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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Bush on his knees for NATO
Bush's 'Elmer Gantry' Politics 
Camilla banned at White House
Hunter S. Thompson reaction 
The Proverbial 'Live Boy' 
Nose Hair and Hunter
Jesus Hated Bald Pussy
The Yankees are Dead
Guns, Gonzo and Whiskey


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"I'm looking for a good cowboy." 
     --The Monkey, trying to be cute when 
        asked if relations with Jacques Chirac 
        had improved to the point where Chirac 
        might receive an invitation to the Monkey's
        lil' pretend ranch in Texas      Attribution


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"We don't retract anything we do here because we never lie and make things up
  on this program. You know, at FOX News, I have to tell you this, they haven't had
  to retract one story, major story that I can recall since they've been on the air."
     --Rush the vulgar Pigboy who, like FOX and Bush, have never lied or made a mistake,  Attribution


 Bush Praises Modest Pledge From NATO

  Click  Here

 America's Monkey said Tuesday that the nearly worthless, symbolic pledge from NATO to help
 train Iraqi security forces is important because the future of the wartorn nation depends upon it.

 Bush also reiterated U.S. opposition to Europe's plans to lift its 15-year arms embargo against
 the BFEE's second biggest partner, China.   Bush pretended that the United States fears that lifting
 the ban could change the balance of power in the region, especially between China and Taiwan.

 The reason Bush got on his knees and begged like a prison bitch for China to "please, please,"
 release our shot-out-of-the-sky spy plane and its crew, is Bush has business with China the way
 Hyman Roth had business with Cuber, and nothing gets in the way when the BFEE does business.


 Bush's 'Elmer Gantry' Politics
    by Robert Parry at  Consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

 Not only did Bush display a political ruthlessness by stopping the vote-counting in Florida
 in December 2000, but just-released tape recordings reveal an ambitious Gov. Bush in 1998
 honing his religious pitch to conservative Christians, rehearsing how he would nail down their
 support by stressing his devotion to Jesus Christ.

 The elder George Bush resisted this manipulative advice apparently out of discomfort over
 mixing religion and politics. But the junior George Bush - then a senior adviser to his father's
 campaign - seized on the recommendations.

"George would read my memos, and he would be licking his lips saying, 'I can use this to win Texas,'"
 Wead said in an interview published in GQ magazine in September 2003.

 Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the Internet



"He knew who I was, at that time, because I had a reputation as a writer. I knew he was
  part of the Bush dynasty. But he was nothing, he offered nothing, and he promised nothing.
  He had no humor. He was insignificant in every way and consequently I didn't pay much
  attention to him. But when he passed out in my bathtub, then I noticed him. I'd been in
  another room, talking to the bright people. I had to have him taken away."
    --Hunter Thompson, on meeting Dubya at a Super Bowl party in Houston in 1974,   Attribution

"I don't remember passing out..."


 Subject: HST

 I find it amazing to have read on Sunday that Hunter Thompson committed suicide over the weekend,
 since most of Saturday I read the stories and transcripts of the Franklin Credit Union scandal.

 Hunter Thompson is one of the people named by the children who were used as sex slaves.
 That story was reported on Democratic Underground and several other webblogs.
 Is this just a coincidence or is there more to this story?
 Just wondering.
 JP in MO


 Camilla banned from Bush White House?
   Sounds like a joke, but I can't find the punchline

  Click  Here

 George the Monkey has banned Camilla Parker Bowles from the White House - because she is a divorcee.
 The unprecedented snub has effectively sabotaged Charles's plan to take her to America later this year.
 The trip would have been the pair's first official tour as a married couple.

 But the Monkey President - a notoriously right-wing Christian and reformed alcoholic - told aides it was
 "inappropriate" for him to be playing host to the newly-weds, who are both divorcees.
 The decision was made even though his hero, Ronald Reagan, was divorced.

 So is the vulgar Pigboy, Newt the Scumbag, Bob Dole and most "Christian" Republicans.
 What is this crazy simian up to?


