"People who have the ability to repay some or all
of their debt should not be able
to use bankruptcy as a financial planning tool
so they get out of paying their debt
scot-free, while honest Americans who play
by the rules have to foot the bill."
--Sen. Charles Grassley, (R-Monkey),
the bankruptcy bill's chief sponsor, Attribution
Senator, I have a question - if a 60 year-old uninsured man has a heart
attack and survives,
what should he do when he gets the hospital bill for $350,000? Get
a second job?
victim of military attack
Survivor Giuliana Sgrena blames Bush
"I believe, but it's only a hypothesis, that the happy
ending to the negotiations must have been irksome," she said.
"The Americans are against this type of operation. For
them, war is war, human life doesn't count for much."
"The fact that the Americans don't want negotiations
to free the hostages is known."
"The fact that they do everything to prevent the adoption
of this practice to save the lives of people held hostage,
everybody knows that," she added. "So I don't see
why I should rule out that I could have been the target."
White House liar Scott McClellan said, "We are
going to fully investigate what exactly occurred."
I have a suggestion: Have Lee 'Whitewash' Hamilton to look into
He's never let you down so far...
Attacks in Iraq Leave 33 Dead
Democracy's march slowed yesterday when Iraqi
insurgents set off bombs and fired RPG's
at everything that moved in a spate of violence
that killed 33 people and wounded dozens.
Zarqawi the Beheader claimed responsibility for
much of the bloodshed.
As the attacks persisted, so did the nutty lies
from the BFEE about Iraq's self-governing.
The wave of violence came as Dutch troops ended
their mission in the southern city of Samawa
by saying "Fuck it," and turned command of the
area (and 550 Japanese soldiers) to the British.
The Dutch said "Fuck it," last year, despite pressure
from Britain and the United States.
Another ally, Bulgaria, demanded Monday that the
United States investigate what appeared
to be a friendly fire incident Friday that killed
of one of their soldiers in Iraq. Bulgaria will
must decide this month whether to trust troops
to Bush in Iraq past July.
Subject: Monkey madness
I attended ( and derided ) Bush's 2nd coronation.
And proud of it.
How else would I have gotten one of those cool " Worst
President Ever " signs???
I love my Bartcop sign, and display it every Saturday
in Northampton Ma.
in front of the court house for an hour, while
me and 35 + people vigil for
an end to the Monkey madness that is affecting
"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used
in the United States.
They are hard-right Republicans. I fear
for '06. I don't trust it the way it is right now."
-- Teresa Heinz Kerry, unlike her husband,
speaking a language people can understand, Attribution
Subject: why Sgrena was marked
She had the scoop on US troops using illegal chemical
weapons in the Fallujah fight.
Here's an article she wrote, and another one about
US troops covering up their foul deed.
It will be interesting to see if Italy's premier
tries to blackmail Bush on this info.
From now until the end
"Not me" will double
Order 1 get 1 free,
order 5 get 5 free,
order a dozen, get 2 dozen
you can't go wrong with
a deal like that.
Extremists shoot 'modern' women in the streets
Qushtaini wore a $5,000 watch, her hands were
manicured and her hair was highlighted to accent her blue eyes.
She was a divorced, single mother in her late 30s
who supported two children with a full-time office job.
She ran a pharmacy with her business partner, Dr.
Qushtaini and Baho were behind the counter when
six men in business suits burst in brandishing automatic weapons.
The men then took them away in a pair of SUVs.
When the bodies were found 10 days later, Baho
had been beheaded. Qushtaini was dressed in a fundamentalists gown.
A scarf covered her hair÷something she never
wore in life. It was bloodied from the single bullet to the side of her head..
Boy, I sure am glad Bush "freed" the women of
Subject: credit cards
according to a recent PBS program (Frontline I
think) that is what credit card companies do,
if you miss any payments anywhere they can raise
your rates on a card with excellent standing.
it is in the fine print of CC contracts. PBS interviewed
the moutpiece of the CC industry and he
said that was true, and it was in the contract
people read and agreed to sign, so enforcing that
provision was completely above board, legal and
ethical. (people can refuse the cards if they
do not like the terms - not sure he said that,
but that is the CC industry viewpoint.
Sorry i cannot refer you to the exact PBS show,
but READ your CC contract if you have one
and see if that provision is there.
