"Being a Bush supporter must be like having
your head in a vice and, every day,
someone gives it a new hard twist. And, every
day, you have to come up with a
new reason why the vice isn't too tight, and
why your head pressure actually
feels pretty good, and why you're pretty sure
that the vice won't get any tighter."
personal reporter runs gay escort service
Bush's pervert is into urine sports - eeeeuuuuuuwwwww!
for "Family values" Bush, then call me for a date!
A number of the links in this story are
to x-rated photographs, and some of those might prove shocking
to some people. Please exercise your own discretion
WOLF the WHORE: Because
one of the things, as you know, that were (He
means 'was.") said is that
you had some sexually
explicit Web sites that you were working on. I don't understand what
but maybe you could explain
JEFF GANNON: Well, several years
ago, before I came to Washington, I had registered various domain names
for a private client.
I was doing Web site development. Those sites were never hosted. There's -- nothing
went up on them. And
the client went on to do something else. - CNN, 2/10/05
...but one glance proves how much Bush's X-Rated hooker is lying.
Star Wars Fails Once Again
Multi-billion dollar boondoggle has never had a success
A test of the national missile defense
system failed Monday when an interceptor missile did not
launch from its island base, the military said.
It was the second failure in months for Bush's folly.
The interceptor missile was to target a
mock ICBM fired from Alaska. The target missile launched
Monday without any problems, but the interceptor
did not launch. The previous test, on Dec. 15,
failed under almost identical circumstances. The
target missile launched, but the interceptor did not.
Military officials later blamed that failure on
fault-tolerance software that was oversensitive to small
errors in the flow of data between the missile
and a flight computer. The software shut down the
launch; officials said they would decrease the
sensitivity in future launches.
The point of this exercise is not to
intercept a missle.
The point is to scare people into voting
for a trillion dollar defense contract for Bush's supporters.
The religiously insane figure their time's
up when their time's up - so why should they care?
They think God told them to grab as much cash as
they can while on Earth, and the way
they figure it, if Bush makes all of them multi-billionaires
- it's just "thy will be done."
"Outside these walls, the cries of those powerless
souls who are injured, disenfranchised,
or otherwise aggrieved may, indeed, be faint.
But those same pleas for help echo powerfully
within the Department of Justice. Every day,
like a steady drum beat, we are asked to provide
an answer to a problem, to secure a remedy,
to be a champion."
--Alberto Gonzales, just after
he was sworn in as attorney general, Attribution
Hey Al, those "cries of the powerless souls" might be innocent Iraqi
teenagers for whom you
gave the green light to torture. How do you sleep at night, with
the nickname "Tortureboy?"
by Paul Krugman
"The Republicans know the America they want,
and they are not afraid to use any means to get there,"
Howard Dean said in accepting the chairmanship
of the DNC. "But there is something that this administration
and the Republican Party are very afraid of. It
is that we may actually begin fighting for what we believe."
Those words tell us what the selection of
Mr. Dean means. It was always absurd to call Mr. Dean a left-winger.
Just ask the real left-wingers. During his presidential
campaign, an article in the muckraking newsletter
CounterPunch denounced him as a "Clintonesque Republicrat," someone
who, as governor, tried
"to balance the budget, even though Vermont is
a state in which a balanced budget is not required."
Subject: 100,000 dead?
I've been noticing your reference to "100,000
dead Iraqi civilians" more and more lately and
it's really starting to bug me. Partly because
you continue to claim that Bush "murdered" these people,
but mostly because the number is simply outrageous.
It seems to me like you just read this number
somewhere and assumed it to be true without even
taking a step back to use a little logic.
So we've been in Iraq for what...700 days
now or so?
Simple division would give us a figure of 143 civilian
deaths PER DAY to make that 100,000 figure true.
That's an AVERAGE day. I can't recall ever seeing
a figure in a newspaper that was even more than 100 in a single day.
On January 20th, the day that was supposed to be
the most violent, we had 44 deaths (9 of which were suicide bombers).
So 35 deaths on election day...that's less than
a third of the total on an "average" day. Interesting.
So where did this 100,000 figure come from?
Ryan, it's not surprising that you don't
hear about the Iraqi dead on American TV.