 Subject: HST


 HST was one of my heroes. He greatly satisfied my need for savage, angry, wild, uncompromising, and humane Truth.
 Nobody could imitate him, but I get some similar satisfaction from Bartcop.
 He was NOT a wimpy liberal.

 Hunter is my middle name, and Hunter Thompson is like a godfather to me.
 Let us all honor his memory by sticking to His standard!

 To me, heroes of his class include Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, and the Almighty Jeezum.
 Let's burn some sacrificial herbs, cells, and gunpowder in honor of the late, great Gonzo!

 Gordon HC

 I'm there, Dude...


 Nose Hair and Hunter
   by Greg Palast

  Click  Here

 I met Hunter Thompson when I was twenty years old; that is, saw him from the back of a crowd at
 the gym at my college where he was performing.  I say "performing" because that's what Thompson did,
 even three decades ago. He'd become an astonishing success as a writer -- and his writing was astonishing.
 Then he became very accomplished at success and stopped accomplishing much as a writer. That's when
 I decided not to become a journalist.

 If that's what a journalist does, I thought, I'd rather do something a little more interesting with my life.
 Things didn't work out as planned; and twenty-five years later I ended up a reporter. Thompson ended up
 as a cartoon character -- no kidding: "Transformer," the bald-headed comic book journalist hero, drinker,
 druggie, smart-aleck scourge of bad guys and editors.  That was the comic book; then there's the man.
 Thompson the writer kept writing in bits and snips, but it was always a parody of Thompson.

 Thompson stopped taking on the big topics · after all, what topic could measure up to him?


 The Proverbial 'Live Boy'
   by William Rivers Pitt

  Click  Here

 Hunter Thompson is the reason I write politics. Period. He was the most honest man in the business.
 Everyone else had and has an angle, a reputation, or a source to protect. Hunter stripped it down to
 the raw throbbing nerve and let it fly. How is this for prose:

"How many more of these goddam elections are we going to have to write off as lame but 'regrettably necessary'
 holding actions? And how many more of these stinking double-downer sideshows will we have to go through
 before we can get ourselves straight enough to put together some kind of national election that will give me at
 the at least 20 million people I tend to agree with a chance to vote for something, instead of always being faced
 with that old familiar choice between the lesser of two evils? I understand, along with a lot of other people,
 that the big thing, this year, is Beating Nixon. But that was also the big thing, as I recall, twelve years ago in 1960
 - and as far as I can tell, we've gone from bad to worse to rotten since then, and the outlook is for more of the same."

 Amusing, then, that Hunter decides to cash his check in the same week we learn about James or Jeff Gannon or
 Guckert or whatever. What would Thompson have made of this feeble wretch? Of a man who reports on the
 White House with a fake name? Who was so clearly the go-to guy for McClellan or Bush when the questions
 got too hot? Who copied and pasted his 'news reports' from boilerplate GOP press releases? Who somehow
 got within 20 feet of the President of the United States using a false name while peddling his wares online as a
 male prostitute for $200 an hour?


 Subject: a shot of Chinaco for Hunter S. Thompson?


 I never participate in the forums, I haven't told you how kick-ass the radio shows are
 and I'm not even sure there's going to be cash in the account when PayPal comes looking
 for this month's contribution.

 However, I think we owe him a shot...if not the whole bottle.
 Wildly Depressed in Pittsburgh

 K, you betcha...

 Gonzo, this is for you...


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"You know, on this journey to Europe, I follow in some large footsteps.
  More than two centuries ago, Benjamin Franklin arrived on this continent
  to great acclaim...I've been hoping for a similar reception."
     --Monkeybrains in Brussels,  Attribution

 But Monkey, there was no reason for Europe to hate his f-ing guts.
 Franklin didn't kill 100,000 civilians so he could steal their oil.


 Subject: donation


 Have not been to your site for a while.
 The election left me verily comatose with disgust.
 I am only now able to view the word "Bush" without projectile vomiting.

