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Thurs-Friday Feb 10-11, 2005 Mike
Malloy - 10 EST Weeknights on AAR
"Detroit Economic Club officials said Monday the
and answer period after the speech has been
dropped for Bush's visit."
Maffei, on Monkey's speech Attribution
America's Monkey can't answer any questions unless it's a set-up softball
(see the next story).
caught taking questions from fake journalist
Rush Limbaugh was delighted to hear the question,
saying on his radio show,
"I said earlier today in the program, shortly after we
began, that somebody in the White House
press corps listens to this program. It is Jeff
Gannon from Talon News."
No doubt Jeff Gannon does listen to Rush Limbaugh,
since Gannon is a poster at Free Republic.
As for "Talon News," well, it consists of approximately
two people - Gannon and Bobby Eberle,
who is also the CEO of GOPUSA, a "conservative
news, information, and design company
dedicated to promoting conservative ideals." Nice
to know they have such easy access to
White House press conferences, isn't it?
What is Talon News, and why
does it have press credentials?
Because he's a crooked moron, Bush can't answer real questions
- even from his good puppy press,
so they hire fake reporters to ask fake softball questions
that even a Monkey could almost answer.
How low will American journalists go to protect this fraud?
And why don't the "real" reporters mind being played for fools?
Could it be because they are shameless whores who have no self-respect?
"Previous to this year, Bush increased the size
of the federal budget by 27 percent,
if I'm not mistaken, busting a budget that
had been in surplus when he inherited it
and making him the biggest of big government
spenders since Lyndon Johnson.
Within that context, he has still managed to
cut÷or is trying to, almost all payments going
to the most vulnerable members of society,
...and veterans, while vastly increasing the
amount given to the very rich and to the military. Five
years ago Bush told us he was
something different; a "compassionate
conservative." We now know he is neither
compassionate, nor by any imaginable definition
an economic conservative.
Rather he is merely dishonest..."
Bush is borrowing
money from China to give to the super-rich
and the co-signers on that note are the working class - you and your
One day, America will wake up and say, "He did
But as long as Bush owns the networks and talk radio and the big papers,
his reverse Robin Hood scheme will remain unreported except by the little
is a great man doing a great job!"
notice that all the reporters saying Bush is doing a great job are rich?
Click Here then
scroll down to "Spitballs"
During the presidential race, Republicans laid
into John Kerry again and again for voting against some
weapons systems in the early 1990s. A pro-Bush
group called Progress for America Voter Fund ran
a TV ad charging that Kerry had "voted against
13 weapons systems our troops depend on."..
So could it be that George W. Bush now wants to
cut ... weapons systems? Yes, it could be.
The president's budget calls for the Pentagon to
purchase fewer F/A-22 fighters, fewer destroyers,
fewer amphibious ships, fewer submarines and fewer
V-22 tilt-rotor aircraft than projected just a year before."
The Monkey told 1,000 lies on the campaign trail.
Too bad Kerry chose not to call him on any of them.
The Demo 2008 team needs a
If they refuse to fight for the third election in a row, Jeb will
gets more power
in control here,
the White House..."
Karl Rove will take on a wider role in developing
and coordinating policy in the president's second term.
Rove, Bush's political brain, will become a deputy
White House chief of staff in charge of coordinating policy
between the White House Domestic Policy Council,
National Economic Council, National Security Council
and Homeland Security Council."
Subject: The TV show "House" on
I have enough to do without tuning in to some
fascist circle jerk.
if you watch fox, you support fox.
I thought we talked about this and moved past
I can't watch House or the Super
Bowl or the X-Files?
For that matter, I can't watch any network, right?
No Pizza Hut, no McDonald's and no Wendy's?
No Best Buy, no Circuit City and no Hershey's chocolate?
No Wal-Mart, no Sam's, no Target, no Sears and no JC Penney's?
No Microsoft, no State Farm, no Walgreens, no Blockbuster?
No Southwest, no Delta, no Northwest, no Continental?
I can't buy a Chevy, a Ford or a Chrysler?
I can't put oil or gas in my car?
When you look at the lefty companies, you get:
Lindt & Sprungli AG, MetroPCS Communications, SSL International and
You get Ansell Healthcare, BJ's Wholesale, Church & Dwight and Hawaiian
You get Robert Mondavi, Triarc, Brown-Forman, Foster's Group and CVS Corporation.
This is scary stuff.