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by William Rivers Pitt
...our planetary addiction to oil, combined with
the incomprehensibly huge profits to be made from the
development and sale of oil, have led to the establishment
of political and economic power combines that
are as dominant as petroleum itself. Governments
all around the world, most notably here in America but
also in places like Saudi Arabia, China and Russia,
are either beholden to petroleum power combines or
controlled outright by them.
When Dick Cheney, himself a creation of petroleum
combines, memorably stated that it is the God-given right
of every American to consume as much cheap gas
as they can while driving the largest SUVs they can find,
he was speaking the gospel of ascendant power.
Neither reasonable argument nor empirical data can shake
the faithful from this premise.
GOP: We don't
need those stupid OSHA laws
Maher Says Christians Are Crazy
by Donald Wildmon, (R-Insane Handjob)
Maher said: "We are a nation that is unenlightened
because of religion·I think that religion stops people from thinking.
I think it justifies crazies. I think that flying
planes in a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological
If you look at it logically, it's something that
was drilled into your head when you were a small child."
"When you look at belief in such things--as do you go
to heaven, is there a devil--we have more in common with Turkey and
Iran and Syria than we do with European nations
and Canada and nations that, yes, I would consider more enlightened that us."
Maher said he wasn't speaking only of evangelicals,
but included all religious people. He said he agreed with Jesse Ventura
"who had that quote about religion is a crutch
for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers."
Hey Don, if you have evidence to the contrary, please let us see it.
Isn't religion what you have left when science and logic have left the
According to Maher, the Bible is a book of fairy
tales, calling the account of Jonah a fairy tale the same as Jack in the
The difference is, Jack got some magic beans.
Had Maher said such things about homosexuals,
he would have been immediately fired.
Had he said such things about calculus and geometry,
he would've been laughed at, but he didn't, so he wasn't.
But because he was speaking of Christians, his
bigotry was acceptable to HBO, owned by Time Warner Inc.
Hey Assbite, HBO doesn't censor their comedians.
They're one of the few channels that actually allows the truth.
Besides, Time Warner conducts business in the free market.
If Maher said something outrageous, people would turn of the TV and his
show would disappear,
which is what happened to the vulgar Pigboy when he tried to sell his Nazi
hate on television.
Subject: Did Italian hostage
Giuliana Sgrena shoot her security guard?
Did Italian hostage Giuliana Sgrena shoot her
Was this a setup to make President Bush and our
troops look bad?
Yes, most people, while escaping their beheaders,
would stop to contrive such a thing.
Only the stupid and misinformed think for a second
our troops would fire on a vehicle
unless it was travelling dangerously and at a high
speed in a restricted area.
You're right - mistakes never happen in war and
only guilty people get killed.
All reports, except this communist reporter for
a communist newspaper and al-Qaida via Al-Jazeerra,
refute her ludicrous claim that it was intentional.
"All reports, from people not in the car,
know better what happened."
It is far more likely this was a setup between
this anti-American reporter and al-Qaida.
That's what really happened.
That crazy bitch kindapped herself just to get
on TV to make Bush look bad.
She did the shooting.
That's how Italians show gratitude - by murdering
(big AL Gore sigh...)
People who voted Bush have become accustomed to
lying to themselves.
They will twist the facts until they moan, just to pretend Bush is infallible
Prime Minister Berlisconi should launch an investigation
into her role in murdering her protector.
He should get Lee 'Whitewash' Hamilton to look into it.
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Subject: Giuliana Sgrena
You're probably pissed that we missed her huh?
You'd think one of the 300 or 400 rounds would
have went through her skull.
I never heard of the lady before this happened.
Why would I want her killed?
Apple iPod spying on you?
Software quietly tracks digital music listener habits
If you are one of the 10 million people who have
purchased an Apple iPod, you've almost certainly
loaded it up with songs from your favorite CDs.
And, rest assured, Gracenote Inc. knows about it.
Gracenote Inc. knows almost any time a CD is "ripped" for
use in a portable music player. Apple, Creative
and Rio use its service, as do hundreds of software
products devoted to playing and recording music CDs.
Yet, few consumers know much about Gracenote.
Subject: Al Qaeda
Al Qeada is cia /mossad, dumbass.
You are just a Demturd.
I await your abusive reply.
Richard, I'm a very busy man.