 Go Bart!

 Krista, you're not alone.
 Fifty one percent of America can't stand the murdering bastard.



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"If you have a problem with the sink, you don't tear down the entire house.
  Creating private accounts that take money out of Social Security is an
  extreme measure and could add up to two trillion dollars in more debt."
   -- Statement from the AARP, who Bush screwed royally with his drug "benefit" scheme


 Subject: That Rick Santorum quote


 I live in a predominately gay neighborhood so I have a first hand look at one of those
 "communities where marriage does not exist". You know what you see?

 Beautiful homes, well manicured lawns, skyrocketing property values and falling crime rates.
 You see kids out playing under the watchful eyes of neighbors chatting on their front porches.
 You see new cars and cared-for pets. You see decent, stable people with good incomes
 pouring their hearts, souls and wallets back into the community that welcomes them.

 Santorum's America is a trailer park.


 Subject: HST

 Ad astra per aspera·..

 The passage is dark now.  The road requires light.
 Intuition and hope is useless in this place and a very real and disturbing loneliness has set in.
 The good doctor leaves the world just as he came into it, a cesspool were only the foulest
 of the swine can survive and thrive at the surface.  Children are thrown to the wolves here;
 the old can expect no sympathy.  Vampirism is very real and rampant.

 Somehow, whether by the grace of god (how did he get in here) booze (likely), or prescription
 (without question) he overcame the obstacles and found himself a lucrative, whoreish niche with
 the best of the bottom feeders.  Here, scraping the floor of civilization, the Doctor made his mark.
 Winos, queers, whores, addicts, vagrants, gun enthusiasts, and Chaucer's ghost, looked out over
 the edge and saw him below.  The Doctor's world never saw a yellow light; the music was never
 too loud, the words never too perverse.  What now?

 Everything needs an explanation.  Strange spots of blood on shirtsleeves require answers.
 Waking up in unknown places leads to on the spot explanations.  Regret is the new order of the day.
 My god, what am I drinking?  The age of discovery has been found and the findings have been
 documented with footnotes.   Nixon should get his affairs in order and Satan should fluff the pillows.

 The questions will come and the bats will be there to document.
 Here lies Thompson, let the feast begin··..

 Ryan Miller


 Jesus Hated Bald Pussy
   by Hunter S. Thompson

  Click  Here

 Let's face it, the yo-yo president of the U.S.A. knows nothing. He is a dunce. He does what
 he is told to do, says what he is told to say, poses the way he is told to pose. He is a fool.

 No. Nonsense. The president cannot be a Fool. Not at this moment in time, when the last
 living vestiges of the American Dream are on the line. This is not the time to have a bogus
 rich kid in charge of the White House.

 George W. Bush does not speak for me or my son or my mother or my friends or the people
 I respect in this world. We didn't vote for these cheap, greedy little killers who speak for
 America today- and we will not vote for them again in 2002. Or 2004. Or ever.

 Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having
 all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get
 fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted
 to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill "gooks". They speak for all that is cruel and
 stupid and vicious in the American character. They are racists and hate mongers among us-they are
 the Ku Klux Klan.  I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether
 they like it or not.
 Fuck them..



"Bill Clinton had all the sense of loyalty of a lizard...and the midnight taste
  of a man who might go on a double date with Jimmy Swaggert..."
   -- Hunter S. Thompson, before 1998

 HST seemed to not like Clinton or gay Americans...


Marty's Entertainment Page

 Injured Reserves See Lost Pay, Lack of Treatment
  So many injured, the gubment can't keep up - thanks, Monkey

  Click  Here

 According to a Government Accountability Office report, hundreds of injured Army reservists
 and National Guard members -- including many wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan -- have lost
 medical care and pay because they were dropped from active duty status.



 Subject: speaking of the Catholic Church...

 Grown women will not satisfy a pedophiles' needs.