"We will not raise payroll taxes to solve this
Liar, talking about Social Security reform, Dec. 9, 2004, Attribution
"There are two ways to raise the payroll tax. You
can raise the tax rate, or you can expand
the pool of money that gets taxed. Bush probably
tells himself that he's keeping his promise
not to raise payroll taxes because he still
refuses to consider increasing the payroll tax rate
above its present level of 12.4 percent. But
the Bush White House is clearly sending out signals
that it is willing to expand the pool of payroll-taxable
income by raising the current cap above $90,000.
If that happens, people will pay more money
in payroll taxes. I don't see how you avoid calling that
a payroll-tax increase."
Noah, who has little faith in the lying ability of Bush's whore media, Attribution
I, however, have all the "faith" in the world that they will
lie, spin and cheat to help the Liar.
Subject: Bush's chainsaw
Yesterday I suggested to my congressman that
we cut the defense budget in half, since half
of it was spent on offensive operations instead
of defense. I called it a "program cut."
We could save $205 billion or so every year to
reduce the national debt.
So here comes Bush with his 150 programs to
cut. This is window dressing, so he can say:
"Hey look people, I tried!" In fact,
he doesn't care whether we have the programs or not,
he'll just borrow money to pay for them and let
the deficit grow and grow and grow.
Our entire economy is propped up by borrowed
money rather than money earned, and the
borrowing and spending is being done by the Republican
Congress, Senate, and White House.
The minute that borrowing is cut, and God forbid,
we have a balanced budget - the economy tanks.
It's afloat on credit. So Bush's crowd will
keep it propped up till 2006 elections, then probably go
on a wild binge of spending cuts, so they can claim
before the 2008 election that they are "budget
You know what we ought to do? We ought
to say, "Hell yes, cut all the programs."
It's like a drunk, who has to hit rock bottom and
lose everything before he can face his addiction.
In this case, the addiction is to Republican politics,
fundamentalist religious crusades, and borrowed money.
Keep the hammer swinging!
Don the Day Trader,
"There is a very unusual practice in Afghanistan,
mainly foreign forces, who have
taken upon themselves the right, without any
legal process of arresting people,
detaining them, mistreating them and possibly
even torturing them. There is not
a legal basis for coalition forces to hold
people as prisoners."
--Cherif Bassiouni, the UN Human Rights
Commission's human rights expert in Afghanistan,
failing to understand
that Godly Bush was sent by God bomb, intimidate, capture, torture
and murder any-goddamn-body he
And where did
Bush get this power to legally murder any-goddamn-body on
just a whim?
"Dubya is our greatest president - he can
do no anything he wants!"
Subject: France's L'Anti Americain
All I have is two questions:
1. Are they going to print an English
version of the magazine
2. How can I subscribe?
Issue 1500 is just around the corner.
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say "I want a page that people read."
House: Drug Benefit Cost to soar to $720 Billion
Bush said it would only cost $400B
The Bush administration offered a new estimate
of the cost of the Medicare drug benefit on Tuesday,
saying it would cost $720 billion in the next 10
years. That is much more than the $400 billion Congress
assumed when it passed legislation creating the
benefit in late 2003.
But administration officials said the numbers
were not comparable. The original estimate was for the years
2004 to 2013. The new estimate covers the period
from 2006, when the drug benefit becomes available, to 2015.
The higher figure, which provides the first
glimpse of the true cost
of the drug benefit, could touch off a
political uproar in Congress, where conservative
Republicans were already expressing alarm about the
costs of Medicare, including the drug benefit.
When you specifically write the law to make it illegal to negotiate
for cheaper drugs,
how can you be surprised when the costs suddenly climb higher and higher?
This is all part of Bush's plan to reward the super-rich by bankrupting
so they can kill programs like Social Security, Medicare and other benefits.
Bush, Kerry and the networks say this is
what America voted for last november.
Do we believe them?
struggle with finances
Bush was declaring that major combat operations
in Iraq were over
when Melissa Givens got a knock on her door May
Outside her apartment were two Army officers.
They said Givens' husband
had drowned in Iraq when his tank fell into the
The next day brought another knock on the door.
This time, it was an officer
holding a "death gratuity" check - a one-time payment
the military makes to
survivors of those killed in the line of duty.
But the check was for only $6,000,
barely enough to cover the costs of a funeral.
Givens, with a young son and a second due soon,
immediately began wondering
how she would make ends meet. Though her husband
life insurance - available to members
of the armed services to a maximum of $250,000
- Givens still worried. "My God, there's bills
to pay; how am I going to pay them?".