Would a simple "Blow me" do?
We 'may have' criminally rigged contracts
Who knew such a thing was even possible?
In a filing with the SEC, the company said "information
has been uncovered" that former employees of KBR
"may have engaged in coordinated bidding with one or
more competitors on certain foreign construction projects
and that such coordination possibly began as early
as the mid-1980s...."
"Coordinating" with competitors to secure contracts
with foreign governments is anticompetitive and a violation
of U.S. antitrust law. The practice, known as "bid
rigging," is punishable by criminal fines and denial of future
contracts with the U.S. government for all companies
that didn't have Dick Cheney as their CEO.
KBR became a subidiary of Halliburton in 1998
when Cheney orchestrated the merger with Dresser Industries.
proudly donates 12 laptop computers to soldiers
"We've stolen hundreds of billions of dollars - it was the least
we could do..."
Halliburton issued a press release today congratulating
itself for donating 12 laptop computers to the Army.
The computers will be used in Iraq by the 156th
Halliburton's delinquent and possibly criminal
track record in handling the taxpayers' money, including $2 billion
in unverifiable expenses, didn't stop military
officials from fawning all over the 12-computer donation:
"You have no idea of the magnitude of this donation," FRG
Leader for Alpha Company, Joel Breaux, said.
Maybe Bush will give them another billion dollar bonus for being
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Was his mysterious death really a suicide?
There are some serious irregularities surrounding
the demise of the gonzo author, who was found shot to death
in the kitchen of his Woody Creek, Colo., ranch
on Feb. 20, and local cops seemed to have done a lackluster job of investigating.
Police reports obtained by the Rocky Mountain
News note that cops arriving on the scene heard shots being fired,
that Thompson's son, Juan, was allowed to be alone
with the body, and that there was something odd about the gun
Thompson supposedly used to kill himself.
Before his death, Thompson seemed in good spirits
and was not known to be depressed. And considering his long-winded style,
the absence of a note seems strange - he'd typed
only the single word "counselor."
There were no eyewitnesses to the shooting, only
an "earwitness" - Thompson's wife, Anita, who was on the phone with him
at the time and who later drank scotch with the
corpse. Her account of the incident is inconsistent: She alternately
that she heard a loud, muffled noise and that she
heard nothing but clicking.
The behavior of Juan, who was in the house at
the time of the shooting, also was unusual. Sheriff John Armstrong said that
when investigators arrived on the scene they heard
shots, but Juan assured them he had merely been firing off a salute to his
Investigator Joseph DiSalvo also let Juan enter
the kitchen alone and drape a scarf over the body.
And in his report, Deputy Ron Ryan noted the semi-automatic
Smith & Wesson 645 found next to Thompson's body was
in an unusual condition. There was a spent shell
casing, but although there were six bullets left in the gun's clip, there was
no bullet in the firing chamber, as there
should have been under normal circumstances.
DiSalvo said he did not check the gun, adding, "I
think a bullet from the magazine should have cycled into the chamber"
unless there was a "malfunction." A spent slug
was found in the stove hood behind the body.
Conspiracy theorists make much of the fact that
Thompson had been working on a far-fetched story about the
World Trade Center attack at the time of his death.
As Canada's Globe and Mail reported, Thompson
had "stumbled across what he felt was hard evidence showing the towers
had been brought down not by the airplanes that
flew into them but by explosive charges set off in their foundations."
Note: klieforth found this on the newsgroups. It's
the story I meant to run the other day,
but the money-grubbing New York Whore Post wanted to sell me
the link - screw them.
Subject: saving Social Security
President Bush and I have different views on how
to save Social Security.
His plan is to destroy Social Security and give
the money to his rich friends.
My plan to save Social Security is for the people
to rise up against the
Republicans and take back America before they destroy
That is the only way we are going to save Social
Security and everything else America stands for.
San Francisco, CA.
- Fired by The Monkey
"As the longest tenured White House correspondent,
she also wanted people to know that there is no truth
to the myth that the media is softer on a Democratic
president than a Republican. "I've never seen it that way...
Do you really think the press was easy on Clinton
during Monica Lewinsky?" asked Thomas, who contends that
Clinton "tarnished" the Oval Office but was the
complete opposite of Bush when it came to answering questions.