 I got a lot of mail like that, but I'm unconvinced.
 Catholic priests aren't like normal pedophiles - they can never have sex of any kind.
 They're not even allowed to masturbate, much less have a relationship that's normal and nuturing
 with a male or female.  Geez, even prisoners on Death Row can masturbate, but a priest? Never!

 Koresh, if they have a nocturnal emission, they better feel damn guilty about that.
 No other people are in that position - where ANY sex is totally bad and out of bounds.

 I think that natural sexual urge builds inside a man until it explodes, one way or the other,
 hopefully not in the rectum of a six year old altar boy who wants to please God.



"Why bother with newspapers, if this is all they offer? Agnew was right. The press is
  a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all
  for fuckoffs and misfits - a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little
  hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from
  the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage."
    -- HST, from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


 Subject: BCR Show 68

 Bart, pissing my pants with the Harry Reid Beatdown.

 Same with "... it could be the green tea, or maybe it's the blue agave..."

 all the best!
 Chris M


 Sandra Dee


 It'd be my guess that every man in 1960 was lusting after Sandra Dee.
 If you weren't lusting after her, you were probably lusting after Troy Donahue.

 I remember seeing Sandra Dee movies when movies cost 25 or 50 cents
 and you got two movies for that price, making movie matinees a great babysitter.

 They say she married Bobby Darin when she was 16.
 Was she the last famous child bride in America?


 Subject: Happy #9 and Issue 1501

 Hi - 9 years!  May there be many more, each more lucrative than the previous.

 Sorry to hear about your flood and resulting moves.

 We've had 3 times more rain than Seattle so far this year, and everything is soggy - moss is forming
 on the east side of the garage (that boy scout shit about moss on the north side be damned).   ha ha

 The idea of moving is daunting enough, but to have to do it twice in a month,
 with water damage as inspiration, is way past my abilities with adjectives.

 Happy 9th anniversary.
 marty at bartcop E!



From now until the end of February
I will double your order.
Order 1 get 1 free, order 5 get 5 free, etc.

We've got the right books by the right authors.

 The Yankees are dead
   by HS Thompson

  Click  Here

 When I woke up four hours later, the Yankees were leading 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth.
 My friends were laughing greedily and Omar was gone. I felt queasiness in my stomach,
 but I refused to cave in to it -- and just then the Yankees made a horrible error that put men
 on first and second with no outs. Yes, I thought, this dynasty is ready to fall. Princess Omin
 was weeping softly, but I tried to ignore her. The whole room understood that whatever
 happened next was going to be awkward.

 There was no time to brood on it, however, because a Diamondback hitter had looped a
 single into left-center and the game was over. ... And that's how the story ends, folks

  Click  Here

  Subject: Here's a "never" for you...

 Bart, you've said never say never.
 Aside from that being a mildly interesting title for a Bond movie, I disagree.

 See attached article.

 Man Charged in Alleged Plot to Kill Bush

 Sidebar: What idiot wrote that headline?
 This guy was charged with a plot, he was not charged with an alleged plot.
 How can a presumedly educated journalist be that stupid and still draw a check?

 Statements or confessions extracted by the use of torture, in a free and democratic society should NEVER
 be admitted in court against the defendant.  Any evidence obtained from "the fruit of the poisonous tree"
 should NEVER be admitted in a criminal trial.  Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference,
 is no democracy and no free society.  And I'll have that debate with you any time, any place.

 Your good friend Jimmy H in Alcatraz

 Jimmy, you have the concept of "never" all bass-ackwards.
 There are a billions of scenarios - that's why they invented the word "never."
 You don't get to pick one out and ask me to justify it.

 If there was a ticking hydrogen bomb in Lower Manhattan and one good slap made the suspect
 tell you where it was and the bomb squad defused it when the timer was down to 45 seconds,
 wouldn't you agree that that slap was worth saving 10,000,000 lives?

 And before you say, "Well, how often could that happen?" my answer is,
"About as often as Ol' Bart would green light 'torture' to save 10 million lives."

 Those of you who would sacrifice 10,000,000 innocent lives for a principle astound me,

 ...but at some point we have to let this subject go, OK?


