letter" to Howard Dean, Attribution
Subject: I'm 200% with your
thinking on this matter Bart!
My son is 16. So this war crap is VERY personal!
In two years, if shrub and his gang send my
boy off to die in an immoral war, I will be so pissed off!
My son, as well as myself, cannot understand why
alcohol, and sex are such a big deal in the USA,
when violence and dying in combat, isn't.
My son remarks abouts other Countries who allow
children to drink beer and wine. As far as I know,
he doesn't drink yet. But he is smart
enough, and mature enough to see the hypocrisy of the whole,
"Too young to drink" but old enough to "Fight in Combat" spiel
of the mandated moral right!
You have a VERY good way with words, Bart. Your
phrase in Volume 1487 - Go ahead,
admit it reads:
> It's wrong that a man can spend 1000 days in combat
for his country and then be denied
> a beer with his food at a Pizza Hut because he's not
old enough to make wise decisions.
You are right! It is very wrong!
I applaud your consistent effort in exposing
the fradulent BFEE and right winged neocons.
Keep up the great work!
is no tomorrow
by Bill Moyers
One of the biggest changes in politics in my
lifetime is that the delusional is no longer marginal.
It has come in from the fringe, to sit in the seat
of power in the Oval Office and in Congress.
For the first time in our history, ideology and
theology hold a monopoly of power in Washington.
Theology asserts propositions that cannot be proven
true; ideologues hold stoutly to a worldview
despite being contradicted by what is generally
accepted as reality. When ideology and theology
couple, their offspring are not always bad but
they are always blind. And there is the danger:
voters and politicians alike, oblivious to the
Subject: Yeah, why is it we
are all racists these days?
I have no idea why Raven was labeled a racist,
though I have caught a couple of your "missteps," Bart.
Seems to me that the N-word when used by a white
person, is definitely racist. Actually, I hate the word
no matter who uses it, but I am not about to tell
black folks they can't use the word if they want to.
Dot in GA
Dot, I think we're lying to ourselves if we
pretend the word "nigger" isn't used
a million times every day by Bush voters
who still hate African-Americans.
I guess this latest round started when I said
Reagan kicked off his presidential campaign in "Killnigger, Mississppi."
The most popular politician in America (so the
networks tell us) used Philadelphia, MS to make his announcement
a signal to let the racist sons
of bitches know he was also a
racist son of a bitch.
Racism = more votes in horribly racist America.
It's my guess that most people don't know that
about the racist Reagan bastard, so I'm doing what I can,
with my too-small-to-hear megaphone, to get that
news out. That's also a big reason that Bush won, if he did.
By getting naked with Bob Jones, he let the other
racist bastards know he was a "nigger hater."
We can either use codes words and send a garbled
signal wrapped in a veneer of subtle nuance,
like our pitifully-inept 2004 candidate did - and
hope people are smart enough to read between the lines,
or we can speak the damn truth loud and clear.
I vote for the latter.
shows monkeys suffer from depression
The findings could give experts more insight
into how monkeys and chimpanzees evolved separately
from humans. And in the case of one monkey study, "we
can study these animals and learn things that
will help us understand Republican depression better," said
co-author Carol Shively, a professor of
pathology at Wake Forest Baptist School of Medicine,
in Winston-Salem, N.C.
In her study, Shively and her colleagues studied
36 adult female cynomolgus monkeys who lived
with other monkeys in groups of four. The researchers
noted that some of the monkeys were lethargic,
had higher heart rates and underwent hormone disruptions
-- all considered definite or possible signs
of depression in humans. The depressed monkeys
were also more likely to occupy a subordinate role
within the monkey hierarchy, (GOP) meaning they
were often isolated and subject to aggression.
Get your "Not
me!" wristbands right here!
We've got the right books by the right authors.
Subject: keepers of the gloom
Note: I received a nine-part e-mail, this is one of
Bart, you wrote,
> Hillary collapses during speech; She's OK now
> "About 30 Clinton staffers who joined the senator
at a weekend retreat in New York state were also sickened.