"Clinton would answer any question you asked. ... He
never flinched," she said. She said she was appalled at how
it was recently revealed that someone who wasn't
even a real reporter (Jeff Gannon) was allowed a coveted spot
in the White House press corps and called upon
by the Bush administration to ask "softball" questions.
"He didn't even have a Hill pass or represented a credible,
legitimate agency, but he was let in because he was
considered friendly," said Thomas. "Bush is
the worst president in American history..."
"Anyone can be hit by financial catastrophe. And
if you think health insurance
can keep you out of financial trouble if you
get sick -- surprise! Three-fourths
of those who filed for bankruptcy because of
medical costs had health insurance...
--Molly Ivins, "Bad to worse", Attribution
Been visiting Bartcop almost daily for a year.
I appreciate the voices on your site a lot more
than the ones in my head, not that those aren't okay,
even confused and scared as they are sometimes. But
something that gets really scary is tinfoil-hatting
on GGG, MKULTRA, and late night WH romps with possible
future witnesses in the MJ case.
Talk about freaky glove fit. I came across
this first via Glen Yeadon and the Streets of Little Beirut
as well as Democracy Underground. Is what
I'm refering to familiar to you? I mean, whoah, bejesus!!!!
Just bringing it up I feel cheap-thrill disgust
angst, but it is so like PNAC ilk hypocrisy that resistance is futile.
What can Bartcop dig up about this horrowshow?
Sincerly, a new and avid reader,
Iago, not sure, Dude, but I think I'd enjoy partying with you.
Let's talk about two famous women with problems.
Halle Berry and Kirstie Alley, let's do Halle
She's one of Hollywood's hottest babes and she
had just won the Best Actress Oscar,
but she made a mistake with this "Catwoman" thang,
and it turned her into a woman in jeopardy.
I have plenty of red-blooded lust for Halle Berry,
but not in this train wreck of a Halloween costume.
If she tried to seduce me in this costume, I'd make her take
it off. :)
Having flown higher than Icarus, she couldn't
let it all crash and burn, so what did she do?
She showed up at the Razzie
Awards and accepted her Razzie for Catwoman.
This was a stroke of genius worthy of former bartcop.com publicist
She not only got the rep as a good sport, she
forever buried the Catwoman thing.
Like Howard Stern and his small penis, you can't
tease Halle about Catwoman without praising
her gusty performance at the Razzies, so she has
invulnerablized herself and yes, I am proud to
announce I have just created a new word, "invulnerablized," look
for it in next year's Funk & Wagnalls.
(does a shot)
Kirstie Alley was the hottie who took the place
of the hated Shelley Long on Cheers.
[Did you know the other cast members barely spoke
to "Diane" between takes?]
Kirstie's crime was gaining weight, so what did
She turned her problem into comedy, and did a damn
Last night I watched the premier of Fat
Actress on Showtime, a premier that was so
full of promise,
Showtime unscrambled their signal
to let people see if it was worth $10 a month - sound familiar?
It was funny and honest.
Robert Bianco of USAToday (notice the lack of
The contradiction flies because Alley is fearless
in her willingness to mock her public image and the
tabloid reporters who have followed her to every
pie and doughnut shop in Los Angeles. Fat Actress
is more than just a collection of fat jokes. Alley
and Hampton make some very telling points about the
Hollywood double standard that keeps Alley off-screen
while passing out sitcoms to a host of overweight men.
In the hilarious closing scene, (my handjob TIVO
cut it off early) Kirstie is in bed with Mark Curry (because
black men love women with big butts, they say)
and he's spanking her ass, engorged at the idea that she's got
a big butt while she playfully slaps his face calling
him "naughty." What makes it funny is Kirstie has a Clapper
attached to her bedroom lamps, so the lights keep
going on and off with each slap.
You woulda had to been there to get it, but that's
not the point.
"But Bart, what's the point?" you
The point is both women took their negatives and
turned them into can't-ignore positives.
Both women looked danger is the face and said, "Blow
me, I'm not going to let you win!"
Both women took disadvantages that would stop some
people and turned them into big-time plusses.
Both women had the jeno-say-kwa to say, "Blow
me, I'm not going to let you win!"
If we could only get today's Democrats to look
at these fine examples of girl power!
Everyone gets handed big-ass setbacks, even Ol'
Bart, but does that mean you muck your cards?
