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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
GOP reporter is a gay hooker
Bush Cracks Down on Religion 
FAA Had 52 Pre-9/11 Warnings 
Torture, American Style 
Spec Pros for "Gay Gate?"
Rugby fan cuts off testicles
O'Reilly on 'Law & Order'
Dick Morris gets Caught 
NY Voters Love Hillary


 Quote of the Day

"Dan Rather was guilty of being insufficiently
  skeptical of forged, true documents. Anchor 
  Brit Hume is deliberately perverting the words 
  of a hero to destroy the hero's legacy." 
    --Ben Wikler, on Humeâs claim that FDR wanted to 
      replace Social Security with private accounts,  Attribution

 The right never has to pay a price for lying
  because the right owns the networks.

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  Weekend    Feb 12-13,  2005                                                                                                             Mike Malloy - 10 EST Weeknights on   AAR


"Karl Rove is now, officially, in charge of pretty much everything at the White House."
      --Dan Froomkin, WaHoPo   Attribution


 GOP's White House reporter runs gay escort service

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 A conservative "reporter" who got favorable treatment from Bush at White House press conferences
 has been found to own domains which appear to be gay military-themed escort websites, and had
 posted a photograph of himself in underwear on his AOL profile, RAW STORY has found.

"Hey soldiers, wanna see my bazooka?"

 The discoveries, made by both Daily Kos, Atrios and AmericaBLOG trace a kinky path to J.D. Guckert,
 the reporter who was writing under a pseudonym of Jeff Gannon. Gannon was a reporter for Talon News,
 a pro-Bush, handjob news propaganda site. Gannon resigned his post after he got caught.

 Daily Kos discovered that and a "handful" of gay military sites, were registered by the same
 company by J. Daniels, possibly another pseudonym. Those sites included,,,,

 Who told Bush to be sure to call on the queer whore-master?
 Is this why Helen Thomas was canned - because she's not gay?
 Why would Karl Rove use "an abomination of God" to fool the American voters?
 Will Bush's good puppy press continue to give the Monkey a pass on everything?


 White House Cracks Down on Religion

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 The Bush administration asked the Supreme Court on Thursday to block a New Mexico
 church from praying to their God because they pray differently than America's Monkey.

 President I-pray-better-than-you has decided that O Centro Espirita Beneficiente Uniao do Vegetal
 should not be allowed their choice of sacraments, which includes a tea not sold in the United States.
 The powerful federal government decided that their tea is illegal and potentially harnful and dangerous.

 Instead of allowing the faithful the freedom to worship their God inpeace, as the Constitution clearly
 guarantees, Emporer Bush has declared their prayer "illegal" and has ordered the government to
 interfere with their right to wortship Almighty God..

 Will Bush's personally-stacked kangaroo court allow these Americans their Freedom of Religion?
 Or will Bush use the federal government to crush their religious rights like a bug under his feet?

 Oh, if only BartCop were president - *he* would allow religious freedom in America.



"Back on September 11, terrorists attacked our metropolitan cores, two of America's great cities.
  They did that because they knew that was where they could do the most damage and weaken us the most.
  Years later, we are given a budget proposal by the president. And with a budget ax, he is attacking
  America's cities. He is attacking our metropolitan core."
     --Baltimore Mayor Martin O'Malley (D),   Attribution


 Report: FAA Had 52 Pre-9/11 Warnings
  Bush was on f-ing vacation again, so no action was taken


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 The FAA received repeated warnings in the months prior to 9-11 about al-Qaida and
 its desire to attack airlines from April to Sept. 10, 2001, according to a secret report
 by Bush's 9-112 Whitewash Committee. The commission report, written last August,
 but kept from the American people until after the election said five security warnings
 mentioned al-Qaida's training for hijackings and two reports concerned suicide operations
 not connected to aviation.

 Why did the democrats on  the Whitewash Commission agree to keep silent about this?


 Were the democrats trying to get Bush re-elected by withholding this damaging information?
 Why did the democrats agree to let Bush testify without being under oath?
 Why did the democrats agree to let Bush testify win secret?
 Why did the democrats agree to let Bush testify with Cheney holding his hand?
 Why did the democrats agree to let Bush hide what he knew about that bloody day?