 Subject: Hunter

 From: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on
 extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab.
 We had two bags of grass, seventy÷five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high÷powered
 blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi÷colored uppers,
 downers, screamers, laughers and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser,
 a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.All this had been rounded up the night before, in a
 frenzy of high÷speed driving all over Los Angeles County÷we picked up everything we
 could get our hands on. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into
 a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

 Has a better paragraph ever been written?
 Rude Rich



 Subject:  my man Hunter

 And another light goes out in the world.

 Hunter S. Thompson was one of the greatest writers this country has ever produced.
 And it is with a tinge of pride that I note he was a fellow native of Kentucky.
 Now I have to wonder if, like others of us, he had a tendency toward depression (see also Lincoln, Abraham).

 It doesn't surprise me that Nixon would revile him.  That quote is probably typical of the swill that
 will be posted on Naziblogs in the coming days.  Most of those dipsh**s will never snap to it, but I bet
 Nixon was smart enough to realize that even in his most lucid moments, he lacked the clarity, insight,
 brilliance and rationality of Dr. Thompson "in the depths of an ether binge."  (Thanks, Hunter.)

 I'm hesitant to speculate, but I'm wondering if the current political climate had anything to do with
 Hunter checking out.  He was wired into the scene, and his columns on the Bush junta are among
 the most scathing things he or anyone else has ever written.  It scares and saddens me to think that
 so hardened and cynical an observer might have become so despairing of our situation that he
 decided to end it all.  Gadzooks.

 Vaya con dios, Hunter.  You will be sorely missed.

 Rich from Gainesville

 Some people well-wishing on the BartCop Forum


 Subject:  Scott Ritter Says U.S. Plans June  Attack on Iran

 Hey Bart

 I consider Scott Ritter and Dahr Jamail two of America's Real Heros. Both in their own way have tried
 to get the truth out to the American Public about this dirty and illegal occupation that we have inflicted on
 the Iraqi people and on our military. Recently, much to my amazment and joy the two appeared together
 at the Capital Theater in Washington State. What I wouldn't have given to be there to listen to these to
 great guys speak the truth. I have enclosed part of the article written about the speech given by Ritter.

 If what Ritter says is true, I feel that our Country has reached the point of no return and has spiraled
 into a downward course that will take nothing short of a miracle to stop.



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 Guns, gonzo and whiskey

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 His fascination with weaponry was well known. In addition to Thompson's penchant for firing guns
 from his back porch, a bomb squad from the Pitkin County Sheriff's Office went to his home on
 Super Bowl Sunday to take away a keg of gunpowder.

"I wasn't surprised. I knew (his death) was going to happen eventually," said George Stranahan,
 a friend of 35 years who sold Owl Farm to Thompson and is an owner of Flying Dog Brewery.

 Others said they considered it par for the course that Thompson, a prolific writer and a man
 who took words to dizzying heights, left no suicide note.

"If he would have left a note, it would have probably read something like 'Whoops!'" said longtime friend
 Gaylord Guenin. He had witnessed Thompson's famous prowess with a firearm when Thompson walked
 into the tavern late one night, pointed a big-barreled gun at Guenin and fired a blank.


Bush's U.S. soldier body count in Iraq

1474, 1479, 1485, dead soldiers under Bush

Another 6 families destroyed since Monday.


6 more mothers had to tell their kids that Daddy's never coming home

...so Bush, Halliburton and Carlyle can make/steal their billions?


 Did that Gannon prosititute bring down Tom Daschle?

  Click  Here

 So no, as we at The Advocate have said here a hundred times, it's not just the fact that the White House
 abrogated its usual credentialing and security procedures to allow a gay whore using a false name and
 working for a known Republican activist website to come into the White House briefing room and throw
 "lifelines" to the President and his Press Secretary--no. It's not just that. It's that, as other news outlets
 have reported, there's reason to believe confidential and/or vital opposition research documents were
 released to Gannon by sources inside the Republican Party--apparently not just in Washington, but
 perhaps in South Dakota as well. And that sort of coordination explains precisely why a Congressional
 investigation is needed into how the hell this man got into the White House, using an alias, without any
 journalistic credentials or even a legitimate news operation behind him....