Bush has gotten so many men killed he wants
to raise the death gratuity check to $100,000.
Clinton never had to struggle with that because
he wasn't a global thief, willing to kill thousands
of brave men killed to satisfy his nasty war hardon
and his personal financial enrichment.
Subject: Bush cuts vet benefits
Screw the military families!
They voted for him in 2000 and some of their
illegally counted votes in Florida
helped him steal the Presidency in the first place. Then,
after using their blood
to conquer Iraq based on a series of lies, they
voted for him again last year.
He is using them like the idiots they have proved
themselves to be.
What more evidence do they need to turn against
him and the Republican machine?
There comes a time when we must realize that some
of our brothers in the military (and their
families) approve of the military/industrial complex's
imperialistic actions around the world;
that they enjoy killing and destroying people that
don't have anything in common with.
A lot of people in this country want the US
to rule the planet. They get a cheap and
meaningless thrill of being associated with the "winners." Now,
is the time they start to pay
for their support of their masters. Did anyone
shed a tear for the German civilians killed
during WWII? No, because that was the price
they should pay for their government's crimes.
The whole country will suffer because of what
the stupid half---including a disproportionate
number of the military---does to support Bush & Co.'s
assault on the progressive accomplishments
of the last century and the peace of the rest of
the world. We are the Evil Empire!
I, too, am angry with the military families for offering up their
kid's lives for Bush's oil snatch.
Get yours today!
We've got the right books by the right authors.
Biggs is with us. He is the Associate Commissioner for Retirement Policy
the Social Security Administration, Washington, D.C. In other words, he is
the subject. Andrew, step forth. Let the people of Arkansas -- no, sit forth
-- let the people of Arkansas --
Dr. Biggs: Thanks
them whether or not we got a problem or not, from your perspective.
Dr. Biggs: Put
simply, we do, in fact, have a problem.
Dubya: By the
way, this guy -- PhD. See, I was a C student. He's a PhD, so he's probably
got a little more credibility.
Ass, explaining how little credibility he has on this subject Attribution
Subject: Dean scream: Debunked
on Diane Sawyer
I don't know if you ever saw this. [Not too
many people did, since they only ran THIS Howard Dean story ONCE...]
After the damage was done, Diane Sawyer suddenly
had an "epiphany" upon noticing that Howard Dean was
holding a uni-directional HAND-HELD microphone
during his "angry" post Iowa Caucus rah-rah speech.
She lets the cat out of the bag that Dean's mic,
the kind she uses whenever she broadcasts with a lively crowd
on hand, is used specifically to filter out excessive
crowd noise. In the room, Dean was almost inaudible trying
to cut through the enthusiastic roar of his supporters.
She admits that they: "...played the 'SCREAM'
clip over 700 times..."
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see/hear the ABC apology clip (Must have Real Media Player)
Guess how many times they played THIS retractive
Once? That'd be my guess.
And they're the ONLY network that I know of
who actually even acknowledged the "error" behind
the "schoolyard bully" dog-piling tactics used
on Howard Dean by the GOP and Whore Media.
So, the smear that turned Howard Dean's massive
grass-roots momentum into a bloody bucket of chum...
was all one huge steaming pile of bullshit. A sickening
lie, proliferated in the most cruel and mean-spirited manner.
My cod! What kind of wretched being could ever
feel pride for actually THINKING this way?
If that's what WE must become to WIN...then
I think we'd better find ourselves a new game.
(Preferably, a more cerebral type of competition
that doesn't require BALLS...)
Keep swingin' the hammer, Bart...
Gene, the sons of bitches will do anything to torpedo
a Democrat and anything to assist The Monkey.
The America press is all about generating revenue now, and they can make
more money praising Bush
than they can make telling the truth - so they are, literally, whores.
by Gene Lyons
Every successful politician is part actor,
and every successful actor part confidence man.
Some fake piety, others humility, compassion, courage,
etc. The list of make-believe
character traits essential to winning elections
is potentially endless. Opponents always
think they see through the act, but there's real
danger only when the mask slips while
everybody's paying attention. Bill Clinton got
caught lying about sex, a topic of universal
interest. But it was really his arrogance that
he could talk his way out of anything that hurt
him among his supporters. Now George W. Bush is
toying with fate by playing fast and
loose with another topic of near-universal interest:
money, and people's perception of
their personal security.
The more the administration says about its preposterous
Social Security "reforms," the less
sense they make. Even in "red" states like Montana
and Alabama, suspicion is growing that
Bush's own arrogance makes him think he can sell
any brand of snake oil he chooses.