 When Clinton's zipper was being investigated, they said it was paramount to national security
 to get him under oath so they could grill him ON VIDEOTAPE about which nipple he licked first
 - but 3,00 dead Americans didn't require Bush to do the same?

 And after 9-11, Bush still stayed on vacation 40 percent of the time because
 he has his, and a little terror is good for raping the Constitution and our civil rights.


 Torture, American Style
   by Bob Herbert

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 Maher Arar is a 34-year-old native of Syria who emigrated to Canada as a teenager.
 In 2002, he was seized at Kennedy Airport, placed in handcuffs and leg irons by
 plainclothes officials and flown to Syria, where he would be tortured.

 Our henchmen in places like Syria, Egypt, Morocco, Uzbekistan and Jordan are torturing terror
 suspects at the behest of a nation - the United States - that just went through a national election
 in which the issue of moral values was supposed to have been decisive. How in the world did we
 become a country in which gays' getting married is considered an abomination, but torture is O.K.?

 Terrorism suspects (which is anybody Bush doesn't like the looks of) have often been abducted
 by masked American agents, then taken to foreign countries, where rendered suspects often vanish.

 Aren't you proud to be an American today?


 Subject: the vulgar Pigboy

 Hey Bart,
 The vulgar Pigboy is playing here at AT &T Pebble Beach where I am working this week
 Any messages?


 Ask him how well he knows "Jeff Gannon."



ãAmerica stands ready to work with Europe and Europe must stand ready to work with America.
  After all, history won't remember America telling Europe to go right to f-ing Hell.
  It will remember that we reached out to you after we murdered Iraq."
      -- What Condi would've said in Paris if she were 10 percent honest,   Attribution


 Subject: Julius Youngner

 Dear Bart:

 If you remember polio as I do - the kids in iron lungs etc. - have some class and send the man a case
 of whatever he likes.   Maybe he tequila isn't his personal preference.

 Perhaps he'd like a case - a CASE of Chivas or perhaps Benedictine - let me know and I'll send it in a second.
 Nothing personal; I'm older than you are.  I do remember my classmates - through adulthood - that had to be braced just to walk...

 You're aware of my opinions and conclusions about most everything else.

 Elaine, the shy person!
 I hope to meet and grovel before Julius Youngner this year.
 But yeah, great idea.
 Let's find out what he likes and buy him a case of it.


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 Special Prosecutor for "Jeff Gannon?"
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 To: George W. Bush, Alberto Gonzales, Congress, and the Media

 We demand the appointment of a Special Prosecutor to investigate the "journalist" using
 the pseudonym "Jeff Gannon" (James Dale Guckert) who attended daily press briefings
 at the White House and was regularly called upon by Scott McClellan.

 In 2003, top White House officials gave "Jeff Gannon" exclusive access to an internal
 CIA memo that named Joseph Wilson's wife, Valerie Plame, as a covert CIA agent.

"Hi, I'm Jeff - need anything leaked?"


 Welsh rugby fan cuts off testicles
   This must be story of the century for Drudge

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 A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported.
 Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club,
 "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday.  Friends thought he was joking.


 Subject: The 23rd Sigh, a Post Election Psalm

 Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
 He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
 He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
 He restoreth my fears.
 He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
 Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
 I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

 Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
 Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
 Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
 My health insurance runneth out.
 Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
 And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

 Tony & Tarky Sue



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"I believe that everyone is telling the Iranians that they're going to have to
  live up to their international obligations, or next steps are in the offing.
  And I think everyone understands what 'next steps' mean."
    --Condi, threatening to "pull a skock and awe" on Iran like they did Baghdad Attribution

 Subject: We love House

 We watch House and Joan of Arcadia.
 Those are must sees in this house.

 Can't stop living and breathing to please everyone.

 Mags, good point.
 I get criticized for Shirley, Chinaco, poker and off-topic TV reviews,
 but if you don't stay sane you're not ready to rejoin the battle tomorrow.

 We're nine years into this and I could go another nine years,
 but I have to mix the fun with the work or the work won't get done.

 Burnout kills - we take steps to prevent it.