> "Mrs. Clinton's spokesman) said the symptoms appeared
similar to those of someone suffering from
the flu or a 24-hour virus. He said he was unaware
of anyone being hospitalized."
> Would evil men assassinate future challengers to
Does that rate the assassination question?
Mike in the Phillipines
From the Tequila Treehouse in Oklahoma, I can't prove anything, but
the BFEE plays hardball and after
evil men have had a taste of unlimited money and unlimited power,
will they give that up without a fight?
Is it a coincidence that JFK Jr, a man many Republican women would eagerly
died violently before he had a chance to run for office?
Is it a coincidence that Paul Wellstone, a senator who might have
gone on television and said,
"We will attack a backwards nation like Iraq over
my dead body" died violently before
he had a chance to defy Bush and his insatiable war hardon?
They say our 2008 candidate will likely be Kerry, Edwards or Hillary.
Kerry and Edwards have proven to be limp pushovers.
So the question is: Would evil men kill to keep control of the planet?
I'm not saying Hillary was the victim of an assassination
attempt, but I am a superstitious man.
If some unlucky accident should befall the Democrat's best hope in 2008,
if her plane should
accidentally fall from the sky, or if she is struck by a bolt of lightning,
then I will blame the BFEE.
We don't know who killed JFK.
We don't know who killed RFK.
We don't know who killed MLK.
JFK Jr and Paul Wellstone are no longer a threat to them.
Why would they allow Hillary to live?
She's in the way - isn't she?
has a petition to remove Democrat Shelly
Just as they had bucks and secretly to underhandedly
smear Clinton they are doing the same with Shelley...think about it
with a republican Gov and republican Sec of State
they can get electronic voting machines in California and control the state
as they did in Florida, Georgia, Texas, Ohio and
now California! They already have all of the south & Midwest now they
are setting their sights on California it's in
their grasp...If the republicans can get Shelley to resign Republican Governor
will appoint a republican as Sec. of State
and that person controls the voting in the state...
Please tell people to write or call Shelley
asking him NOT to resign. http://www.ss.ca.gov
Subject: Monkey mail
Small point: Jackie Robinson may indeed
have been a Republican.
Remember that the Democrats were the Southern Racists
of his time,
and that didnât turn around until the 60âs.
If you like Elmore Leonard,
(Rum Punch, Get Shorty)
you'll love James Patrick Hunt!
Evan Maitland was sent
to bring in a rape suspect who has the Jamaican
mob out to kill him. With
one a determined policewoman to back him up,
Maitland has to outwit the
bad guys and find a way to stay alive.
Subject: hey from Tristan
The DNC had the unmitigated gall to hire a telemarketer
to call me and ask for money the day
after they nominated Condi Rice! I couldn't
believe my good fortune, as I actually got to go off
on the fuckers that were pissing me off today.
I said, "Are you asking me FOR MONEY the day
after you confirmed Condi Rice as Sec of State?"
Telemarketing fuck says, "Well, actually,
14 of us stood up against it."
Tristan: (dripping with sarcasm) "FOURTEEN,
HUH? How 'bout the rest of 'em?"
I told 'em I'd give when they put Howard Dean
in charge and then hung up on him.
Then I made a contribution to Dean's Democracy
Tristan, thanks for that.
Y'know, the last thing I need (besides a heart bypass) is a fight
with Randi Rhodes, but on the day
they confirmed Rice, Randi said, "We should be thankful for
those who voted against her."
That 14 of the 44 actually did the job they're getting paid to do?
That's like a slave saying "Thank you" because
Massa only beat him six days last week.
We deserve better from these "Democrats" who are taking money to fight
Worst Corporations of 2004
Plus, I nominate the BFEE, for killing 100,000 civilians and stealing
$100M a day
while killing American soldiers and screaming "Traitors!" at
the non-rapist Democrats.
"Forty-five dead -- that's not peanuts. If that
had happened in the United States on Election Day,
we would have made it a major scandal. Now
we're acting like in Iraq it's a great success."
--Donatella Lorch, Attribution
Bush has pronounced the election in Iraq a
"The world is hearing the voice of freedom from the centre
of the Middle East," he said.