Tell me, how many American military coffins have
you seen on your TV?
I imagine that number is zero - does that mean
we've lost nobody in this war?
Or does it mean the networks are twisting the news
to cover up for Bush?
When Bush the Smarter sent 18 men to their
deaths in Somalia, they blamed Clinton because
it happened on his watch and the networks and talk
radio and Hollywood went berserk
telling us what a horrible tragedy losing those
18 men was, and I agree with that.
But losing 1500 is a little worse than losing
18, but the networks and talk radio and Hollywood
have decided they can make more money playing the
ostrich for Bush so you're not going to
see/hear much about the 1500 dead soldiers. Wouldn't
it be nice if we could just get the facts?
That 100,000 figure came from the Red Cross
or Red Crescent.
As far as 143 deaths per day, Bush bragged about
the "shock and awe" that the world's
only superpower was going to put on a backwards,
defenseless third-world country.
He ordered the Mother of All Bombs dropped on a
city of 5 million people.
I looked up the word "murder" in the online
It said, "the crime
of unlawfully killing a person especially with malice aforethought,"
so yes, that word might not be 100 percent accurate.
In my opinion, Bush doesn't kill with
malice, he kills for fun and profit - so you're
right, we have a problem using the word "murder."
Bush is legally killing
the people of Iraq, so it can't be murder. Congress gave Bush
legal right to kill anybody he wants, on
the slightest of whims without needing any evidence
or explantion at all. Al Capone would
be sooo jealous of America's Monkey.
Also, "murder" apparently applies to one person,
not thousands so I looked up "genocide,"
which is "the
deliberate and systematic destruction of a racial, political, or cultural
It's my understanding Bush won't have the entire
country killed, so that probably doesn't apply.
So it looks like you win this round.
Bush didn't techinically "murder" 100,000
people in Iraq, but they died violently from his orders.
I guess those families feel better...
"Dear Senator Boxer: You are a shining example
of what a civil servant can, and should, be,
and we, your constituents and supporters, deeply
appreciate your heroic charge to bring
accountability, responsibility and honesty
back into our government."
--Note included with a bouquet
of almost 5,000 roses from supporters on Valentine's Day
to Barbara Boxer
who sent most of those roses to a VA hospital for the "people who
casualties of this administration's disastrous policies." Attribution
Subject: BCR Show 67 feedback
You had some killerass rants going on in
The bit on the Rolling Stone "interview" with Biden
The Fleetwood Mac "Tell Me Lies" montage--
(All praise to Mike Malloy)
I totally dug the Bush "Death of Democracy
for the American People" rap song!
A couple shows back, you totally ganked
me with Phil Hendrie...
I never heard him before, and it was that one with
the guy who was justifying
Arnie's sexual harassing and talking about paying
off his daughter instead of
confronting the guy who groped her... I bought
that one hook, line and sinker.
Oh shit, a bit late, but SHOW 66's list
of Bush's nicknames, dude-- that was
some of the best BCR yet!
Tally was very poignient this time around,
A big "Whoa" on the Gregorian Nirvana Chant.
Yeah, 67 was good dude.
I have some funny stories for Show 68 if I can just remember
which box I packed my bad-ass $89 Mr Microphone.
I also have some killer news that can only be broken on the
GOP Changes Rule to Back Arnold
Although Musclehead (R-Baby Killer) has
not revealed whether he will seek re-election,
the Cali GOP changed a party rule to endorse him
16 months before the 2006 gubernatorial primary.
Delegates at the state GOP convention decided
to make an exception to the party's policy of not endorsing
candidates before the primary elections so Republicans
can pay some early expenses ÷ such as bulk mailing
and voter registration_ should Schwarzenegger decide
to run again.
Arnold is used to having the rules changed to meet his whims.
For decades, whenever he saw
"some tiddies," that looked good to him
- he would just reach for them and play with them.
If he saw a woman "with a nice ass," he'd grab himself a handful and nobody
because Arnie wants what Arnie wants.
Women on the Hollywood sets with Arnold say he would ask them,
"Are you coming to my hotel roon tonight to
suck my ****?"