"Attorney General Alberto Gonzales started his
first week on the job.
Remember those two naked statues that John
Ashcroft had covered up when he took the job?
Well they're naked again but now they have
leashes around their necks."
--Jay Leno, telling his first decent
joke in months
Trash About U.S. Bonds
by Joe Conason
For at least five years, George W. Bush has
been muttering about his determination
to "reform" Social Security, but he may never get
around to articulating a specific plan
until the question is moot. The sketchy notions
floated by the White House sound so
unappealing that even legislators of the President's
own party are backing away from
his campaign against the nation's great social-insurance
Hesitation among politicians of both parties
is understandable, because this deal stinks so badly.
Results Delayed on Recount
You see, it's important we get accurate results - in
Iraqi officials Wednesday delayed the announcement
of final results from their elections
because they said the election commission must
recount votes from about 300 ballot boxes.
An undetermined number of other ballots were
declared invalid because of alleged tampering,
officials said. The ballots were inside 40 boxes
and another 250 bags that were delivered to
the central counting facility in Baghdad, he said.
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1453, dead soldiers under Bush
"We use to have Saddam, but now we have 1,000
Youngner to address Pitt honors convocation
My good friend Juli kicked polio's ass (Remember polio?
Pitt virology pioneer Julius S. Youngner, the
sole surviving member of the research team that created
the Salk polio vaccine, will be the featured speaker
at Pitt's 29th annual honors convocation.
The ceremony will be held at 3 p.m., Feb. 28 in
Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall and Museum.
In 1949, Youngner, Distinguished Service Professor
Emeritus in the Department of Molecular Genetics
and Biochemistry, joined Jonas Salk at Pitt's School
of Medicine to fight paralytic poliomyelitis.
While Salk's was the most public face of the research
effort, Youngner was responsible for significant
discoveries that moved the vaccine research closer
In particular, Youngner established techniques
which allowed the production of
poliovirus on a large scale, and he developed a
process to inactivate the virus's capability to cause
infection without destroying its effectiveness
as a vaccine. He also devised a methodology for safety
testing of vaccine batches, including those used
in the first field trial.
As a kid in the late 50's, early 60's, I went door-to-door with my
Mom in the cold, getting people
to donate their spare change to the March of Dimes, having no clue that
one day, far, far in the future,
I'd could call the man who is most responsible for kicking polio's ass my good
A shot of Chinaco Anejo for you, Juli.
I wish I could be there on Feb 28th.
By the way, Juli, if you see Richard Mellon
Scaife there, could you kick him in the balls for me?
You have two minutes to record your message.
Every minute a woman dies from pregnancy or childbirth.
Family planning could prevent 25% of these tragic deaths
unfortunately, Bush's policies have forced family planning
to limit services, cut staff, or even close down completely.
Please help us fight President Bush's "heartless" policies.
> Is House the best
show on TV right now?
I counted last night - 18 times I laughed out loud - and this
was a serious
medical drama about diagnosing a homeless woman's epileptic seizures.
How long can they sustain this level of exellence? Great show!
Paris Hilton (It's funny - so sue me)
West Wing, tonight, Bartlet contemplates war with Iran,
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit has it's last show - anybody
Law & Order is about a nasty-ass, fascist
Nazi pig talk show host - murdered by his wife? ha
Let's all kick in and get Marta the best lawyer in America.
Meanwhile, Mrs Bart is all about Lost and Alias,
so I'll have to TIVO the rest of it.
Good news, three more weeks of World Poker Tour repeats
- then new shows!!!
on the funny pages?
Each day, when I grab the newest Boondocks, La Cucaracha and Doonesbury,
I have to wade thru those awful distractions on http://www.ucomics.com
Almost every day Boondocks and Doonesbury get
either the mostly naked hottie-to-trottie
with her underwear'd butt pointing at you or the sizzling, video-producing
heiress and TV star.
But my good friend Lalo Alcaraz over at La Cucaracha usually
gets the hissing cobra.
Is http://www.ucomics.com prejudiced
against our Latino brothers?
"Jan adopted Katya, and here she is in America.
She came as an 11-year-older.
She's a teenager. I'm not going to tell you
her real age. Let me just say she's under 20."
damn stupid to wash cars for a living Attribution
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Warning - may be to too hot for some!
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at this year's Brit Awards (UK version of the Grammy 's).
Although the ceremony
takes place on February 9th the show will be
broadcast on ITV1
on February 10th at 8PM - Does that mean we get it?
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