 So, was Gannon's job in the White House payola for a [smear] job well done? A quid pro quo for
 carrying G.O.P. water? More bought-and-paid-for propaganda from the Bush Administration machine?
 Or was he just a gay prostitute screwing and subsequently blackmailing someone high up in the White House hierarchy?"


 Subject: was Gannon banging the vulgar Pigboy?

 The fake journalist, Jeff Gannon/Guckert was Bush's favorite "go to guy" during a WH press conference
 when the questions got too tough to handle. Gannon/Guckert always would come up with a question that
 had been asked previously by Rush Limbaugh to his loyal dittoheads.

 The next day Rush would then praise Gannon/Guckert for his brilliant question. Now the truth comes out
 that Gannon is not his real name, and he is not a real journalist, just a friend of Limbaugh and a male prostitute.

 One has to ask how our Homeland Security, National Security, and Secret Service departments could let such
 an impostor get so close to the president? What if this had been Lee Harvey Oswald? This Administration is like
 the gang who couldn't shoot straight. The incompetence is Bush's White House is overwhelming. Or perhaps the
 Republicans and Limbaugh knew this guy very well, and were quite comfortable with him being in the White House,
 asking the president many questions on numerous occasions?

 Joseph F
 Bloomfield Hills, Michigan


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 The vulgar Pigboy's $10M divorce finalized
  Marta toughs out the whole ten years, collects big-time

  Click  Here

 Vulgar Pigboy Rush Limbaugh's divorce from third wife Marta has been signed and sealed in a Key West courthouse.
 The former Mrs. Limbaugh will no longer be using the radio host's famous last name. A former aerobics instructor
 from Jacksonville, Marta had her maiden name of Maranda restored by the final judgment.

 A Palm Beach resident, Limbaugh reportedly has been dating CNN anchor Daryn Kagan since August,
 and media speculation has run rampant as to whether the 42-year-old will become the fourth Mrs. Limbaugh.

"Do I need $10,000,000 that badly?"


 Subject: I really love your radio show

 Yo Bart,

 Your web site (bartcop.com) is truly one of a kind, the absolute best perhaps DU is on the radar, I wouldn't bet on it...
 You take no shit, you see clearly the conniving & lies two moves ahead, just as Rove plays it... like a chess game
 against  the feeble slow Democrat's who are either too dumb or spineless, afraid to mention anything even as they
 watch their own murder & deaths unfold.

 Bart you're a cool hard-ass mother and you're funnier than shit ...I enjoy your quick mind and style.

 Not to mention how in-the-face to the greedy, ignorant,  arrogant, republican robot pigs. The same ones
 who repeat the same shit, junkie Rush and the Fox news devils repeat over and over to them as they stupidly
 believe they thought it all up by themselves.

 But I must say, even with all the above mentioned...NOTHING can top your BartCop radio shows...
 They are without question the best satire, political insight, observations, wit, clever (and I do admire clever,
 you can't teach it) to go along with great poignant music, blended seamlessly to where you want to take the
 show or indeed to make a point or to just play some burning sounds.

 I just joined and for just a few bucks, and started listening to your recent shows...
 I never had a clue reading you all this time, how you can be any better...but man, I was wrong.
 Your radio show is just so fucking good. I don't care where I go in your archives and randomly
 pick any show, I'm entertained, laughing, pissed-off and soothed...

 Enjoying my tequila, my Humboldt organic and BartCop radio, what a combo to relax with in the evenings.

 Your perfect description of the gouging medical profession (your latest show # 68) had me and my RN wife
 nodding in  agreement, while laughing crazily out loud though it all...

 Humboldt Co.

 Al, thanks.
 Can we come stay with you for a few days? :)



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