There was one story that Musclehead sexually assaulted Linda Hamilton in
the limo with
James Cameron, her husband or boyfriend at the time, present, but unable
to stop him.
I was not in the limo - that story was told by either Hamilton, Cameron
or the limo driver.
If some woman turned out to be a "poor sport," he might mumble an
apology or he might not.
But when Arnold wants to grab "some tiddies," he
does it without thinking - and I mean that.
Sexual assaults on women?
Rules against a foreign-born national running for president?
The GOP will force that amendment thru over the wimpering Democrats.
Bad things happen when you give in to bullies.
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Why is Bush fighting with our POWs?
The latest chapter in the legal history
of torture is being written by American pilots who were
beaten and abused by Iraqis during the 1991 Persian
Gulf War. And it has taken a strange twist.
The Bush administration is fighting the
former prisoners of war in court, trying to prevent them
from collecting nearly $1 billion from Iraq that
a federal judge awarded them as compensation
for their torture at the hands of Saddam Hussein's
The rationale: Today's Iraqis are good guys,
and they need the money.
The case abounds with ironies. It pits the
U.S. government squarely against its own
war heroes and the Geneva Convention.
If Iraq needs the money this badly, why
is Bush stealing $100M a day from them?
Why doesn't one American journalist ask
where that money is going?
And doesn't this mean Bush is OK with others
torturing American POWS
since he's OK with our people torturing anyone
they are able to capture?
That Bush is a greedy bastard - stealing
from America's tortured heroes.
Isn't that disgusting - even for a Bush?
Joe Scarborough (R-Lady Killer): Now,
what about your news site? It's called GOPUSA.com.
know Democrats would say, well, your agenda is electing Republicans and electing
the difference between what you're doing and what conservatives accuse Dan
Rather of doing?
Buddy Eberle: At
GOPUSA.com, we have got news and commentary. And our news comes from
is a separate company that feeds just straight news (ha
ha) into us and other news outlets, Web
the country. And what we can say is, you know, if you guys see a story that
you don't like on GOPUSA
Talon News, let us know about it.
on Scarborough Country, Attribution
But Buddy, Talon News is where Bush's X-Rated hooker friend works,
or worked, until he resigned in disgrace.
Subject: Reagan on the
Forget about putting Reagan on our currency
or on T-bonds.
His bazoo really belongs on food stamps--assuming
we still have food stamps
after the next round of "compassion" from Monkeyhead.
Pil, on the other hand, I might agree Reagan's presidency was worth
Get yours today!
We've got the right books by the right authors.
"The case against Gannon boiled down to being
too pro-Republican, writing stories with
a conservative slant, and being linked to conduct,
homosexuality, that is accepted and
celebrated by those who were going after Gannon
in the first place. The standard of the
liberal thought police is evidently that someone's
private life should be protected except
when the accused is a conservative."
--AIM editor Cliff
Kincaid, suddenly a great friend to gay hookers Attribution
But Mr. Kincaid - if "Gannon" did nothing wrong," why was he using
a fake name?
Why did Scott McClellan call on "Gannon" using that fake name when
he knew his real name?
Was McClellan aware that "Gannon" posted dozens of pictures of his
erect penis on gay websites
to lure young, impressionable gay Republicans into his bed for money?
Why can't Helen Thomas get a White House Press pass if you give
them to gay hookers?
According to the Bush White House,
my main man!"
a serious journalist with access to the president?
the "reporter" who replaced Helen Thomas because she asked real questions?
This double standard is bigger than the Rocky Mountains.
Think if the Clinton White House credentialed a gay hooker with a
fake name to say,
"Oh, Mr President, you're so wonderful - what's wrong
with those crazy Republicans
who can't get close enough to the real world
to see your obvious greatness?
The Washington Press whores will continue to
cover for Bush, the unprincipled sons of bitches.
They'll lie for him, they'll cover shit up, they'll
file stories that haven't happened yet,
they'll change quotes to what Bush meant to say and they'll fabricate
lies about Democrats.
As far as I'm concerned, they're all "Jeff
Fuck 'em - fuck 'em all.
bartcop.com has more credibility than the Washington
But would the Bush White House hire a female hooker?