 Subject: Saving Star Trek

 Hey Bart,

 I know you're a fan of The Original Series, but have you been watching Enterprise, the latest incarnation?
 Les Moonves and the bastards at UPN/Viacom are going to cancel it at the end of this season, claiming
 that it isn't pulling its weight.

 And guess what the Trekkies are doing?  They're going to raise the money to finance Season 5 themselves:

 Part of me says that this is a ludicrous pipe-dream, while another part says, "Fuck yeah!  Let's stick it to the man!"
 So, of course, I signed on to do my part!

 As I said, we may just be a bunch of clueless fools, but wouldn't it kick some serious ass if we forced
 UPN/Viacom/Paramount to bring the series back for another season?  That would be the frickin'
 grass roots movement of the century!

 Oh well, just wanted to let you know.  Feel free to mock me if you must, but if you're in the mood to
 tilt at windmills and give some billionaire pricks the red-ass, we can always use someone like you!


 I am a longtime Trek fan, first catching the first reruns in my pool playing college years.
 Mrs. Bart likes the current Trek more than I do, but it's certainly worth saving.
 If nothing else, it's Democratic TV, where you don't have to hate those who are different.
 I hope your idea works.

 You non-Trek fans?
 Help us out and sign the petition.
 You know if they cancel this show they'll replace it with Fear Factor - Animal Parts.
 Even if you don't like Star Trek, you'll hate its replacement more.


 Law & Order: 'Factor' or fiction?
   Last night's show was about O'Reilly, not Pigboy

  Click  Here

"Just about every famous person I know has been threatened and worked over by somebody,"
 the "no spin zone" liart told viewers the night he got caught. "Fame makes you a target."
 It also makes you a prime subject for an episode of "Law & Order," which airs at 10 p.m.

"Unbelievable!" says an actress playing a bookstore worker. "The guy's being sued for sexual
 harassment and he has the gall to stand up and preach family values."  Later, one of the prosecutors
 suggests Shea's (O'Reilly's) wife may be a suspect because he's been "hitting on" co-workers.

 Shea, it turns out, works for WNYJ-TV in New York. For the record, the Fox-owned station here
 is WNYW-TV. And the allusions to Fox don't end there. Immediately, one of the suspects interviewed
 in Shea's murder is a documentary producer who hates the host.

"Larry Shea (Bill O'Reilly's)'s TV show is part of the right-wing noise machine that's
 trying to take this country back to the dark ages," the producer yells.



"I must say, it warms the cockles of my heart to see Bush stick it to the poor slobs who
  voted against their interests - for him. On top of this, farm subsidies are a complete waste
  of taxpayer funds -- part of the giant sucking sound from the cities into the hinterland.
  Plus, this is the first drop in the bucket towards closing the budget deficit. I bet you
  didn't see that one coming, Red States! Pow, right in the kisser!"
        --Henry Mensch, "Bush to Red States: Thanks, Suckers!"   Attribution


 Dick Morris Caught With Pants Down
   saw it on

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 Dick Morris has a new column up. Or, rather, a recycled version of one of his old columns, arguing,
 once again as he often has, that Condi Rice is the only person that can stop Hillary in four years.
 He, and many of his fans, argues that he's a smart, influential, brilliant consultant who knows what
 he's talking about. Which is why Hillary was picked as Kerry's running mate. It was virtually set-in-stone,
 at least according to him, remember? And, don't forget, Harold Ickes would be DNC chairman!
 Actually, to be fair to him, I don't recall him ever outright saying that, but I do remember watching him
 on FOX boast about Ickes connections to Clinton, the Clintons' secret plan to kill Dean's candidacy,
 and how Ickes would come out on top of the Chairman race. Want to know how that turned out?

 ha ha
 Kids today - they're sharp!

 This politicaligloo  guy is OK.
 Oh, to be a kid, discovering the Internet with a full 60 years in front of me...


 This week in music history - 1972

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 Upon arriving in Singapore to kick off their first Pacific tour, the members of Led Zeppelin
 are denied entry into the country on account of their long hair ... the hairstyles are viewed
 as a threat to the conservative goverment's campaign to reduce the influence of Western culture
 on its citizens ... the band is not permitted to exit the plane, and is forced to return to London
 immediately ... the tour begins later in the week in Perth, Australia...