Halle and Kirstie are showing you and me that
when shit happens, you f-ing deal with it.
Sometimes you can just kick your problems in the
balls and say, "Go away," and
they f-ing go away.
It doesn't work every time, but sometimes you have
nothing to lose by having that attitude when the shit hits.
Don't let anybody or anything push
Just like in poker, life's going to deal you
You don't have to fold when that happens.
If you get pushed around - push back.
If you find yourself in a bad situation, do what Halle and Kirstie did.
Subject: John Armor is a hypocrit
John Armor looks like one huge hypocrit. In
his background on his site he begins by stating that he will not
give his readers his background as achievements. Instead,
he talks about how all of that isn't important and
then goes on to talk about his parents.
It was also pretty clear with the debate rules
he was proposing that he was trying to set you up. The "You go,
I go, you rebut, I rebut" format is slanted so
that the second person gets the last word, but most people fall for it
because they think going first is the advantage. It
depends on the format, really. Just looking at his site - it has
the faint scent of slime all over it.
Of course, the one thing that comes clear from
all of this: John Armor is not just a hypocrit, he's also a coward
and is severely detatched from the people. He
can't even meet them in discourse without setting up rules beforehand
and determining that they're worth talking to. Would
you want a congressman who wouldn't engage you in dialogue
unless he could know your life's history and whether
he should listen to you? I wouldn't.
Barry, I thought so, too.
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Subject: next Al Qaeda attack
The question isn't IF al Qaeda attacks the US
The question is WHEN al Qaeda attacks us again
do we invade Syria or Iran?
Keep on hammerin',
Damon In Detroit
We've got tonza books by tonza authors.
"And, you know, if this guy had had porn or slasher
movies or bad videos in his house,
they would have been, like, oh, we've got to
crack down on that; that's what caused this.
But he was a leader of the church, and nobody
says, close the church."
Maher, on the BTK killer and religious insanity, Attribution
Subject: MWO turning back the
Bart, you wrote:
> When MWO was up, I hardly ever had a chance to read
> I wish I could turn back the clock.
Here you go:
Dr Vince, thanks for that.
All I need now is the spare time :)
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Subject: Dave Matthews
Are you living under a rock? "the only
band that can fill stadiums"? You're nuts.
Dave Matthews fills stadiums all the fucking time. Also,
much of his music contains electric guitar.
U2 is great, but DMB is fucking fantastic too.
Dave Matthews Band fills stadiums?
You mean stadiums like where NFL teams play?
"All the fucking time?"
soldier body count in Iraq
1510, dead soldiers under Bush
That's seven families
destroyed over the weekend.
How many more, America?
Subject: our war dead
do you realize we've lost as many troops as you've
put out editions of Bartcop.
Gives one pause doesn't it?
Rees at Harvard
Friday found me in the Boston area, so I stopped
by the Fong Auditorium to see the show.
An informal survey, of those who showed up early
and got the best seats, revealed that no one else in
Massachusetts has ever heard of bartcop. Bummer,
no wonder I feel so alone even in the bluest of the blue states.
Fortunately, Rees on-stage displays sense and
intelligence and a wit of ACID.
I found myself laughing too hard to keep notes,
almost too hard to breathe.
If you every get a chance to see a speak by David
Rees - you must attend.
Mogens, I'm used to "nobody ever heard of you."
Too bad my Daddy wasn't a crooked former president/head of the CIA.
Tommy and I tried to do some radio last weekend but the sound
in the new studio is "unprofessional," he says.
I am negotiating with Mrs Bart on installing echo-deadening insulation.
I will get BCR
Show 70 up as soon as possible.
I have a lot to talk about.
Subject: I like Bush
"You guys are dicks release terance and philip imeadiatly"
or in other words you people suck for slaming bush
like u are
and u jackasses paste pics in places that don;t
For ont thing not all of bushes things are his
fault thosse god damed towl heads,
if they stop blowing them selves up the death tole
would be less than half.
so I guess what I'm saying is " you go to hell,
you go to hell and die!"
sincerly a bush supporter
p.s. you all can kiss my bid dimpled ass because
some day I will be in the army
fighting for your sory ass so you can piss and
moan in your god damed office chairs.
Dag, why are you going to volunteer to die for Halliburton?
Wouldn't you rather stay here, get married, have kids and grow old?
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