You gotta' admit that Green Day rocked the
house with "American Idiot" - a protest song about Bush.
I loved seeing the crowd give them a standing O
for that rockin' performance. That group has grown up
and gone activist and it's great to see them acknowledged
for it by the Best Rock Grammy.
I was never a Green Day fan unitl my 16
year old daughter got the cd - now I am hooked.
You could be right.
I was distracted.
We watched it Sunday night in our new digs
- with no chairs to sit on.
I guess the furniture will arrive ...tomorrow?
No refrigerator, no washer/dryer.
No pots & pans, no microphone.
...and my balls hurt - the balls
of my feet.
I meant to mention James Brown, too, and
how 'bout Melissa Ethridge?
She's got some balls, eh?
She told cancer to take a f-ing hike.
She said to cancer, "Is
that all you got?" and laughed in cancer's
Shot of Chinaco to Melissa
Green Day-wize - I like 'American Idiot,'
but as a song, I like "Boulevard' better.
I always mean to get it in the next BCR,
wish me luck on that.
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Subject: Bart fuck you
and the Grammy's
I cant believe you liked anything coming
out of corporate Disney Junta,
Amerikas music is so bad, U2 sucks ass,
Ray Charles, please, you fell straight into
the hype gimp one, your no better than the rest,
a gimp, who loves his Amerikan Music,
my dad wrote Piece of my heart, and I think
the Grammies suck,
music sucks , its so fucking bad, my fathers
rolling in his grave.
Mark, I sense a whif of hostility on your part.
Sounds to me like you're not having a good day.
Just guessing, because I have a good time every day - even
when I'm moving.
It's OK if you consider U2 and the late Ray Charles bad and talentless
I imagine some of your favorites might possibly conflict with mine, too.
And I understand the U2 backlash, because they've been the
biggest band in the world for
eighteen years -
and that's not easy in our everyday-changes-everything world.
Attacking U2's tremendous success is almost a given - but going
after Ray Charles?
How can you not like Ray Charles?
...and if you're Dad really wrote, "Piece of my Heart," he wrote
a damn fine piece of music
and had he been around Sunday night to hear Joss and Melissa tear thru
that Sunday night,
I say he probably would've gotten a lump in his throat.
I say ...feel the sunlight, pour a tall shot of Chinaco, roll
one, light it, and turn up some Janis
and remember that each day, you have to force the positive to outweigh
Gannon's" secret life
Fake gay hooker has White House squirming
AmericaBlog also details scores of other
gay escort sites featuring photos and personal profiles of Guckert,
such as MaleCorps.com, WorkingBoys.net, and MeetLocalMen.com.
Guckert's first site remained live until
May 8, 2003, one month after he began covering
the White House for Talon. According to Aravosis' research,
Guckert's escort profile on WorkingBoys.net was
still active as of Monday. Aravosis says he contacted Guckert
for comment for the story but received none. On
Sunday night, Guckert had a two-hour phone conversation wtih
Michelangelo Signorile, who hosts a talk show on
Sirius satellite radio. Although much of the conversation was
private, according to Signorile, he asked Guckert
specifically, and on the record, about his gay escort past.
"I'm just not going to address it," Guckert said.
Addressing the question of why Guckert's
personal life matters, Aravosis wrote, "This is the Conservative
Republican Bush White House we're talking about. It's
looking increasingly like they made a decision
to allow a hooker to ask the President of the
United States questions. They made a decision
to give a
man with an alias and no journalistic experience
access to the West Wing of the White House on a 'daily basis.'"
Bush - lied us into war, ki8lled 100,000 Iraqis and 1500 soldiers,
stealing $100M a day and made
$11 trillion disappear from the Treasury, gets caught with a hooker and STILL the
press covers up for him?
in Reruns after Trudeau Skiing Accident
Trudeau -- who was injured while skiing
Thursday -- was in Aspen, Colo., last week to receive
the Freedom of Speech Award at the U.S. Comedy
Arts Festival. Trudeau arrived to accept the
honor Friday while strapped to a gurney carried
by two medics, and wore a sling on his right drawing arm.
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We're almost done with the big move.
We filled TWO moving vans and we still have to go back with pickup
trucks for the rest.