 Thirty five years later, and America is turning back to the insanity of the past.

 With a religiously-insane murderous Monkey at the helm, decades of advancement
 are in jeopardy as science and logic are pushed aside for ignorance and superstition.

 Who will stop the insanity?
 Since the Democrats are too scared to act, we are forced to look to the right.

 Which Republican will finally stand up and say, "Enough!"


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 ...reminds me of that classic Star Trek "Journey to Babel"


Bush's U.S. soldier body count in Iraq

1447, 1449, 1453, dead soldiers under Bush

" we have 1,000 Saddams."

 McClellan Says He Knew 'Gannon' was Fake
  So why call on him using his fake name, Scotty?

  Click  Here

 To the surprise of no one, the saga of "Jeff Gannon" took center stage at
 a briefing conducted by White House liar Scott McClellan today.

 Gannon/Guckert quit his post at Talon News, Tuesday night after bloggers exposed the fact
 that he had been working under an alias and had possible links to sex-oriented Web sites.
 Questions have emerged about how and why the White House allowed the reporter to attend
 briefings and even ask Bush a very friendly question at his recent press conference. (Previous.)

 McClellan admitted he was a liar, when he admitted that he knew that "Jeff Gannon"
 was not the reporter's real name. Yet at numerous televised press briefings he addressed him as "Jeff."

 Question: How did he get a White House pass, or what kind of credentials did he have?

 McClellan: Just like anyone else who comes to the White House

 Oh really?
 Just anyone can go to the White House with a fake name and get close to the president?
 Could Al Qaeda send a fake reporter into the White House to ask Bush a question?

 Will the good puppy press be insulted enough to drop their protection of this fake president?
 Will these professional reporters finally start doing their jobs now?


 N.Y. Voters Happy With Hillary
  Can't find news like that in the US whore media

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 A majority of New York voters see Hillary as honest and they give her
 high marks for a good job, according to a poll released Wednesday.

 Among all voters, 64 percent said she is honest.
 Among Democrats, 85 percent said Clinton is honest and trustworthy

 The poll also showed Clinton would be re-elected easily over Pataki 61-30,
 and leads Rudy the whoremonger 50-44 percent. Neither man has expressed interest
 in getting hisd ass kicked by Hillary next year, though state Republicans promote both
 as potential high-profile opponents of Clinton.

 You know what Hillary would do to either of them in a non-rigged, fair election?


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 Did you see the most recent Celebrity Poker on Bravo?
 Each celebrity starts the evening with a $10,000 stack of chips.

 Hollywood legend Robert Wagner, on the first or second hand bet $9,500
 (95% of his stack) with nothing more than a dismal 4-5 and stayed the whole hand.

 Boy, I wish I could play poker with celebrities that were that rich and stupid.


 Portrait of Kate Moss Sold for $7.29M

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 Lucian Freud's expremely hard-on-the-eyes portrait of a nude and pregnant Kate Moss
 was sold at Christie's auction Wednesday for a totally ridiculous $7.29 million.


 What makes this all the crazier is that Kate Moss will personally come to your house
 and disrobe and allow you to take pictures of her for considerably less than $7.9 million.



"Bush's new budget calls for eliminating Amtrack.
  Yeah, or as Bush explained it, 'Choo choo go bye bye.' "


 Tally makes the LA Times

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 What's In Popeye's Pipe?
  Are those green leaves ...spinach?

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 Popeye is one of the world's most well-known and beloved animated characters. Since his creation,
 the pipe-puffing Popeye has become a global phenomenon, with millions of kids heartily munching on
 spinach in the hopes that it will make them as strong as the legendary sailor-man.

 Yet is the spinach which gives Popeye his super-strength really a metaphor for another magical herb?
 Have children around the world been adoring a hero who is really a heavy consumer of ...marijuana?

 The evidence is circumstantial, but it is there, and when added together it presents a compelling picture
 that Popeye's strength-giving spinach is meant as a clear metaphor for the miraculous powers of marijuana.

 He's strong to the finish, cause he eats his spinich.
 ...and it stopped his Stage Four lung cancer dead in its tracks.



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