It's a curious sort of freedom where candidates
cannot campaign openly for fear of their
lives and where, despite the tightest security
that the occupation armies and the Iraqi forces
can provide - curfews, banning cars from the streets,
intensive searches at polling stations, etc
- more than 40 people still die.
Subject: Brazil Carnaval is
Carnaval is an experience. Nobody could
ever have described Carnaval for me before
I experienced it last year. And nobody will
ever describe it for me now. Someone will say ãCarnaval,ä
and I will understand. I canât
describe Carnaval for anyone, either. Friday night I came home from
Recife Antigo at four thirty in the morning, in
a state of mind significantly different from my present state.
Before I went to sleep I tried to write something
about Carnaval, and I came up with the best description I have yet seen.
ãThink of the biggest, best party you have ever
seen, been to, heard about, or imagined. Multiply it by a billion.
Raise it to the billionth power. Now multiply
by a non-existent number like a gazillion or a kajillion. Thatâs
Subject: BCR Show 66
I finally got to listen to the show, I drove
to Florida and heard it on my husband's computer.
Mine's still out of the link but I am not giving
I agree with Tommy Shaw's observation and since
I listened to your explanation on torture
I agree with you as well. I guess some people can't
be bothered to listen or read your comments all the way through.
The O'Reilly blurb was great, I love it when
they catch him with his pants down!
I replayed the Madonna caller over and over for
my husband. We laughed till we cried.
Keep up the great shows they are worth driving
4 hours to hear.
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soldier body count in Iraq
1438, dead soldiers under Bush
They got 2 since
These aren't just numbers
- they're real lives lost.
"I'm an optimist on Iraq."
-- The Monkey who has the best bodyguards
in the world and no relatives in Iraq.
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tricks that brought the Bush Family to power?
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The donation is the least I can do.
Iâm doing okay despite Wâs policies
(maybe because I work in the defense industry ö donât hold it
and the Dems arenât going to get any of my
cash, so giving a little scratch to the sanest crazy bastard I know
seemed like the right thing to do.
Liberals (or progressives, if you like), as
they stand today, do not deserve to win.
After reading about the chicken shits who cancel
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or defend Scott Petersonâs right to a fair
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We keep losing because we have no stomach to fight.
I think, Bart, you and I are alike in the sense
that we not only can fight, but we love to fight. If you are right
(and Koresh knows we are), you should live for
the fight. To quote Conan the Barbarian: ãWhat is best in life?ä
ãTo crush your enemies, see them driven
before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.ä
Cowards deserve to lose.
The Dems need a candidate with two things: Charisma
and balls. Kerry had neither (and still doesnât).
America wants to vote for the good guy. America
wants a President Bartlett.
300 million possibilities and we canât find
If only Wes Clark had jumped in earlier...
Thanks for everything Bart.
Donât give an inch.
Fuck Îem if they canât take a joke.
If you lose subscribers, the smart ones who
stay should do their part and pick up the slack.
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Subject: I hate you
What the fuck do you expect in a war, dumb
shit, people die.
Is that a question?
In America, we use these ( ???
) after questions.
I have one for you: Why did Bush murder
100,000 civilians in Iraq?
I though Republicans were supposed to be "pro-life."
Most of them are the gangsters from Iran and
Syria who have infiltrated Iraq and want to take over Iraq.
Dumb shits like you don't see what they're up to.
If Bush had any brains (Should I even finish
that sentence?) he would've ordered the borders sealed
but I guess he can steal more oil with the choas
of beheadings and car bombs going off all the time.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day and oil sells
for almost $50 a barrel (soon to be $80) so that means
Bush steals about $100,000,000 per day - or $3
billion a month. How many months have we been there?.
Buy a brain you impoverished cranium-caved-in-dolt.
What are you talking abour - I'm smarter than
the Monkey pResident of the United States.
Your website is the stupidest piece of shit
on the internet.
I saw Charles Manson wearing the Bartcop sticker.
That's your kind of guy.
Murderers and assholes like you.
Unlike your president, *I* haven't murdered anybody.
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