Once we do that, the unpacking begins.
I've been wearing the same shirt for three days.
U.S. soldier body count in Iraq
1464, dead soldiers under Bush
They got 3 more
Their families will never see them again
because Bush had a hardon for Iraq's oil.
Seizure of Pigboy's medical records fair
The prosecutor investigating whether the
vulgar Pigboy illegally purchased hillbilly heroin told
the Florida Supreme Court that they should be allowed
to review the fascist hun's medical records.
Ironically, now that HIS personal life is
making news, the bastard is all about privacy.
Assistant State Attorney James Martz said Limbaugh's
argument that he should have been notified
before the records were seized is like saying "that
law enforcement is never to be trusted."
"...search warrants should never be issued and
law enforcement should never be permitted to investigate
criminal activity for fear that they will abuse
the power granted," Martz wrote in a brief. "Such reasoning
would eviscerate law enforcement's ability to protect
the public and enforce the law."
Martz added that the 4th District Court
of Appeal's ruling, which said Limbaugh's privacy rights were
not violated when the records were seized in 2003,
should be upheld.
"Privacy rights cannot operate as an impenetrable
shield to conceal, camouflage, or secrete evidence
of criminal wrongdoing," Martz wrote.
But Pigboy, if you did nothing wrong, why
are you hiding the truth from the law?
Isn't that what you said a thousand times when
Ken Starr led an army of men thru Clinton's zipper?
"The National Government will regard it as
its first and foremost duty
to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and
cooperation. It will preserve
and defend those basic principles on which our nation
has been built.
It regards Christianity as the foundation of our
and the family as the basis of national life."
-- Adolph Hitler, February 1, 1933.
"It is a very hard thing to do, to determine
who is a journalist and who isn't."
--WH Correspondents' president
Ron Hutcheson, Attribution
Ron Hutcheson can't tell if this is a serious journalist or not?
Helen Thomas can't get in, but this guy gets the green light?
in NBC's Boxing Show Takes Own Life
A promising young boxer who got the break
of a lifetime when he was selected
by NBC's upcoming boxing show, "The Contender," committed
Police said 23-year-old Najai Turpin shot
himself in the head Monday while sitting
with his girlfriend in a parked car. Investigators
were unsure why he took his life.
The episodes involving Turpin had already
been taped. NBC released a statement from
Burnett in which he called Turpin a "great fighter
with tremendous heart and courage."
"The episode in which he was most depicted will
stand as a wonderful testament to who he was.
It will not be changed," Burnett wrote. A
tribute to Turpin will be added to the show. Viewers will
also be offered a chance to donate money to a trust
fund set up to support Turpin's child.
You have two minutes to record your message.
I was doing a search on conservative authors
and came across your link.
Hmmm. The term "your link" is
about as clear as the Mississippi River in July,
but I'll take a wild guess that you stumbled on the myth
of the liberal media.
Skipping that irony for the moment, I spent
a good minute or so looking at your web site.
All I can suggest is to get over it. See
a counselor, it might help with your issues.
Tell me, should the citizens of Iraq "get over it," too?
Should the families of the dead soliders "get over it," too?
Should the families of the blinded and maimed soliders "get over
You suggest a counselor might help me with "my issues."
Since when does the truth need help from a counselor?
I notice you offer no specifics, that's a shame.
We get a lot of incoherent ramblings like yours.
Your obsession and obvious immaturity is
That's the intention of the page - to provide comic relief from the
headlines that Bush creates
and the headlines the Bush whore media fails to write about - the financial
and moral train wreck
that Bush has driven us thru and his insatiable desire to destroy lives
and steal land and oil from others.
However, I wouldn't want to live in your
I wouldn't want you to live there, either.
Maybe if you had a mind of your own, you
wouldn't be looking for a place.
But as I said, you can come closer to achieving
some inner peace if you ever decide
not to have an agenda, and view things as they
Steve Del Sig
Steve, I'll bet if you and I squared off
in a live chat room you'd rip me a new one, right?
I'll bet you could tear me limb-by-limb and
teach me how things really are.
I'll bet you could straighten me out the way Bush straightened out Iraq.
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